I feel the same about Seth McFarland when he does his show-tune shit.

tss tss.... Billy Crystal... what is he, Neil Diamond's cousin or somethin.... tss... tss

KZfaq long deleted it but someone commented on "Billy looks like a fa**ot" mime at a glory hoIe" and goddamn that's so accurate.

Always hated his singing and dancing at the Oscars, with his cute little asides. He thought that he was just so adorable and clever.

Billy crystal is an open micer that stumbled into a movie studio

Opie really went hard on the soundboard on this one, laughing by himself. Ant wishing he was anywhere else and Jimmy completely silent.

Billy Crystal's comedy is just sad

jimmy playing the most plausibly deniable good cop of all time lmfao

"does he think its the 1950's all the time?"

ive listened to this numerous times even though it makes me angry why

Billy Crystal just about pushes me over the edge with my depression. I have to lock up my own guns because the more I listen to him, the more I can understand why Cobain did what he did.

Someone had to watch Jay Leno to watch Billy Crystal so this segment could be made. He better have gotten a raise.

Crystal would have killed in 1935

if billy crystal isn't Jewish he's not in show business. FACT

I wish I could see Jimmy's face for this one.

I've always thought this about Billy Crystal as well. It's all so 1950s broadway bollocks.

This “song” should be considered a war crime. I’m shivering

Can ya dig it? I knew ya could.

It's....ahhhh....wonderful... night for.... ****gunshot****

Norton is a Irish-Cathloic as they come. lol. There isn't a spec of Jew in him. Hes backing off cuz hes scared to pounce on Jews on the record which is smart. Look at Mel Gibson. You feel me?

Billy Crystal needs to take a cue from Robin Williams

he has ptsd from Mr. Saturday night's box office returns...

Crystal did have a good sketch on SNL back in the day when he played a security guard who tried to one up his co worker with "you know what really hurts" stories....that's all I got.

"the doors should be hitting his ass on his way out of show business"

Having a hard time making it through this.

Thank god. I thought I was the only one who hated Billy Crystal.

"Old Russian taxi's that once were the Tzar's - these are a few of his favourite cars?" Are you for fucking real? Lol.

I actually like Jimmy's silence in this one. He's like, "Y'all ain't fuckin up MY career!" lol

Another similarity between Howard and O&A their hatred for Billy Crystal

Their reaction to Billy Crystal is how I feel with Jerry Seinfield's stand up

I literally remember being in elementary school and seeing his face all over TV and movies(city slickers etc) and comic relief. I always thought why is this guy always singing and being unfunny in movies. Let me take a wild guess and say it's because of his heritage, and it rhymes with through...

Billy Crystal vs Joe Piscopo - the douche chill showdown.

Jimmy stirring the pot is hilarious

Billy - "it's not funny it's not fun."

Billy has never been funny, there is a reason he is in the biz.. THEIR biz

Opie is actually good when he gets what's going on and feeds ant

playing miracle max is his crowning achievement

Doors were trash

Opie catches himself in mid cringe moment at 6:25 when he seriously tries telling the old man to stay away from that far out rock tune that Opie and other cool people listen to. The "that's my band" was a way to punch his way out of the situation.

Awwww :'-( I loved Running Scared and Throw Momma From The Train :-)

The way Billy over enunciates the lyrics because he's so proud of the writing. And wasn't that Hugh Grant song so edgy?? Shows Billy's still hip and with it. As a comic, Jay probably felt douche chills too

Enough with the sound effects! Opie truly believes that hitting those buttons makes him funny. He says to his friends, "did you hear how funny I was on the show?" And all he did was press buttons. Yech

I feel the same when I watch Jerry Seinfeld's stand up. People start going on about how he's one of the greatest stand ups and I'm baffled. His sitcom was great but that's not his stand up it's a sitcom that he wrote with Larry David. Billy Crystal is like an embarrassing old Jew at a party that's doing the same shit since 1972 and hasn't realised that the laughter stopped in the mid 90s.

what is the name of the bit where they sing the song about Steve's favorite things?

You're not the only one GuineaJay who thought of him funny when you were a kid. I remember him in soap. He was funny in it. Though now if I watch the show, I couldn't tell you if I felt the same

“You like that Jimmy? What’s wrong Jimmy? You like that? You like that?”

