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Racist Job Applicant Prank - Ownage Pranks

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Ownage Pranks

Ownage Pranks

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I was given the number to a guy who recently applied for a bunch of jobs, and was told that he is highly suspected of being racist. I decided to call as a Black and Arab guy. The way he reacts to the 'job opportunity' is hilarious, and he ends up thinking it's some type of huge scam. If you enjoy the video consider sharing it with a friend. ps: The next Omegle video will be up as soon as it's ready :)
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@xmsteel
@xmsteel 8 жыл бұрын
I like how he says its a scam and is calling the police yet commits a federal offense by claiming to be a cop.
@chicocazador1098
@chicocazador1098 8 жыл бұрын
thought he claimed to work for the police department
@zts99
@zts99 8 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Hunter He clearly said "I am a cop."
@ProperName24
@ProperName24 8 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Hunter he said "I'm a cop"
@damn9538
@damn9538 8 жыл бұрын
+Adam Hickman yea right haha
@superjesus1520
@superjesus1520 8 жыл бұрын
100 likes
@davidx6862
@davidx6862 8 жыл бұрын
That's T-Y-Rone..
@octopusph.d7737
@octopusph.d7737 8 жыл бұрын
so funny
@nomadicway9028
@nomadicway9028 8 жыл бұрын
You can call on Tyrone!!
@johnrodriquez1933
@johnrodriquez1933 8 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂
@ohbummer7256
@ohbummer7256 6 жыл бұрын
that part was the funniest!! hahahhaa
@mohammedamin91
@mohammedamin91 6 жыл бұрын
Clean up the area do work OH YEAH!! thats got me.
@HixxyDubz
@HixxyDubz 8 жыл бұрын
called the police, but works for the police, says he's not racist, spouts racist remarks, anybody else wanna drop kick this fool?
@thedeedman5616
@thedeedman5616 8 жыл бұрын
He doesn't work for the police, everyone says that to scare the caller
@HixxyDubz
@HixxyDubz 8 жыл бұрын
***** obviously but the point still remains lol
@ajaxmuse
@ajaxmuse 8 жыл бұрын
trump supporter for sure
@Pj0tter
@Pj0tter 8 жыл бұрын
He said he's not welcome here cause he thought he was trying to scam him, what has that got to do with race?
@purermindentity364
@purermindentity364 8 жыл бұрын
right!!!😂
@niceneasyraps
@niceneasyraps 7 жыл бұрын
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR" "You playing golf?" "Yes fooor hole in one par 2" Dead laughing
@SLUGTHUG
@SLUGTHUG 4 жыл бұрын
...Mister Styoobid
@Baltihunter
@Baltihunter 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the guys golf joke was great
@ownagepranks
@ownagepranks 10 жыл бұрын
Just to clarify for some of you, I purposefully spoke to him in a way that would make him extremely suspicious about whether or not the call/offer was real. I didn't expect him to think it was a 'scam', but I definitely expected to get under his skin and piss him off. Mission accomplished I think haha. Thanks for all the love on the videos lately, Omegle #4 is almost done btw (I got some amazing footage!)
@justforfun919
@justforfun919 10 жыл бұрын
dude i love ur vids , keep em coming
@SnickeringBadger
@SnickeringBadger 10 жыл бұрын
***** I believe you mean "Ignorance; You're full of it."
@teamftdevenj
@teamftdevenj 10 жыл бұрын
just awesome this guy is a fucktard tho xD
@eightstar619
@eightstar619 10 жыл бұрын
***** I'm a big fan of yours, and I
@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 10 жыл бұрын
Do more pranks against racist people!! I f*cking hate them and I like to hear them pissed off!! You're doing a great job, mate!
@johnathonwoe6535
@johnathonwoe6535 8 жыл бұрын
i love how ownage can just pisss people off until they call the cops and he still calls
@Nightmare-rogue2881
@Nightmare-rogue2881 8 жыл бұрын
And they never call the cops lol they think that scares him into stopping lol
@scottvelez3154
@scottvelez3154 8 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Dr House constantly doing anything to get Vicodin
@MechanicsStudents
@MechanicsStudents 8 жыл бұрын
He calls from an anonymous number, and lives in a different place, I doubt the cops can get him.
