Opie & Anthony - Justine Joli vs Drunk Jim Jefferies

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11 жыл бұрын

Classic clip with Jim Jefferies being drunk and meeting Justine Joli. Rich Vos is on the show as well. (3/18/10)

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@shoormuse 10 жыл бұрын

"I have a studio flat which has a pungent smell that I can't find... but I'm gonna endeavour to find that, and then you'll get quiet the raping" - Jim Jefferies

@krazykevmlc 4 жыл бұрын

“I’d eat your poo” -Jeffries. “That’s pleasant” -Justine “It won’t be good for you.” -Jeffries “Why” -Justine “Because I’m gonna dig it out with a knife” Jimmy killed it on this appearance 😂

@connorjohnson1900 2 жыл бұрын

You have the sentence structure of a stroke victim

@travisatwell2855 9 жыл бұрын

"I don't move into neighborhoods on film" - Anthony....AMAZING!

@JakeJustIs 6 жыл бұрын

"Some of my best friends are on film."

@TairyHesticles 10 жыл бұрын

"I have a studio flat which has a pungent smell that I can't find" Fucking christ, Jefferies killed on this.

@natedogg87683 9 жыл бұрын

"Why would I ride on the swings when I've been to disneyland" was fucking brilliant.

@tumdeax 9 жыл бұрын

42:27

@speedrob 4 жыл бұрын

"You don't have to choose between any of us... you can have all of us" Jim killed it with so many good lines, and jokes.

@crapconnoisseur6691 5 жыл бұрын

"im not racist, some of my best friends are on film." -lmfao Jefferies

@soysaucehairdye7869 10 жыл бұрын

I fucking love Jefferies in this.

@Dualmilion 9 жыл бұрын

***** Listen to his podcast when they had Kayden Kross on it

@soysaucehairdye7869 9 жыл бұрын

***** I heard that episode back in 2011 and it was pretty awkward as eddie ifft and jim jefferies tore into her. I don't remember if they got her to cry or not, but they gave her a good beating and she stormed off if I remember right. She was a very boring cunt if I remember correctly and so they spent the time asking her where her life went wrong.

@soysaucehairdye7869 9 жыл бұрын

***** btw talking shit was probably my favorite podcast up until Jim Jefferies left to do his sitcom. Him and Eddie Ifft along with their loser friend Jason had awesome chemistry and it was sad to see them go their separate ways.

@soysaucehairdye7869 9 жыл бұрын

***** Jason from Jim's and Eddie's podcast is a homeless dude who sleeps on their couch and is pretty entertaining with a unique personality. Just imagine Charlie Day from Its always sunny and that is Jason Auer.

@Dualmilion 9 жыл бұрын

Kayden Kross just acted like she was so much better than the questions they asked. For example they asked howd you get into porn? and she responded with "ugh that is so cliche" and that just set them off to rip her apart. I recently relistened to all the Jim episodes and theyre hilarious but theyre hard to find. he leaves at about 186

@joebest-rotheray493 4 жыл бұрын

Just burst out laughing in the office - "I'm gonna dig it out with a knife" really caught me off guard

@Linuxhax 3 жыл бұрын

" I have a lady you can make out with" Anthony "But you'll have to help her with her homework" Vos

@rowhouse6029 10 жыл бұрын

Vos is going after her a little bit too which is great. Jefferies is a legend.

@TheFriendlyamoeba 4 жыл бұрын

I bet when she walked away from that thinking, 'good job girl you fucking killed' Moments later "How did the interview go Justine?" "I bet they didn't think I'd be THAT witty, it went awesome"

@hey.alright.8362 6 жыл бұрын

Jim was on a tear. "I assume I could lose a watch in you".

