Patrice had me CRYING through this video...God damn do I miss him.
@nonofyabidnez57375 жыл бұрын
"She's shaped like a croissant!" Killer line by Patrice xDD
@ID_Shadowz8 ай бұрын
God bless Patrice. The fantasy scenario with Terry was GOLD lmao
@dorpth6 жыл бұрын
God, no matter how many times I listen to this, I'm always on the verge of passing out from laughing at Patrice's "rough sex with Terry Clifford" tirade.
@_..-.._..-.._5 ай бұрын
_You rub her leg through the jeans..”Terry..terry..terry.” “YEAH?” “you know what I’m talking bout”You grab her by the neck and shake her face and her jowls move and you kiss her_
@_..-.._..-.._5 ай бұрын
_You 👅 swipe her nips_
@jockoadams33777 жыл бұрын
"You don't even have a bargaining chip if you wanted to go swing." Patrice was just genius.
@sixthgatebass7 жыл бұрын
wussat?
@T..C..M2 жыл бұрын
@@sixthgatebass a bargaining chip
@_..-.._..-.._5 ай бұрын
@@T..C..M “you know why terrorists don’t kidnap us black people? We’re _bad…bargaining…chips”_ Jay Mohr’s impression of Dave Chappelle 😂
@JohnSmith-vh1tt10 жыл бұрын
this is the most brutal deconstruction I've ever heard on the show, holy shit
@symbal77711 жыл бұрын
this might be my favorite O&A clip ever. just thinking about patrice's rant about fucking terry gets me HOWLING
@BishopAP10 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, Opie has to read a comment that gets a 2 at best!!
@cooliovasquez10 жыл бұрын
He needs attention at regular intervals and since he has nothing original to contribute, he reads the listeners mostly unfunny comments.
@JohnDoe-zu9ls9 жыл бұрын
***** Sure he's pulling terrible unfunny comments from instant feedback constantly, but who can concern themselves with that when you could be thinking about terry clifford feasting on a delicious mule mmm
@MartKencuda9 жыл бұрын
John Doe Now that I can get into.
@roronewy19095 жыл бұрын
cooliovasquez is was the time to of for a grill and grill a grill for out dinner a ya ya boo boo bro ya boo boo know used to love you bro bro boo bro ya boo
@jamesthomison43564 жыл бұрын
"we have the greatest listeners in radio" proceeds to read a comment thats a smirk at best
@onionhat7454 жыл бұрын
I hope we saved Patrice's brain. It needs to be put in a robot body as soon as such technology is available.
@Theycallmethek34 жыл бұрын
He had a stroke...
@_..-.._..-.._5 ай бұрын
AI Patrice is pretty good and will get better over time. For years I wanted to transcribe and compile a Patrice ai bot to write twitter posts, but it turns out you don’t need to compile the data, you can already ask GPT3/4 to respond to you as Patrice Oneal and occasionally it says some funny stuff. Like I said, it will get better with time, we have thousands of hours of podcast and O&A Patrice that GPT can’t use because it’s audio. A simple transcription would make it nearly identical to a Patrice tweet.
@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn4 жыл бұрын
Ill miss you patrice hell i never ever even met you and i miss you...
@somethingorother37424 жыл бұрын
the hole on this show is a real bummer. and terry clifford is no treat either
@ammagnolia Жыл бұрын
This comment spoke to a lot of us :)
@TV-Tony8 жыл бұрын
I love how they kind of make Patrice the hole here.
@malevolence8511 жыл бұрын
Donkey Lips and Peter Griffin. So fuckin ruthless. lol
@MaGiCMushroomClouds11 жыл бұрын
Tell em Large Marge sent ya!
@TheAlec9110 жыл бұрын
Of course she was at the Loose Caboose
@freezingfire81011 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite jocktober
@mikehink40623 жыл бұрын
Goddamn Patrice 😂 😂 😂
@cinemacynic9804 жыл бұрын
She looks like Violator from Spawn.
@FuckitnFightit10 жыл бұрын
Hands down the funniest thing I've ever heard.
@SundayMorningRunner5 жыл бұрын
In recent events that shed some light on this Jocktober and specially Terry Cliford herself, i realized nothing can change my point of view on it. It still and it will always be hilarious how they picked on her.
@DuckPimper5 жыл бұрын
What recent events?
