He was later admitted to the local hospital, where doctors found trace amounts of blood in his alcohol stream.

He was probably the least drunk at the party and so they sent him to do the beer run

“That last thing he needs a sober people with their judgey eyes” 😂😂😂

"The last thing a protagonist needs is sober people.... with their judgy eyes". Classic Ozzy! "It's hard to watch a good man being brought down by Tupperware"... incredible!

He’s so drunk he’s falling down while already on the ground.

I think the craziest thing is not that he's still up and moving but that somehow he was able to decide that he needs more beer.

"Uncle terry asking if his alright" "Hes like, yea im fucking... golden" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That used to be me. I can't tell you how good it feels to be sober and healthy.

I hope he drove his car home, because he's clearly too drunk to walk

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS JOURNEY TO THAT STORE

OMFG. I haven't laughed til tears in ages. The commentary just makes it more golden. Especially when one remembers being in a not so dissimilar state, just not in public though🤣🤣🤣

Guy is unkillable. Even the tupperware wasn’t powerful enough to keep him down long enough. He pulled an Undertaker move right in front of our eyes.

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak".

"It is hard to see a good man brought down by tupperware." 😂😂😂

A true gentleman to be honest. He made sure the beers stayed cold for other customers by closing the beer fridge door!! Great to be that hammered and still thinking of your fellows 😂

"Struck down by tupperware" 🤣

he is not drunk .....HIS PONYTAIL IS TOO HEAVY FOR HIM

The funniest part is, if you look at the clock, it's 11 am.

He should really wear a helmet when he drinks.

Looks like he's getting his ass kicked by the Invisible Man! 😂😂😂😂😂

"It is hard to see a good man brought down by Tupperwear"

“The last thing this guy needs is sober people with their judgy eyes.”

I don't know why this showed up in my feed. But I'm delighted it did😂😂😂

I've never seen anyone this drunk without being 10 minutes from puking. This man has an iron stomach.

He is fucking octodad!

"They lost their most determined customer." 😂😂😂

drunk guys are superheroes my mate was walking down the middle of a highway, opposite direction, hands spread wide like an eagle...ended up in a gutter...blamed us for laughing and pulling him out 💀💀

I’ve been drunk a few times but never caught on camera while drunk. I almost feel kind of sorry for him that this is documented forever. I hope he’s sobered up since then 😂

"Sober people with their judgey eyes..." hahahahahhahahaahahahah

The best part is the guy is so drunk he won’t remember any of this and then he’ll find this video one day.

I had to watch this multiple times because I couldn't see through the tears from laughing. Think I will go pee and watch it again 😂

Brain: "enough of this shit! you must be stopped! im turning off the legs! "

“It is hard to watch a good man go down by Tupperware”

Bloody brilliant, you guys need your own tv show I’m in pain from laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Give him a break hes obviously just trying to get a beer after 10 years of sailing the ocean

His mind was all there, he knew what he wanted. His body just couldn't do it.

🍺Drunks vs Stoners🚬 101: Stoners believe that Everyone knows they're high Drunks believe that NO ONE knows they're drunk

I have never laughed so hard in my life! Trying to get up...that did it for me! 😂😂😂

I've come across this video a dozen times over the years and I can't help but smile every time I watch it. Very funny.

He started his journey to the store a day ago...

I love how they stand back and allow him get out in his own sweet time, they're just happy to release him back into the wild, to play with traffic and such.

To this day , he remains the drunkest guy on the internet.

I’m a recovering alcoholic 26 years sober today 23/01/21, this is what I was like. Thank you for making me reminding what I’m grateful for, it’s also good to laugh at yourself occasionally.

He's not drunk. He's having his own personal earthquake.

"Fuller than a doctor's wallet" And "He's off his titties" are absolute classics I never get tired of.

I have to say that this guy is an inspiration. When I am this drunk, the world is spinning around me and my limbs are debating whether to serve my whims, usually all I am up for is finding the nearest horizontal surface to lay on while I count the revolutions of my brain. But this guy not only does not do that but makes it to a store, sorta acquires beer, and almost purchases it, AND evades a possible prosecution for public intoxication. This guy is a legend!

