Opie & Anthony - Colin Quinn vs Jim Norton, Best of (Part 1 of 2)

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Jason Hudson a.k.a. john berry

10 жыл бұрын

Colin Quinn vs Playlist - • Opie & Anthony - Colin...

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@deadshot1995 9 жыл бұрын

As quick as Jimmy is he's still helpless against Colin.

@PFPTHEGREATEST 8 жыл бұрын

Lil Jimmy is a shark but Colin is a Killer Whale

@jburleson123 3 жыл бұрын

"Jim looks like a sandcastle that kids got bored playing with halfway through." - Colin Quinn

@marcocaruso4777 Жыл бұрын

Colin saying Jim talks like he's doing an impression of an intelligent person is hilarious and perfect

@wesley5729 6 жыл бұрын

"Just brushing up on my acting" "You still need a first coat"

@KC-bg1th 6 жыл бұрын

Quinn can insult somebody in the most obscure way possible, while still being accurate.

@FinneySP 3 жыл бұрын

“Big jay looks like he’s scalping tickets for uncle kracker in 1995

@Medieval_Dead 6 жыл бұрын

"Leave half-formed larvae alone" -The perfect description of that creepy worm.

@aidanmcballs 8 жыл бұрын

"And I'm shooting something at the end of March in Boston..." "Yourself I hope." Holy shit, that was fantastic.

@Blackhawks19_xx 8 жыл бұрын

+aidanmcballs that made me laugh so fucking hard, colin is a master.

@LRrealest 2 жыл бұрын

"Shut up, And Continue!" - Colin Quinn 😭

@michaelfuentes8292 Жыл бұрын

I almost choked on my dinner when Colin said this 🤣

@jakeeheredia 2 жыл бұрын

Everytime Colin says, "shut up" or "stupid," an angel gets its wings.

@cody1482 2 жыл бұрын

"shut up and continue" - Colin to Jimmy

@MPaia 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite moments

@mickobrien3156 4 жыл бұрын

"Jim sleeps in a Petri Dish" - Colin Quinn on Jim Norton .... That was so damn funny!

@Dan-ys8nk 4 жыл бұрын

It was a genius comedy line 😆😆😆

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 4 жыл бұрын

It’s an all timer

@keithjagger8095 6 жыл бұрын

“...With your fake humility, I’m putting a stop to it TODAY...”

@BitcoinMoney8 3 жыл бұрын

My favourite line. And the one about Bob Kelly not fit for a normal life ha

@tuanjim799 5 жыл бұрын

Colin Quinn is so underrated as a comic. Pretty much every jab he takes in this clip is gold. Can’t stop laughing. SHADDAP STUPID.

@richardsagrit7153 2 жыл бұрын

SHUT YOUR FACE

@ichiban308 6 жыл бұрын

41:57 "shut up and continue" is one of the best Colin lines in this video, and that's saying a lot

@davidh7123 4 жыл бұрын

"Breathing in the air, like in a South American dictatorship." One of the funniest lines ever lol

@matt234111 8 жыл бұрын

What a genius Colin Quinn is.

@nanayabieswechs7532 7 жыл бұрын

I hate myself for seriously commenting on youtube but he really is funny on a level no other comedian is. Too bad that doesn't translate into marketability, but Colin's bitterness is a big part of what makes him funny.

@haileyperkins93 6 жыл бұрын

+Nanaya Bieswechs - norm is on his level imho

@mikecappadocia5959 3 жыл бұрын

Genius attempts Colin Quinn

@norcalitconsultants4667 3 жыл бұрын

between colin's bashing genius & anthony's repeat-joke-laugh....best. radio. ever.

@nanayabieswechs7532 7 жыл бұрын

Colin is sharp to the point where he can completely deconstruct somebody's personality and mannerisms and actually teach them something about themselves by trashing them.

@TheRealRayCharless 2 жыл бұрын

Collin once made a man shit his pants by telling someone they looked like a pair a pants with shit in em.

@richardsagrit7153 2 жыл бұрын

Shat up

@jimbobmcgurt8078 Жыл бұрын

@@TheRealRayCharless an 7o8 7

@mattmurray517 6 жыл бұрын

“Just like witches at black masses. You twelve year old”

@ebs590 6 жыл бұрын

Matt Murray yrtrrrttrrderr

@IshyVideos 6 жыл бұрын

Whi

@ryanward3871 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy: And I'm shooting something at the end of March in Boston. Colin: Yourself I hope. That will never not be funny

@Buttington_Headerson 4 жыл бұрын

Colin is so quick

@mattb8943 3 жыл бұрын

Legendary quickness.

