Happy April Fools - but in all seriousness if you want a full thorough review of the game, just let me know and I'd be happy to make it. Next real video coming soon, consider this a small buffer (tomorrow it will have a proper thumbnail to reveal the ruse)

It's a two for one. We get April fools lulz and Orpheon gets to see how many of us actually want a full review of Dread. Everyone wins.

I know this is an April Fool's joke, but as someone who's done a lot of the articles for Metroid rooms on Wikitroid, this was a fun surprise.

Amazing review dude, consice and straight forward, very informative. I can not even put into words how amazing this review was. I thought this was going to be an April Fools joke but no, and it actually turned out to be a life changing experience. In these 5 minutes, I managed to get my life together: From having no motivation at all, this video gave all the motivation I needed to finish college, get married and now I can gladly say that I'm watching this next to my beautiful children, and all thanks to your review. Thank you so much for changing my life for the better dude, you're a livesaver🙏🏻🥰

This right here is the review we needed, but didn't know we needed.

Glad to still see Xenoblade Chronicles X made it in on the video After picking it up myself, it deserves the hype this channel gives it

"IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!"

Now that's a video.

I know it’s April Fools, but like… what the hell happened to this video? I love it, this was hilarious and I love how most names are like just “type of room + number and letter”, but that was very unexpected. Truly the best April Fools joke I’ve seen all day. You did a great job crew of the Orpheon!

I was wondering what the hell was going on about the inconsistency between the title and thumbnail with the actual content of this video. But then, Crocomire said "April Fools" *_and I suddenly remembered what day it was today._* _Only thing I can say is: GG._ 👍

Happy April Fools. I was expecting a trololo, but you bamboozled me, just in time!

Lol, I was already planning to name my Fuecoco "Crocomire"

Are we sure zebes and talon 4 aren’t the same planet? I have never seen them in the same room together.

This video is so good

I actually initially misheard Fuecoco as Crocomire and I was so excited I rewatched the video I heard about the new Pokemon, and… well.

When the number was spinning up at 2:05 I was expecting it to pand as a 9.

It was the video that we deserved but didn’t need right now

Me seeing notification of this: OH MY GOSH Me seeing the time: aww man

Fun fact: Samus destroyed more planets than the death star from star wars

I almost went the whole day without being fooled

Oh...now I get the title

I really hope Fuecoco's final evolution makes it look even more like Crocomire.

One of my favorite rooms in the Metroid series is, no joke, the Lava Trap on Bion in Federation Force. The one that fills up with lava after you acquire the data archive in Mission 5.

This is the best review ever. Thank you so much!

The Orpheon needs a Crocogym in it

For a brief moment I thought I was losing my mind

Yo what the fuck, I was just watching your Dread LP today since I had nothing better to do, what a timing lmao

I'm dreading this video and your review.

Honestly did not know I needed this. Apparently I did. Nice job.

You forgot the attic where Waluigi is supposedly squatting.

Ridley? Ain't that that lizard from Smash Bros Ult?

Been waiting for this!!!

Orpheon get in the Bag!!!! Wait what?

It's a crime Crocomire wasn't in Dread! 😪

Agree.

This was so entertaining lolz

I will not have you insult Parasite Queens room. I won't stand for this.

I have a question can I borrow the better suit? It fits and suits my color scheme as well now.

Hampter.

OK I am at this is pretty awesome but yes I would like if you did a review for Metroid dread

Honestly I did want to see you talk about Dread

SPACE SHIP

Wow

I am so confused right now 🤣

57th! its not first but its close enough!

It’s even a top 6! Not 5 or 10!!! He did this just to mess with us!!!! He can’t keep getting away with this!!!!!!!

No E3 , No metroid prime 4 news , NOTHING , it is Fun to you????????????? ah ah ah

hmm not sure if this is the perfect review

ATSD is ATSDS! What??

Metroid Dread sucks I find most enemies a lazy creation, The E.M.M.I arent scary they are just annoying and the lack of exploration with good music and actual feeling dread wasnt there at all

tfw i preemptively dislike the video