@boosh90 9 жыл бұрын

jim jefferies has me in fuckin tears just keeps gettin better and better :)

@followingtheroe1952 9 жыл бұрын

+Connor Hutcheon You WILL love him

@boosh90 9 жыл бұрын

+Myrdred Deceiver he was already one of my favourite standups, but this was somethin else

@darthgrey4460 8 жыл бұрын

I am a huge Jim Jefferies fan and have only recently discovered his appearances on O&A. They are all great and I can hear his talent as a comedian but this clip had me in tears. His bad rapport with Justine Joli made it an epic comedic performance. There are simply too many moments to list as the funniest moments. The fact that he keeps asking for reassurance that he is being funny makes me love it more as it was not rehearsed. And then on his return to the show he explains that he lost his girlfriend as a result and apologises for his appearance. No apologies needed. XD Best hour + at work.

@StraightEquity 4 жыл бұрын

This is a classic episode it makes me laugh everytime 😂🤣

@tosh_is_me942 3 жыл бұрын

Uhh, how many times have you listened to this?

@brandonjays9051 Жыл бұрын

Jim is on fire! Nothing funnier than a guy who truly doesn’t care if she’s interested or not

@jessestrobel2 Жыл бұрын

That explains the absolute void of funny men now. It's all about boundaries and respect

@Buckets50 10 ай бұрын

@@jessestrobel2there’s a lot of funny men still, you’re just unaware of them

@jessestrobel2 10 ай бұрын

@@Buckets50 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah urhea yeah yeah urhea urhea yeah urhea yeah yeah

@itsmrlonewolf 9 ай бұрын

⁠@@jessestrobel2 the mainstream has tried to take it that way but there’s still funny men out there, you just have to look in the right places

@MrAussiebloke12345 8 жыл бұрын

Shes lucky Jim Jeffries was the one there. Imagine if she acted like that in front of Patrice.

@rabidrabbitshuggers 7 жыл бұрын

MrAussiebloke12345 She would have hung herself afterwards.

@GREGXCELENTEFILM 6 жыл бұрын

oh my god it would be a bloodbath

@richardlivingston590 6 жыл бұрын

That would have been fantastic. He had no use for these hoes.

@heikkigregg1414 5 жыл бұрын

MrAussiebloke12345 stop kissing ass jefferies killed

@Nabiki73 5 жыл бұрын

@@heikkigregg1414 It's true- Patrice not only would have destroyed her, he would have made her enjoy it too.

@j.patrickboyce5513 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve scrolled through this whole comments section and I can’t believe Vos’s horrendous flub at 36:15 hasn’t been tagged yet. Fellas, I’m disappointed.

@666TRAPSLIME 8 күн бұрын

Bonnaboo music festival 😂

@ChrisJohnson-ld3wq 8 жыл бұрын

Jim Jefferies homer impression is spot on

@ChrisJohnson-ld3wq 8 жыл бұрын

Justine Joli, OMG what a bitch.. take that stick out of your ass..

@fenwaypark4754 8 жыл бұрын

you mean that 30 inch strap on

@MrEvanNoyes 3 жыл бұрын

Chris Johnson You’d think a working girl would have more humility. I miss old Jeffries.

@13thfloor29 10 жыл бұрын

"i have an ex wife, a wife, 3 daughters" "7 dentists" LMAOO

@rabidrabbitshuggers 7 жыл бұрын

FINISH HER! 40:02 "I've drunken too much...you do porn--whose parents are *more* fuckin' disappointed?" JEFFERIES WINS! FATALITY!

@charlespeterwatson9051 10 жыл бұрын

Erock smacked the wrong part of Justine.

@rabidrabbitshuggers 7 жыл бұрын

Charles Peter Watson This comment deserves more likes.

@rabidrabbitshuggers 7 жыл бұрын

Charles Peter Watson This comment deserves more likes.

@garrettlifespan4496 6 жыл бұрын

Haha Rich with the light Opie slam when Vos tries to get him to read lines at 28:12,''pretend you're filming this for KZfaq'' lol.

@theDC4L 11 жыл бұрын

Drunk Jim Jefferies= Best Jim Jefferies

@HaythamThorn 6 жыл бұрын

Jake Green Fuckin' A. He really went downhill, it sucks.