@LRrealest 3 жыл бұрын

no lie, I laughed reading it.

@Marchimedes 3 жыл бұрын

Colin really is the patriarch of their whole crew

@WaldoBagelTopper 3 жыл бұрын

I think Patrice even said something similar to that one time. He said something like “we resigned to Colin as the ‘Sinatra’ of the group”. Paraphrasing.

@roberttauzer7042 3 жыл бұрын

Patrice said it!

@jalamela2607 3 жыл бұрын

Yep, even in a recent show with Burt K., out of all ppl, Nick kinda follows Colin's lead like Colin's a big brother or something, a testament to how that cellar table held him to that esteem.

@zuscanga30 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Patrice said he submits to Colin. Maybe the only person Patrice would say that about

@georgedudleysashtray3860 3 жыл бұрын

Norton stole his whole radio schtick from Colin Quinn.

@raymondjimenez3990 3 жыл бұрын

Colin: "You think to you to yourself 'hey, I'm a guy that is just blue collar, I take my lunch pail into the club every night' with your fake humility and I am putting a stop to it. Today." Jimmy: "Why? I don't want people to think.... Colin: 'SHUT YOUR FACE' Best part of all three hours....

@aug-pahunters51 7 жыл бұрын

"Jim sleeps in a petri dish." Bhahahahahaaahaha

@justinloyd8315 7 жыл бұрын

I wish I could just follow Colin around and listen to him do this all day. In my personal opinion Colin and Patrice have the greatest radio material on KZfaq. Hours of brilliant comedy that I listen to over and over again.

@KM-ch2wc 6 жыл бұрын

Cool story bro

@slimmike56 5 жыл бұрын

Colin so fuckin quick & lethal

@thelolmaster1997 6 жыл бұрын

Colin vs Jim? More like 2 hours of Colin kneeling on Jimmy strangling him while Jimmy weakly claws at his face in his last moments

@StopPrism4251 6 жыл бұрын

"Just like witches and black masses... you twelve year old"

@millionminimagicmice 8 жыл бұрын

Colin Quinn by far the funniest out of the entire gang!

@Michele1ELL 4 жыл бұрын

“You’re a Majestic irrelevance” is Colin’s best insult

@jakesommer3914 4 жыл бұрын

That's a really good one, but we all know the crown belongs to either "backalley Tunisian knifefighter" or "Corsican Pimp" when referring to the Armenian Arms dealer Anthony.

@12aR9 3 жыл бұрын

@@jakesommer3914 but telling bobby that he looks like last minute gift at beijing airport is best sentence i ever heard

@WaldoBagelTopper 3 жыл бұрын

@@12aR9 runner up is the time he told Bobby his head looks like a wax candle.

@VaultRadio 3 жыл бұрын

Tunisian Knife Fighter, Corsican Pimp, and sickening loser are my favorite Colin insults

@harrydrake4173 3 жыл бұрын

@@WaldoBagelTopper "You look like a good-looking guy baked inside a giant pie"

@samoinsinno279 5 жыл бұрын

this is why they have weight classes in boxing

@gregmajewski3406 Жыл бұрын

Colin screaming "You're dead!" out of sheer frustration is my favorite.

@frarfarf 6 жыл бұрын

I love how colin goes 'shut up' as soon as he tries to fire back

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 жыл бұрын

Shut UP

@bigrobrooks6869 5 жыл бұрын

Shudd up... let them laugh

@AL13NM 3 жыл бұрын

"a molested freak." Might be the meanest thing Collin has ever called Norton. And funniest!

@Derek.Jarvis 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing Colin ever said was to Vos. "You're sounding particularly moist today, is there a reason for that?"

@richardsagrit7153 2 жыл бұрын

“No I’m just saying I’m in clevand this weekend” “Yeah apparently you swallowed Lake Eerie” Fuck Colin is legitimately the quickest smasher in comedy history lol.

