ChatGPT would be writing those resignation letters for him.

​@@ARealMensch00hey how about we don't judge citizens with what their government's do. Ffs man, on this wholesome man's channel? There are more more productive things to say, to far more relevent people if you want change.

@@ARealMensch00 What the fuck is he supposed to do?

@garbleduster Yes! You can see it in his eyes. He found ortho-heaven. 😂

Ortho a bro heaven lol

Ortho is the best diagnostician in the hospital... as long as it's a bone. He don't do the squishy stuff.

He probably eats cow legs so....

Kids in Gaza can't get X-Rays because they are enduring ethnic cleansing at the hands of the USA. Will the good doctor use his massive platform to speak out for human rights?

And willing to fix it later!

I'd imagine the hooves give it away

Right?! 😂😂😂

😂 I’m happy for him

Why haven't you taken your break??

@@X420BlazeNoScope he's on his break watching these vids :)

Thanks for keeping us alive and keeping crossword, Sudoku and mobile game companies in business. Jk aside seriously thanks for all you for your patients! I always deeply appreciate the sleep bros who knock me out, keep me ticking and wake me up!

Those last 4 words aren't necessary, but the YT censors sure do appreciate them.

​​@@migueldelmazo5244Well-called, sir!

@@migueldelmazo5244 I only saw the edited version, but one can easily guess from context what the original was.

Could you explain the ancef part, please?

@the_multus there are a lot of different antibiotics for a lot of different applications; however, ortho is famous for being the smartest medical students that become incredibly focused after residency. So...they only know the one antibiotic, Ancef. The rural doc only having Ancef means that ortho can only use Ancef whether it's the right antibiotic or not.

or private equity will try to buy him out.

​@@ballisticus1probably both.

@@ballisticus1 Nah, Jasper would see that suit and come at him with a shotgun

@@spyderqueen true. How did I forget about Jasper...my bad

Texaco Mike would have been a polymath inventor but he came from a poor family and had to leave school at 16 to provide for his family and care for his sick mom.

Unless it is T-Mike who made the tractors too powerful, knowing that everyone would need to use his CT-MRI scanning facilities in exchange for all the pies he can handle. 😉

Nobody ever listens to Cassandra

​@@Soguweit is now my headcanon that Texaco Mike's legal name is Michael Cassandra. 😂

Likely all the rigs w/ low-boy trailers filling up tipped him off. Hard to hide a fourth LS6.

​@@cphilips502 o c'mon T-Mike has enough to do as it is. he would NEVER!!

Is it just me or does Ortho feel like one of those kids from Des Moines that says they're from the country and then finally actually went to the country. Like sorry Bro, Iowa City is not a small town

seriously!

Iowa has fan boats?

😂😂😂

@@melimelon5368 Maybe? The Mississippi river is the entire eastern border of the state.

My Ortho loved me when I came in with a badly broken knee cap from when this first calf Simmental heifer collapsed on my left leg when she collapsed in the calving chute as I was using calf pullers trying to wrench out a piss poor presented and a hair too big calf out of her rear end. I couldn't feel my leg for a while but I got that big red baldie calf out of her. The cowboys had to get her up, pull me up and I hobbled to the shop to get the farm pickup to drive 50 miles to town. I got the knee cap fixed, put in a brace then was home in two days to finish calving the heifer group. A month later, I started calving old cows, got my stitches out on my own accord (needle nose pliers and betadine for sanitation) and hobbled around without that stupid brace. Ortho was like "be grateful your bones healed better than expected considering you destroyed not only your leg brace but an arm cast that I broke in a bar fight banging it on someone's stupid head from a few years prior. Ranching is half science, half rodeo clown and part Texaco Mike of the calf pullers/farm pickups, cattle chutes and we have a vet that we just call to refill all of the standard antibiotics, tranquilizers and Banamine, which is a livestock pain killer. He shows up once or twice a year to see if I need anything or to stitch wounds either on me, the farm dogs or some prolapse on an old cow. If I need him, I just look down at the sale barn first. Hell, my general med doc was shit faced black out drunk at the bar one night and wrote me out a script for Xanax and blood pressure meds on a Coors Light cocktail napkin including his DEA number.

Just fully WOW, Kyle... WAoooW

@@jenniferbrdar4605 This was comment was a journey and I loved every line of it.