@SundayMorningRunner5 жыл бұрын
Terry Clifford is the mother of Tefft pattern. She was (allegedly) devastated by what the pest and O&A did. Watch "The least professional broadcaster - A Sam Roberts documentary"
@DuckPimper5 жыл бұрын
@@SundayMorningRunner no fucking shit I had no idea, imma check out that Sam doc. Is tefft pattern a siriusxm dude? I've heard of him but never heard hkm
@_..-.._..-.._5 ай бұрын
I don’t remember that part.
@_..-.._..-.._5 ай бұрын
His doc names don’t make sense, “a Sam Roberts documentary” would be if Sam made a documentary.
@MrTurbowhitey6 жыл бұрын
She looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show
@pretorious7002 жыл бұрын
More like Drew himself.
@donmooney214 жыл бұрын
Who has better hair? Terry Clifford or Sam Robertsons? Sadly I vote Terry Clifford.
@caseyschoenleber17607 жыл бұрын
Anthony's gravitational pull line killed me
@connorsdevin11 жыл бұрын
Look up the Zaggaets sketch from SNL It's Chris Farley as the wife.
@FortunateJuice4 жыл бұрын
Lol precisely.
@tewodrosii28752 жыл бұрын
OOF I know the sketch. I was watching it right before my dad showed me tommy boy for the first time.
@GodForHire11 жыл бұрын
Every time Opie opens his mouth he bombs.
@bucksatanII7 жыл бұрын
Patrice's laugh at 7:24 kills me
@TomMSTie11387 жыл бұрын
That laugh is infectious.
@bucksatanII7 жыл бұрын
TomMSTie1138 his laugh always cheers me up
@stickhurler114 жыл бұрын
Thank you for pointing out. I know this clip well. Hell, I know all the O and A clips AND Patrice clips. Listening to the big mans laugh right here has me gut laughing...💜
@Robby_C5 жыл бұрын
Brother Wease is a hack
@ammagnolia Жыл бұрын
He taught Opie everything he knows. So if that's the case, Opie is also a hack okay I agree.
@Robby_C Жыл бұрын
@@ammagnolia motha hucka
@jasoncinema11 жыл бұрын
Goddamn I miss Patrice O'Neal's comedy.
@malevolence8511 жыл бұрын
"She looks like Costello" LOL Fuckin Patrice destroyed her.
@pretorious7002 жыл бұрын
Opie not understanding what Patrice is saying is the funniest bit. And it's not a bit.
@ammagnolia Жыл бұрын
I truly believe his IQ is like two points below average. But people mistook it as an average non caring 90s white dude. Whatever maaaaaan But he's actually slack jaw
@_..-.._..-.._5 ай бұрын
@@ammagnoliathat would be a 98 and practically indistinguishable from someone that’s 100iq (average)
@NathanialWheelerHD4 жыл бұрын
19:48 bruh 😂😂
@deanfranz2 жыл бұрын
5:33 - "She's so ugly, I have hiccups now..." - ...proceeds to show no signs of hiccups whatsoever
@ammagnolia Жыл бұрын
Trying so hard to fit in.... Go look at Opie radio... It will make you so mad
@Savedave2210 жыл бұрын
More like coffee cake club
@FortunateJuice4 жыл бұрын
Fawkin home run, Davey boy!
@ballpeenbaby2 жыл бұрын
“Grab the back of her perm and drag her around the room”
@AndrewBarsky2 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna tell ya……she’s…hopeless.” Patrice was such an asshole 😂 RIP big dude
@BevisFriend20102 жыл бұрын
Is that Jane Leno?
@callanhutchison18719 жыл бұрын
ha. "gruesome"
@snurly80202 жыл бұрын
That word choice gave me the giggles.
@dcigsfan2306 Жыл бұрын
I can’t remember if they ever said it but Terry Clifford always looked like a fatter Artie Lange from that era to me lmfao
@marioleonvargas79032 жыл бұрын
14:52 They're talking about her looking bird-like and/or like a vulture, did they forget that her nickname was bird? She laughs like a 🐦 haha They must of known, it was too funny a connection to miss...
@FaFaFoFoBawth5 жыл бұрын
Patrice REALLY hated women
@th0uxanАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@ParableFunction11 жыл бұрын
Opie bomb: 24:35.
@haydendivine84123 жыл бұрын
You can hear the diabetes in her voice 😂
@zachromero11 жыл бұрын
Omg this got so gross I nearly turned it off. That's NEVER happened.