I have never in my life seen a man so kind and so deranged at the same time
@peteg27157 ай бұрын
I hope he's doing alright
@elmaschimba9637 ай бұрын
In real life I’ve met plenty of kind people probably kinder even
@macaroon1477 ай бұрын
Alot of these type of people are actually much Kinder and well meaning than the slightly more upper class people
@katwhiskers87 ай бұрын
me
@Pokebrokey7 ай бұрын
Well apparently he believes in God and has demonic effigy's all of his house. lol 50/50
@ManBat4208 ай бұрын
The juxtaposition of a drunk man ensuring a police officer "I will protect you" it'self is hilarious
@see-rious-ley7 ай бұрын
What’s more hilarious than what the man said was your use of an apostrophe in the word “itself”. Actually, it’s beyond hilarious - it’s ridiculous. Work on your own actions by going back to school, then you can start commenting about someone’s actions.
@ManBat4207 ай бұрын
@@see-rious-ley Calm down Karen, it was obviously a typo. I'm guessing you made one too if you felt the need to edit your comment, I just don't care to proof read and edit my comments like you because it's just YT.
@briggstondade49867 ай бұрын
@@ManBat420their going to have to rethink their channel name with that comment. That is assuming that he knows how to spell the actual words and not just pronunciations.🤷🏽♂️🫡salute to homie for being the KZfaq teacher fraternity to grade people’s comments like a grade school teacher.
@mikekoenig64677 ай бұрын
@@see-rious-leyLMAO miserable kuhnt
@Buttcakes157 ай бұрын
@@see-rious-ley who hurt you? Not even being sarcastic
@gavingmiller947 ай бұрын
What a wild time when a man like this could afford a house
@Tottis8067 ай бұрын
Lmao
@JoelTGM7 ай бұрын
I was laughing and then I saw this comment and am sad now.
@itsmeTaraLee7 ай бұрын
This comment got me
@happyamerican32357 ай бұрын
Pet stores, snake removal, boots. Lots of money making there. He’s a trip though 😂
@Liefvikerson6 ай бұрын
Ya 😂 I think I'm saner than him, and I'm typing this while homeless.
@EchoBoomer19877 ай бұрын
This doesn’t feel like COPS, it feels like a Reno 911 episode.
@nicoleparreira10247 ай бұрын
Right
@protoroc7 ай бұрын
They should definitely steal it. Just add Jonesy and keep the drunk man's dialogue
@CorvusRemalius7 ай бұрын
That's honestly how 90s COPS was. Every night, I would tune in with my dad to see wtf kind of shenanigans they would air. 😂
@CHUMLAR7 ай бұрын
With a sprinkle of Cribs. 😂
@UltimaPowers7 ай бұрын
I'm wearing boots of escaping!
@CharlieKellyEsq7 ай бұрын
"Is there a snake in there?" "I hope" Lmao I died
@Fredrique667 ай бұрын
That's what did it for me!!
@andrewgalioto4057 ай бұрын
His facial expression was the 2nd best part of that 😂
@Fredrique667 ай бұрын
Yes!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aaronramen59267 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MsBellasworld7 ай бұрын
She’s pregnant, she’ll have up to 60 babies 😂
@madardauchiha8787 ай бұрын
Can we take a second to appreciate This camera man’s comedic timing on everything and the fact he was not in tears laughing
@dnmclnnn7 ай бұрын
"I don't pray to satan or nothin" Camera man: pans to skull on the wall.
@jaydox38367 ай бұрын
I noticed that to, that camera man is topnotch@@dnmclnnn
@PatriciaBruli7 ай бұрын
That was an important part of this!
@HALVEVlL3337 ай бұрын
*stumbles through the window* "Hey... Okay, Mee-" *SLAM* *Opens window* "-Eet me out front"
@bobbytropo23147 ай бұрын
“Is there a snake in there?” “I HOPE SO!”
@teaspoonty37 ай бұрын
The window slamming closed as he’s coming back had me dying 😂😂
@Derek_Wyld7 ай бұрын
Same lmao and he just reopens it and says meet him up front I’m weak 😅😅😅
@A6Legit7 ай бұрын
The way he had his hands up to hold it and it slams in his face got me.
@allenbates34707 ай бұрын
You don’t even know ow how dead I am.
@yvonnecortes_7 ай бұрын
@@Derek_Wyldyup just that lil interaction was already setting the tone for the rest of the video😆
@IamDapperDanMusic7 ай бұрын
It’s like a movie lol
@southviewarab2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being plastered asking cops to help you break into your own home then inviting them in, showing them your ominous sanctuary and all your snakes and by the end of it the cops offer you a job… this is some legendary ass shit
@eelrosh18902 жыл бұрын
The man, the myth, the LEGEND!
@MrArtVein2 жыл бұрын
Right this would never happen in 2022. Hell he wouldn't even make it through his window
@stuiedaman2 жыл бұрын
All on national television
@richardclarke83232 жыл бұрын
I didn't even think of it , Hella legendary tho 🤣😂🤣😂😂epic asf
@madcow00232 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!!
@Devan-he4kr7 ай бұрын
This is the American Dream right here. White drunk guy protecting his Black cop friend from his pet snakes.
@refugeehugsforfree41517 ай бұрын
Hell Yeah Brother!
