Faaawkin home run!

@@TerrySilverhand "I'm gonna repeat it til it's funny!"

I remember hearing this years ago and it was funny to me at the time. I usually ignore Opie but I laughed, didn't realize the guys didn't respond to him 3 times in a row. It did start to get old. If it wasn't funny the first time it won't be funny the next ten times

That's not fair. You forgot to include nickels 😂

the gold is the passport

they're panning for gold in the hudson river

😂

He wouldn’t shut up about it

He must really hunger for a man sandwich... Oh myyy

Had to say it 10 times to make sure everyone heard

He's got a bad habit of circling back around & driving us down redundant street until he gets the reaction he wanted

The guy he's talking about isn't some monstrosity. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Let's be honest. None of them should be talking about other men's looks.

@@absinthe_enigmafoxglove2896 This

Sam is a mutant

He'd literally be a freak if his mommy didn't pump him full of steroids to grow

I would love to see them pair gold diggers with broke niggas :)

@@koilamaoh4238 the black community?

@@koilamaoh4238 Kinda like what they did already, lol.

The thing is though, gold diggers or not (not really much gold to dig as we see), generally speaking they stay together. Kirlyam and whatshisface from the first season are still together and she was an 11 even in Brazil. It's just generally not part of the culture they're from to divorce. Eastern Europe, South and Central America, and the Philippines are all very religious places. Domestic violence in Russia is completely out of hand and wildly underreported but those babushkas take Vicki LaMotta beatings every day for fifty years because God says you have to. They might not love the guy, but historically, marriage is about security, not love. The scumbags who break up with their fiancés right away tend to be the guys

@Anonymous User As much as I'd love to argue with you.... Yes it is.

He reminds me of one of those awkward guys in school that everyone had to compliment to build his confidence.. But then he started to think he was better than everyone & got arrogant, & his delusions were too strong to come back from. That's Opie to me🙈

Of course. If it doesn't get a laugh the first time, just say it 14 more times.

@@get8bit it's the comedy rule of threes, not 47.

Like 8 times he says it

Yeah we used to call them Chimers... They only exist to chime into groups and conversations they have no right being involved in.

She’s a gold digger f her he should’ve bought himself something and then walked her by ten more stores without buying her a thing

There WAS laughter! Opie always chuckles at his own comedic brilliance.

Balloon Sage , MANSANDWICH!!!!

🥪🚨 *MAN. SANDWICH.* 🚨🥪

I havv a Man in myy Sandwichhh.... APHRILL FHALLS!

I'm surprised Chip never brought up the 'man sandwich' segment

And Sam got laughs from making that simple change 😂

Man*

You don't get it maaaaaaan.

sweeten it up a little in post

Alright, let's move on...

Autism is strong in this one for Gregg.

@Max Power Opie ruins everything

You're being too generous to Sam.

Sam is a ghoulish hack

They're all just butthurt that Mormon guy ended up with the girl they all want to fuck so bad

@@blaisetelfer8499 still married, now with a kid to boot.

You said +8 wrong

brandon black *Ha ha ha ha!*

Yeah she's one notch above lady di, sitting pretty at a steady 0.75.

the saudis have it right. in a bag except when you're blowing me.

Jajajajajaaaa hell naw

@@tedcrilly46 Wrong. Only a bag if they’re positive

Mason Boostrom well yeah. But that's not saying much, most guys would fuck any woman ugly or even fat lol

she might be uzbek actually... i'm not sure about kazakh just because of her skin tone.

Andrew you would crawl over broken glass to hear her queef through a walkie talkie

Ant and Jim like her because she looks like she’s 12

Some parts of russia look asian because of the mongolians

it's funnier seeing the comments section repeat mansandwich over and over, i can't fucking _wait_ for the Opisser to say it now. *edit The large woman was eating a man sandwich dude, i lost my shit. _"Captain Kangaroo with a giant Man Sandwich"_ should be printed on fucking shirts. Best quote, possibly of all time. And all thanks to the comments section was I able to properly prepare myself for the greatness that was "Mansandwich" And that wraps up the mansandwich

Awww ☺️

+Al Green You would be even better if you could edit Opie out of every clip. I wouldn't mind the dead space when that hole is speaking.

