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Ottawa Welshman

Ottawa Welshman

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In Crusader Kings 3 (CK3) I Today, I made the most INBRED group of people
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@OttawaWelshman
@OttawaWelshman Жыл бұрын
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@sarchlalaith8836
@sarchlalaith8836 Жыл бұрын
In regards to your bet my question was why not ritual sacrifice to get piety from your cannibalism? Also that word is Free-sha hope that's helpful.
@NelsonCleo616
@NelsonCleo616 Жыл бұрын
🍞🤪 🍞
@Ceo_of_Noobs
@Ceo_of_Noobs Жыл бұрын
Now try to make this inbreed looking ass dynasty i to a normal ints a inposible challange tbh
@John2r1
@John2r1 Жыл бұрын
Hey Alabama isn't incest . That's Kentucky. Learn geography.
@DonaldAtkinson5
@DonaldAtkinson5 Жыл бұрын
So your goal is to recreate the actual royalty from midieval Europe…. 😂 European royal families were rampant with incest.
@skudrinskis
@skudrinskis Жыл бұрын
Imagine being in the same room as him while he is making the video and listening to him saying "nuce another sister wife mother got pregnant from me and will give me wheezing, dwarf, club footet son''' 5 times a minute
@OttawaWelshman
@OttawaWelshman Жыл бұрын
Lool 😆 😆 😆
@poopsiepop4179
@poopsiepop4179 Жыл бұрын
Weebs🤝CK3 players
@_BATMAN_1
@_BATMAN_1 Жыл бұрын
Atleast "daughter" wasn't included
@dollarsignmexican
@dollarsignmexican Жыл бұрын
"are ya winning son?"
@gacattack1234
@gacattack1234 Жыл бұрын
Come to present day, now the world makes sense.
@gocryptic
@gocryptic Жыл бұрын
The most family friendly challenge ever 💀
@justjoe5373
@justjoe5373 Жыл бұрын
Family FWBly more like
@SortenRavn
@SortenRavn Жыл бұрын
I kinda like i upvoted this comment to 911 Because it kinda make me wanna call that number after watching this 😅
@justinnorman8517
@justinnorman8517 Жыл бұрын
Rated E for everyone
@gocryptic
@gocryptic Жыл бұрын
The fact this goofy ahhh comment has almost 1000 likes is hilarious 💀💀💀
@dakota2412
@dakota2412 Жыл бұрын
I think you family friendly with benefits
@tomasmisek5598
@tomasmisek5598 Жыл бұрын
The fact that all these naked, inbred, mutated dwarfs still had the best economic and military skills in the world only makes this whole thing better
@zashgekido5616
@zashgekido5616 2 ай бұрын
Insert Lannister joke here
@atenindustries1131
@atenindustries1131 Жыл бұрын
The king of england once asked his mother: "Mum, what is incest", and she answered: "oh shut up don't stop"
@rosiehawtrey
@rosiehawtrey 10 ай бұрын
Yeah, if I remember his name was Charles...
@nonope4307
@nonope4307 10 ай бұрын
oh shit, that was dark...i love it
@atenindustries1131
@atenindustries1131 10 ай бұрын
@@nonope4307 it was so dark he could figure if he was talking with his mother or his cousin
@ifykyk679
@ifykyk679 3 ай бұрын
​@@nonope4307 A failure.
@hermi1-kenobi455
@hermi1-kenobi455 2 ай бұрын
Funny that you mention the Brits yet again even though whatever country you’re from’s leaders are also *definitely* inbred.
@asvestor5932
@asvestor5932 Жыл бұрын
« We only forbid Doggystyle cause you never turn your back on family » this is gold!
@ericlimon9718
@ericlimon9718 Жыл бұрын
obviously this caused a problem with not enough variety in the bedroom so a genius member of the family proposed that during any postions with family members turned away from was allowed if they turned their upper body and facing towards their sexual partner so they could keep an eye on each other because family looks after one each other always
@dragonsblaze7961
@dragonsblaze7961 Жыл бұрын
"God forbid you look at your step sister the wrong way" felt a little personal there Ottawa
@Canthus13
@Canthus13 Жыл бұрын
Damn right. She's your STEP sister. Not close enough. She's off limits.
@Nmethyltransferase
@Nmethyltransferase Жыл бұрын
@@Canthus13 "Social" incest is just incest for pussies. Pussycest, if you will.