@colereed1997
@colereed1997 8 жыл бұрын
Changes his IP address and proxy I believe
@captiankirkgames4385
@captiankirkgames4385 5 жыл бұрын
Rouge2881 one time cops got called
@PilotJoe2
@PilotJoe2 8 жыл бұрын
How is he a cop of he was first interested in the janitor job?! Lmao
@chrisrenshaw8529
@chrisrenshaw8529 5 жыл бұрын
EDBTZ clearly this guy is a lier
@captiankirkgames4385
@captiankirkgames4385 5 жыл бұрын
EDBTZ or looking a 2nd job
@tensae4725
@tensae4725 4 жыл бұрын
Why would he call 911 if he is a cop. Exactly.
@DevotedDisciple-x
@DevotedDisciple-x 4 жыл бұрын
He was leading him..
@s.c5714
@s.c5714 3 жыл бұрын
You do know cops dont make a lot of money right?
@icalexander
@icalexander 8 жыл бұрын
the department of consumer relations of the MD5 Hash ROFL!!!
@dycedargselderbrother5353
@dycedargselderbrother5353 8 жыл бұрын
Fo' SHA
@AdnanAli-lu5uk
@AdnanAli-lu5uk 7 жыл бұрын
wow
@leeandrewking5255
@leeandrewking5255 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@WisomofHal
@WisomofHal 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Just spouted some random stuff and dude was clueless😂
@jordonmartin8034
@jordonmartin8034 3 жыл бұрын
@@WisomofHal actually this is one of the only people I’ve heard question MD5# when Ownage threw that at him; he was like “of the what?”
@baseddeathfafy5030
@baseddeathfafy5030 9 жыл бұрын
It's sad that as a person born in the United States I always get treated like a foreigner/immigrant just because of my brown skin and that I know Spanish as a *second* language. The worst is when it goes like this: "Where are you from?" "I'm from North Philly" "Not where you live, where are you from?" "..." Is it so hard to believe that I wasn't born in another country?
@detailzentertainment1439
@detailzentertainment1439 9 жыл бұрын
BasedDeath Fafy I totally feel you.
@baseddeathfafy5030
@baseddeathfafy5030 9 жыл бұрын
Detailz Entertainment It's hard being brown haha
@leonidas317spartans
@leonidas317spartans 9 жыл бұрын
BasedDeath Fafy quit overreacting its not that bad
@baseddeathfafy5030
@baseddeathfafy5030 9 жыл бұрын
Prison Mike Overreacting? I simply pointed put an annoyance and troublesome thing I go through on a daily basis along with many other border line racist comments. Saying that and ending it with "White people are so prejudice! Have to kill all white bigots since they're all ignorant, privileged, fucks! No one but people of color could understand difficulty in this terrible society!" or ending it with one of those stupid phrases people like to use on Tumblr haha am I right? I think that'd be overreacting.
@baseddeathfafy5030
@baseddeathfafy5030 9 жыл бұрын
***** Check your privilege...is what I would say if I was a SJW haha don't worry I'm not Dude I know exactly what you mean and I'm cool with that. I'm all into expressing my heritage but I guess my post was a little too vague. I don't want to seem like I'm coming off as hostile so don't think that I am. My issue is with people who don't believe I was born here. My family's been in America since the late 1800's so I have no family that's actually from Puerto Rico which is what race I am. I look Middle Eastern, which is said by every person that I meet and I regularly get asked where I'm from. When I say I'm from Philadelphia these same people downright refuse to believe that I am American, call me a liar and believe that I a foreigner/immigrant from the Middle East. That's the only problem I have. You can ask me about my heritage which is fine but assuming things and attempting to "correct" me about my heritage is a different story. You get what I mean?
@ownagepranks
@ownagepranks 10 жыл бұрын
It's gonna take me a while to get used to this new comment format on KZfaq :o Thanks for sharing the prank and all the great feedback!
@aneeshkapil8422
@aneeshkapil8422 10 жыл бұрын
mmmkkkkk
@unicornk1d
@unicornk1d 10 жыл бұрын
i dont like how it shares your post and stuff and that you have to choose who and what to share the comment to. its way too complicated
@ryclink
@ryclink 10 жыл бұрын
Bro, I don't even know how the balls this works. I think that the only good thing is that it appears there is no longer a 500 characters max. But I don't even know
@PizzaBerryCrunch
@PizzaBerryCrunch 10 жыл бұрын
Hey Ownage nice prank,how about you call the kkk asking for a job interview as Tyrone? or Ned and then Tyrone interrupts it.
@MikeNovemberOscarPapa
@MikeNovemberOscarPapa 10 жыл бұрын
awesome video! continue to make more!