@MikeLoveThyself 4 жыл бұрын

Bro this is the funniest shit ever i can’t believe haven’t listened to this before

@useroldaccount 3 жыл бұрын

Jim really used to be the one of the GOATs, crazy how much he went downhill.

@VodkaSoda 3 жыл бұрын

He's not as fun when he's sober

@useroldaccount 3 жыл бұрын

@@VodkaSoda also should've been the last person to play the 'holier than thou' guy now. How is he going to lecture people on sexism and Islamophobia considering what his old material was like? Would be like Joe Rogan becoming an anti-MMA advocate.

@tosh_is_me942 3 жыл бұрын

Not sure if its his sobriety or just that he now seems happy with life and has lost that bitterness that oozed when he drank

@useroldaccount 3 жыл бұрын

@@tosh_is_me942 it's not that, it's more his transformation into a socially conscious 'woke' comedian. He bragged about drugging a 17 year old for sex on O&A now he's on Comedy Central pontificating about toxic masculinity. He said Muslims are violent nutjobs on podcasts yet now he's on Comedy Central now lecturing people about Islamophobia. Feels like a very transparent attempt to make more money.

@johnjordan1948 2 жыл бұрын

@@useroldaccount I'll still never get over that hit price he did on Jordan Peterson. I hate him more than Trevor Noah now, at least Trevor Noah isn't a hipocrit. Jim Jefferies has made far more money from hate speech than Jordan Peterson ever has.

@robertsaenz6577 10 жыл бұрын

Her responses to Jims lines were soooo bad they were funny, nothing is more annoying than a pornstar trying to pass herself off as a serious actress or artist.

@4Everlast 4 жыл бұрын

Or a persone.

@montanan832 3 жыл бұрын

@@4Everlast Kek

@jimmypop4539 3 жыл бұрын

She was the literal female "chip"

@BalotelliFan713 3 жыл бұрын

same for comedians

@philthedrill2244 2 жыл бұрын

Is this Chrissie Mayr?

@mrakthem5616 3 жыл бұрын

I know it wasn't taken serious but i gotta say that play for Caligula sounds like a legitimate hunk of shit

@norcalitconsultants4667 3 жыл бұрын

dude, she's legit scared of jeffries. lol classic

@nervclax7458 6 жыл бұрын

It's a shame what's happened to Jim Jeffries since he joined Comedy Central.

@eddiebigfatmonkyspank2438 5 жыл бұрын

Nerv ClaX yeah the shit he spouts these days has nothing to do with what made him popular.

@bigfactsbroski 5 жыл бұрын

sold OUT, can't blame him

@TickTackSack 5 жыл бұрын

@@eddiebigfatmonkyspank2438 is it scripted? Parrot?

@eddiebigfatmonkyspank2438 5 жыл бұрын

Keith Woll I think it is. You look at how he's just been exposed and you will see his Comedy Central stint was purely for the money.

@TickTackSack 5 жыл бұрын

@@eddiebigfatmonkyspank2438 so he pretty much fucked himself for money. I've noticed alot of strange shit that has to do with the guy and his comedy aswell, like the Stanhope jokes he took.

@Jbootlair 11 жыл бұрын

'I'm on drugs.' I'm crying laughing.

@samhowe105 9 жыл бұрын

I don't move into neighbour hoods on film

@mazsax999 9 жыл бұрын

Dude, why is this marked as "spam" ...?

@boosh90 9 жыл бұрын

the house next door to me........ on film

@natedogg87683 9 жыл бұрын

I cross the street every time I see someone... on film.

@matthewstephens6848 7 жыл бұрын

I'm not racist - some of my best friends are on film. :)

@lobmin 4 жыл бұрын

"What would my on film friends think?" - Joe DeRosa

@ShadowRulah 10 жыл бұрын

Holy shit how can Vos say sexual without drowning on his own saliva?

@caesar349 4 жыл бұрын

Say “nice” one more time, Justine

@matt830337 11 жыл бұрын

This chick is so over her head in this room I can't believe she can still breathe.