@RanThaMan 4 жыл бұрын

Colin is so sweet with bobo and lady di and he’s vicious with jimmy, it’s great

@ohno8253 4 жыл бұрын

RanThaMan people ppt work put in

@peteb7042 2 жыл бұрын

02:47:00 "I'll be shooting something at the end of March..." "Yourself I hope"

@abstractnonsense3253 6 жыл бұрын

Whoever made this compilation deserves a statue on Times Square

@311Essie 7 жыл бұрын

I use "Shut Up" and "Stupid" like these guys all the time now LOL. Colin is the best

@DMTXXDMT 6 жыл бұрын

"Were not asking you to disagree, were asking you to shut up and let us savor in your awfulness"

@filmmerman 7 жыл бұрын

colin at 45:17 is brilliant. So serious sounding "im putting a stop to it today"

@dannyferry9518 7 жыл бұрын

no need for a time stamp for colin's brillance, neck and neck with patrice as best guest on o and a

@jrreogreugerugregreger7486 7 жыл бұрын

Can't argue with that Danny. They're both legends.

@613and802 6 жыл бұрын

And then Norton reverts back to what he knows best; putting things up his ass.

@suspicioustumbleweed4760 6 жыл бұрын

Terram Lucida Tela Concilium yeah that no ticket selling sockcocka

@alexanderbean7737 4 жыл бұрын

Colin- the truth that no one wants to address, which is that Chip is just Jim in his purest form 😂

@nemoh21 2 жыл бұрын

Jesus this just brings back memories. What a moment in time this show was. I don’t know if it will ever be replicated. So many memories just sitting in my car being late for my class crying from laughter listening to this. Just miss this

@okilladmityouarerightbut4827 2 жыл бұрын

I missed out on a lot being born in 2000 and not 1990 lol I just discovered O&A months ago and it’s all I’m gonna listen to for like the next 20 years lol

@iceyardfan4394 2 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me

@PrivateAckbar 2 жыл бұрын

I was born in 1990. Save yourself. Unbeknownst to you you're in a sick place. Don't get involved in the dark O&A universe. Don't listen to a minute of covert narcissistic personality disorder manchild Gregg 'Opie' Hughes, or damaged Anthony Cumia. Don't listen to the bullying of schizotypal Patti, alcoholic Diana, or autistic Daniel and David. Don't listen to unaware imbecile creep hack Norton, commie cliché ego Louis, or misogynist Burr and Derosa. Even stay away from depressed and frustrated Colin and Patrice. The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.

@nolabets3130 2 жыл бұрын

you have so much to get through and yes I'm very jealous you get to hear it for the first time, I'm pretty sure I've listened to every single minute Opie and Anthony for about 15 years, dude you're going to love this 🤣

@paulfroelich1024 2 жыл бұрын

They were fantastic. There's tons of shit on YT.

@killustrator 8 жыл бұрын

I love listening to Colin carve up that worm

@bsklasika 8 жыл бұрын

"shut up and continue" 2:47:50 line of the century

@BiffWebster100 6 жыл бұрын

James Larva Norton

@johnLennon255 5 жыл бұрын

He does look like larva

@simonpenum 2 жыл бұрын

It’s funny actually hearing Jim genuinely getting stung by some of these barbs 🤣🤣🤣 Colin is a beast!

@naylik2562 Жыл бұрын

Just listen to him bashing fat Bob Kelly in their podcast right after tough crowd ended. Colin was on fuckin fire during this era.

@Michael_Dolences. 5 жыл бұрын

This is what real friendship sounds like.

@Eos05 5 жыл бұрын

No Jimmy and Opster were the real best buds

@slimlokz559 5 жыл бұрын

Lol Jimmy and opie "had that chemistry" lol

@jrreogreugerugregreger7486 7 жыл бұрын

I fucking love Colin. No one on the planet can insult someone like he does. His insults are so out there but completely spot on. Back alley Tunision Knife Fighter? You should be whipping Huskies on a sled right now? Do you curse when you're selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul? I mean, those are so fucking accurate but who else would ever come up with them? Hilarious.

@sambbk7203 7 жыл бұрын

Norton as a biker gang members 'hatchling'....

@ichiban308 7 жыл бұрын

jrreogreugerugregreger when he referred to Anthony and Vos as "two dumb Yemeni cousins laughing"

@kylewinters8653 4 жыл бұрын

He also said Ant looked like a "Corsican Pimp" lol

@elbob17 2 жыл бұрын

“I like Billy Joel.” “Shut your mouth.”

@stugots162 6 жыл бұрын

I listen to this b4 I go to bed.