He's asking the wanker if he's alright and he's like I'm fucking golden

Are his shoes magnetic? Only Michael Jackson could lean that far without falling over!

The only thing in the world he couldn't let go was his beer! What a beer moment!

This guy is quality. I mean this guy has to have broken some kind of world record, if not multiple. Great commentary also 😁

That was impressive. The most impressive drunk I've witnessed was a guy in a pub. We arrived at about 7:00 PM, and this fellow was already passed out on the floor of a booth he shared with three friends. He laid there all night, motionless, through a loud band, much singing on the part of the crowd, even a mosh pit. As they do in that country, at midnight everyone stands and sings the national anthem. The stone drunk guy stood up, belted out the anthem, then collapsed to the floor again. His mates had to drag him out of there.

“They’ve lost their most determined customer” 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

Old but new for me. Bloody good way to start the day with a belly full of laughter😂😂😂

I always come back every year. This never gets old.

When you're this drunk, even gravity bends around you.

"Uncle terry is pearing over the fence like wilson in home improvement" 🤣

I just love this and made me a really good laugh thank you ♥️

He's going to have the worst hangover in the history of hangovers.

2:30 "A good man brought down by Tupperware", LMAO.

"They are giving him space to work" That killed me. hahaha

I re-watch this every six months or so to renew my Spirit. 😂😹

I love how he just gives characters random names like Uncle Terry and it's freaking hilarious 😆😂😅

"It is hard to see a good man brought down by tupperware..." Holy shit I was already laughing...and that line just threw me over the edge...🤣🤣🤣

0:30 I love how he had NO PROBLEM grabbing his beer of choice. Like he turned the drunk on pause for a sec!

I never get tired of watching this. It's almost like slapstick comedy and a cartoon combined. God's Own Drunk!

He figured out the problem at the end: his ear needed to be cleaned. It was throwing off his balance.

When he later sobered up he wondered where his wheelchair went.

"It's haard to see a good man brought down by tuppaware" - priceless stuff, Ozzy Man.

Still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

THIS will always be the single goddamn funniest thing ever posted to KZfaq. I've watched it a dozen times and I laugh harder every time.

Filmed in 2009 and I bet he still has a hangover

"I think the problem is his head, it's throwing him off balance" hahaha, yeah, that big brain of his is weighing him down.

"I am standing straight, the world is crooked." -Trapper John

This was so funny thanks, great commentary!

2:25 mission failed, we'll get em next time

I nearly died laughing when he grabbed the bowl

I've seen this so many times I never get sick of it because it's just so effing funny it always makes me laugh so loud and hard and yes tears thanks for such a funny funny video 😂😅

ive seen this 100 times and i will see it 100 more. one of the greatest videos of all time

Wish he could narrate my life

His body: stay down His mind: get up His determination: lvl 5000

This and the speedboat video are Ozzy's best , nothing comes close to them 🤣🤣🤣

The crossed legs meditation breaks were interesting, lol.

" He's like "Dear Lord, please make me strong again." " Hahahaha

You guys are so naïve... He's obviously being assaulted by a ghost.

I was crying,brilliant lads

I've seen the original video but this one is 100% funnier 🤣 I laughed so hard my gut hurts.

What he lacked in dexterity, he made up for in shear will.

I just realized it’s only around 11 in the morning in this video..... Jesus.

This is still for me, the FUNNIEST video on the Internet. The commentary just makes it absolute perfection.

this never gets old.

Ozzy man, you are just about the funniest bastard I've ever heard comment on videos lol. I love your stuff man

Best fight between two brain cells I've seen for a long time.

The clearest sign that this guy is drunk is that he selected Budweiser from the beer cooler.

"the lasthing our protagonist needs is sober people with judgey eyes"😂😂

Still laughing at this (can't do the math) this many yrs later. Gravity. My friend does this at least once a week. I really need to video it.

My question is -- how the fck did he get from point A to point B ( B being the Liqour store)??????????

Even in this situation he is still looking for beer. That's courage 👏👏👏

1:40 - "I'm f...... golden!" Just one of many highlights in this masterpiece!

How many times can I come back to watch this video? Yes.

I think we found the insect guy from Men In Black