Combine accident? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gdNlndB_ss22YYk.html

As someone who grew up on a farm, combines are evil machines and they ARE out to get you.

I can't swear these tears are from the laughter or the sympathy pain

Best comment on here

Omg 💀 😂

#FunFacts: that song was written by songwriters who'd never been to West Virginia in their lives.

"Rural Medicine! Endless Fractures. Take me home, Country Roads."

😂 yall are killing it in the comment section!

​@@drakerider7822😂😂😂

You mean: "Country roads, broken bones, take me home... to the suite - where I belong..."

In addition to all of that protein, the farm work will make those kettlebells of his obsolete.

He's in his own heaven now

My great grandfather was a Dr during the depression and got paid like that many times.

@@MrOrthodox13Bro, kettlebells are never obsolete. Farm work is work, kettlebells are a reward.

@@andrewfox6539 Like a snack in between surgeries? I can dig that.

It potentially would have been funnier (at least to laymen) to pay homage to penicillin: "he's low on mold to distill into antibiotics."

had me laugh out oud, too!! 😂😂

Ya learn something new every day! Makes sense, that's how they're actually made, though.

Me too!!!!

My microbio teacher said his daughter found new antibiotics in the backyard dirt.

I was thinking, “Look at Ortho using all his big medical words, standing tall and ready for action!” Almost brought a tear to my eye with proud Mama energy 🥹🥲🥰😊

😂😂😂

You forgot about his fan boat business

T-Mike's gas station and emergency room

Texaco mike can fabricate ANYTHING!!!

Until he realizes there's a fence to mend...😮

He didn't say where it would come from,so it very well may be fabricated like that.

Great comment, Khannesjo!

😂

😂 if Ortho Bro is representative, I'd say that fits! Lol

LOL!!

This is the best comment so far! 😂

30” before incision time! Lol

In a previous sketch, wasn't it alluded to that he's some sort of deer?

Previous video comments there was wishful thinking that Texaco Mike might be Jonathan's dad?!❤

Soon texaco mike and ortho will be bros for life. Marriage hymn anyone

That would be an epic plot twist

That makes a lot of sense

Yesssssssss

I frigging despise epic.

perhaps orgasm?

So true 😂😂

Yes sir here is the letter.. Dear Admin Bros: Leaving to go work with the farm bros. They have a lot of bones to fix. Plus they give me free eggs so I have a lot of protein before I do my post op kettle bell workout Later bros, Ortho.

​@@jamesf456shouldn't it be signed "Ortho bro"? Feels like there's a severe lack of "bro"s in that letter.

Yay!

Yeah, wait until he finds out how happy they are to find a large animal vet. My cousin married one, and the town practically rolled out the red carpet when they moved in.

Hey, bones are bones 🦴

​@chrisjones8741 dude I thought I typed that comment 😮

In rural the vets are sometimes doctors so it is only fair sometimes the doctors are also vets.

I don't know if he's happier than family medicine, that's a pretty high bar to clear. But they are definitely both on the medals stand for most euphoric a doctor can be.

Weird shipping aside - ortho just wants to practice medicine.

this

That would be a great follow-up

Ortho Bro would love to help Puppy Bro

Yes! Please!

Yeeessssss please!!!

I think Rural Medicine sees everyone. Everyone.

Vet bro and Ortho bro is just good pairing

😂😂😂 probably 😂😂😂

Exactly what I was thinking!

T Mike is the tractor 😅😅😂

I've known more than one orthopedist with a hobby in fine woodworking.

​@@distalradius8146geez, those guys must be top flight. Most of them seem rougher than a framing carpenters apprentice after a big night out.

😂 That's our boy

Like seeing that little kid who loved to play in the mud sitting g in a giant mud puddle...just so happy you don't care about the laundry he creates any more

I was thinking, “Look at Ortho using all his big medical words, standing tall and ready for action!” Almost brought a tear to my eye with proud Mama energy 🥹🥲🥰

Violet Bro! 😂

Bone bro!

I'd cuddle all of them

Nope. I grew up with one and he's an ASS

Ortho Bro is one of the most wholesome characters in the Glauckomflecken universe!🥲

I spent more time than I like thinking about with Orthos, I did not realize any had a Jonathan.

I'm concerned as to where you're getting your extra thumbs.

Surgeons get paid more in rural areas, all the new doctors want to live in a big city.