@JessiLondonV
@JessiLondonV 8 жыл бұрын
Omg when he told him, "You are fast as hell! It's been like 14 seconds!" hahah😂
@chrisjimenez2192
@chrisjimenez2192 7 жыл бұрын
"That's T-Y-Rone" xD LMFAO
@leeandrewking5255
@leeandrewking5255 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DomainAspect
@DomainAspect 3 жыл бұрын
Copied lol
@NebulaMXC
@NebulaMXC 10 жыл бұрын
"I'M NOT A GREAT PERSON!" At least he's honest.
@TravisTheMaximus
@TravisTheMaximus 2 жыл бұрын
That part just is sad
@shanshajahan8160
@shanshajahan8160 Жыл бұрын
What if he is a nice guy and he was only lying that he isn't one? 😁 I mean, just like how he lied that he is a cop when he ain't one.
@claudiasolomon1123
@claudiasolomon1123 Жыл бұрын
​@@shanshajahan8160 be honest, do you truly believe this🤔??
@SoundEffectsFactory
@SoundEffectsFactory 10 жыл бұрын
"Dat's TY- RONE" I died. xD
@thegigadykid1
@thegigadykid1 3 жыл бұрын
Right
@NooseLooseSnooze
@NooseLooseSnooze 3 жыл бұрын
Same hahaha
@RMetsy
@RMetsy 3 жыл бұрын
The way he said it. Teeeee wwwwwy rone
@Zaid26
@Zaid26 3 жыл бұрын
Rip hows the afterlife ??
@diegoserrato4016
@diegoserrato4016 4 жыл бұрын
that guy isn't a clown. He's the entire circus lol
@nukacolacompany2534
@nukacolacompany2534 Жыл бұрын
How?
@MrJintensive
@MrJintensive 5 жыл бұрын
I bet he looks like Napoleon dynamite 30 years later, and wears crocs and daisy dukes.
@BruchoSindicate
@BruchoSindicate 9 жыл бұрын
He is a cop. Who is looking for a job. Who called the police, to file a report. In 14 seconds. Yeah sounds legit.
@amirulianh4890
@amirulianh4890 9 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ninetailcookie
@ninetailcookie 10 жыл бұрын
I bet he isn't even a cop because he said he might be interested in the job at the start
@NinjaWarriorDude416
@NinjaWarriorDude416 10 жыл бұрын
duh
@Remedynr
@Remedynr 10 жыл бұрын
jesus, you got far in the detective line of work here son
@NinjaWarriorDude416
@NinjaWarriorDude416 10 жыл бұрын
Remedynr with that analytical investigative logic and deduction reasoning skills, we should vote for him for President!!
@Remedynr
@Remedynr 10 жыл бұрын
be careful, don't let him know we're actually making fun of him, he might release the jinchucookie
@SuperLukman99
@SuperLukman99 10 жыл бұрын
Remedynr lol at the JinchuCookie wow
@davinci4348
@davinci4348 6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "FFOOOOOOOOORRR" "What are you, playing golf or something" LMAOO
@DavisTibbz
@DavisTibbz 8 жыл бұрын
ahahahaha 😅😅😅 "Mr Styoobid...."and "Foooor! " were hilarious
@Modernww2fare
@Modernww2fare 9 жыл бұрын
3:29 funny, the Native Americans must've said the same thing to you
@CCRUEnthusist
@CCRUEnthusist 9 жыл бұрын
justinjacques766 Yeah, they tried to kill the white man and the white man won. At least the Indians put up a fight against foreigners instead we're expected to accepted our doom with open arms.
@CCRUEnthusist
@CCRUEnthusist 9 жыл бұрын
James Pennington They certain do want to out-breed and replace white people but they also want to just straight up murder us.
@RabMaksim
@RabMaksim 9 жыл бұрын
justinjacques766 And they were right.
@jamespennington4671
@jamespennington4671 9 жыл бұрын
This is what i think, The Original Humans came out of Africa they were Black. The Murdered and Killed Neantherhals, and slept with Neanderthal woman. And got a white skin from it. He must be right yo!
@hillaryc545
@hillaryc545 9 жыл бұрын
justinjacques766 * SLOW CLAPS*
@draggboy
@draggboy 10 жыл бұрын
If I was deaf, I'd be very grateful that you take so much time to annotate these conversations and make the text funny as well.
@summer7945
@summer7945 Жыл бұрын
I already field a police report 15 seconds later and already
@monsieurbreakyourpc
@monsieurbreakyourpc 8 жыл бұрын
"I lack the authenticity of the call" It's DOUBT
@Ginissexyx2
@Ginissexyx2 9 жыл бұрын
So he claims that he called 911 and filed a report, and the next time you called him back, he claims that he works for the police? Okay.