@Qqxx227 ай бұрын
Fuck yeah it is. I was laughing my ass off while be prideful that this interaction took place on American soil. This was a beautiful interaction
@Mr.JoeMontanya7 ай бұрын
True #merica moment
@VoltairesRevenge7 ай бұрын
Your dream is a Black man’s nightmare.
@bradleylepper7 ай бұрын
LOL
@chipped15707 ай бұрын
“Shes pregnant shell have up to 60 babies” he said it like a proud grandparent 😂
@MsDudette214 күн бұрын
It's his hand pointing and him saying that that killed me. Wasn't expecting the snake to be pregnant lolol
@MrShloker7 ай бұрын
The comedic timing is crazy. This 3 minute video was funnier and more entertaining than primetime sitcoms
@red73707 ай бұрын
fr, "is there a snake in there?" "i hope" while looking dead serious
@MrShloker7 ай бұрын
@@red7370 when he falls through the window and the cop lets it go right when hes about say something, and he just keeps on like nothing happened
@slr76282 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how most elementary school boys act when their best friend stays the night the first time 😂
@shadow12k2 жыл бұрын
Showing them everything lol
@heyokaoverdashelly2kangel9452 жыл бұрын
Hahah truuue
@king-ghost10272 жыл бұрын
Happy as ever lol
@theclubvids2 жыл бұрын
I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T LET NOTHING HAPPEN TO YOU
@MrEazyE3572 жыл бұрын
Damn! You hit the nail right on the fucking head! Amazing! 😂🤣
@boldyeller2 жыл бұрын
That slow pan over to the skull on the wall, after he says "I don't pray to Satan", is pure comedic gold
@boneysouthwest2 жыл бұрын
"I don't pray to satan" *camera pans to Baphomet*
@shards0fwords Жыл бұрын
paused at this moment bc I’m still crying XD
@unnamed7158 ай бұрын
"I don't pray to Satan!" Cameraman: Oh yeah then wtf is that?? 🤣🤣
@SJ.778 ай бұрын
yeh I loved that too hahaha
@ShadowsandCityLights8 ай бұрын
Camera man is on point!!!
@lawrencetalbot83467 ай бұрын
Idk why but that handshake at the end between the cop and the guy just brings a smile to face. Oddly wholesome. Wish they had more episodes like this. Come to make an arrest, leave making a friend
@Fern6357 ай бұрын
Seriously, Buddy should consider a career as a snake handler. Sounds like the authorities would be happy to work with him.
@MisterWangDang7 ай бұрын
It sure was a different time. I’m from that era so I still do a lot of hand shaking
@gundamgames60927 ай бұрын
“No… no wait a minute. You don’t understand how many there ARE!” That line gets me every time.
@Micolash_is_behind_you7 ай бұрын
LOLOLOLOL
@EricJacobson19907 ай бұрын
"Are there more snakes back there?" "I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you" 😂😂😂
@himynameis36647 ай бұрын
"wait wait is there a snake in the box?" ".....well I hope so" 😂😂
@Dan-yk6sy7 ай бұрын
I trust his intentions, just not his ability.
@ominouskelp15227 ай бұрын
"I will protect you"
@de-CO27 ай бұрын
Better have him swear to the Devil, too, just in case.
@MsBellasworld7 ай бұрын
She’s pregnant, she’ll have up to 60 babies lol 😂
@optimisticcosmic2 жыл бұрын
This guy waited his whole life for a camera crew to show up to his house 😂🤣
@arlisbartlett4032 жыл бұрын
He did!
@Google_Does_Evil_Now2 жыл бұрын
Wonder if they went back to see the 60 snake babies?
@Lee-bp8sp2 жыл бұрын
You see them snakes right there!
@redeyejedi37002 жыл бұрын
You are 100% correct lol waiting sooo long for the day this would happen lol
@rc2300s2r2 жыл бұрын
And when they did show up He nailed it!
@PrideRock927 ай бұрын
“You don’t understand how many there are” is an underrated line.
@FinalBoss88919 күн бұрын
Yeah I didn't find that line funny at all but serious. What do you think he meant by that?
@masonfarnsworth18017 ай бұрын
God damn we need a update on this man 30years later. I hope hes still alive 😂
@anthonymancilla3806 ай бұрын
He passed away in 2015 at the age of 55
@uncannyhumanoid2 ай бұрын
@@anthonymancilla380source? do you have his name so we can look him up?
@user-ut9ui5us3vАй бұрын
@@anthonymancilla380 That's sad, but not entirely surprising.
@CarterWebber2024Ай бұрын
@@user-ut9ui5us3vseems like he had fun with his life so 🤷♂️
@MartinezStuffIsThaBomb15 күн бұрын
@@anthonymancilla380source?
@ihugfemales48392 жыл бұрын
Dude was so damn happy to have some company, you can tell he doesn’t get visitors much. Those officers were real ones for listening and being respectful, they made that man’s night
@JustSomeGuyOk2 жыл бұрын
Loneliness - the real cause of problems
@morepoppunkthanpizza2 жыл бұрын
@@JustSomeGuyOk bruh this hit hard
@mittao862 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i wonder 🤔 he don't get any visitors.
@Ebvardh2 жыл бұрын
@@omniowl3515 Solitude is bliss, loneliness is torture.