@jcee6886 3 жыл бұрын

Ant laughing at Jeffries is the best🤣🤣🤣🤣

@WatZyAnAmE 3 жыл бұрын

When jimmy said it’s not that big it’s just a good shot I spit out my food laughing

@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 4 жыл бұрын

No one caught Jim's line I'm on the male morning after pill it changes my DNA. Fucking brilliant

@sleepyatlas9066 3 жыл бұрын

IT WAS!!!!!

@Vaughnmateee 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I don’t get it, could you explain haha?

@Zachariah3D 2 жыл бұрын

@@Vaughnmateee If his DNA changed, the mom couldn't prove that the baby is his.

@Vaughnmateee 2 жыл бұрын

@@Zachariah3D Nah that wasn’t the joke man, that wasn’t what he meant. Recently re-listened to this and fairly sure he just drunkenly said that because it sounded funny. He even said something like “I don’t know what that even means but it’s funny” Think you looked a little too far into it haha :)

@firstofskin4058 9 жыл бұрын

Vos was so good here "shes not aloud to use the phone without permission" hahaha

@bryanhernandez2045 8 жыл бұрын

I love it when women who think they're "one of the guys" hangs out with guys doing what guys do best, which is talk shit to one another, and immediately gets stuffy and defensive. I hope she left feeling bad about herself.

@beenrue5672 3 жыл бұрын

Its clear you never really hung out with anyone outside of your "D&D characters" but to the point you were trying to make up , those girls who "are just one of the boys too" and say that "girls are too much drama" are usually the easiest sluts out there

@Ballsdeepbennett 11 жыл бұрын

Welcome back,John. So glad you could make it! I'm also glad that this fine video is back. Drunk Jefferies smashing that humorless broad never gets old!

@danielcarr5716 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I remember Jim coming back in a later episode and saying that he lied, he did have a girlfriend at this point and she broke up with him after listening to this. 🤣

@dafuq7914 3 жыл бұрын

She didn't know how to answer Opie's "Do you laugh?"

@MRIFAILATCOD 8 жыл бұрын

"do the dance! do the dance! do the dance!"

@buckbumble 4 ай бұрын

DODTHAADAANS DODTHAADAANS DODTHAADAANS

@Guillermosanchezing 3 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest I’ve ever heard Jim Jefferies

@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 6 жыл бұрын

Rosanne just lost her show and Jim Jeffries has this and still has his show lol

@lo-fiFromChicago 5 жыл бұрын

@George Walker Its truly sad and worrying. How far is will this keep going?

@lo-fiFromChicago 5 жыл бұрын

@George Walker smh, well I hope you're wrong, but you're probably right.

@Spootnik 5 жыл бұрын

@TheTimbalanders Always gotta make it a left or right issue eh? Maybe we're too damn safe in our day to day and we need a little danger, like we're evolved to want. It's just an example of human will attempting to thwart evolution, I hope it doesn't work

@PhillyDreamTeam90 5 жыл бұрын

To quote the great jim jeffries... i think your all cunts

@iorn9814 4 жыл бұрын

This shit was funny pc culture is the worst

@deanpointon41 3 жыл бұрын

Jim was on fuckin fire here, and it helps that you have that try hard, overly enthusiastic, personality vacuum to balance it out

@JoEbeE84 9 жыл бұрын

Jim, you are an absolute legend!! Quality bloke!

@sammymohamed1755 5 жыл бұрын

The stretch from the "on film" thing to Jim Jeffries' joke about Anthony's putting a gun in her mouth is absolutely hilarious.

@lucozademan999 11 жыл бұрын

49 mins, " the first three rows might get wet, its like sea world ," pahaha, brilliant.

@stan2429 9 жыл бұрын

what a great plant it we live on

@officehaifa 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, I think I popped a vein in my forehead during this one... Jim Jeffries, a comedy god if there ever was one

@Derek.Jarvis 15 күн бұрын

Ive listened to this 37 times and every 3rd or 4th time i pick up another missed Jefferies line low in the mix 😂

@TheBassHeavy 9 жыл бұрын

She was really terrible.