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 9 жыл бұрын
Ginissexyx2 Thats how fast this guy works he grows a mustache, goes through police training, and then becomes a cop in minutes. Happens all the time.
@Ginissexyx2
@Ginissexyx2 9 жыл бұрын
Rafael Trivino Haha!
@anedgygundampilot2235
@anedgygundampilot2235 9 жыл бұрын
Ginissexyx2 All in the span of like, 10 seconds
@MrTerminalZ
@MrTerminalZ 8 жыл бұрын
He works in the police department and decides to call police? Shouldn't he be the one taking action then?
@lagflag
@lagflag 7 жыл бұрын
My first language is Arabic, and dude you are so brilliant copying Arabic-English accent! I couldn't stop laughing!!
@pOpCoRn0531
@pOpCoRn0531 6 жыл бұрын
They say OP/Russell is Egyptian by ethnicity.
@oisin1980
@oisin1980 5 жыл бұрын
Allah akbar
@kdisthemann7920
@kdisthemann7920 8 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest prank calls you've done lmao
@HonkTheMusic
@HonkTheMusic 10 жыл бұрын
"You don't belong in this country, I'm not racist" "I am not a great man" Genius we have right here
@ianweston310
@ianweston310 8 жыл бұрын
"911. What's your emergency?" "I got a phone call!" "Er... And?" "It was from a BLACK GUY!" "Errrr... And?" "And then a terrorist called!" "Why?" "To offer me a job!" *click*
@MeneerWu
@MeneerWu 8 жыл бұрын
+Ian Weston "911. What's your emergency?" "I got a phone call!" "Er... And?" "It was from a BLACK GUY!" 'I'm on my way sir, we will arrest him' - Every American police
@kiabro93
@kiabro93 8 жыл бұрын
+Ian Weston lol
@ianweston310
@ianweston310 8 жыл бұрын
Spook Dog "Every American police" 911 technicians are not police.
@xidney_
@xidney_ 8 жыл бұрын
+Spook Dog because all cops are totally racist.... that aint hypocritical at all!
@nicholasnovak4643
@nicholasnovak4643 8 жыл бұрын
+the.conservative.timelord same way people generalize all black people to be a certain way. you can't really get mad at that. there's extremists on both sides.
@CCK2736
@CCK2736 8 жыл бұрын
you should of done a white voice and seen how he changed his tone towards u
@WorkshopPops
@WorkshopPops 5 жыл бұрын
Add I was so waiting for that.
@ronburgurdy5226
@ronburgurdy5226 5 жыл бұрын
i don’t think he would’ve
@captiankirkgames4385
@captiankirkgames4385 5 жыл бұрын
He also should use rakish
@jeshincs
@jeshincs 7 жыл бұрын
Why would he need to phone the police if he works for them?
@aja1108
@aja1108 7 жыл бұрын
he's a dumb ass
@Jimpura
@Jimpura 6 жыл бұрын
well tbh if he is off duty what can he do ? cant trace or anything
@josephg1125
@josephg1125 5 жыл бұрын
police officers still have to file reports
@futureparadise.2089
@futureparadise.2089 5 жыл бұрын
Carlos Matos Police Officers are never truly “off duty”, fool.
@k.m7658
@k.m7658 4 жыл бұрын
Kam Mike your ass is dumb ya donkey 🐴
@mfiore5566
@mfiore5566 9 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. If he said he works for the police department then why did he say he called 9-1-1.
@captxena31
@captxena31 9 жыл бұрын
IKR BTW foooooooooooooooor
@mfiore5566
@mfiore5566 9 жыл бұрын
xena jones You playin golf or somethin'?
@captxena31
@captxena31 9 жыл бұрын
better yet why is he looking for a job and dose he keep answering the phone LOL
@mfiore5566
@mfiore5566 9 жыл бұрын
lol
@captxena31
@captxena31 9 жыл бұрын
***** you have a good point but if you worked for the police why is he looking for a job .
@cynicalliesttv
@cynicalliesttv 10 жыл бұрын
So he works for the Police Department, yet he called the police? lmao wow. great video.
@Elhardt
@Elhardt 10 жыл бұрын
Actually, first he called the police and filed a report, then he worked at the police department, then he was a cop himself. The evolution of his lying was quite entertaining.
@cynicalliesttv
@cynicalliesttv 10 жыл бұрын
I just can't believe he filed a report within 14 seconds, and wrote an application, and got accepted into the police department so fast!
@thecruisers8294
@thecruisers8294 10 жыл бұрын
a racist cop. thats something "new".