@matthewchandler78452 жыл бұрын
Ya just love to see it! A strange but harmless and insightful interaction. Mad props to the officer for just rolling with it...
@disgracedgrace76132 жыл бұрын
"Is the snake in there?" "I hope." As a reptile owner this is hilarious
@matthewmyers74402 жыл бұрын
It made me laugh pretty hard. Lol
@adanis01972 жыл бұрын
Yeah tickled me too and I don't even own one 🤣
@jasonscott79882 жыл бұрын
Hilarious reply delivered with perfect comedic timing. Could have been a line from a sitcom or movie.
@williamakers11012 жыл бұрын
I had a ball escape his cage and go into the toilet. It took 2 days to get him to come out enough to grab him. I know exactly how that feels everytime I open his cage. 'I hope he is there' haha
@ToasterStronkle2 жыл бұрын
What an original comment!
@Coconut_Prrson7 ай бұрын
The delivery of "she's pregnant" is oddly adorable. He's like a little kid talking about the drawing he just made
@moiseslgaristo67856 ай бұрын
The camera work leading to that point is gold
@Mogesy7 ай бұрын
“I ain’t scared of the devil himself”🤣 the confidence I need
@AndrewGistKlaxMaster2 жыл бұрын
In the 90s, someone like this could afford a house. Today, no one can
@RonnyDoplo2 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedGaming4444 "no one works hard anymore" okay champ, thanks for the history lesson lol
@travisfoster67652 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedGaming4444 bruh go take an economics class
@johnhonest78112 жыл бұрын
Fuck that was the most surprising thing… mf got rooms for snakes
@90skidcultist2 жыл бұрын
@That 1 Gamer🤡 Okay, Boomer.
@banjokazooie81242 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedGaming4444 Who raised the generation that doesn't want to work hard any more? That generation is the one to blame. Ill give you a hint, it deals with booming...
@jackodonnell34632 жыл бұрын
That camera pan to the skull directly after "I don't pray to Satan" was the best comedic timing I've seen in a while.
@Smokey14192 жыл бұрын
So perfect, hahaha
@Cuban2 жыл бұрын
beat me to it lmao
@venimprincess2 жыл бұрын
The shadeeee
@jong82652 жыл бұрын
Gave me office vibes lol
@SaucyOperator2 жыл бұрын
Cameraman does open mic stand up ever Thursday at the Chuckle Hut.
@hubguy7 ай бұрын
That window closing as he’s talking and approaching it is perfect
@IDontReadRepliesToComments7 ай бұрын
I hope this man is still living his best life
@anthonymancilla3806 ай бұрын
He passed away at the age of 55 in 2015
@TheEnlightenedMalignancy2 ай бұрын
@@anthonymancilla380Probably lived a better life than me
@MartinezStuffIsThaBomb15 күн бұрын
@@anthonymancilla380source? I believe you I just wanna know
@anthonymancilla38015 күн бұрын
@@MartinezStuffIsThaBomb I forgot his name but his memorial is on the newspaper
@skyry1012 жыл бұрын
I initially thought he broke into someone else's home, pretending to be the homeowner and making things up as he went along 😂
@tylerliebersohn23152 жыл бұрын
Specially when he got to the alter and was like unmmm you tell me what that is… ummmmm I don’t worship the devil I’m a Christian I just uhhhhh feel a need to build these alters
@SecretSauceyjuice2 жыл бұрын
That would be the most epic house tour of all time. Committing a B&E live in front of the police (with their help) while filming COPS and then giving them a tour of a house full of snakes.
@devin1820ify2 жыл бұрын
I would have died laughing if somebody would have came out "who the fuck are you!?" 🤣
@migol19842 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that was the case lol
@coyoteblue40272 жыл бұрын
loool me too, but that man knew exactly where the snakes were at.
@PracticingLiberty7 ай бұрын
I love how the cop is in frame, pans away, guy rants about loving snakes, pan back to see cop outside.
@siantelove7 ай бұрын
I legit hollered when i noticed that!!!😂
@patsol80137 ай бұрын
Cop was NOT feeling getting murdered by a drunk man’s snake 😂
@Fuketsu.7 ай бұрын
Timestamp???
@PracticingLiberty7 ай бұрын
@@Fuketsu. 00:50
@siantelove7 ай бұрын
@@patsol8013 😂
@justdaddrums27047 ай бұрын
That one dude at the party that nobody knows but everyone's glad he's there.
@WS-qy3cd7 ай бұрын
this is true art in its essence. The scene ends with our hero lighting up the butt of a cigar that has been previously smoked all the way to the foil wrapping. The cigar has long out lived its usefulness but in this moment, it's as sweet as cherry pie.
@PiYodTongАй бұрын
Lol you're full of it.
@feliperivas38142 жыл бұрын
This guy is actually a genius. He probably kept these snakes to scare the hell out of cops from finding the bricks of weed in his bedroom.
@suzz17762 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jstsumguy292 жыл бұрын
Under every snake cage was cash and coke.
@PeytonOver2 жыл бұрын
Ha! Weed, sure.
@andybardo74892 жыл бұрын
More likely pounds of meth.
@raico68902 жыл бұрын
That explains why the snakes were so chill...
@hanneswegener32952 жыл бұрын
Cop: "Wait, is there a snake inside?" Dude: "I hope." Pure gold.
