Opie and Anthony - Jim Norton 'Your Baby is Dead'

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MrSaucyTeddy

11 жыл бұрын

Jimmy has a new show he wants to pitch to NBC.

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@A.M.D.S. 6 жыл бұрын

The stoicism in Jimmy's voice when he says "sorry but the fire has burn all of your babies" kills me

@jamesfaust13 Жыл бұрын

It's kind of funny that you laugh about something about burning babies and then you say it kills you.. ..if it's killing you, Are you buring like the babies? Get it😈🔥💯😎👨‍🚒🚒🧯😂

@TrillgataQ Ай бұрын

@@jamesfaust13 Good one Chippah

@jamesfaust13 Ай бұрын

@@TrillgataQ dude even if it's sarcastic amazing and thank you to get compared to chippah I thought graduating army boot camp was good this is better...

@Iamjimpage Жыл бұрын

This and “Grocery Man” are my favourite Jimmy moments.

@user-vc4yp9um7o 4 ай бұрын

Grocery man is brilliant 👏

@TardyMoments 8 жыл бұрын

"I don't know what happened, I went to get a marmalade and when I came back the baby's had been eaten"

@AdamHauger 9 жыл бұрын

Jim sounds so happy when he tells them the name of the show

@tenfootpollable 9 жыл бұрын

the initial bonding hahahaha

@malevolence85 11 жыл бұрын

i lost it when he said the father is handing out cigars and the doctor peeks his head out and says, "you might want to put those away..." LMFAO!!!

@Bjpeg42 8 жыл бұрын

I almost forgot to listen to this today.

@SC4211 4 жыл бұрын

"Your baby's got rubble on him."

@martinlatour9311 3 жыл бұрын

"We have people we hire to breastfeed them for initial bonding" lmao norton is such a quick worm

@melaniamacias5036 11 жыл бұрын

One of Jimmy's best bits! I cannot believe he just improvised this!

@VladimirBlarp 4 ай бұрын

This has primetime Emmy written all over it #NBC pick this up !!

@iamdemonized 8 жыл бұрын

the funniest 6 1/2 minutes in history

@Philabuster88 11 жыл бұрын

O and A with Jimmy blows every morning show out of the water.

@intr0vertig0 Жыл бұрын

Imagine all the hopeful parents, sitting by a shoe box sized casket waiting for Yaphet Kotto to bring them the good news.

@1972glm 6 жыл бұрын

If this was real, the real fun wouldn't be the reactions in the show, it would be that everytime a real doctor had to tell a parent their baby is dead the parent would just have the smallest bit of hope that it's just the TV show. That and their baby isn't actually dead, when it really is.

@fallkhild 8 жыл бұрын

Your Baby is Dea D':

@1schwererziehbar1 7 жыл бұрын

Your Baby is Dea;D

@enterthefarside 4 жыл бұрын

APREL FEHHLS!

@insertnamehere5809 Ай бұрын

Humma dumma humma humma doo daa daa!

@kenfresno99 11 жыл бұрын

what a sweet boy

@TheRealJadeSpade 11 жыл бұрын

I listened to this twice in a row and laughed out loud (literally) both times. That doesn't happen much for me...

@eagle45ish 11 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is one of the funniest people alive.

@RobdaVegasMailman 4 жыл бұрын

This show would actually be perfect for 2020.

@codiefitz3876 3 жыл бұрын

Trav-Dog laughing in the background is hilarious

@Spookhouse13 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best clips of Jim pitching shows

@terraLiquidus 10 жыл бұрын

2:22 "Aww he's fine" Oh, Jimmy. You're an absolute card!

@BlibbaBlob Жыл бұрын

Doc Jim - "Your baby's dead." Martini Steve - "That, that's terrible. I'm sorry."

@PaulMelvilleX 11 жыл бұрын

Norton's a silly goose!

@Anfubvinch 7 жыл бұрын

Oy Noy... Your baby's dead ?!

@ArkonBlade 4 жыл бұрын

I would unironically love this show

@laurenthibodeaux8354 4 жыл бұрын

Gotcha Gotcha!!

@Logicalpsycho2323 4 жыл бұрын

Down the hall, a doctor will tell a mom who just gave birth "I'm sorry but...your baby's dead." And the mom will say "OMG AM I ON NBC!?" & the doctor will say "No. This isn't a show. Your baby's really dead."

@TheRealJadeSpade 11 жыл бұрын

Scratch that- I listened to this 4-5 times and still laughed.

@GingerChris1991 11 жыл бұрын

Love it when yimmy is on a roll like this

@TheDDG 11 жыл бұрын

I shouldn't have listened to this at work. The lion bit made me yelp out loud trying to choke back laughs.

@duncanedwards6461 Жыл бұрын

"and 2 weeks later". Best line 😆

@justinfischer1822 11 жыл бұрын

Prime example of why I love "lil' jimmy"

@andrewptob 11 жыл бұрын

This had me howling.

@MrScurv 4 жыл бұрын

Gotcha gotcha

@lithium23 11 жыл бұрын

we incinerated him LMAO

@Roland1232 7 жыл бұрын

I wish Jim and I were life partners.

@judybyers8334 4 жыл бұрын

Let go and let God...