@IAmPatulio
@IAmPatulio 8 жыл бұрын
4:07 FORRRRRRRRR
@Robert67010
@Robert67010 10 ай бұрын
911 what is your emergency? "The library called and offered me a job!" LOL
@flykixgaming6416
@flykixgaming6416 8 жыл бұрын
"I'm in the department of consumer relations of the MD5#" 😂😂😂
@Nightmare-rogue2881
@Nightmare-rogue2881 8 жыл бұрын
Ty-rone 😂😂😂😂 Tyrone is my favorite character
@ChrisPark1997
@ChrisPark1997 4 жыл бұрын
Guy: "I'm not racist" Also guy: "You don't belong in this country."
@cubestuff3928
@cubestuff3928 3 жыл бұрын
@Brian Meyer ah yes arabs are like that and from Europe. Bruh r u stupid he also said it to the obviously black american and he said I don't like people like **you**. God lmao
@VishusVenom
@VishusVenom 11 ай бұрын
Point?
@rocky_danger_buff5845
@rocky_danger_buff5845 7 күн бұрын
@@VishusVenom The point is he's racist.
@VishusVenom
@VishusVenom 7 күн бұрын
@@rocky_danger_buff5845 Doesn’t prove racism, but I understand how your IQ missed that.
@rocky_danger_buff5845
@rocky_danger_buff5845 7 күн бұрын
@@VishusVenom I get it your one of those people that say "You don't belong in this country" or "Get out of my country" that's why you don't think it's racist.
@Truther-lb4qp
@Truther-lb4qp 3 жыл бұрын
"Because you sound like a great person" looooool
@CHILL3435
@CHILL3435 10 жыл бұрын
He works for the police department.. he still calls 911 aaand he's interested in a job? Yup. He's as legit as the dude pranking him haha
@Lanasoufy
@Lanasoufy 9 жыл бұрын
its so typical of a cop to be racist...
@GroovyIGG
@GroovyIGG 9 жыл бұрын
You realize the guy who was pranked wasn't a real cop right?
@MrKharnez
@MrKharnez 9 жыл бұрын
wasn't even a cop you stupid bitch
@MrKharnez
@MrKharnez 9 жыл бұрын
darkkitty992 fucking idiot
@GUNSTAAA
@GUNSTAAA 9 жыл бұрын
You have a profil pic of a black guy and your name is cheetos....what more? are you eating watermelon and friedchicken right now?
@appleratpipe
@appleratpipe 9 жыл бұрын
So is typical for immigrants to do the most criminal per capita
@l00ttf
@l00ttf 3 жыл бұрын
"do work oh yeah"😂 that's the most excited government employee ever
@hudasns23
@hudasns23 6 жыл бұрын
I died at the part, “FOOooOOoooOr” HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂
@InfamousArtisan
@InfamousArtisan 10 жыл бұрын
Actually ownage could have filed a police report on him for saying he was a cop, you can get thrown in jail for 10+ years for doing so. He almost OWNED himself! HAHAHA
@UlTrA2GaMeR
@UlTrA2GaMeR 10 жыл бұрын
No he won't go to jail for 10 years for that, but ya would get a stiff warning.
@elementzyt8467
@elementzyt8467 10 жыл бұрын
You can you're basically impersonating a cop my dad has been a cop for 15+ years
@mo2k638
@mo2k638 2 жыл бұрын
@@elementzyt8467 Your dad has been a snitch for 15+ years
@j3nny709
@j3nny709 10 жыл бұрын
It's funny how he says he's not racist while he's cursing and mocking at a person (who he thinks is Arab and Black) plus he's saying: "You do not belong in our country!" XD
@realconro
@realconro 6 жыл бұрын
Is is like a century late but the “FOOOOOORRRR” and when he said you tryna play golf or something? I started crying laughing 😂
@ivexXturbo
@ivexXturbo 8 жыл бұрын
lol.. I was expecting Russell to pop up dawg! just to hear if he felt more comfortable speaking to him.
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 9 жыл бұрын
Uh oh. He's a cop. I'm sure you're very frightened. Any minute the swat team is going to break down your door. XD
@LetsPlayArcanium
@LetsPlayArcanium 9 жыл бұрын
Lol he said he called The cops, And supposedly he's a cop xD
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 9 жыл бұрын
Leo Luv Yes. I was hoping that the sarcasm would come through.
@Enkabard
@Enkabard 9 жыл бұрын
Paul TheSkeptic Well thank god he didin't realized he is president or something... actually that woudln't work with Obama.