@Dyeddark2 жыл бұрын
“She’s pregnant :-)”
@mr_biggsmoke42022 жыл бұрын
@@Dyeddark the way he said it had me laughing lolll Shes pregnant
@tonyajannetta1262 жыл бұрын
Comment SEVERELY underrated.
@kellylanders83502 жыл бұрын
The delivery was perfect. Lmao
@jonathanelliott45772 жыл бұрын
As in it could just be somewhere in the house
@Xzor7 ай бұрын
2:20 "Is the snake in there?" "I hope." I'm dying 💀🤣
@SuperTwilightZoned7 ай бұрын
"Man I got snakes from one end of this house to the other" 😂😂😂
@Psycheooo2 жыл бұрын
Bro when he said "I will protect you." to the cop, I just knew this guy is a genuine guy.
@yoced82132 жыл бұрын
Everybody read that in his voice
@SecretSauceyjuice2 жыл бұрын
The way he tilted his head and eyes widened, like "I got you".
@dylanowens98802 жыл бұрын
"I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you" He meant that shit
@treznev.v22 жыл бұрын
where do I hire him for security?
@dylanmonstrum15382 жыл бұрын
@@yoced8213 LMAO holy shit
@SB-1292 жыл бұрын
-"I'm serious, I don't like snakes." -" _I will protect you...._ "
@hunterstokes93062 жыл бұрын
*imitates snapping neck* JUST LIKE THAT!
@malikbrathwaite37082 жыл бұрын
That will always be my favorite part of this lol
@Indian_Outlaw4177 ай бұрын
Him ordering the cop around "Just help me up here, and meet me at the front" 🤣😂🤣
@matthewhicks17257 ай бұрын
Man, I miss the way society used to be! See how different they are, yet how much respect they had for eachother
@taylor-gq4rg7 ай бұрын
I love how directly specific he is in saying "I believe in God and I don't pray to Satan." 😂
@tiahnarodriguez38097 ай бұрын
“…but I feel a need to build these alters”. Dude was leaning towards the devil 💀
@Heisenbrick7 ай бұрын
The devil is a snake himself, he’s not afraid of the devil.
@iscrampad21947 ай бұрын
Read this comment as he said it 😂
@joshmnky7 ай бұрын
The way the camera dude panned up to the skull right after he said it, couldn't have been done better if scripted.
@Jordan-ot7qf7 ай бұрын
@@joshmnkyExactly LOL
@Daveyjokes7 ай бұрын
"I'll hypn-tize it" has lived in my head for 20 years
@nam61287 ай бұрын
"Is the snake in there?" *pause* "I hope..." This has always been my #1 favorite cops moment 😂
@PRSouthern7 ай бұрын
Love that the snakes DGAF. They’re to the cop just like “Yeah guy is weird but the rent is free.”
@KiteAndKeyProductions2 жыл бұрын
Took all that crazy drunkenness and pivoted it until he got a job offer. Absolute legend.
@BlekJamal2 жыл бұрын
You meet me at the front
@k5elevencinc02 жыл бұрын
😂😅💯💯
@SunilKumar-pu7me2 жыл бұрын
Also it's a cool technique to get all information and call him to check if he can actually catch a snake.
@jonjonesy21122 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣real
@byegod2 жыл бұрын
@@BlekJamal 😂😂😂
@jacobolson61452 жыл бұрын
I love when the cop asks “are there more snakes back there” and instead of answering the question he just says “I won’t let anything happen to you”
@noahcoomer2 жыл бұрын
He's probably had to answer that question thousands of times before then.
@DarthCody7002 жыл бұрын
"Is there a snake in there?" "I hope!"
@mushroomtits83872 жыл бұрын
He's a trained professional. He'll hypnotize 'em or talk to the devil himself if he has 2.
@LocatingGoku2 жыл бұрын
my favorite is "wait, Is the snake in there?", "I hope""
@eyanmartin-snyder34352 жыл бұрын
Officer: "is there a snake in there?" Him: "I... Hope"
@RyanFrost-uz3xe7 ай бұрын
I watch this everytime I’m sad. Works.
@newfilmuprising7 ай бұрын
The "Daytona Beach Bike Week" t-shirt is what brings it all together for me. I hope this man is doing well
@oragnutanggang39213 ай бұрын
Someone above said he died in 2015 but there wasn’t a source or any evidence for it
@chronicprocrastina2 жыл бұрын
The timing of the window closing on its own was hilarious tbh
@mobchris937 Жыл бұрын
You can hear the camera man laugh when that happened 😂😂
@ryans628011 ай бұрын
😂
@ryans628011 ай бұрын
"meet me at the front"
@bryanpratt58507 ай бұрын
I think they included it on the intro to COPS after that.
@coolbreeze14317 ай бұрын
It was. It was like a movie
@boobonet90882 жыл бұрын
"Is the snake in there? "I hope?!" That is the best thing I've ever heard.