@Rexorazor
@Rexorazor Жыл бұрын
Step sister is Mount sister. 😏
@PredatorH2O
@PredatorH2O Жыл бұрын
Hey, at least that matter is personal.
@darwinprime
@darwinprime Жыл бұрын
"Inbred naked cannibals." Yeah. Oh god, my face hurts from the laughter.
@marianocolsin8968
@marianocolsin8968 Жыл бұрын
just imagine being dominated by a bunch of scaly, wheezing dwarfs and being totally impotent about it
@Sion_Revan
@Sion_Revan 10 ай бұрын
Plot of Snow White explained poorly
@maxwellmcqueary226
@maxwellmcqueary226 Жыл бұрын
I would absolutely love to see the rest of this world played out in observer mode and see how badly those kingdoms fall apart lol
@Quarks123
@Quarks123 Жыл бұрын
Yes exactly what i thought
@OttawaWelshman
@OttawaWelshman Жыл бұрын
I actually did do this but didn't know how to encorporate it nicely. Sardinia and Denmark held strong. Somehow my family member got elected king of Scotland so all of Britannia was ours. But everywhere else fell!
@lucstu8863
@lucstu8863 Жыл бұрын
@@OttawaWelshman So you had dwarfs with scottish accent. Interesting
@bobhope4949
@bobhope4949 Жыл бұрын
It could be an ignorance is bliss type thing or just full on retarded violence action
@STARDUSTCODE
@STARDUSTCODE Жыл бұрын
all u have to do it look at real world (rich) people for example rothchilds is all incest they have been doing it for thousands of years to keep all the wealth in the family^^
@Facade953
@Facade953 Жыл бұрын
This was actually pretty common among medieval royal families. They thought that incest would only " strengthen " the bloodline.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard Жыл бұрын
Usually not by marrying your sister though, generally they limited it to cousins, and aunt-nephew/uncle-niece pairings
@Facade953
@Facade953 Жыл бұрын
@@Amy_the_Lizard True. That would have been WAY too obvious!😅
@goldenrosie
@goldenrosie Жыл бұрын
In Ancient Egypt, the pharaohs did marry their sisters and one famous pharaoh did marry two of his daughters. (He wasn’t the only pharaoh to do this, but Rameses II is best known for marrying his daughters, since he had over 100 children). Cleopatra VII (the one made famous through the Elizabeth Taylor movie) married her half brother, and her own family tree had a lot of sibling/uncle/niece marriages.
@Garthavan
@Garthavan Жыл бұрын
it still is going on to this day in other countries. *pure blood* tree lines are still highly saught after. any place thats run by a true king and or queen more than likely has done some form of incest.
@Facade953
@Facade953 Жыл бұрын
@@Garthavan Utterly disgusting!😟🤢🤮
@justinemot2282
@justinemot2282 Жыл бұрын
Oh! it's sad that he deleted the file! I wanted to see him do the opposite and see how much it takes to heal the nasty traits from his dynasty!
@Caseofgames
@Caseofgames 11 ай бұрын
It should only take one generation.
@BradleyGibbs
@BradleyGibbs 11 ай бұрын
Not sure how the game would handle the realism but that's not how biology works😂😂
@ThePopo543
@ThePopo543 3 ай бұрын
Bringing an outsider to "Delete the bloodline" always works.
@_letstartariot
@_letstartariot 11 ай бұрын
‘Doggy style is out the question, cos you can’t turn your back on family’ nearly made both of my non-inbred lungs collapse, thanks for the laugh.
@Sion_Revan
@Sion_Revan 10 ай бұрын
Call NASA Sides in orbit
@Craic555
@Craic555 10 ай бұрын
It made my inbred lungs collapse.
@taxol2
@taxol2 Жыл бұрын
Do the opposite. Create the most handsome seducing ruler and have as much as lovers as you can, create heirs with same mission😂
@vulnerablerummy
@vulnerablerummy Жыл бұрын
sounds like those chinese ripoff games featured in ads with decent illustration but horrifically mediocre gameplay
@ultimateloser3411
@ultimateloser3411 Жыл бұрын
A Solomon
@simonnachreiner8380
@simonnachreiner8380 Жыл бұрын
Gigga Chad challenge
@badideagenerator2315
@badideagenerator2315 Жыл бұрын
Genghis Khan
@kyloki3512
@kyloki3512 Жыл бұрын
“At least he won’t be nervous meeting the parents”
@tristambre632
@tristambre632 Жыл бұрын
The sandwich joke was on point.
