"P List" | Episode 44 | NEW RORY & MAL

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Күн бұрын

In this episode, Mal attempts to steer Rory, once again, down a dark and horny path, but luckily we are on the brink of war and were able to pivot to darker news and predictions. They send prayers to Ukraine (and us, to be honest), and try to decide which letter of the alphabet the guy's celebrity falls under. Rory attempts to show the room a dance move literally no one has ever seen before, and then they address the mess that is hip-pop culture right now. They touch on Kanye's Donda 2 performance, Jus Blaze & MF Doom's uncanny voice resemblance, practice their bars for each other in their upcoming rap battle, + more.
00:00:00 - Start Of Show
00:04:00 - Getting Revenge On Past Lovers
00:06:55 - We're Going Into War?
00:12:30 - P-List Celebrities
00:15:50 - Tick Tock Dance
00:18:30 - Stop Trying To Break Every Story
00:23:00 - United Ginger Society
00:27:20 - Twitter Beefin'
00:37:15 - Ukraine and Russia Update
00:38:50 - Ep 2 of Jeen-Yuhs
00:50:24 - Donda 2 Show
01:00:35 - Euphoria S02 Ep07
01:15:50 - Rory VS Mal Rap Battle
01:20:00 - Sneaker Battle Hosted By Smoke Dza
01:25:20 - Chattin' With Salehe
Follow The Guys:
Rory - @ThisIsRory
Mal - @Mal_ByTheWay
Follow The Crew:
Demaris - ? ? ? ? ?
Eddin - @ThankYouEddin
Karl - @KarlLunz
Grab your merch:
newrorynmal.com/

Пікірлер: 561

@darryllarsen8924 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you mal for speaking on the situation going on with Ukraine and Russia. I am an American citizen and an American soldier stationed in Germany. We support your support. We are experiencing scary times right now. Just know I've been putting my fellow soliders on to this podcast. We love what you guys are doing. I've been a fan of the two of you since the good days of the JBP Boyz back for business. But shout out to demaris (Hope I spelled it right) we appt you guys. In this time you are the home away from home. I have the podcast blasting and Invite soliders to listen to the newest podcast. The U.S army loves you

@marcspector76 2 жыл бұрын

Keep fighting the good fight, brother.

@sinclair7788 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service and praying for your safety 💚

@lady2sakura2006 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you all for everything you’re doing 🙏🏾

@wessideATL1 2 жыл бұрын

I was stationed in Illesheim, Germany at Storck barracks in the early 90s.. Stay safe!!!

@LoneGRoEnt 2 жыл бұрын

How does it feel to serve under Joe Biden?

@davontaeowens848 2 жыл бұрын

Rory tick tock move was CRAZY lmao. Then Mal came in with the “what club they was getting that off in” 😂😂😂

@kingkhu 2 жыл бұрын

Mal sang Blink-182 without any prompting?!?! He must be so comfortable now, I’m happy to see it!

@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын

That's sick 🤣😂

@VikktorVampiir 2 жыл бұрын

Damaris planting hair under his pillow as the main chic is siiick af 🤣🤣 she still kinda sound a lil salty

@bron5025 2 жыл бұрын

When you think about it, that's funnier than the side doin it.

@croooks1052 2 жыл бұрын

Just goes to show she was a side chick that was doing more then the other side chick lol

@tinasmith5442 2 жыл бұрын

Damaris rocks!

@VikktorVampiir 2 жыл бұрын

@@tinasmith5442 yea she mad cool we jus havin' fun 😅

@sagalahmed8876 2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad the boys got their own platform to talk that uninterrupted s**t. I watch every upload.

@muggachase7188 2 жыл бұрын

They been cooking lately

@bumbmofo1 2 жыл бұрын

Ahah you make a good point true that joe would never let them do what they do, I like joe but he’s to insecure towards the pod always stoping flowing convos scared of boring the viewers

@xMXWLx 2 жыл бұрын

its been a year. how long you gonna be glad???

@gel0121 2 жыл бұрын

Jbp better

@xMXWLx 2 жыл бұрын

"we did it joe."