@@jlees1988 wow you predicted the Nopie videos

The producers must have made him go to some haute culture fucking places just to make him look like bum. Dude probably didn't even want to spend Forever 21/H&M money either lol.

Fancy thrifts stores exist. These 3rd world women wouldn't know the difference.

@@shuckeyduckeythefunkyhomos6166 Patrice rules

@Tory Shaye forever and ever

Oh well. Turns out hes playing the up and down game with norm in heaven.

Why? Give it up

No one laughed the first time, yet he felt the need to repeat it not once, but several more fucking times!

That's how comedy works. Nothing is funny the first time you hear it, usually people only laugh when they hear something for the 15th time. Trust me, I been doon'nis since um 18!

Delusions are Real.

Yeah I’m pretty sure he divorced his ex or something so I’m sure her lawyer took him to the bank in that process. He’s probably losing half his income to support the ex. He should have stayed single and just enjoyed the freedom until he wasn’t stuck to the ex anymore.

@@andrewschuschu3499 impossible since you just said he's stuck to the ex, with children.

Well, college students fuck in twin beds. Geez they're terrible at recognizing sizes though. They think that's a twin bed? Then Opie goes, "That's a twin TOPS!" Uhhhhh, twin is the smallest possible size, you dope.

Then he lays uncomfortably close to her, smelling like ciggies, sweating from lack of air conditioning, wearing white tube socks with his hefty moobs like an absolute creep and he still can’t fathom why she wants nothing to do with him. 😆🤣😂

MAN SANDWICH! [crickets chirp]

I know this is a few years old but Mr Expensive Jeans made me laugh too hard.

I just feel sad for the dad. You know he probably works 40 a week to come home to a fucking hog.

@@williampoole1742 At least 40 a week, MAN SANDWICHES aren't cheap.

Madcat151 YEP.

Soup bowl

I like how he admits he thought that up the night before.

Exactly...... Pretty annoying show. I was like SHUT UP! They talk a world of mess about these guys. I'm sure everybody watching this video is laughing at the narrating (not with them) and how UNfunny and repetitive they are. Not to mention extremely annoying. They sound like Middle School boys that just learned how to tell their first jokes and are on repetitive mode. They're the only ones that think they're funny.

Sam was good for some things. Like running defense against Opie's autism.

What a chump! 😂

Is she a Mormon now? 🤔

😅

All of these 4 couples are still together. Opie, Ant and Jim are not.

​@@sdot5389hahahaha Opie was worse than a 90 day fiance

I agree with you in principle however it's good comedy... I believe the Russian and the Mike are still together too

I just looked them up and they look like the happiest couple ever. Other than the weight issue, he seems like a pretty great husband. Good for them

Yeah right! I honestly don't believe that's the case. If it is, I'm going to get a mail-order bride, too. 😆

I was thinking the same thing 🤨

“Yeeaaap”

And the guys just skipped right over that, can't believe they didn't catch it.

@@giraffesareselfish9563I know, right?

@@TheCoreyHodges Man Sandwich

I've lost count how many times I've rewinded to that. I'm obsessed with that absolute mess of a woman eating a massive manwich.

Alex Watson Thank you for reminding never to go to Northeast Ohio.

This is so very specific and obscure 😂

I don't feel at all bad for him. If he's dumb enough to not only have sex with her, but to actually reprouce TWICE and marry her, it's his fault, and his fault alone.

+Speedy The Opster thinks he's got a funny line, and he's ready to run with it.

+Brian Sager Oh yeah he ran with it and then some.

It was funny the first time, granted, but he beat it into the ground, like many things.

+Speedy Focus your ADD on something else other than bitchwork.

that guy's mother is a disgrace as well. the fat pig can't even handle being on TV for five minutes without having to eat half a cow in front of America

If I had a nickle for every time I said, "I would love to hear Patrice's thoughts on this."

Paul Jazzman Don't make me cry man

fuuuck yeah Patrice was alot bigga than a nickel THATS FO SURE fat hunk of gawbage

Patrice is fat and dead

He was #1

Yeah, the Brazilian one is easily the best looking.

@@JW-un8ui I liked the Columbian the most. Those titties...

100% he does and his other sociopathic brother “Elmo” (Who the fuck gave these kids their nicknames?) also has several ghost accounts defending that zilch, Opie..

definitely opie sock accounts.