@emilron
@emilron Жыл бұрын
Nice.
@SortenRavn
@SortenRavn Жыл бұрын
And when you leave it too long, it becomes crusty 😏
@eggnogalcoholic
@eggnogalcoholic Жыл бұрын
As a Dutch Canadian I don’t know how I feel that you went straight for the Netherland’s throat to build an incest empire 🤣
@GrandLynx-kp2zi
@GrandLynx-kp2zi Жыл бұрын
👀
@nvtnvt9044
@nvtnvt9044 11 ай бұрын
It is because of Urk
@visfaffafsiv
@visfaffafsiv 11 ай бұрын
​​@@nvtnvt9044 whahah probably
@outobaininotteiruorandajin.
@outobaininotteiruorandajin. 11 ай бұрын
@@nvtnvt9044 or katwijk. Ever heard of the Katwijk's disease?
@jennifervan75
@jennifervan75 11 ай бұрын
​@@outobaininotteiruorandajin.Never heard of it. Please explain
@Dark-Avennger
@Dark-Avennger Жыл бұрын
Your play through of this game was a literal recreation of what early medieval Europe was like, especially the royals…
@goose93
@goose93 Жыл бұрын
Not brothers and sisters though, just cousins and aunts and nephews
@paulmilner8452
@paulmilner8452 Ай бұрын
let me guess American without any knowledge of the subject theya re talking about.........
@ericlondon2663
@ericlondon2663 Жыл бұрын
CHILD: "Momma getting teased a lot what is a family tree?" MOTHER: "We have more of a family branch honey."
@stuartdollar9912
@stuartdollar9912 Жыл бұрын
More like a family shrub.
@peggedyourdad9560
@peggedyourdad9560 Жыл бұрын
@@stuartdollar9912 Family wreath more like.
@stuartdollar9912
@stuartdollar9912 Жыл бұрын
@@peggedyourdad9560 Even better. :)
@onieni9779
@onieni9779 Жыл бұрын
More like a family circle
@AsmodeusMictian
@AsmodeusMictian Жыл бұрын
More like your family tree looks like the Recycling symbol :D
@Wasserkaktus
@Wasserkaktus Жыл бұрын
How were you able to keep breeding this family for so long? I tried the perfect circle challenge in Iceland and the entire dynasty died out in a matter of generations due to infertility from all the inbreeding.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard Жыл бұрын
Well, the more hideous beings you spawn, the less likely it is that all of them will die, and the more genetic diversity you'll have. In this case, I would assume that the polygamy helped quite a bit, since half-siblings are only as related as first cousins. So, if you start with one dude married to 4 full sisters, you can reduce the loss of genetic diversity by only pairing the resultant offspring with their half-siblings instead of their full siblings. There's actually formulas that let you calculate how inbred the resultant offspring of any related pairing will be, as it's very important for trying to prevent endangered species from winding up like the Hapsburgs, so if you aren't afraid of some math those could probably help Edit: The one most likely to be of help here is called an "inbreeding coefficient" Edit: I was wrong, half-siblings are about twice as related as first cousins, but still not as related as full siblings, so while the loss of genetic diversity would still be reduced, it wouldn't be to the same degree as I had originally predicted
@Bateluer
@Bateluer Жыл бұрын
@@Amy_the_Lizard The amount of thought that goes into CK3's incest simulation either astounds or horrifies.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard Жыл бұрын
@@Bateluer Hey, I only know about the equations because we had to memorize them for the timed exam in the conservation genetics unit of my principles of animal breeding class
@strenuousspider9525
@strenuousspider9525 Жыл бұрын
@@Amy_the_Lizard Half siblings are twice as related as Cousins. 12.5 for cousin and 25 for half.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard Жыл бұрын
@@strenuousspider9525 Okay, looks like you're correct. It's been a couple years since I took that class, so I guess my memory of the that unit isn't as good as I thought it was anymore. Regardless, my point about the lessend relatedness of half siblings likely playing a role in slowing the loss of genetic diversity in the video's inbred family still stands, though I will be editing my original comment to make it more accurate
@lrmclinn
@lrmclinn Жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate the accuracy of how this man recreated the royal family
@Amsayy
@Amsayy Жыл бұрын
The Dutch watching you destroy their proud kingdom: 👁️👁️👄👄👁️👁️
@AquaticBigfoot8
@AquaticBigfoot8 Жыл бұрын
This man made house Targaryen look good
@saranemcova5448
@saranemcova5448 Жыл бұрын
Targaryens never marry their children. They have principles 😏
@imperiumgrim4717
@imperiumgrim4717 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@darimamitypova6964
@darimamitypova6964 11 ай бұрын
​@@saranemcova5448 Daemon Targaryen married his niece Rhaenyra. He knew her since she was a child and he was adult🤷‍♀️ very sick to me
@VisceralSupreme
@VisceralSupreme 3 ай бұрын
@@darimamitypova6964thats the point, medieval nobility was fucked
@BlackReshiram
@BlackReshiram Жыл бұрын
"[...] youre obviously gonna loose some to inbreeding complications" me: MAKIN THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK
@OttawaWelshman
@OttawaWelshman Жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOL I Had to read this twice but goddamn that was a good comment
@BlackReshiram
@BlackReshiram Жыл бұрын
@@OttawaWelshman THEN PIN IT COWARD
@newp0rt
@newp0rt Жыл бұрын
gotta crack a few eggs, god im dumb. took too long.