@Rune3D2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we'd hate to have a loose snake in the house! 🤣
@mildgooses44012 жыл бұрын
@@Rune3D from that night on, Johnny never talked to us again xD
@Job.Well.Done_012 жыл бұрын
I fawkin lost it when he said that! 🤣 couldn’t breathe
@Emiliapocalypse2 жыл бұрын
And the look on his face like 👀😬👀
@avidkites2 жыл бұрын
This man is my spirit animal
@JustJefferson7 ай бұрын
Dude has me crying laughing. What a character.🤣
@MiBrCo41777 ай бұрын
growing up in the 90s. neighborhoods were like this lol. cops were a different breed, as was people, and sadly over the past 15 or so years it's all went to shit. hopefully one day it'll come full circle.
@CosmoKramer-fo6sb7 ай бұрын
You must be a boomer. No as we continue to flood America with savages social cohesion will continue to erode etc.
@markeewell7 ай бұрын
The mid 90s was 30 years ago 😢
@alexevasic84117 ай бұрын
You guys don't know how to tap the present moment like a maple tree. What you're referring to is social and cultural change. However it _"all"_ didn't go to 'shit'. And you didn't. Unless you let yourself. Experiencing the 90s like that is as much "in the mind" as experiencing any present moment. Really, you are the ones with the keys to your own psyche and mind. It may be harder today but it happens for a reason. If more people adopted full sovereignty over their body and mind BOOM!... There is a growing a awareness of the corruption and a so called "mass awakening" is taking place. Edward Dowd (altruist Wallstreet analyst) predicts well be living in a golden age. Mattias Desmet (mass formation psychosis guy(Joe rogan)) says it will get harder before it gets better. But also a golden age Don't be simply soft and comfortable and let it bowl you over.. WAY WAY WAY down the line, maybe 100+ years is "new earth". A "solar punk" eutopia. Solar meaning aligned with nature and biology and science. Free abundant energy. And punk means our tribal hunter gatherer roots. The near term golden age is just parallel systems as the corrupt ones turn to ash.
@CosmoKramer-fo6sb7 ай бұрын
@@alexevasic8411 nah most of the country is a s hole my once nice town just got it's new population dumped on it not even a yr ago 2 bank robberies pizza place down the street broke into sirens every 15 min. and I travel for work it's like this almost everywhere and has been. Coming soon
@carter3582 жыл бұрын
I remember when this aired for the first time and just laughing my ass off. "Is a snake in there?" "I HOPE!" LOL!!!
@kristinen98542 жыл бұрын
I remember too Carter ! I lost it right away as the guy broke into his own home through a window that he falls into only to be embarrassed further by attempting to continue his ridiculous conversation with the cops as the window closes down on him. I literally fell out of my couch giggling uncontrollably ! If memory serves me right this particular 'COPS' episode first aired in 1997. Flash backs are fun.
@burtmcgurt35842 жыл бұрын
AAAAAhahahahaha!!!!
@grezdaed2 жыл бұрын
@@kristinen9854 Damn, you must have amazing memory to remember a show of COPS.
@freshrot4202 жыл бұрын
@@grezdaed The one I remember most was a drug trap house and a guy saw the cops make a bust there, came back later and asked if they were gone, then proceeded to try to buy drugs.
@grezdaed2 жыл бұрын
@@freshrot420 hahaha
@iyziejane2 жыл бұрын
I never considered the "house full of snakes" home defense option but it sounds pretty effective
@Ewr422 жыл бұрын
Wanna see my Growroom? It's just herbs and flowers, but you can check it if you want. Right through here, officer.. **Goes down Tunnel of snakes to a poor lit door with an animal skull adorned on top and a pentagram in red**
@manageablediscomfort73472 жыл бұрын
“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”
@cid28522 жыл бұрын
Yeah. 2:28. Imagine you're a crook who broke into someone's house in the middle of the night, you're prowling around looking for stuff, etc, and you open a door and see that. I imagine that would run just about anyone off.
@asapGooby2 жыл бұрын
:0
@gullintanni2 жыл бұрын
Probably safer than filling it with guns
@JamesBond-xx1lv7 ай бұрын
I like how shockingly clean this guys house is for a drunk guy that allegedly builds alters to satan. Dudes definitely living his best life.
@sarahfaith867 ай бұрын
not all drinking folks are dirty
@JamesBond-xx1lv7 ай бұрын
@@sarahfaith86 yes, but alcohol and devil worship is typically a recipe for disaster. Idk how many Satan worshipping alcoholics house you've been to, but I've been to exactly one and I still haven't worn those pants again.
@ankurito37467 ай бұрын
A man's relationship with the devil is between him and the devil, no one else's business how clean or unclean their house is.
@timh28597 ай бұрын
he said not to satan.
@JamesBond-xx1lv7 ай бұрын
@@ankurito3746 it becomes other peoples business if they're convicted of animal cruelty.
@crazyjaybe5 ай бұрын
"I don't pray to Satan!" **Camera pans to cow skull
@Hollowsmith2 жыл бұрын
Crazy Guy: "What does that look like?" Cop: "A skeleton that you're using for a candle holder?" Crazy Guy: "Yea that's all that is."
@MrFuchew2 жыл бұрын
so great
@driftjunkie69782 жыл бұрын
He is definitely the main character
@STANLEY2BRICKS2 жыл бұрын
This was also my favorite part of the whole shebang 💀🕯️ 🤺
@active.7universal2 жыл бұрын
thanks for that //I never would've known
@cloudsombrero2 жыл бұрын
@@hisaceinthehole3426 he seems wasted
@user-rl8ji2 жыл бұрын
Pretty wholesome guy lol. He's hilarious also. Literally smoking a cigar getting offered a job by the cops the mans a fucking boss.
