Remembering Johny's video on how Players destroy a DMs plan, Mike: "Command - Disrobe!" Johny's soul dies a little.

Darkfall disrobes* Corazon: "I cast Grease" *Dob throws all the party's money at Darkfall.*

So for those of you keeping track, here's the party's death count per player: Dob: 3 pirates, Panears, 4 goblins, 1 Chullu, 2 Crockeldiles, 15 orphans, and 20 skeletons Prudence: 2 of Chanel's men, 1 pirate, 2 goblins, evil Dob, 1 thief turned goblin, 1 furious pig, and 1 massive skeleton mass or 40 skeletons Corazon: 1 goblin, 1 gigantic mechanical beetle, 2 shush-y cultist, 3 thieves, and 1 furniture shipping company (Dunikins) Merrilwin: 2 pirates, 4 shush-y cultist, 1 thief, and Jaque Darkfall Egbert: Curly Joe and Jack Crackson, Boathouse #5, 1 goblin, 3 shush-y cultist, M. Chanel, 2 nightmarish chairs, Warehouse 8 full on nightmare chairs, a cave full of Kobalds, and 80 wolves (off screen)

The whole "Sir, please... please.. sir... argh.. Eldrichblast ! Eldrich blast this!" got me laughing so much

Prudence scolding Jacque Darkfall for desecrating the Order is the very height (or depth, as it were) of irony.

The amount of chaotic bisexual energy that Corazon gives off when Jack Darkfall does anything is so high and I love it.

Can we make it canon that Darkfall rolled unnaturally well because he uses weighted dice, as all true rogues would.

Johnny: Makes a rogueish good looking assassin with flair and a sweet accent Party: Proceeds to strip him naked, maul him with a bear, reanimate his corpse and play shenanigans on it. Yep. That did not go like the DM planned it I am sure.

Darkfall has an armor rating of 10 because fashion doesn't compromise for protection

The award for best script direction goes to "Zoom out to reveal kidney"

Merilwen and Dob's support of Egbert at the end was so wholesome. 😭

Two 14damage in a row. Merrilwens meatgrinder: Now mobile..

I love that 1 guy off-camera who laughed when Corazon said "Another rogue, equally as sexy and good"

“How appropriate you fight like a cow!” I should have known Andy would have a Monkey Island quote!

New addition to the Johnny video. 'Force your bosses to strip mid-combat'

The Commentz Inn, where everybody knows your name, because it floats above your head.

The oxventurers poetically protect the water supply by fighting with all their thirst..

Jacque DarkFall's riddle: Hasty Flight. Hungry Night To Swiftly Go. Don't get to gnaw Escape the burning bright light. Here's my take on this. *The order is corrupted and turned evil* Supporting statement: (It's long) 1.) The deity of Egbert's order mentioned a great evil that only he could stop. For some reason, the deity chose Egbert to speak with instead of any other member, why? Surely the head of the order is much closer and much more capable of reacting to the threat. Unless of course... he is the threat? 2.) After Corazon framed dob for bank vandalism, the order immediately responded. That must mean that the order is responsible for policing and securing the city... but that also means that the head of the order immediately responded to a crime... in the slums... of a bank that is almost certainly a thieve's guild treasury deposit. Now why would, what is essentially the chief of police, respond to a petty crime in the heart of Rogue territory in the one place rogue's wouldn't assault? (I imagine it's criminal etiquette not to attack the banks that manage their accounts.) Unless of course, the order relies on that bank for... other purposes? 3.) When questioned of DarkFall's relationship with the order, the Dragon Paladin stated "We've been hunting him down for ages, if you told us, we would have helped". Am I expected to believe that a petty thief trying to steal some "money" is for some reason a top priority for the order? Jacque DarkFall is a one time offender and the Dragonborn head of the order was ready to devote any necessary resources at the drop of a hat... my guess is. Either Jacques unknowingly stole something incriminating of the order and the order took it back and is trying to cover it up through lies and burned anything and anyone Jacque may have been in contact with since stealing this evidence, or the order had more to do with Jacque's history than they lead us to believe. Maybe they burned his village when he was child or maybe... Jacques witnessed their corruption first hand and took matters into his own hands... That's my full arguement. What do you guys think?