@nonexistentuser3420
@nonexistentuser3420 11 ай бұрын
Can't fret over every egg
@Fio13
@Fio13 11 ай бұрын
making the mother/cousin/sister-in-law of all omelettes
@wilell5465
@wilell5465 10 ай бұрын
The Sandwich religion got me laugh out loud. Because everyone is in-bread 😂😂😂.
@Napoleon.Blown.Aparte
@Napoleon.Blown.Aparte Жыл бұрын
"If you can't keep it in your pants... Keep it in your family" This is wrong on SO many levels 😂😂👌🏻
@JaymeSplendid
@JaymeSplendid Жыл бұрын
A family tree? A family wheel? Dude it's a family broomstick.
@ObligedUniform
@ObligedUniform Жыл бұрын
As I often play as the Targaryens in the CK2 GoT mod, I can say with certainty that I have probably played 'incest simulator' style more than not.
@TotalWar01
@TotalWar01 Жыл бұрын
"Cunning as a linguist" absolute genuis with that innuendo 🤣👍
@MegaOrwell1984
@MegaOrwell1984 11 ай бұрын
So this is basically what the Targaryens would actually look like instead of silver haired supermodels.
@glory2cybertron
@glory2cybertron 11 ай бұрын
They wouldn't necessarily look homely or seem mentally deranged but would likely have severe rare diseases like many inbred communities do today. This problem is also typical in animal breeding, entire breeds contamined by a gene flaw causing some terrible disease that a founder parent had but which got unnoticed until people started breeding its progeny together.
@Novgord98
@Novgord98 Жыл бұрын
Video suggestion: children only kingdom (if the game allows it) . After 18 years old, the character, be ruler or whatecer role held in your domain , is killed/removed. A lord of the flies sort of thing.
@magnuskallas
@magnuskallas Жыл бұрын
Actually it's more like Children of the Corn. Interesting idea.
@e5858
@e5858 3 ай бұрын
@@magnuskallasChildren of the Flies
@Uggla1996
@Uggla1996 Жыл бұрын
As a Dutch person I really love how you pronounce the Dutch words 😂 And I like the way the cities are very accurate on the map. Not all, but most of them like Alkmaar, Amsterdam and Groningen are pretty spot on haha
@steveosk8s
@steveosk8s Жыл бұрын
Haha the creators of this game are based in Sweden. I'm not sure how familiar you are with them but they're notorious for attention to small details, like, more than anyone would really expect them to be, but are lol.
@edmomo4410
@edmomo4410 Жыл бұрын
You have unlocked the Human Pug.
@brady5006
@brady5006 11 ай бұрын
My favorite joke from Galavant is someone saying "our family tree has no branches, it only grows up."
@toms9786
@toms9786 Жыл бұрын
I can't explain why... but this is unironically the best CK3 video I have ever seen! Ottawa keep at it man! (:
@yoanngaben1247
@yoanngaben1247 Жыл бұрын
I jus binge watch all the ck3 incest viedos, it is somehow so entertaining
@bluebeka2458
@bluebeka2458 11 ай бұрын
"My Liege, the inbreds are comming." "My armies are ready for war. Less... How does their leader look?" "Their face is covered in scales." "We are doomed."