@metadaniel2 жыл бұрын
Sum refer
@dynajay4106 Жыл бұрын
Major Chad energy.
@ragebait988 Жыл бұрын
While Wearing cut off jeans for shorts
@midnightchurningspriteshaq853310 ай бұрын
Gets in wizard and witch fights and survives
@JonIcenhour-dn2tv9 ай бұрын
When I seen this guy I said crystal meth
@SniqrsFFA7 ай бұрын
I wish I could have been around in those days, you don’t know what to expect from this guy except honesty lmao
@willietarkington16287 ай бұрын
I was born in ‘87. These were some good days.
@nostarswithoutdarkness7 ай бұрын
This is one of the most incredible job interviews I have ever seen.
@manga30402 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: If a dude has a bike week shirt on, he can definitely show you some cool shit.
@Ultamami2 жыл бұрын
😂
@queenmakenziexoxo85562 жыл бұрын
_I'll tell you what... You meet me at the front._
@dirsta72 жыл бұрын
Fax
@billgatesleavingyamomshous81772 жыл бұрын
Gang gang daddy
@edwinramirez49982 жыл бұрын
Seriously these guys are hardcore collectors of cool shit 😂 met some older guy like that. He had a General Lee 1969 Dodge Charger baddest car I’ve seen
@Duplicitousthoughtformentity2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like snakes.” “I will protect yew.” This man is a diamond in the rough if I’ve ever seen one
@everthingoutdoors81812 жыл бұрын
I laughed so fn hard when he said that
@niiteshayde2 жыл бұрын
I’m actually dying laughing 🤣 💀
@MrPapageorgio2 жыл бұрын
That's a really rough diamond.
@XxMidnightToker420xX2 жыл бұрын
A true gem 💎
@drippygeorge.87402 жыл бұрын
Truly so
@LolitaWithaGun7 ай бұрын
This man is a treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.
@WigneyR7 ай бұрын
Live PD brought this kinda energy back for a little bit and it was pure heaven, hope it returns soon
@karstenhultquist99157 ай бұрын
absolutely ZERO hesitation from anything that comes out of the man’s mouth, mad respect
@pluggedmountain7 ай бұрын
I mean, generally that's pretty normal behavior for a guy drunk off his rocker.
@Dualities7 ай бұрын
must be scorpio or sagittarius xd mybe even earth sign since he likes snakes ha. i assume he is scorpio. he is kind and understandable but also dark and intense
@Obese_Pterodactyl7 ай бұрын
@@Dualities scorpio 100%
@Dualities7 ай бұрын
yes but which one. sun sign, moon sign, rising or mars. sun is how we express ourselves, moon is our heart, rising is our character and mars our actions@@Obese_Pterodactyl
@djjazzyjeff12327 ай бұрын
@@Dualities I think he's the long lost horoscope, Alcoholius, actually. Lol but seriously I'd say he's just a drunk. Booze will make you blindly confident like that, that's why we drink!
@lodusmusic40102 жыл бұрын
"Let me jump in through my window and I'll meet you at the front door" would never work these days lmfao
@TroubleZxHCT2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@JASTHEGEWS2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like some shit ricky and the boys would of pulled on the cops a few times over in the trailor park.
@trombone72 жыл бұрын
Just rolls with almost getting hands chopped in slamming window. "Meemee at the fruhnt. "
@Kylejking3132 жыл бұрын
Said it before I could
@northernyetigaming85662 жыл бұрын
@@JASTHEGEWS fuck yeah man lmfao
@EATSLEEPDRIVE20022 ай бұрын
0:25 the window slamming shut on its own is pure comedy gold
@WackoFromWaco965 ай бұрын
lol the way the camera pans to the bull skeleton after he says he doesn’t worship the devil has me on fire 😂😂
@Plumbump2 жыл бұрын
That window slamming back down was perfect!
@kristinen98542 жыл бұрын
True life comedy. 🤣
@McGovern19812 жыл бұрын
Better than anything on TV trying to be funny now!
@outcastvibes_2 жыл бұрын
was someone laughing in the background? lol
@kristinen98542 жыл бұрын
@@outcastvibes_ I think the camera man let out a snorting laugh. 😃
@uknowwho71522 жыл бұрын
Opens window back up, "meet me at the front!"
@Matthew-tf5xeАй бұрын
I remember growing up in the 90s born in 87 Was one of the greatest times ever. Very grateful that I was able to experience the 90s
@laurametheny10087 ай бұрын
This was one of my late Dads favorite shows. Even my late Mom liked it. Not many like it anymore.🙂
@deadbeats48947 ай бұрын
It's straight propaganda. They stopped COPS and Live PD because if you watch most episodes (and know the constitution) the cowards violate the hell out of people's rights.
@Higinjhhg11237 ай бұрын
This man is the friend we all need on the weekends
@campbellzachc7 ай бұрын
lol!? I got WAY better things to do with my time than spend it with THAT guy...