What is the sound clip at 17:15 from?

If anyone besides Billy Crystal did this Jimmy would be trashes them calling it comedic dreck or whatever... He's just straight up avoiding the conversation..

@MrFilmphile Uh huh. When they asked Jimmy if he liked Billy Crystal around the 7 minute mark you here a moment of silence after he says "yeah" and then Opie says: "I wish I was a MIME reader." Obviously Jimmy wants to slaughter the guy but he doesn't want to sabotage his relationship with Jay Leno.

So true, i mean the first "city slickers" .......MAYBE at best.

Billy Crystal was good in the movie Running Scared. And that was in like 1986...

Opie has the musical tastes of a toddler. "Rolling Stone says it good, so I like it!"

Thanks for the ending!!!

Throw Mama from the Train, One of the greatest movies of all time.

whats that "thank you friends" clip from?

@aq2111 i think it was because after they were on letterman, howard got mad and called letterman, and told him not to let O&A on the show ever again

They’re right. He’s horrendous.

Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler are other examples.

Billy Crystal is the reason why Tums were invented.

Does anyone have the audio from when O & A had the crying wrestling fan on the show and Norton would call in to pretend like he was a fan of the guy over and over? It was the most hilarious O&A show ever and I can not find it anywhere.

Lil Jimmy holding back so as not to burn a bridge he may want to cash in on later.

Who's the girl at 21:04? Anybody know her name?

I'd like to see Billy team up with Todd for what can only be the medly of the century.

He's friends with Jay/Jay's show and in Billy's case... he just sticks to his own code of not slamming another comic's act, that's how he rolls. I respect him for that, eventhough I personally think he could comment on it without being rude but you gotta love Jimmy for who he is.

I love when Jimmy plays the "devils advocate" with that sarcastic tone haha

Billy crystal is so rich he can pretty much do anything no matter how stupid.

@TrevBoyThe2nd its from the pee wee herman episode from ´´30 rock´´

Op I e killing it ooooooof

What The Doors song is that? I know I've heard it

@tedatlas Yeah not so much hatred as ehhhh... next act. I get the same feeling from Robin Williams.

can't front.....that last tune had me taping my foot

The minute Leno is off the air Jimmy will bash him I predict it

He's mashugana!

What the fuck do Producers do if they can't stop something like this?

I've always felt the same way about Crystal...never understood what anyone saw in him...

Did she take you to see City Slickers a bunch of times when you were a kid, and gaze wistfully at him every time he was on-screen? If the answer is yes then they definitely banged :)

After listening to this, Billy Crystal said "I have an enormous headache in my eye!"

No he's disgusted during this whole segment. He just has to play it safe because Crystal is/was Leno's pal.

your absolutely right.

billy is old person/borscht belt humor, he should be performing for old jews somewhere.

haha. opie. is a The Doors Fan.

I assume he was referring to Howard taking all of that time off. So true. One of the biggest reasons I stopped listening to Howard. Fucking vacation every 2 weeks.

I have to admit, the Car segment was find for the first stanza...

He's been in quite a few "situations" in film, no doubt.

@dexter boey how can u say i love them and say that.

what is that birthday clip from?

bc is the worst thing about "the princess bride"

*dead inside*

Beware of opie's button mashing ...

@aq2111 Think maybe... maybe it has something to do with Jimmy working for him?

as usual, the callers stink

Hey it's Miracle Max!

14:11 Best Line

Ant is 100% correct

I'm laughing and feeling guilty for it

@aq2111 obviously they can't make fun of Leno, that'll destroy Jim's connection. Kind of obvious don't you think? I bet they do think he is a hack but it's best not to for Jim's interest.

Billy the Hebrew Crytal jew York "comedian" is the worst, The worst jerry, the worst. bHis shit is so fucking god awful to listen to it literally makes my stomach turn!!!!!!!!! ANTHONY is 100% right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay is a guinea.

I don't kniw what they're talking about the favorite cars song was gangster.

I'm pretty sure Jimmy and Billy have the same agent, I think that's why Jimmy isn't jumping in.