@LethalOwl
@LethalOwl Жыл бұрын
22:16 That's a geography joke that will seriously go over most people's heads. I love it. So many clever jokes, earned another sub with that.
@scottakasprite
@scottakasprite Жыл бұрын
As a Canadian living in Denmark, I had to laugh.. So did my wife
@John-793
@John-793 11 ай бұрын
If this goes over someone's head, they probably didn't follow a single geography lesson in their lives
@LethalOwl
@LethalOwl 11 ай бұрын
@@John-793 A lot of people don't pay attention in class, period. Don't have too high hopes for people.
@John-793
@John-793 11 ай бұрын
@@LethalOwl Maybe that's the case for the US, but I know for a fact that 95% of secondary school students in Europe would understand this joke
@LethalOwl
@LethalOwl 11 ай бұрын
@@John-793 As a fellow European, yes, can confirm we know more about geography than Americans. But we have a lot of daft Europeans too.
@gentlemanzackp6591
@gentlemanzackp6591 Жыл бұрын
a friend once insulted this rather rude person he had encountered " " I am rather alarmed that you have a striking resemblance to the Habsburgs I hope the fortune holds out for you in life and your offspring."
@inthesparklingsky
@inthesparklingsky 11 ай бұрын
This is probably how the ancient people ended up understanding you’re not supposed to procreate with members of your own family.
@36thgallardo
@36thgallardo Жыл бұрын
What if Egypt rose to the prominence Rome once did? That might be a fun time. Maybe they could even have a Pagan religion. Or you know... PAINT THE ENTIRE MAP ONE COLOR!
@ccomega929
@ccomega929 Жыл бұрын
this is actually historicaly accurate. disturbing facts about many royal families, many practiced inbreeding, to keep blood lines pure, hence why life spans where short, and many members of these royal families had some very "distinguished" facial features.
@Monkonmunky
@Monkonmunky Жыл бұрын
The Kingdom of Wessex existing entirely within the borders of Mercia and not even a centimeter in actual Wessex obviously makes so much sense. On a serious note, how does that even happen?
@antonaghful
@antonaghful Жыл бұрын
This is what happens when let you an Alabamian, an Icelander and an Hapsburg program how realtionships work in ck3 Paradox
@PADOUKPUN
@PADOUKPUN Жыл бұрын
Continue this play and turn your characters into most perfect human ever😄
@Steve-of3er
@Steve-of3er Жыл бұрын
I find it hilarious that this is absolutely the first video I've seen and I'm already subscribed halfway through the video. I could not stop laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it all
@michaellohmeier6427
@michaellohmeier6427 Жыл бұрын
Dev-Studio: We made an intersting game that allows you to make your own dynasty with high meta scores. OW: let's make INBREDS! Dev-Studio: WTF????
@Duveng1
@Duveng1 Жыл бұрын
I laughed more than I should have at the bread joke. Like.
@MunchKING
@MunchKING Жыл бұрын
8:40 Nah, I've seen WAY too many Deviants playing CK3 to be thinking that. What I was thinking is "you could have reformed your faith for literally 0 cost if you had been in Iberia. What do the Dutch have that's so good?"
@jeifero5584
@jeifero5584 Жыл бұрын
He created a family wreath.💀
@tejdandekar
@tejdandekar Жыл бұрын
12:15 That's probably the greatest joke nobody in this comment section understood, kudos you cheeky lad 😂
@chontintonghangsing1675
@chontintonghangsing1675 Жыл бұрын
Coincidence? It's so good that i dont think it is. He's much more cultured than i thought lol
@Costenyo
@Costenyo Жыл бұрын
Okay who wants to attempt this challenge IRL.
@gankerino2166
@gankerino2166 Жыл бұрын
I think you have to ask your sister for that.
@dojoro1277
@dojoro1277 Жыл бұрын
me
@sumdude7597
@sumdude7597 Жыл бұрын
Habsburgs
@TheOghuz78
@TheOghuz78 Жыл бұрын
say less
@milo36gdh
@milo36gdh Жыл бұрын
New reddit island?
@dawnstartheanimeman
@dawnstartheanimeman Жыл бұрын
"If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in your family." Incest 101 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Blackbeardo
@Blackbeardo Ай бұрын
Scaly and lovers pox are legit the two most painful things to look at when a character has them, lmao.
