Opie, Anthony, and Lil Jimmy talk about these freaks of nature.
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@cinemacynic9803 жыл бұрын
Progeria jokes get old fast.
@granpastreetz Жыл бұрын
This line should have five thousand likes.
@TheRealTurkFebruary Жыл бұрын
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@F1REPROOFED6 ай бұрын
Took me a minute lmao
@morganm4768Ай бұрын
You're gross.
@jeremypayne50786 жыл бұрын
This kid IS lucky. He gets the early bird special and eats for free.
@HK-db4uv3 жыл бұрын
And most importantly, he never has responsibilities never has to work and gets to die at 13. what a lucky fuck
@ClibanariusJJ9 жыл бұрын
"Why does he love the Xbox? Because it beats the next box." Boom.
@ShortFingeredShreder9 жыл бұрын
I think I felt Satan claiming my soul as I laughed at that...
@jimlaunder50617 жыл бұрын
ClibanariusJJ Bjorne iiiii
@ispittruthchannel53174 жыл бұрын
That was a brilliant line by Ant
@newtoy77913 жыл бұрын
Has anyone already thought of this kid's fave video game being "Half Life"?
@brennanspice2737 Жыл бұрын
Can someone explain
@Clembo9 жыл бұрын
"...and the coolest dog in the world-" "-that will outlive you..."
@clarabellen9 жыл бұрын
"Progeria; Straight from Pampers to Depends." baahahwhahaa aha
@morganm4768Ай бұрын
You're a bigot.
@mrdog45294 жыл бұрын
"How long have you been playing XBOX?" "Half a lifetime"
@caesar3496 жыл бұрын
Uncle Paul would not know how to feel if he saw a progeria kid in person
@Thunderchild-gz4gc Жыл бұрын
Suuuure
@cleverusername62337 жыл бұрын
"a wrong chromosome and a wrong chromosome, make a wrong child" lol
@ethankajfosz59122 жыл бұрын
25:20: One of my favorite jokes as told by Ant. "Because it beats the next box." Too funny!
@ronalddonner33962 жыл бұрын
I see Joe Biden seems to be doing well.
@MeenBean2 жыл бұрын
“Alright, who wants to guess what the progeria kid hates?” “Sunlight?” “God?” 😂😂😂😂😂
@brandonobaza86103 жыл бұрын
🎵🤗 A non-stop joyride 🤗🎵 _(SILENCE)_ ...that could end at any time! Rob Schneider has... _Progeria!_
@Thunderchild-gz4gc2 жыл бұрын
Rated pg13
@brandonobaza86102 жыл бұрын
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc Rated "ProGeria13" or "Forever13"
@nonofyabidnez57375 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Anthony's Xbox line was fucking epic! xDD
@TristypoozOA9 жыл бұрын
When I first learnt of Progeria I was disappointed it wasn't more like the movie Jack.
@HaandBanana7 жыл бұрын
He likes the Xbox because it beats the next box. Fucking savage
@trevor_on_youtube28093 жыл бұрын
God, forgive me for crying laughing at this horrific comedy.
@buzzytrombone43532 жыл бұрын
God doesn’t have a computer
@Anuskasv06 жыл бұрын
I'm on a helium diet.
@grindsmore Жыл бұрын
Jeff's picture joke was so savage.
@morganm4768Ай бұрын
These guys are creeps.
@pieceofcake1257 жыл бұрын
They always reminded me of Marlon Brando's mini me in Island of Dr. Moreau
@devadasn3 жыл бұрын
Looks like joe biden
@jasoncullity13637 жыл бұрын
"Reading the sign thru your transparent skull". Holy Shit
@eej92738 жыл бұрын
Progeria? More like Naygeria! Fuckin Chip.
@Kouhiko96748 жыл бұрын
Tss Homerun
@rabidrabbitshuggers9 жыл бұрын
God that Progeria voice
@seventysue80902 жыл бұрын
John in Arkansas is so fucking dark. I love him.
@seventysue80902 жыл бұрын
How did he fucking think of some existential shit like that?!
@DeuCyJUIcY2220 күн бұрын
I love how parents think the ideal way for a progeria child to spend their 9 years of life is learning about the Pythagorean Theorem. “Thanks mom I’ll be able to use this to count down how many days I have left”
@ThomasKaczkowski11 жыл бұрын
25:20 audio/jokes like this is what made me start listening to this show in the first place.
@Doctorrayify11 жыл бұрын
These guys are my new messiahs.
@tejasnair3399 Жыл бұрын
This aged like a progeria kid
@Thunderchild-gz4gc Жыл бұрын
Gets social security and an allowance.
@andrewarnold98189 жыл бұрын
If I had progeria, I would do whatever I wanted. "What mom, you're gonna ground me for not going to school? Why should I? I just need to know how to read, I'm gonna be dead in like a year."
@KC-bg1th5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t. Your mom would be able to charge you as an adult.