@abstractnonsense3253 6 жыл бұрын

These Colin Quinn compilations are outstanding. Can you make one of Colin vs Patrice?

@theaffliction21 3 жыл бұрын

I second this

@12aR9 3 жыл бұрын

Not much material i think, you got that one "fight" about tough crowd on yt already

@jalamela2607 3 жыл бұрын

You gotta dig through Tough Crowd clips, someone should do it...

@jeffreygaston8514 3 жыл бұрын

@@jalamela2607 You do it!...I'm too lazy

@connortracey4536 3 жыл бұрын

Only if you teach the 5 point palm exploding heart technique

@JustinLB82 7 жыл бұрын

"All jokes aside" lmfao Colin rules.

@philmehrart 7 жыл бұрын

Agreed, fkin legend

@zachkaiser2577 6 жыл бұрын

Anthony: “Ahh look, it’s a big broadway sta..” Opie: “Star.” Yuck

@andrewrobertson3894 7 жыл бұрын

"If you were gonna have an opening song, it'd be Taps." "Taps?" "Yeah, because you're gonna die."

@sean87heen 10 жыл бұрын

2:47:50 is a fucking snipe by Colin, holy shit what quickness

@goat2387 9 жыл бұрын

Thats why i like colin! Him and patrice can dish it out quick!

@blubblub7504 6 жыл бұрын

Jim « im shooting something in marsh» Colin «yourself i hope» Beautiful

@Longdogz 6 жыл бұрын

Patrice and Colin the two best guests ever

@CheezitsCOD 6 жыл бұрын

louis ck is equally great

@PrivateAckbar 6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Otto.

@ichiban308 8 жыл бұрын

colin is so funny that just Jay Mohr's impression of him saying "what better way to shake off those Christmas blues from the birth of Christ than going to see a scallop in sweatpants" is in my top 5 for this video.

@mcj2967 5 жыл бұрын

'shut up cat noise' 😂.

@RossKempOnYourMum01 5 жыл бұрын

"Brushing up? He needs a first coat."

@iodedonpepto 4 жыл бұрын

Colin is perhaps the more purely funny person on this planet

@kidwave1 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe, when you can understand what he is saying

@philippweisang 2 жыл бұрын

Vos is up there too imo. Neither of them get butthurt the way some of the others do at times. Just all about funny

@HappyFaceLee 6 жыл бұрын

colin has to be the only one who can legitimately smash norton without retaliation.

@saiyanzswife3770 6 жыл бұрын

Yep and it's not out of reverence, Colin is simply too quick for Jim.

@PrivateAckbar 6 жыл бұрын

He's to good for that nerd. Too good for the whole damn bunch of them.

@jorgehernandez1490 Жыл бұрын

Jim "the hatchling" Norton vs Colin "doddering old man" Quinn

@milihdn6292 3 жыл бұрын

"Shut up and continue."

@TrevBoyThe2nd 7 жыл бұрын

"Norton has AIDS, and you two have to find the antidote."

@psychicandice 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing to do is to say “shut it” “shut _UP_ stupid” “shut ya mouth” when me and my friends are teasing each other.

@BM151 9 жыл бұрын

This is how Irish folk show endearment

@rabidrabbitshuggers 9 жыл бұрын

Every Thanksgiving, every Christmas, someone's ego gets pulverized. And it's fucking great.

@KINGCALLO 9 жыл бұрын

***** gobshite

@BM151 9 жыл бұрын

KINGCALLO on the lash, are ya?

@markonikolic4812 9 жыл бұрын

lol

@dbag3345 6 жыл бұрын

they are both paddies (albeit plastic ones)

@philmehrart 6 жыл бұрын

44:50 - The reaction to every Opie joke I wish Colin would've smashed Opie, would've been feckin hilarious

@RCast-sc6fy 2 жыл бұрын

Why couldn’t these guys just keep it together for us! This show was incredible.

@kingkev6338 3 жыл бұрын

“He’s a young corpse” that line should’ve killed a lot harder😂😂😂

@javy826 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@StopPrism4251 6 жыл бұрын

Ant's Dice is better than Dice

@yoniyampolsky2597 8 жыл бұрын

norm, dipaolo are very close, but i think CQ just really is the greatest comedian of all time. standup/trashing/roasting. his stuff is just other -worldly.

@matt234111 8 жыл бұрын

+Yoni Yampolsky I agree, he really is a living legend.

