**TIP JAR:

Everytime Opie says “the bit” a newborn baby dies!

God damn it Patrice. We need you back!

Michael Richards' apology video is like one of those old Heavens Gate cult videos..

That black dude was totally wrong about "no movies". Kramer played Stanley Spadowski in UHF with Weird Al Yankovic. Absolutely been in movies. Also it's great Patrice calls him Cosmo

And BTW, NOBODY but Jerry and Larry got residuals from the shows. They all asked for a piece of the show to do the final season but Jerry and Lary said no way. So they each got a million per episode for the last season and Jerry and Larry kept 100% ownership of the show.

Patrice's death was the beginning of the end. RIP dude.

The fact that Patrice calls him Cosmo is hilarious

As long as people give that word so much power, by worshipping it, asking for special privileges and consideration, then the entitlement will continue, along with all the violence that comes with that. They will continue to use a word as an excuse for their destructive behavior. It is a word, and people need to get over themselves. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. We learned that as small children.

"you can fit Norton inside of a wallet" lol god bless Patrice. r.i.p.

This was over-cut. O & A works best in long-form (it's what fans want). You don't need to edit these bits. Take out the commercials, yes but don't cut the show.

I’ll save you a lot of time, Patrice starts at

"I didnt think he was racist until he apologized" Fucking Patrice

I like to think that the heckler met Stanley backstage after the show, gave him his mop, Stanley gleefully yelled, “My mop!” and they hugged it out.

norton’s laugh at

"Jerry, these moon crickets get uppity from time to time and you have to respond in kind!"

"Don't laugh." - The arbiter of all that's funny and I'm totally not being completely sarcastic, Jerry Seinfeld

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I love how Patrice keeps calling him Cosmo 😂

They say he looked like a hostage and he was being forced to make the apology. But I'm just imagining the terror of doing what he did, like bro you'd be scared leave your house.