@do_it_like_rei
@do_it_like_rei 11 ай бұрын
The fact I keep rewatching these cursed ass let’s plays of yours because they teach me so much a new player but god it gets more unbearable every time 💀💀
@paulforester6996
@paulforester6996 Жыл бұрын
Just go to Sioux City, Iowa. It was a culture shock for me when I moved there when I was still a kid. I am glad that I was able to move out. My first and second gf were touched by those family values, also people in high school who admitted things to me while living there. Real gross crap i was glad to leave.
@rosiehawtrey
@rosiehawtrey 10 ай бұрын
Why do you think the rest of the planet calls it #Inbredistan?
@GrandLynx-kp2zi
@GrandLynx-kp2zi Жыл бұрын
Imagine being his neighbors and hearing this out of context
@mykanoble3196
@mykanoble3196 11 ай бұрын
This has to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched about a Kingdom Sim, which seems like a restrictive statement but I’ve watched a lot, lol.
@pous3r
@pous3r Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found this channel, KZfaq has blessed me today. Also, I can't imagine the amount of time spent during editing to censor all those inbred *cough* bits.
@simoncodrington
@simoncodrington Жыл бұрын
Another great video mate ♥️ loving all these random challenges and things.
@phantomboy9194
@phantomboy9194 Жыл бұрын
Cmon guys Ottawa gets raid sponsorship and nord vpn even the biggest companies know he is gonna be huge❤keep up the uploads
@OttawaWelshman
@OttawaWelshman Жыл бұрын
@Skillshare I'm coming for you next
@greeninggamer5321
@greeninggamer5321 2 ай бұрын
Pakistan simulator:
@ricktheexplorer
@ricktheexplorer Жыл бұрын
Inbreeding simulators are the best genre of RPG and I hope to see more of these games in the future. This was very inappropriate and funny. Subbed.
@chrisvff
@chrisvff Жыл бұрын
so cool to catch another Canadian doing their thing! thanks for the video!
@thegamingbros8514
@thegamingbros8514 Жыл бұрын
Finally, some proper European history!
@shinobicl
@shinobicl Жыл бұрын
Honestly, the "Sandwich religion" joke was so good XD
@reetyism
@reetyism Жыл бұрын
wow. the dude invented the European middle ages. what a blast
@schmalettesm3264
@schmalettesm3264 Жыл бұрын
8:38 „your probably a normal person“, no, none of us are, we watch ck3
@meatybtz
@meatybtz Жыл бұрын
so.. basically.. British Royal Family.. ok.. European Royal Family Simulator..
@zzzleepyhead9101
@zzzleepyhead9101 Жыл бұрын
This was so entertaining, oh my god. I swore this channel must have millions of subs -- I know you're well on your way. Subbed! And the song at the end? The icing on the cakeeee 😌
@SevenGC89
@SevenGC89 Жыл бұрын
I heard the slogan in AL "Why go across the street when you can go across the hall"? I read that pregnancies skyrocketed during the 2020 quarantine and there was a huge influx in babies being born with Habsburg jaw lmao!
@westsidetrucker7943
@westsidetrucker7943 10 ай бұрын
I like how relationships are called seduce schemes
@NakotaCola
@NakotaCola Жыл бұрын
Hello! I’m a kiwi with a Welsh and a Cornish parent currently living in wales…. Love this game and just came across your channel and yes…..this is the first video of yours I managed to see and I’m enjoying your content loads!! Love to see a fellow Welsh person :)
@user-nk8zx1yw8s
@user-nk8zx1yw8s 2 ай бұрын
12:16 I CAN’T have been the only one to understand this joke. It took me a second too 💀
@bramverhees755
@bramverhees755 Жыл бұрын
As a Dutchman, I approve of this new religion.
@Mdgirlterrie
@Mdgirlterrie Жыл бұрын
that was a train wreck of a dumpster fire and i have never laughted so much lol
@PinkyJujubean
@PinkyJujubean Жыл бұрын
"Incest simulator" are two words I never expected to hear in a sentence. However it's also realistic. Which is sad and says a lot about world history.
@ECSizemore
@ECSizemore Ай бұрын
Good stuff. I scrolled past a hundred other videos and watched this one. Congrats.
@Captain_Max
@Captain_Max Жыл бұрын
@Ottawa Welshman Curious about the strange entry title, I did a google search but came up with nothing, So I fullscreened your vid and read it. The last line made for a good laugh. Did not expect an Easter Egg. Thanks!