@samueltakac84367 ай бұрын
thats why he said weekends@@campbellzachc
@JohnEastmanExAttyAtLaw7 ай бұрын
do you own your home? he said owns. not rent. do you have a snake breeding business paying you tens of thousands of dollars, so you don't have to punch the clock for "Massa"? No. you don't. this dude is winning bigtime, and you don't even know. he is breeding snakes that barely need food. then they have 50 and 60 babies he can sell.@@campbellzachc
@NirtieDigger7 ай бұрын
I'm this friend and life is pretty hard honestly😂
@andrewwitzel32777 ай бұрын
@@campbellzachcdoubt.
@mattherbert67812 жыл бұрын
This guy has more character than 95% of the people I've met on this Earth
@shadow12k2 жыл бұрын
Get out more mate
@musimations52122 жыл бұрын
@@shadow12k no he's right. Most people are just npcs that repeat whatever they see on tv and really have no personality.
@sidimightbe32462 жыл бұрын
@@shadow12k no i think ill stay 😠
@intello89532 жыл бұрын
You should get off the internet and interact with more *actual* people 🤦🏾♂️
@reagenlionel2 жыл бұрын
You right lol
@Btester27 ай бұрын
I watched this episode when it was new an i always remembered this segment. The guy and the snakes just stuck with me over the years.
@nicholascordes52767 ай бұрын
It’s a beautiful real life mix of Reno 911 and Step Brothers. I luv this 😂
@BigCam.312 жыл бұрын
He was about 1.51 milliseconds from seeing his karate dojo in the basement and his array of weapons purchased at local flea markets and estate sales. LEGENDARY!
@FishRepair2 жыл бұрын
It’s definitely Florida they don’t have basements
@FishRepair2 жыл бұрын
Maybe a dojo shed out back
@peps19432 жыл бұрын
They could have had target practice with the throwing stars
@JP-xr3mu2 жыл бұрын
You bet your ass that was next if the cop stuck around. 😂
@Dsturb852 жыл бұрын
Dude you have me busting a gut LOL
@ryanflynn95542 жыл бұрын
He said “I’ll hypnotize it, throw it my bag, and it’ll be in the house” I’m fucking dead 😂
@angrykidfromnc83912 жыл бұрын
I know right 🤣
@TheAaronFerreira2 жыл бұрын
He said "him"ll be in the house" lmao
@Praise___YaH Жыл бұрын
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@z32ghost7 ай бұрын
This is comedy Gold🙌😂.... everysingle thing out of this guys mouth is hilarious i couldnt write this any better
@801leggy7 ай бұрын
This is the wildest episode of Cribs I've ever seen😂😂😂
@pizzaninja37462 жыл бұрын
This might be the greatest interaction between police and a civilian ever.
@Ragnar-70342 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute! You don’t understand how many there are!?!
@TheFlamingPike2 жыл бұрын
Bro this is the thing... There are countless interactions like these every single day. But only that one shitty intervention is going to be singled out in the media at the end of the week.
@TheChocoboRacer2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFlamingPike People are also fed up with the legislators and judges granting police officers more power and protection while simultaneously removing protection (and rights outlined in the constitution) away from the people.
@phillipsmejkal12 жыл бұрын
There is such a hilarious video from germany where I think 5 or 6 policemen went out of an appartment, because the owners neighbor called them saying his music is to load and it's night. He made clear there is no noise it have to be a mistake. The owner was a young adult man pretty pissed by that situation and says they should leave. The last word he said to them in the video was "macht euch raus ihr wichser" what means go out of here you wanker." The last policman leaving then replies with "what" and he said "sorry I mean mister wanker." They all immediatly went in back again. 🤣
@crazyeyeskillah2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFlamingPike well to be fair they usually end up with someone dead, so you know, needs to be reported.
@GModBMXer2 жыл бұрын
"I dont pray to satan" *cameraman pans to cow skull hanging on wall*
@richardlindquist40612 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment 😂 everything about this is perfect from the window falling at the beginning to the officers reaction this is fucking gold
@michaelm.50542 жыл бұрын
Did him dirty on that one hahaha
@haiasi81612 жыл бұрын
the office level timing😂 too comedic
@andrewbranstetter33967 ай бұрын
Did my man spark up as the cop was leaving lol. This guy gave no shits and very friendly. Funny stuff😂😂
@timstort82237 ай бұрын
I watched these episodes for hours!! Nothing better than
@skinfaceskinhands65142 жыл бұрын
This man owns a home. The 90s were wild.
@yourdad32757 ай бұрын
@@SkollFaqHamasandAntifamf you probably live in a retirement home that doesn’t count
@KonglomeratYT7 ай бұрын
@@yourdad3275 Not everyone over the age of 25 lives in a retirement home XD friggen kids these days are insane.
@yourdad32757 ай бұрын
@@KonglomeratYT what’s insane is how dense you are
@a.meeeezy95767 ай бұрын
@@KonglomeratYT😅 bro kids be saying you old just because your ain't in high school, it's hilarious.... Then I see the same kid years later and they look my age 😅
@iBloodxHunter7 ай бұрын
@@KonglomeratYTtbf we made the same jokes😁
@KR-fy3ls8 ай бұрын
99% of the time a drunk man says he's going to go into his house and show you his religion he is coming back with a gun. This is that other 1%.
@jadexx17 ай бұрын
Right! That's what I was thinking 😂
@ACaveGoblin7 ай бұрын
No just not true
@Razgar_Voxel7 ай бұрын
Hail Sithis!