@johnnonamegibbon3580 9 жыл бұрын

I can't help but suspect she's actually very straight, because she seemed angered at the thought of her boyfriend with another man when Vos asked, while claiming to supposedly be very open. She probably only does girl/girl to please men. And because it she doesn't see it as cheating because it isn't real to her.

@rutgerhauser2377 3 жыл бұрын

Alot of straight women get with other girls because it makes their average ass appear hotter and get the male attention that they didn't have from their father. One time this girl was talking about how she pulls so much tail with women, I told her it's because they get with her to tell a hot lesbian story about themselves later to guys. It wasn't because they think women are hot, it was because they think it's hot they are with a woman. 2 days later, her gf breaks up with her after cheating on her with a guy.

@beenrue5672 3 жыл бұрын

@@rutgerhauser2377 - holy shit ! What kind of sexual bullshit did your last gf do to you to make you come up with all of this made up nonsense? 😬

@rutgerhauser2377 3 жыл бұрын

@@beenrue5672 From interactions with lesbians dealing with goofy bishes like yourself. I've met 3 women that told me about their experiences dealing with women with daddy issues. They thought they would get in a serious relationship with them, but they were just using them to get looked at as the "hot bi girl"

@Zachariah3D 2 жыл бұрын

You hit the nail on the head right there. You are spot on.

@Ballsdeepbennett 11 жыл бұрын

I love that Jefferies line at 40.02. It's the straw that broke the cunts back. She really hated him after that one. Thanks for uploading this by the way,I though it was gone for good,glad I was mistaken.

@lyzzlyzzy1023 2 жыл бұрын

40:02

@MisterMinotaur 9 жыл бұрын

LMFAO 40:22 "The dreams of young children"

@KWSWOODWERKS 7 жыл бұрын

O&A and Jim...I miss it so badly.

@davideojockey6237 4 жыл бұрын

1:06:01 JIM WINS.....FATALITY............FLAWLESS VICTORY

@yaramyaah1661 11 жыл бұрын

lmao,Jim Jefferies would be a cool ass dude to drink with..had me rollin the whole fuckin hour

@Roman8341 9 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that if you rubbed this woman's IQ points together... no fire would be started.

@llewodcm20 3 жыл бұрын

Tf does that mean?

@Zachariah3D 2 жыл бұрын

@@llewodcm20 It means zero IQ points, Dummy.

@floydzeppland Жыл бұрын

@@llewodcm20 high Iq points start fires

@Blackhawks19_xx 9 жыл бұрын

jim jefferies is fucking brilliant.

@lenhudson8194 2 жыл бұрын

Vos acting was brilliant. Jeffries was lit a.f here. Some of the funniest shit I have heard in a long time.

@ChaddeusThaddeus 4 жыл бұрын

I forgot Jefferies had the ability to be this funny

@SGTSnakeUSMC 6 жыл бұрын

Dig it out with a knife. Gold!

@MarmaladeSally 2 жыл бұрын

“7 dentists” 🤣

@georgejohnson5904 3 жыл бұрын

I miss this Jim Jeffries

@geekdromesucks 9 жыл бұрын

Jim is a god

@JakeJustIs 6 жыл бұрын

The hole. 20:10 And holy shit. Jim Jefferies. This is good goddamn work, Jim.

@teddysheckler1817 4 жыл бұрын

I wish Patrice was there too. Jefferies was hilarious 😂 😂

@MrEvanNoyes 4 жыл бұрын

46:00 “Have I been a disgrace or have I actually been funny?”

@danielcarr5716 4 жыл бұрын

"yes"

@RyanRSchell 4 жыл бұрын

I miss Jefferies. He was somehow the biggest dirtbag and the classiest person there

@dan11009 10 жыл бұрын

this was jim when he was sobbering up, the first hour of this show when he comes in still high with his friend from the party is really mental

@craze6663 10 жыл бұрын

the only guys that could actually bag, are the ones bashing her, hilarious.