@Lorrayne.Calazans
@Lorrayne.Calazans Жыл бұрын
How the Targaryens should REALLY look like:
@liammcphearson7081
@liammcphearson7081 Жыл бұрын
Keep the content pumping bro, really enjoying it
@OttawaWelshman
@OttawaWelshman Жыл бұрын
So happy you like it! I will sure as hell try!
@jesusfernandez1723
@jesusfernandez1723 4 ай бұрын
“Because you don’t turn your back on family” - Sandwichites 🍞 😂
@DarthRakdos0805
@DarthRakdos0805 Жыл бұрын
Thanks KZfaq recommendations
@karcistithaqua6756
@karcistithaqua6756 Жыл бұрын
This is both hilarious and horrifying.
@godDami
@godDami Жыл бұрын
This man saw Barbarian and said “yeah, but what if we added imperialism? 🤔”
@GLGopher
@GLGopher Жыл бұрын
I had a bout of temporary dyslexia and read the title as 'nicest' simulator, a double take cleared a few things up.
@misakichoi636
@misakichoi636 10 ай бұрын
The inbreAd joke was brilliant
@AutomanicJack
@AutomanicJack Жыл бұрын
hahaha, the whole family tree inbreeding stuff got me laughing hard
@DiodeVries
@DiodeVries 11 ай бұрын
Nice video and as a Frisian I would like to let you know that Frisia is pronounced like freezeja. In the Frisian language it's called Fryslân pronounced as freezelawn.
@Artemis_simetrA
@Artemis_simetrA 4 ай бұрын
I was not prepared for that "Ben Chod" joke. Lmao
@blessedheavyelements8544
@blessedheavyelements8544 Жыл бұрын
You're right. Was watching the end thinking "I feel dirty..I need a shower". Well played Sir :). Best Regards and Best Wishes for 2023!
@halpyhal
@halpyhal 11 ай бұрын
This video single handedly got me to give this game another try. Thank you.😊
@The_Crimson_Lion
@The_Crimson_Lion Жыл бұрын
Incest simulator? isn't that normal ck3?
@leonardotonietti2062
@leonardotonietti2062 Жыл бұрын
And also normal alabama
@stefanmohr8450
@stefanmohr8450 Жыл бұрын
@@leonardotonietti2062 and in Saarland Germany
@arturnicaciodeandrade9861
@arturnicaciodeandrade9861 Жыл бұрын
And literally any middle eastern country
@bytoadynolastname6149
@bytoadynolastname6149 Жыл бұрын
At least it isn't CK2, where you can try to get centaurs.
@stefanmohr8450
@stefanmohr8450 Жыл бұрын
@@arturnicaciodeandrade9861 and north afrika
@DAI_Y_DAFAD
@DAI_Y_DAFAD Жыл бұрын
The algorithm has struck again, another excellent channel. I shall be sharing this. Amongst my other Welsh brethren. Cymru am byth!
@niaralosusa
@niaralosusa 2 ай бұрын
...my favorite are the familial labels...he is your "son, grandson, and brother-in-law." LOL!!
@gamingfossil6199
@gamingfossil6199 Жыл бұрын
Had to stop the vid in between due to laughter. You got a new sub for sure. Keep it up and thanks. Greetings from Germany btw.
@nidohime6233
@nidohime6233 Жыл бұрын
Crusaders Kings is one of those games that sounds very fun from the outside, but needs hundreds of hours of your time to learn how not to die and lose your kingdom in just one generation. So instead I watch videos about people creating incestual dynasties just for the fun of it.
@StarlightBettaGamer
@StarlightBettaGamer 3 ай бұрын
I had a good chuckle when your Nord VPN ad came on, talking about being pushed ads based on what you watch, and i immediately got a Malwarebytes 40% off popup. this video is beyond cursed.
@Jarbeefis0508
@Jarbeefis0508 Жыл бұрын
my man be like "Welcome, to incest park" que Jurassic Park theme.
@valeskamaru6939
@valeskamaru6939 Жыл бұрын
Outro is best thing ever, always staying till the very end
@SimpleCrisis
@SimpleCrisis Жыл бұрын
If I had a dime for the amount of CK3 inbred videos I’ve watched I’d have 2 dimes which isn’t a lot, just weird it happened twice
@pothoc1
@pothoc1 10 ай бұрын
Did you not know that most of the royalty in real life were related and inbred? I do believe some of them were so inbred to the point where they weren't even fertile 😂
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