Egbert helping out Corazon with the disrobe command, that's absolutely hysterical.

Prudence is a level 5 warlock, eldritch blast consists of 2 rays from level 5 and onward. Sooooo she can choose to roll twice for 2 eldritch blasts in one turn. :D

Corazon finding *one* tactical weakness made me lose it.

the real speak with dead song: you thought you were hot, guess what you’re not

I got a bit emotional towards the end there. Poor old Egbert, he works so hard. At least the group cares for him

Yet again proving Merilwen is far and away the most deadly member of the party.

I look forward to the Jacque Darkfall and Corazon De Ballena spin off series focusing on their heated competitions to impress one another, culminating in the ultimate bromance boss battle against Corazon's jerk of a dad and Jacque's fabulous reflection.

It got a bit missed, but, "His Uncle Owen? His Aunt Beru?" had me in utter stitches. :)

Egbert, you're in a cult, call your dad.

"Much of morality is subjective." Dob 2019

*Jacques Darquefall rolls 2 nat 20s to start combat Me: Awesome! Finally a boss who isn't going to get steamrollered in a single round! Johnny: Jachqhuhes D'arq'ue'f'all has 10 Strength Me: Oh well, better luck next time.

Also, just putting it out there now: If Egbert was framed for someone else's crime, and he was naive enough to believe that it was his fault for being "careless" I called it. Also, if Shattershield isn't just his brother in arms but actually his /brother/ brother, I also called that.

Am I the only one who thinks that Egbert's tiny horns are just the cutest thing EVER!!!!

DISROBE ~ Egbert Why not Surrender? ~ Prudence I used that last time ~ Egbert Merilwen *sheilds eyes* YES! ~Dob

Egbert: Do his clothes stay on? Johnny: I'm afraid so Egbert: NOT FOR LONG

Someone needs to do that boyfriend meme of Corazon staring at Jacque Darkfall as Prudence is going ">:O"

I love how Andy took a break from a fight to play a round of hide and seek

Hasty Flight (from the) hungry knight. - The dragonborn paladin. To swiftly go, don't get to (gnaw?) - He ran fast as not to get eaten. Burning bright light. - The paladin's flame breath.

Jacques Darkfall. The Wizard Binbag. Man how does Johnny come up with such great names?

"Please take nothing but the corpse of that man you killed" "But he's so naked!" 🤣

Still so many questions, what did Egbert do that "He shouldn't be bringing up the taking of lives" Still so much mystery surrounding our dragonborn. HIS KIDNEY!

It's the great finale! Will the gang take out Darkfall? Will Egbert gain atonement? Find out as we return to the Oxventure in the citadel! ⚔️

well this raise some questions: Why did Darkfall want revenge so hard? how much of Egbert's atonement has been achieved? WHAT IS MERILWEN'S 4TH FORM?????

For a moment I thought Andy was going to sing you are dead to Darkfall

Corazón has such a crush on Jaques Darkfall😂

At the "disrobe" part I came THIS close to laugh-spraying coffee all over my PC! 🤣

17:20 Andy: I'm just determining tactical weaknesses Mike: Have you found one? Andy: I've found one Luke: Looks more like three to me.... Oh dear.

Finally we get another chapter in the "Adventures of Chauncey"!

""Just saying only one of us is dead" Corazon 2019

Jane: "Darkfall we barely knew thee" Me: "HA bear-ly, I get it :P"

My favourite thing was how all of the characters gathered at 27:05, all beautifully drawn, and then a hyper-realistic bear is just next to them agreeing with everything they say

"What did I tell you about Necromancy?" "... try and cut it down?"

Slightly disappointed that Egbert managed to bring up Zone of Truth, but not try to use it on Shattershield. It might have put them in combat, but hopefully the reward would outweigh the risks.

I imagine that from now on every boss they kill will be questioned as an undead and Johnny will hilariously have to think up cryptic lines for the answers.