Yeeeee - one of my classmates lost his dad in 6th grade from a tractor roll...😢

I lost four people I knew very well to farming accidents. As for me, I've been sent to Ortho because a first calf Simmental heifer collapsed on my left leg when she went down in the calving chute as I was wrenching out that bull calf with calf pullers.

Or cardio played a sick joke together with rural

If Cardiology is there then Salt Bro will show up and get into an argument.

As long as there's a ski hill close by You can't survive on tractor pulls alone

​@notlikely4468 there's Autumn harvest accidents, Winter TO DO list accidents, Spring planting accidents... there's always something

@@ikari66662 Ya but...broken bones are what pay the bills Preferably long bones

@@notlikely4468 isn't he going to be paid in eggs?

Or envy

Might? He most definitely is in Ortho heaven!

Or the Bone Doctor.

"Bones" is the name of Epic's orthopedic-focused component. For the non-medical folks here, Epic is one of the major electronic medical record software programs used in healthcare.

And frequently called Epic Fail.@@diomedesosu425

@@diomedesosu425 And from everything I've read, Epic is a mess. Dr. Glaucomflecken did a skit on it too.

Texabro Mike

Pretty sure it's bone hell. But definitely ortho heaven.

I feel ya. My opthalmologist from childhood to adolescence was a real jackass. I've heard stories about how he kept my mother waiting so long once when I was a kid when she called my father to explain why she hadn't come back she burst into tears. This is not a woman who cries easily. (If you're wondering why they ever took me back to him again, you're not alone, but maybe he was the main guy in the area? Anyway...) I wore seriously coke-bottle glasses for middle school on and wanted very much to try contacts but this was back when they only had the hard kind for the sorts of eye problems I had, and try as I might, I could never get them in. Jerk would tell my mother every year, "Don't worry, when she really wants them she'll learn to put them in." Dafuq? I wanted them with all my might, but that didn't mean I could get them to go in my eye and stay. Go to college, and my second year, a boyfriend said he had had the same problem but there was a new kind now called gas permeable and I should go see an ophthalmologist about it. Saw a local doctor in got them in my eye on the first try. Closing in now on 40 years of wearing RGP lenses and it has been a joy.

Can relate: had an ophthalmologist give me a lecture on obesity when I went in to try and get a cataract fixed. Needless to say I've never darkened his door since. And, for the record I've had 2 cataract surgeries since, plus lost about 120 lbs. 😊

I've talked to every provider I see about the Glaucomflecken universe. Started when I responded to my retinal ophthalmologist introducing her scribe with "omg, you have a Jonathan!"

@@tejaswoman omg, I can relate with those hard contacts. I think I was a freshman in high school & just determined not to have to wear glasses anymore-but oh lord those contacts. Felt like popping a fat piece of cardboard right into your eye. OUCH. The gas permeable weren’t much better imo, but when soft contacts came out…wowwwwww. 😆

In short, orthopedists just want to operate and nothing else. Bro is thrilled.

@@distalradius8146nice username, bone bro!

and mine, seeing him so happy❤

I would love to see that crossover.

@@ElectroNeutrino I fear this may cause some sort of crash of the universe though.

That is right!!!! I haven’t thought about it, but you are 100% right.

It's the tractors... We've made them too powerful!

Most of us walk out of anatomy class and all the bone info just slides right out of our head. Ortho bro goes home and learns even more about weird little bones no 9ne else has ever heard of, and sings little songs about them under their breath while the rnu long distances

I asked the ortho bro I had gone to about this as he loves Dr. Glaucomflecken's videos. He said they learn those sections on medicine too the same as everyone else. But once they enter practice, it's never needed again. No one's memory is so good that after years of never using or needing what they learned that they'll retain it. Much like learning the basics of a different language and then never speaking, reading or writing it. It's well and truly gone.

Rural med said the magic words😂

Somebody explain why the fact they have only the one antibiotic available is such a turn-on for him. It's the only joke I don't get. Is it because he doesn't have to juggle the various different possible medications, side effects, which one to give, and so forth, or is there something really special about ancef? Asking as someone allergic to sulfa antibiotics, the penicillin family, and nitrofurantoin (Macrobid).

@@tejaswoman I'm not sure why, but there's a running joke in the skits that Ortho loves ancef, or that he only proscribes ancef.

I think he focuses on bones so much he doesn't know the details much about antibiotics.

And then Rural Medicine mentioned that they only have ancef