@BilltheButcher1855 6 жыл бұрын

Listening to these two riff is the most enjoyable part of my work day

@luisrojas3173 8 жыл бұрын

lmaooooo Ant's reaction to Jimmy's Bruce Willis impersonation.

@seanpaul93 5 жыл бұрын

Colin is so quick, shame he's not more popular but i suppose that's part of the charm in a shit way lol

@eg1416 5 жыл бұрын

All Opie can contribute is an "oooohhhhhh" over and over and over

@LIQUIDSNAKEz28 2 жыл бұрын

I love the way these two passive aggressively rip on eachother.

@Vaughnmateee 2 жыл бұрын

How is any of it passive haha?

@IgnatiusCheese 2 жыл бұрын

Colin is dead serious and it's awesome

@RayRaeTV Жыл бұрын

The fact that you provided On Screen Dates that changed accordingly. BRAVO 👏 👏

@matthewkham 4 жыл бұрын

Colin is one of the only guys I've heard on this show go after Jimmy consistently haha

@justindchaney 4 жыл бұрын

Matt Ham and he was totally justified

@chrisgalley281 8 жыл бұрын

Colin destroys Jimmy.He is the greatest comedian ever

@richardsagrit7153 2 жыл бұрын

“Chip is a genius” - Anthony Dice Clay

@luigim2730 2 жыл бұрын

1:08:14 “Of course you were jimmy, me and you think alike” - Greg ‘Opie’ Hughes

@RealArchieBunker Жыл бұрын

1:09:03 one of the best back and forth slams ever. Colin just kept taking it up a notch. Classic.

@bigrobrooks6869 5 жыл бұрын

We’re literally watching Colin Quinn slowly turn into Pat Cooper... No wonder why Patrice loved and respected both of those guys.

@719Flowers 5 жыл бұрын

How’s he turning into pat cooper? Generally curious

@Djet2k 7 жыл бұрын

It's crazy how spot on Anthonys impression of Dice is, for a second i was doubting if he was there. Also the when he impersonated Chip ratting out Jews had me floored. " I think there's a nazi in the attic or somn'"

@JoeMACofNAC 3 жыл бұрын

I loved that Colin would not stop trashing Norton during the Ed Norton call.

@ichiban308 8 жыл бұрын

41:23 "I'm a half a fruit myself" STILL gets it after 3500 viewings

@sauceking3344 Жыл бұрын

15:50 as a hatchling. Too good

@adrianmargean3402 3 жыл бұрын

colin is the best at bashing norton, you can tell he really studied him and thought about it for a long time.

@FredGee420 3 жыл бұрын

It’s not too hard to figure that hack worm out. The way he shows legitimate anger at Norton with the yelling and ranting shows he really hates him deep down. He’s so obvious in his love for Vos the way he busts him. So different from how he goes after the grub.

@colino5056 3 жыл бұрын

Colin mentored him

@jameshdog5759 4 жыл бұрын

I always hated how their one interview with Norm got cut short because of uninteresting Brock.

@APviKINGsz28 6 жыл бұрын

Colin just has his number. He's just too quick, and has so much material just bottled up ready to go.

@EdgarHernandez-bg1pu 2 жыл бұрын

This... Is gold... I feel like they are close friends but Colin makes some real good points, cruel points lol

@Qrt45 3 жыл бұрын

2:39:30 Colin calls Jim a fuckin water moccasin lmao

@Whipped_Creamy 2 жыл бұрын

Great video but Amy Schumer is NOT a bonus

@nicholasrice8693 5 жыл бұрын

2:47:41 “Yourself I hope”

@sammymohamed1755 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@supermegaguy666 4 жыл бұрын

@@sammymohamed1755 An absolute snipe

@Dan-ys8nk 4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@codyquinn4954 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve listened to this particular video a million times and my favorite part is when you put jay mohr roasting Jimmy while doing an impression of Colin Quinn 😂

@gw40 3 жыл бұрын

“Shut up and continue.” Colin is great 😂

@matthewstephens6848 5 жыл бұрын

I've worked through the CK, Jim Jefferies, Colin Quinn, Bill Burr and Nick DiPaulo episodes so far and I think the Colin ones were my favourites. They've all had moments of gold though. Best show ever.

@Ssv714 5 жыл бұрын

After Patrice though, right?

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@thamightywon1 4 жыл бұрын

@@Ssv714 that's the greatest comment the internet has ever produced. Well done my good man for the win