@MrGrayWillSeeYouNow 2 жыл бұрын

Rory: “Who else but us?” Mal: “Mad people sold out SOBs than us”😂😂😂

@TheBrob1983 2 жыл бұрын

Somebody turn rory into a moving clock wall paper please🤣

@OhVelleYeah 2 жыл бұрын

The visual for the “tick tock” didn’t disappoint. The way Mal looked up at the demonstration was perfect.

@justadude1477 2 жыл бұрын

The first 40 seconds of the pod were fucking crazy 😂😂😂😂

@se7enisrael 2 жыл бұрын

Should've been the thumbnail

@BOSG74 2 жыл бұрын

I came just to see it from the podcast app

@CPUMALONE 2 жыл бұрын

@a-manthedj13 2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@drecafe911 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha “ Is your throat raw???” as the intro is wild 😜 she the greatest I swear

@ojeda88 2 жыл бұрын

The show opening up with Mal saying "no my throat isn't raw nicca" is wild. KMSL 🤣🤣🤣

@marcusmac12 2 жыл бұрын

Him calling Demaris a bird was hilarious

@PricesPicks 2 жыл бұрын

The breakdown of Quentin Tarentino is my exact thoughts LMAO

@hennyblanko2980 2 жыл бұрын

Tarentino tellin Sam Jack to, “Put some funk on it;” is krazy 😭😭😭

@bryancole4022 2 жыл бұрын

Why Rory not on his toes 😂

@earlydismissal5984 2 жыл бұрын

Cuz y’all called him out for doing it last time 😂😂😂

@PedroRodriguez-mv3by 2 жыл бұрын

I was dying when he be on his tip toes

@sinamen516 2 жыл бұрын

Yall done bullied that man 😩😂

@samovella9524 2 жыл бұрын

Anxiety beating him

@sandrasrose3527 2 жыл бұрын

I’m screaming 💀

@Zerrific 2 жыл бұрын

I love Mal’s corny joke moments 😂😂😂

@rickjames21 2 жыл бұрын

I wish they could have shown the "Never Let Me Down" Jay-z recording session coz Hov spazzed on that joint...

@chrisd8006 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for all the hard work guys

@hansjean-gilles603 2 жыл бұрын

Yo Mal's transitions/segues are HILARIOUS!! 🤣🤣

@Henry-kv7zl Жыл бұрын

Calling a segway a segew is yucky even though you probably right 😂

@chloejay8791 2 жыл бұрын

1:18:40 Demaris & Rory really pulled Mal’s card on the rap battle 😩😂

@sinamen516 2 жыл бұрын

They had me weak af talking about the tick tock clock dance 😭😭😭

@kerendiaz4695 2 жыл бұрын

16:00 Mal need to add the “Bangkok” dance move metaphor to his bars against Rory 😂😂

@shae1287 2 жыл бұрын

at this point demaris might as well get a chair and pod🤷🏾‍♀️

@SocialDrones 2 жыл бұрын

Truly appreciate the integrity of these fellas. I can no longer stomach that other pod (which shall remain nameless).

@user-lg3dk5gv9i 2 жыл бұрын

Mal: The monkey 🦧 can’t look the lion 🦁 in the face Rory: I never heard that, term before🤨 Me: Me Either 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

@Julesfrequency 2 жыл бұрын

Mal not knowing kanye produced stand up makes me wonder on all the other songs he doesnt know ye produced, you’d be suprised all the classic songs we don’t know he did. & CARTER 2&3 are CLASSIC ALBUMS MAL

@arterdaniel7878 2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate the pod 💪🏾🙏🏾

@thankyou6610 2 жыл бұрын

This Blink song has to be the entrance song for your next live shows!!!