@OGbrundle7 ай бұрын
That is not true at all
@Zionswasd7 ай бұрын
@@Razgar_Voxel what is the color of the night?
@eastowestsaga27587 ай бұрын
The window slam then him popping it up to say meet me up front was so damn funny! He is a toddler
@leemsadventures10077 ай бұрын
This is gold and reminds me of my adolescent years living in Florida.😂
@daveevangelist46332 жыл бұрын
Cop: “Man, is the snake in there!?!” Dude “I hope... she’s pregnant , gonna have about 60 babies” 😂
@kellylanders83502 жыл бұрын
Had to scroll way to long to see someone mention "I hope..." I died lmao
@donmost2142 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@wolfy5svn9452 жыл бұрын
on average a burmese or reticulated python can lay anywhere from 50-100 eggs.
@jaycole53532 жыл бұрын
You want one officer to 🤣🤣🤣
@okay__.2 жыл бұрын
@@wolfy5svn945 that was a boa they give live birth
@idiotidiot58217 ай бұрын
One of the most captivating characters ever witnessed on camera
@boop12867 ай бұрын
You can really tell this guy loves his snakes but they must have been going through it lol. Like 5 different snakes in a big box with no hides, water, or heating and then a giant pregnant boa locked in a closet :(
@organicmilk52 жыл бұрын
That camera pan up to the skull after “I dont pray to satan” was gold. Praise the cameraman
@mindstate6132 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@99Plastics2 жыл бұрын
Only Christians worship a decomposing corpse on a cross.
@DefinitelyNotMyRealName2 жыл бұрын
It was just a skull. Sheesh these sensitive times.
@tiastewart982 жыл бұрын
A Baphomet skull at that 🤦🏾♀️
@r0cketplumber2 жыл бұрын
I can HEAR the cameraman's eyes rolling.
@EricBuenoo2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that cop was genuine and professional. He wasn’t into it at all but respected the owner and his possessions.
@SecretSauceyjuice2 жыл бұрын
Two good dudes with very different interests lol
@Version1352 жыл бұрын
@@SecretSauceyjuice this is an example of a simple short sentence that really captures the whole encounter. Well done.
@Version1352 жыл бұрын
Definitely seemed like a good guy.
@isaacsheppard76242 жыл бұрын
He engaged with the gentleman. And communicated to him not at him. Nosy ass neighbors just didn’t like what does happy, don’t give a shit what people think attitude and I called the cops. I remember watching that brand new
@EmperorOfSomething2 жыл бұрын
Would honestly be great to see where both of their journeys led to.
@ernestrivers37367 ай бұрын
This man is a living legend.
@DarkKittyfx7 ай бұрын
This feels just like a comedy like the office but it’s real. It’s so hard to believe this is a genuine interaction it’s amazing how the world can do that.
@justinknoll67612 жыл бұрын
My three favorite quotes from this video: " I'll protect you" "I'll hypnotize em'" " I hope " I wish this dude was my uncle.
@kinnertubbyson Жыл бұрын
I love the "I hope" but fir me the GOAT is "I aint afraid of the devil himself!!!" when we saw this when it aired on spike tv for the 1M time, it became a family pastime saying when it came to a challenge of any kind. OH HELL YES I'LL GO! I AINT AFRAID; I AINT AFRAID OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
@aledmb Жыл бұрын
no, you didn't.
@kinnertubbyson Жыл бұрын
@@aledmb I watched BOFA that night too
@aledmb Жыл бұрын
@@kinnertubbyson i was talking to the OP... he said he wished this dude was his uncle.
@Mmw956 Жыл бұрын
My favorites too
@bigmac512907 ай бұрын
Even the window had perfect comedic timing 🤣
@NinjaHoodie27 ай бұрын
Duvvvaaaalllll Gotta love when you see your own home town making headlines for crazy shit lmaoo
@slyjester33157 ай бұрын
That right there is pure, unfiltered Florida Man straight from the source: DUUUVAL!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@swanvonmane85332 жыл бұрын
The sheer fact that through all of this, despite the entire interaction, They created a symbiotic relationship where this man is now the local police department's snake wrangler, while the cops pay him back by not looking into anything going on in his home.
@chaltain_76012 жыл бұрын
we used to live in a free society that believed in live and let live. the good ole days.
@swanvonmane85332 жыл бұрын
@@chaltain_7601 yeah, unfortunately now our snake wranglers keep a spare key to their home
@bontempo12712 жыл бұрын
You just landed yourself a tv series
@zakadams7622 жыл бұрын
that's all that is
@waerloga4892 жыл бұрын
@@chaltain_7601 yeah the 90s were good, just ask Rodney king
@Spennyman102 жыл бұрын
"I swear to God I won't let nothin' happen to you" Priceless.
@Kodos20242 жыл бұрын
"I will protect you!"
@Buddhapyro2 жыл бұрын
@Sorrows Prison yooooo frrr💀💀💀
@outlawcustoms1322 жыл бұрын
Yew
@wade_bellson53132 жыл бұрын
@@Buddhapyro Happened to me as well😭
@lucidByte2 жыл бұрын
yeah that's easy to do when you believe in satan
@johnpryce90447 ай бұрын
So much to take in that you forget my guy jumping through his window to get back in 😂 would definitely hang out with this dude.