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 9 жыл бұрын
Web -Trawler Oh that's right, cops are never racists. .....snicker.......... BWAHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! XD
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 9 жыл бұрын
Web -Trawler Yeah, that was very subtle sarcasm. XD
@pineapplefarmer7352
@pineapplefarmer7352 9 жыл бұрын
Tyrone. That's T...Y...rone.
@RM-ds2ex
@RM-ds2ex 8 жыл бұрын
This was a lot funnier than I was expecting it to be to be honest. Really well done prank
@ryansmith6786
@ryansmith6786 2 жыл бұрын
MD5 Hash always cracks me up!🤣
@4realRecon
@4realRecon 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😆
@xunniehan
@xunniehan 9 жыл бұрын
3:42 - 3:46 How dafuq does he hold his laugh? I laughed so badly. Guess he got experience after all those prank calls.
@venturatheace1
@venturatheace1 9 жыл бұрын
"You are not welcome here" - He must be an American Indian, otherwise he's a hypocrite
@venturatheace1
@venturatheace1 9 жыл бұрын
***** Except that those "citizens" are descendants of immigrants themselves, therefore they'd be hypocrites
@venturatheace1
@venturatheace1 9 жыл бұрын
***** I wouldn't call the descendants of people who stole this land from its original owners *citizens*
@venturatheace1
@venturatheace1 9 жыл бұрын
***** Multiple wrongs don't make a right. "Oh...well the ancient Greeks and other civilizations did it so it's A-Okay if we do it" -your logic. "I dont support people coming into this country illegally" -You're as much a citizen of this country as the illegal pilgrims who fled Europe from their own problems and then claimed this land as their's. And then this "country" we know today was built on genocide, theft and racism by said people. Be apologetic all you want, this isn't your country or anyone else's country but the Native Americans'.
@venturatheace1
@venturatheace1 9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm 3/4 Navajo and the rest is Mexican(Mestizo)
@VoidDreamkiller
@VoidDreamkiller 6 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit at the "MR. STYOOOOOOPID!" Nearly choked on my canned pineapples
@CoverBrazilian
@CoverBrazilian 4 жыл бұрын
I love it when calls grown men “boy” 😂😂😂
@TheChemist187
@TheChemist187 10 жыл бұрын
I love how he says "I believe we got disconnected somehow unfortunately"
@Jey_PX
@Jey_PX 10 жыл бұрын
call him again as a police and say that you were from a police department to catch scammers!
@aliencroppie
@aliencroppie 7 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh like Ive not laughed in a long long time!!!!! Thank you!!!
@aja1108
@aja1108 7 жыл бұрын
this guy is getting pissed
@WHNorthcote
@WHNorthcote 8 жыл бұрын
This joke was so lame I had to take it out back and put it out of it's own misery.
@jesslin2346
@jesslin2346 8 жыл бұрын
ok
@truth-or-bullsit4096
@truth-or-bullsit4096 8 жыл бұрын
love it when ppl think there being funny and come up with a "joke if that's what you were going for" and end up being lamer than who there shouting out. damn i'd feel a right nob lol
@kaleblynch1357
@kaleblynch1357 8 жыл бұрын
doesn't exactly make since to "put someone out of their own misery"
@iruleyounow
@iruleyounow 7 жыл бұрын
Its a shark tank reference people.
@layauno1815
@layauno1815 7 жыл бұрын
Nah its a cool prank
@groerulesyourface
@groerulesyourface 10 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like kids raging on Xbox Live. It's hilarious!
@mrincredible7701
@mrincredible7701 8 жыл бұрын
this was the first ownage pranks video I've ever seen! once I heard Abdo say MR STYOOOPID I was immediately SOLD! ! lol the video was hilarious , after it was over I hit subscribe , and started checking out the rest of the channel . I've been a fan ever since
@GOFLuvr
@GOFLuvr 6 жыл бұрын
I fell over laughing when you said "you sound like a great person."
@EricChamplin
@EricChamplin 8 жыл бұрын
Who's watching this in 2016!?
@Bryan-T
@Bryan-T 8 жыл бұрын
+Eric Champlin Your mother.
@rollklck3214
@rollklck3214 10 жыл бұрын
I like how he says he is looking for a job, then he says he's a cop, then he says he called the police
@mrwestcottx3487
@mrwestcottx3487 Жыл бұрын
XD 😂
@ruffsnap
@ruffsnap 9 жыл бұрын
I love how dedicated he is everytime he says "we" like he's with people lmfao Calm down dude lol you're not police, you didn't file any reports xD
@X152535
@X152535 7 жыл бұрын
This guy is so out of touch with reality. He sounds like some character straight out of an 80's movie.