Remember Prudence, Eldritch blast can now consist of two targeted Rays of DOOM! So you can roll for both of them now! Double level the eldritch, double the fun!

Of everything I might have expected to happen in this episode, Eggbert telling a pirate to get naked in combat was somehow not on that list...

I love Egbert drawing's face, looks like a happy dog

Egbert! Behave yourself! The whole "Disrobe" thing is the reason you didn't get your full atonement.

Those natural 20's, the universe is repaying Johnny a bit a karmic justice for the Oxventurers constantly getting lucky in the past. This is an awesome start.

Oh Chauncey, what are you like! 😂

Oxventure today : The Naked Truth

Jacque Darkfall: You fight like a dairy farmer. Corozon: 3:56 Love the Monkey Island reference!

Loved it! I laughed so hard when Egbert commanded poor Darkfall to disrobe. ^^ Also loved all the lethal actions they did when _not_ trying to kill the boss.

Can't wait for all the Corazon/Jacque Darkfall fanfic

I CAN'T BELIEVE Andy missed the opportunity to say "Jack Darkfall, you're dead, dead dead. You thought you were hot, guess what? You're not."

There's that sweet Eldritch Blast I was missing last time. And can we just take a moment and appreciate that Prudence still has that wineskin of poison. This could be fun later.

Hello! I only recently found this channel and I am absolutely enamored by this wonderful group. Johnny, you make a wonderful (and at times quite merciful I must add) DM, with some lovely story-telling skills! All of the adventures are absolutely hysterical, as well! Ella, you are adorable! I just keep imagining your bursts of random violence throughout the series coming from the nature-loving wood elf character you have, and it never fails to make a scene hilarious. Jane, I love how into-character and chaotically fun you are! Your tiefling warlock is marvelously devious and you play her so well! The ties to Cthulhu was a wonderful touch and I love how it has affected Prudence! Andy, your play as Corazón pokes fun at Rouge-ish nature in the most wonderful way! I so look forward to seeing you every time I watch an episode because you play the Rouge so well and have made such an iconic character! Mike, your dragon-born paladin is absolutely hilarious with his negative atonement points. I think the -1 wisdom gag is amazing and his affinity for bombs never fails to make the party's plans more interesting! And Luke, you are absolutely hilarious and charming! You never fail to make me laugh, and I love the little songs you play as Dob, along with how flexible you are with the character and how well you suit the bardic attitude! I only found Outside Xtra and Outside Xbox recently, but I'm such a D&D nerd that I've already watched every single video on your "Oxventure Dungeons and Dragons!" playlist. I absolutely love this little party that you've formed and the story you have all created along the way! I apologize if this comment seems a little out-of-place, but I felt the need to tell you how amazing you all are! :-) I look forward to seeing more Oxventuring in the future! This series is a new absolute favorite of mine, and I will be eagerly awaiting any new D&D episodes!! Thanks so much for sharing this with all of us! I hope you guys all get to see this, and know that you have a new and devoted fan! ^_^

Corazon nailed it as Death. And Merilwen can do whatever she likes. ^__^

Dob: "His uncle Owen and his aunt Beru?" You crack me up, Luke.

Bartender! Another round!.. Anyway, lads, as I was theorising, Jac seems like the kind of irrational guy to hold a grudge over something as simple as failing to steal from the rich, but... What if the fire spoken of was the accident that Egbert refuses to speak about??! :0

I’m stoked to the max about that Lilliana art

Theory Time! Darkfall was once part of a group of Kids living on the street. Being the oldest he cared for the others and was like a big brother too all of them. Since life on the streets is tough they had to steal food, money and valuables to surviveand pissed of the Order doing that, maybe stealing something they didn`t know the importance off. The Order decided to raid the slums they lived in starting a fire in the progres, which cost a lot of people their lives, leaving Darkfall with an inquenchable thirst for vengeance.

I CALLED IT!!! I knew Liliana was going to keep a scrying eye on the party!

Cheer up, Egbert, you're too good for those shady paladins anyway!

I love Johnny's reactions throughout the fight.

