“If I can’t see them, they can’t see me!”-logic to the orkism extreme
@XtreemAlanКүн бұрын
Philosophy of the -purple orks- What ork?
@AnonOmis10002 күн бұрын
I was genuinely thinking "I wonder if blinders would fix that" just before you said it
@Darth_Imaginus2 күн бұрын
Youz a very smart Git, you iz!
@Vincent_A.2 күн бұрын
@@Darth_ImaginusDaz troo!
@gastoncoscia503116 сағат бұрын
Ma man is an ork, and honestly youre thr luckies dud in the galaxy
@alphaandomega44222 күн бұрын
Orks: "I reject your reality and substitute my own"
@TrickshotFactory6772 күн бұрын
wearing blindfolds to stop warp madness is the most orkish thing ever😂
@JerichoYeet2 күн бұрын
Ork logic is basically the TF2 Engineer hitting his wrench on everything and they are upgraded to level 2. And he only uses scraps to build things.
@kingcrab78372 күн бұрын
Iz stared into da abyss and then i put me visor up and then we got to da foighting
@Duack_2 күн бұрын
"It just works"
@HalduBouyaNono22 күн бұрын
So, the solution to win against the Chaos Gods, was simply to wear blindfolds ?
@MrSlug-ki9jl2 күн бұрын
For Orks, yes.
@arcturus9602 күн бұрын
No, then you’d be shooting daemons blind. The chaos gods are spawn that are manifestations of what occurs outside the warp. If you closed the eye of terror and made every sentient species disappear you’d defeat the chaos gods
@TS-jm7jm2 күн бұрын
@@arcturus960every sentient species disappear you say, hey why can i hear the halo array about to fire
@ashurad_fox59912 күн бұрын
@@TS-jm7jmNow the question is... who fired it. (looks at the inquisitor near the "fire the halo array button")
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 күн бұрын
That’s kinda what the imperial truth was
@JakisKtos27452 күн бұрын
M3: Trust me, I am engineer. M42: Trust me, I am Mekboy.
@Ave_Christus_Rex37Күн бұрын
The reason Gork & Mork haven't killed the Chaos gods and taken their rightful place as the true masters of the Warp is because they are busy debugging and troubleshooting every Ork invention.
@jaydubcee_Күн бұрын
“Alright, so when you pass through the warp, you will see horrors beyond comprehension that will twist and pervert your psyche until there is not left but the darkness that will infect your mind for what remains of your mortal life. So, y’know, keep your eyes closed.”
@TheArklyte12 сағат бұрын
Well, when you're the size of the Hulk, most of demons WILL pretend to not see you if you're being polite enough to not see them. It's like how Tiberius the Red Wake is one very stealthy boy.
@mekelwander65512 күн бұрын
Reminds me of "the Jaunt" short story. It's longer than you think.
@novemportis36532 күн бұрын
If I was an Ork, my guns would be the bestest. They would be automatic wrist cannons that shoot armor piercing, high explosive, incendiary, LIVING KITTENS. And when it fires, the gun goes "MEOW MEOW MEOW"
@internetuser3202 күн бұрын
Sound like an ork
@IchhabezuvielYoutubegegucktO_oКүн бұрын
Sounds like a Shokk attack gun. A shoulder mounted gun with that technology which teleports little snotlings into the enemy armour and body...
@XtreemAlanКүн бұрын
Today Howard is an Ork confirmed
@inductivegrunt9421 сағат бұрын
Orks are truly the masters of technology. A simple face cover is the ultimate Ork weapon against Chaos. "If I can't see you, you can't see me." Ork logic and reasoning at its finest.
@ToastMaster2C2 күн бұрын
Orkamedies!😂😂
@tundrarunner49512 күн бұрын
"Can't get me if I can't see you!"
@LordCrate-du8zmКүн бұрын
Man, Horus could have beat the corrupting influence of the Chaos Gods had he simply kept his eyes closed. SMH why didn’t he try that?
@Wot_blitz_germanonslaught2 күн бұрын
Dot is a very smart Git Boyz
@user-jb8ng7up7j2 күн бұрын
love the name
@TheCoolerReaperКүн бұрын
“Auh we der yet?” “dunno, cant see git wit dis ting on.”
@Jestnarr20 сағат бұрын
And that is the power of warp technology kids.
@white0thunderwhite0thunder71Күн бұрын
Only a bloody Orc...
@notlistening64992 күн бұрын
The daemons aren't real if the orks can't see them
@inconspicuouscupofblood77302 күн бұрын
"Eat him" "Can't, he's got a rag over his eyes and says 'oi cant'z see ya!'"
@revan120213 сағат бұрын
Human The goggles, they do nothing! Ork blindfolds
@NateCreed072 күн бұрын
This is insanity 😂
@overlord167618 сағат бұрын
The use of blinders to save your brain reminds a lot the story The Jaunt from Stephen King. Where a man invented teleportation portals but to survive you need to be asleep during the process
@lilianbeck93492 күн бұрын
So the emperor was right
@ZiegrifСағат бұрын
Laughs at physics.
@unifiedhorizons2663Күн бұрын
how 2 defeat all orks say there guns exploded because they forgot 2 carry the one
@drogonaut201216 сағат бұрын
Eye patch:1 Gellar field: 0
@heroscapewarrior4217Күн бұрын
Amazing , I love it
@ThePalatineHill2 күн бұрын
I mean... the warp is just kinda one big memetic... non-thing anyway so not looking at could work... adding in the orcish plot shenanigans of reality overide and i can see it happening sure