@bluescalpel6944
@bluescalpel6944 5 жыл бұрын
I know I'm about 6 years late but when the guy said, "I'm a cop you moron!" I was expecting a background flash of Arnold from Kindergarten Cop
@PotatoMC1
@PotatoMC1 8 жыл бұрын
'I already called the police and filed a report!' *2 minutes later* 'I work for the police department'
@Dlahusen1
@Dlahusen1 10 жыл бұрын
This guy is not racist, he is just not stupid and is standing up for himself being harassed. Ownage got owned in this call not anyone else and calling someone a racist for this is fucked up.
@Rael0505
@Rael0505 10 жыл бұрын
Ownage so didn't get owned here, see how mad this guy is? And how he's shouting all this bullshit about being a cop and stuff? He's such a moron.
@Dlahusen1
@Dlahusen1 10 жыл бұрын
You are describing trolling, not 'Ownage'. Its pretty easy to troll someone, especially when they know they are being trolled and think it is only between you and them.
@ventje8081
@ventje8081 10 жыл бұрын
Please watch the video before you comment... That idiot is pretending to be a cop or something to ''defend'' himself from what?. ''Tyrone'' didn't even ask him for a credit card, name, adress, not even his phone number, just offered him a job in which he get PAID(Supposely). What's the reason to get mad at this? For fuck shake get your shit right people...
@SonjeePax
@SonjeePax 10 жыл бұрын
Telling someone "your not welcome here" makes you a pretentious racist who thinks he has claim to a land that is ALSO not his. EVERYONE has the right to live anywhere the choose. Maybe you should look up the definition of "racist"...lots of people should.
@Dlahusen1
@Dlahusen1 10 жыл бұрын
Sonjee Pax You totally skip the context where he knew that he was being fucked with. After someone knows they are being fucked with, they are playing the same game as this troll, trying to get a rise out of them. What don't you understand about that? Isn't turnabout fair game?
@zecesario
@zecesario 8 жыл бұрын
"Consumer relations of the MD5#" THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
@WolfeTone66
@WolfeTone66 7 жыл бұрын
The guy was brilliant & he is NOT a racist... He's just a regular guy, so fuck the trolls.
@todd1896
@todd1896 7 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's racist, but I also don't think he's anywhere near brilliant, as he kept answering the phone when the prank was making him angry. He was pretty fucking stupid, but not racist.
@Malus1531
@Malus1531 7 жыл бұрын
Lame threats too. He supposedly calls 911, then he works for the police department (a cop wouldn't word it like that. Saying you "work for the police department" means you're a secretary or IT something), then he's an actual cop. Such a liar.
@TheGummybears101
@TheGummybears101 9 жыл бұрын
"I'll call back in five minutes boo boo" 😩😂😂
@ZeldaCraft1500
@ZeldaCraft1500 10 жыл бұрын
T-y-Rome lol I laughed for the whole video after that :D
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln 6 жыл бұрын
5:58 was that 2 different laughs?! Ownage doesn't work alone: confirmed!
@bigt1877
@bigt1877 6 жыл бұрын
This was the first ownage video I ever saw, and have been hooked ever since
@LeBronnyHamJames
@LeBronnyHamJames 10 жыл бұрын
T - Y - RONE .... hahaha i had to pause to burst out laughing !
@rockyriddle4209
@rockyriddle4209 10 жыл бұрын
great video!
@rockyriddle4209
@rockyriddle4209 10 жыл бұрын
***** fuck off
@iCrimy
@iCrimy 10 жыл бұрын
bobbytom420 He really does :(
@archonsouthpaw8690
@archonsouthpaw8690 10 жыл бұрын
***** How did this bullshit comment get three likes?
@iCrimy
@iCrimy 10 жыл бұрын
David Leal It because he interfered out of no where, just like how you just jumped in. but i agree, it was a shitty comeback.
@jarvissdot7700
@jarvissdot7700 3 жыл бұрын
"dayum you fast as hell" lol 😭
@vtmorphine
@vtmorphine 2 жыл бұрын
Interested in a job as a janitor then says he already works as a cop lol
@colelogan1242
@colelogan1242 10 жыл бұрын
Dude! YOU ARE SICK MAN! This prank is awesome!!! Dude, please make a new accent, can't wait to see what u still got!! Make an African accent if u can. I'm not being racist or nothing coz my mom is African American. But I would really want to hear u speak in a pure African accent.
@archonsouthpaw8690
@archonsouthpaw8690 10 жыл бұрын
He did make an African accent, can't remember which video but it was fairly recent. It's in his gay hotline series, check it out sometime.