Aaaah, gotta love that use of Command, I goddamn love Egbert xD

Time for Part 2 of 7 things your players do to destroy your DM plans...haha

Am i the only one a little sad over the fate of Jacque Darkfall?

Half expecting Corazòn would grease the naked Darkfall, sad it didn't happen 😔

You know, for a peaceful, animal-loving Wood Elf Druid, Merrilwen is pretty terrifying. She's like: "I love all creatures great and small-- Not you, you son of an Goblin ho-bag! YOU CAN PERISH IN SHRIEKING AGONY!!!" LOL! 😄

Can’t wait for the fanart for this episode! 😂😂

I was expecting Egbert to say "so Corazon can get his awesome boots" upon making Jacque disrobe, but so he can see his sweet pecs is so much better.

Once again Dob has silenced the description from telling of his massacre of the orphans of Bum! Why do we continue to let this tragedy go unnoticed!

I originally thought that darkfall secretly worked for shatterstar, but I was surprised when it turned he was working for no one, I have to agree with Andy about Corazon being the superior rogue, darkfall was easily spotted by a guy with an eyepatch.

If saving the entire order isn’t sufficient for Egberts atonement it must have been something pretty impressive and I can’t wait for leliana to taunt him with it

Watching all for first time since being introduced to D&D during lockdown and Ellen's laugh kills me.

We need Darkfall's twin brother to go on a date with Corazon

There needs to be an animated version of these adventures, the edits with the drawn reactions are already hilarious, imagine....

Ahhh, a DM's little helper, an over-arcing villain who can vex the players with a variety of minions while remaining well out of harms way. Not to mention that Eggbert's kidney makes it really easy to keep track of him with magic, mwaha, mwahaha, MWAHAHAHAHA!

MY BODY IS READY!!! Even my kidneys!

You could say I'm in the DARK about Darkfall's motives.... Get it? Never mind. I'll see myself out.

Here we go, let's see Egberts atonement, let's get more of that sweet Egbert lore.

"He sorta sits up with a big bit of him hanging off." 🤔🙄😲😮😳😵 DM Johnny regarding the naked dead, temporarily reanimated rogue. Wait, what is this Eurogamer?

Disguising oneself as death is amazing

"Try and cut down?" The dead? Oh, Dob... xD

Corazon and Darkfall....DarkWhale...i ship it XD

Fun fact! If we don't count the dialogue exchanges and use the official metric of 1 round = roughly 6 seconds, if this fight lasts two and a half rounds, then the Oxventurers disarm Jacques Darkfall of his clothes, poison and weapons in the space of 10 seconds, and he's then mauled to death by Bearilwen five seconds after that! Whatever their critical thinking skills are in other scenarios, let it not be said that the Oxveturers don't know how to destroy a combat encounter.

I have a theory that Egbert did something. OKAY! Okay! Hear me out. In the riddle it say: Hasty flight, hungry night, To swiftly go, don’t get gnaw, Burning bright light. So we know what the first two lines mean, he had to flee and (probably) was unable to stop and eat. But I would like to focus on the third line, *Burning bright light*. It could be a regular fire but that is not very bright. But a Dragonborn fire with *golden scales* would be very bright. And look at Egbert/Mike’s face when he says it. He is doing what he *always* does when he has a secret. Covering his mouth with closed hands, then after putting his hands down, either puffing his cheeks or breathing out. And we still have *no idea* (at this point) what his crimes were, that the order will only give him some atonement for saving them all. So, my theory is that Egbert lost control, either of his form, fire breath or explosives, and burned and, maybe, killed people.

So, Darkfall had a Dex of 6? All style over substance! All mouth, and no trousers (literally, at the end!) Which means, the superior rogue was, and always has been, Corazón!

Aww, Egbert is the best wingman, I'm pretty sure he commanded Darkfall to disrobe just for Corazon, I honestly thought Egbert would command him to let go of the pipe and fall on his ass

I love imagining Bearelwen casting spells it looks just so bonkers😹😹😹

I have just finished the Oxventure from the beginning and it's been a fabulous ride. Been grateful it's been going on for two years now and hoping for more!