@thecritiquewithcdjames1457 5 жыл бұрын

Anthony's laugh is so evil

@camreese 2 жыл бұрын

46:54 Vos “its a numbers game” lmao

@omfrusrs 9 жыл бұрын

They should just have Voss read from a book and make fun of him... I could listen to that for hours...

@jinzokan3499 6 жыл бұрын

Opie is such joctober material

@rickterry4192 3 жыл бұрын

Damnit Vos makes me cry laughing

@ruffNeck0011 9 жыл бұрын

53:34 i can say no i 7 languages. I can say rape in one! :D that one had me :D

@jennpenn5 9 жыл бұрын

Five words in and the way she talks is already horrifying.

@thevincebros545 9 жыл бұрын

After watching this hour, i understand why Jim Jefferies spent most of his standup career drunk on stage, he is masterful as a drunk comic, trumps Stanhope by a mile.

@sonicsforrealfather 2 жыл бұрын

Joli’s “Do I look like I ____” shtick is cancerous

@gxlorp Жыл бұрын

She think its healthy to violate pur nature. You shouldn't be proud of "being an indoor girl". I hope she supplements vitamin d.

@RIGAMORTIS502 11 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was Jefferies. "He does these impersonations. I swear, you would think it was the real people."

@harrygreb3457 6 жыл бұрын

I love how she was trashing vos’s acting and she was just as awful

@xander999fleischmann9 5 жыл бұрын

36:14 will leave you in fucking tears😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

@gstrdms 9 жыл бұрын

WHO'S THE SKIRT?

@rowhouse6029 10 жыл бұрын

How many times does she say nice on this??? I count at least 15 maybe more. Every funny comment she just says nice

@TimeKillingFuel 10 жыл бұрын

I think she started doing that after Opie called her out for not laughing at anything. That was how she tried to show that she had a sense of humor but she doesn't.

@rowhouse6029 10 жыл бұрын

***** Though I know any guess is as good as mine, is she like a depressed person?? Or does she just take herself super seriously?? I would be on the floor laughing at Jefferies he is so funny. She just seems so angry at the funny lines. I count she laughed once when Opie said no beer for you top Jefferies. I wonder if she was legit pissed off and hasn't been back on the show since. I wonder what Opie and Anthony thought. Jefferies kills me hes so funny here. Legendary performance.

@TimeKillingFuel 10 жыл бұрын

Brett Hendrickson I don't even think she was pissed. I think it's as simple as her just not having a personality and being used to guys catering to her in every way.

@brdpitt 10 жыл бұрын

***** I felt she could have played along more too. Are there any other great pornstar Opie Anthony interviews?? Any ones with a model or actress similar to this?? Is Jefferies always this funny?? I love when they try to set Anthony up with the female guest.

@takerdust 10 жыл бұрын

brdpitt taylor vixen when Patrice was on

@tastemaker_87 4 жыл бұрын

01:03:03 amazing norton interjection.

@mrbruce3202 2 жыл бұрын

54:12 Jim Nortons burn 58:30 Quinns question 59:00 1:05:53 He would eat

@johncruz2364 2 жыл бұрын

Personality of a lobster

@romanap82584 10 жыл бұрын

Is she trying to be funny?

@mattb8943 9 жыл бұрын

Yes unfortunately. EVERY single thing she said made me cringe.

@tallaganda83 9 жыл бұрын

Jim is a legend.

@VOUXE 11 жыл бұрын

AMAZING! I FOUND IT!!!

@milkmadetea 11 жыл бұрын

All sass and no brain, what a fun human being....

@johnsam8676 6 жыл бұрын

Fuckenay. My friends say I’m funny and I should be a comedian. But then I listen to Jim Jefferies drunk and off an ecstasy hangover and he’s 10 x funnier than I could ever be sober and if u gave me 10 years to write a 5 minute spot. Discouraging but entertaining.

@joerice7537 5 жыл бұрын

Lamo. Your not a comedian, and never could be.

@johnsam8676 3 жыл бұрын

That was kinda my point, slick.

@lenhudson8194 2 жыл бұрын

I never really liked Jeffries...but this was epic.