@HK-db4uv3 жыл бұрын
@@KC-bg1th charge you with what 😂😂
@Vaughnmateee2 жыл бұрын
@@KC-bg1th Charge with what idiot? You never replied. Wow haha
@buzzytrombone43532 жыл бұрын
@@HK-db4uv Aids
@sdry7 жыл бұрын
5:40 xD
@CEWIII98734 ай бұрын
Those kids definitely did not live to see this posted on YT...
@georgedudleysashtray386010 ай бұрын
"she was reading the sign through his transparent skull"
@clintcranford8 жыл бұрын
"I'd be a grumpy ole' preschooler..." haha Opie was actually funny on this one
@geezusuck7 жыл бұрын
He's funny every so often. Have you heard that clip where he spoils that santa claus doesn't exist? To a little kid, Opie's hillarious there.
@skinnyclemenza8 жыл бұрын
BOY EXPRESS!!!!
@UmbrellaCorpResEvil9 жыл бұрын
omg these two are awful but so god damn funny
@thetortoise41076 жыл бұрын
"Scott from Jersey" gets the car crash lol.....was this before or after the creationism call?
@JoeyBullet2223 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail of Biden after the fake inauguration 😂😂😂
@bobborlog1677 Жыл бұрын
Can we point out something important here if genetics can make you rapidly age then they should be able to dabble with the genetics and make you age very slowly
@hotbananapants10 жыл бұрын
What's the song at 13:08?
@grindsmore6 ай бұрын
Electric Head, Pt. 2 (Sexational After Dark Mix) by White Zombie
@Rob021507 жыл бұрын
Is that Stanley from The Office in the background?
@Thunderchild-gz4gc Жыл бұрын
Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Morticai
@disasterpiece16 Жыл бұрын
8:35
@KC-bg1th6 жыл бұрын
15:10 Yikes.
@manoneal172410 жыл бұрын
What would you have him do?
@watchALLthethings7 жыл бұрын
12:25 Why don't you eat your words, you putz.
@kdot834027 күн бұрын
"She was reading the sign through your transparent skull" Hahahaha
@manoneal172410 жыл бұрын
I know that a lot of material in school is bland and unexciting, but maybe he really wants to go to school, see his friends, and learn some shit. I don't think you realize how much of a social impact school has on kids. Have you ever spoken to a home schooled, sheltered child?
@KC-bg1th6 жыл бұрын
Man O'Neal He can socialize all he wants in his retirement home.
@buzzytrombone43532 жыл бұрын
Frankly he had a choice leave his parents house and he chose not to
@skinnymalinx64437 жыл бұрын
Hi
@manoneal172410 жыл бұрын
So no interacting with other kids his age and developing social skills?
@HedslappinglyObvious5 жыл бұрын
Damn, I forgot how often my instant feedbacks got read. We had a great crew back then, didn't we, WB'ers.
@MeltingBuddhaCandle4 ай бұрын
No, no you didn’t, “needy”.
@chrisjames52547 жыл бұрын
The comment below is the best ever
@Ringey24711 жыл бұрын
He died in 2007
@KC-bg1th6 жыл бұрын
Charles Ringey Thank god.
@grindsmore2 жыл бұрын
*Reading Rainbow guitar strum*
@chazikstan Жыл бұрын
Wah wah
@RyanC__2 жыл бұрын
God this is brutal 😂😭
@molinodesign5 жыл бұрын
when hes grounded its 30yrs to life.
@manoneal172410 жыл бұрын
Don't you think that going to school helps kids to learn how to play with others as well as meet those others that he/she would be playing with?
@newtoy77913 жыл бұрын
Progeria's not a disease, it's a cure - for misogyny. Lucky li'l fella!
@cinemacynic9803 жыл бұрын
What if Jesus was actually a Terminally Ill Developmentally Disabled person, and the Bible was actually just a Make A Wish project? They got a bunch of people together to right a book that made him out to be a big hero, and the book was the sequel to his Favorite book growing up "The Old Testament".
@cinemacynic9803 жыл бұрын
write* Damn predict text.
@jk12719 ай бұрын
I remember how funny this was. At almost 50 now it’s just mean.
@TwoPyramid9 ай бұрын
Making fun of this topic reveals a lot about their character and it's pretty disappointing.
@VanguardSolarEnergy7 жыл бұрын
This is despicable
@NicholasElodeon7 жыл бұрын
Laurence Lanigan u mad?
@KC-bg1th6 жыл бұрын
Sorry, sailor-name.
@TheScrubtech075 жыл бұрын
Just go watch something else...you OBVIOUSLY cannot handle this and trying to fight it is FUTILE
@morganm4768Ай бұрын
@@TheScrubtech07 Calling them assholes is just stating a fact.
@crisponzinicallahan11383 жыл бұрын
Its really disappointing that this video exists, GOD forbid this should ever befall your children, that would be terrible but it would be justice. Shame on you people.
@trevor_on_youtube28092 жыл бұрын
Wow, wishing such a terrible disease onto a child who had no choice in who is parents were. How very big and kind of you to hope a kid suffers for things he never did. Stfu.
@buzzytrombone43532 жыл бұрын
Hunny bunny it’s your fault you didn’t wear a tampon, stop pushing the mistake you made onto other people