@insertnamehere5809 Ай бұрын

You'll need to be a transsexual for that to happen

@tonyreyes3780 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is the original “it’s just a prank, bro” pioneer

@turner45555 10 жыл бұрын

i wanna show this to a psychiatrist and see they what they say

@TaRAAASHBAGS 9 жыл бұрын

"This is fucking hilarious."

@jlshel42 2 ай бұрын

Wonder how many of the Philly crowd called Gregg after this aired

@diegoyotta Жыл бұрын

I’d watch that

@AgainstTheGrain1976 11 жыл бұрын

I would watch that show.

@GreenHornet553 11 жыл бұрын

The way Jim speaks of this idea so candidly is what makes it so funny.

@MrHyjacker 11 жыл бұрын

listen to this segemnt when he it was aired and i was loling at work

@thrashmetalfiend 11 жыл бұрын

Between this bit and the Uncle Paul character, Jim Norton is one of the most disgusting yet hilarious comedians today.

@DerekEveroski 10 жыл бұрын

NBC will love this! this needs to go on 60 min then let them know...

@Logicalpsycho2323 3 жыл бұрын

When the parents are signing standard documents at the hospital to admit the pregnant wife...they sneak in a document that legally says the parents cannot sue anyone for the psychological and emotional damage they're about to suffer :)

@ArkonBlade 4 жыл бұрын

I would pay to see this

@kanemura93 9 жыл бұрын

I can't understand why "I'm trying to get Yaphet Kotto to host" didn't get a bigger laugh.

@taffwob 9 жыл бұрын

I can't understand why it makes me laugh so much. It's a killer line but I just can't explain why.

@kanemura93 9 жыл бұрын

I know right? I guess for me it's a sort of fascination that when Jim wants to mention a "random person" he is able to drag up, out of ALL people, Yaphet Kotto. It's just so absurd.

@Reviresco 8 жыл бұрын

+Carl Österlund Frank Gorshin.

@chrissmith-us3bu 6 жыл бұрын

its a reference to when Patrice O'neal and Anthony were joking about the death of james brown - "he looked like yaphet kotto in his coffin"

@KC-bg1th 6 жыл бұрын

The tag line is fucking amazing.

@unitexconquer375 4 жыл бұрын

Jim your so damned underated

@gspendlove 3 жыл бұрын

Christ, I wish I had some artistic ability. I'd paint a promo poster for this show with Yaphet Kotto with a big shiteating grin on his face, Kathy Bates and Taylor Swift dressed up as nurses, Ricky Gervais dressed up as an orderly, a lion with a bloody diaper in its mouth, weeping parents....

@blindthrall 8 жыл бұрын

"Um...to honor all the new babies." Fuck. Yes.

@blindthrall 11 жыл бұрын

"We have people take care of them." Who else immediately thought of Uncle Paul?

@robrick9361 3 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEEEEEAH We wuz getting to knows each udders

@phibeslives4048 9 жыл бұрын

The part about having strange women nurse the children for two weeks made me cringe, ha ha. Soooo fucked up.

@tarrasque419 9 жыл бұрын

***** hahaha

@alexj5298 8 жыл бұрын

+Phibes Lives Nice Rich Evans profile picture, hahahaha.

@diichertz1 11 жыл бұрын

How can anyone improv like this?

@robrick9361 3 жыл бұрын

Decades of depression and self-loathing mixed with failure and sexual perversion.

@alexandergiandettore 5 жыл бұрын

Why hasn’t NBC picked this up yet?

@HellaBass 4 жыл бұрын

Thnx for subbing!

@bobobandy9382 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious little detail that he doesn't even say "cremated" but "incinerated."

@TimothyDonaghue 10 жыл бұрын

i spat my pizza onto my screen when jimmy said "we incinerated 'em" lol referring to the burned up babies

@pennyroyaltea89 11 жыл бұрын

LIGHTEN UP HERES YOUR KID!

@matthewlong6576 2 жыл бұрын

Rip Torn plays the lion

@Logicalpsycho2323 3 жыл бұрын

You're Baby's DEA:D

@tendrel_sound 4 ай бұрын

D E A D:

@alliedatheistalliance6776 6 жыл бұрын

Did Cokelogic do this one?

@tdata545 2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU. I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS BIT AND COULDN'T REMEMBER THE SHOW NAME, AND IT WAS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND. Also, James is a monster, thank god Comedy was a success for him. Since between childhood stories, stories he makes up in characters, and show pitches. I feel like we'd at least have a very interesting serial killer on our hands. They could call him Jackie the Choke Man. Since apparently "Jack" is an acceptable nickname for JAMES. There's a british Comic named Jack Dees who's real name is James, not a "John" to be found in his full name.

@Demendred 11 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, my baby is dead!.....Wait, are you Nigel Planer?

@blackpilledmisanthrope2276 4 жыл бұрын

I went to get a marmalade...

@buzzytrombone4353 10 ай бұрын

Certainly would’ve peaked during the American abortion protests in 2022 if it existed

@a.graham7979 6 жыл бұрын

"Tina Fey, maybe? They love her at NBC." - Opie interrupting Jimmy to add a completely unfunny suggestion to his absurd scenario. Did he think that would help?

@MrHyjacker 11 жыл бұрын

it was*