@scj36
@scj36 10 жыл бұрын
just because you make an african accent dosn't mean you're a racist ffs.It's people like you who make this world full of political correctness.
@TheSupaaMan
@TheSupaaMan 10 жыл бұрын
scj36 ugh shut the fuck up. All he's trying to do is to not look racist in a world where a lot of things are seen racist. He did nothing wrong here, yet you have to try and start a fight. Fuck off. It is people like YOU that bring hate in the world.
@str8todamoney
@str8todamoney 10 жыл бұрын
***** People like makjdioisuisopapsdfc
@mirazaknic965
@mirazaknic965 10 жыл бұрын
he did..
@rat-girl
@rat-girl 8 жыл бұрын
4:09 I lost it at the golf part lmao
@WidyReyes
@WidyReyes 6 жыл бұрын
I love how he says "Hello?" after every hangup! 😂😂😂
@cesarvazquez4654
@cesarvazquez4654 8 жыл бұрын
lmfao I love the animated version of this prank haha when he says he's a cop and pulls the badge out of the cereal box hahahahaha I was dying!!!!!
@AdmiralShiny
@AdmiralShiny 10 жыл бұрын
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
@nuclearblackhole
@nuclearblackhole 9 жыл бұрын
Works for the police department: Calls the police department and files a report.
@rustincohle3908
@rustincohle3908 8 жыл бұрын
Is it illegal to prank call people?
@swift7536
@swift7536 8 жыл бұрын
It depends on the person your calling and if their a good sport
@BriooniVids
@BriooniVids 8 жыл бұрын
it is
@snazzy6386
@snazzy6386 8 жыл бұрын
No
@ohwironz6879
@ohwironz6879 8 жыл бұрын
No, unless it's the police.
@whiteknight9633
@whiteknight9633 8 жыл бұрын
yea it is if it continues its called harassment
@DrewMIATL
@DrewMIATL 4 жыл бұрын
When he said “fuck to ya face fuck to ya face” I lose it every time 😂😂😂😂
@TheBeanhacker
@TheBeanhacker 10 жыл бұрын
LOL, consumer relations of the MD5 Hash :3 priceless :3 #ComputerGeek
@MuddafukhingdisKUST
@MuddafukhingdisKUST 10 жыл бұрын
If he works for the police department, how come je accepted the job offer in the beginning?
@radicalraz
@radicalraz 10 жыл бұрын
well,he prob. doesn't but he said he was interested to see how far the "scammer" would take things.
@katnip526
@katnip526 6 жыл бұрын
when he said Tyrone - thats TY - RONE ....i about shit myself with uncontrollable laughter
@billymccarty9169
@billymccarty9169 8 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a while thank you
@T4coBurr1toK1ng
@T4coBurr1toK1ng 10 жыл бұрын
Are you playing golf? Fooooooooor!
@Vegitobluuuuu
@Vegitobluuuuu 8 жыл бұрын
What's your badge number dawg ? hahaahahahahahahh
@edelalbazy
@edelalbazy 6 жыл бұрын
Russell gets people too pissed off and then says "call you in 5 seconds, Booboo". Hahahha.
@walkie0talkie
@walkie0talkie 7 жыл бұрын
I'm still here, you didn't hang up the phone right hahaha
@N0LYF3
@N0LYF3 9 жыл бұрын
He told you "you dont belong in the country" because he believes you are scamming americans with the job oppourtunity, and hes not completely wrong. I mean c'mon we're smart enough here right?
@AFGalwayz
@AFGalwayz 9 жыл бұрын
come on the way he made fun of the accents and "if this was the country i'd lock you up", sounded pretty racist to me. im not saying its definitive but its pretty damn obvious that 90% chance he was racist. just because someone has an accent doesn't mean they arent US citizens. if i saw videos of him saying that to americans with no accents behaving the same way, then i'd believe you.
@KrysDaStar
@KrysDaStar 10 жыл бұрын
OWNAGE MAN, YOU ARE HILARIOUS! COULD U MAKE A NEW VOICE LIKE JAMAICAN/RASTA (bomboclat man) THAT LL BE REALLY FUNNY AND INNOVATIVE. I LOVE U VIDS MAN, KEEP IT GOING. THUMBS UP SO HE CAN SEE!!!!!
@ultikintil
@ultikintil 7 жыл бұрын
The Egyptian accent is fucking on point man, I have a friend from Egypt that sounds exactly like that!
@Lor_Kreny
@Lor_Kreny Жыл бұрын
When you said Mr. Styobid…. The execution was amazing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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