@r.porter1300 2 жыл бұрын

Rory finally put his foot down like a man? I just caught my own double entendre 😂

@kimanianderson7099 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it🤷🏿‍♂️

@r.porter1300 2 жыл бұрын

@@kimanianderson7099 he sits with his tip toes pointed. “I’m putting my foot down on this one” is a saying, mainly used by men finally telling their wives no to something

@Henry-kv7zl Жыл бұрын

Triple entendre, don't even ask me how....🔥🔥

@dondavo_ 2 жыл бұрын

They should end with “I’m Mal that’s Rory” .. “I’m Rory that’s Mal” .. they could switch between whoever closes out the show and keep that simple

@thecunninlynguist 2 жыл бұрын

Mal / Rory singing some blink 82 in the beginning was funny as hell...also forgot Barker was in that group. Demaris putting her hair in the bed to try and get the side piece mad cause she knew her dude was cheating is funny, cause like they said, he/she wouldn't care, lol. Wish rory would've spit some of those bars he was thinking of though. Also the segment of trying to break every story was so true. Tired of news sites and personalities trying to be first than right.

@rodolphesalvant47 2 жыл бұрын

Take a shot everytime Mal says "culture"

@shey469 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 when this nigga Mal started to sayingbprayer and condolences to Ukraine after saying freak shit is fucking nuts

@empressoflife5954 2 жыл бұрын

I listened on spot.. & now I get to watch!!!

@630zazou 2 жыл бұрын

It's the only way. They're my drug of choice.

@bumbmofo1 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like addiction! We all hooked

@marc2672 2 жыл бұрын

Rory an Mal I'm sorry I been missing out. This shit is hilarious

@t.woodii7797 2 жыл бұрын

Not even 20 minutes in and they on the mess - tears 😂😂

@Sandy-rc5kt 2 жыл бұрын

Rory was doing the YMCA dance 😂😂😂

@irisotero6561 2 жыл бұрын

Always on the “wait list” lol Here cause there’s no better pod IMO. Don’t @ me 😝

@jonp9300 2 жыл бұрын

Mal ignoring his wrong take on Tory like women ignore accountability

@zachanator2011 2 жыл бұрын

The clip of him calling Tory a sucka on Money over fallouts is the funniest shit in the world 😂😂

@Twenty2mke 2 жыл бұрын

The rush to get news out is truly ridiculous. It's so bad that, not only the articles themselves, but even the titles (the first thing readers see!) be littered with misspellings and grammar mistakes like they completely bypass proofreading and editing.

@BlueTurn 2 жыл бұрын

Fax news including real life events are riddled with errors and mistakes all cause people want the first scoop and that extra bit of attention from being first

@AntHardaway4 2 жыл бұрын

Son I done read articles and the article itself is basically saying “we cannot confirm we just wrote this hoping were first”

@LeoOli1990 2 жыл бұрын

"Sometime who ever gets there first is the winner" is true but Fuckin hilarious to say out loud !

@peterhenriquez7148 2 жыл бұрын

They just said dancers and running backs have the same shelf life 😂😂

@vvc7163 2 жыл бұрын

Damaris said "Murda Mal" and nobody said a thing 😭

@t.woodii7797 2 жыл бұрын

Orange you emotional 🤣🤣 I love this pod.

@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын

I thoroughly enjoyed the sneaker battle!

@mikylepercentie8195 2 жыл бұрын

“Touch Rim and Lick” is insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lookinahh420 2 жыл бұрын

Let me find out Damaris is fine….

@Lykqueefied 2 жыл бұрын

Dead off "add some more funk on it". That's fucking hilarious to say to Samuel L.

@EpicGammingCrew 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for including the song title in the bottom left

@ItsErica_Rose 2 жыл бұрын

Rory.. u just go keep doing the dance😂😂

@DmaxxZ 2 жыл бұрын

Best pod in the game 😤😤

@SaleemAli-ke4ro 2 жыл бұрын

Mal really don't want Tory to be innocent 🤣

@TheRetroWorld 2 жыл бұрын

yo mal's face when rory started dancing had me dead 😂 😂

@cruzanassassin 2 жыл бұрын

This episode was fucking hilarious... Mal and the clock had me crying 😂

@artbyabnormal 2 жыл бұрын

Mal needs to stop lying about not watching porn as a grown man. He knows names and scene details.

@mcbdllc136 2 жыл бұрын

Facts ni99as watch porn with they girl

@PurpleLionRs 2 жыл бұрын

I swear in the last episode eden asked when should a man stop watching porn. Mal screamed never and rory said he just gave his dad his bangbros info. 😂

@LordsNeverWorry32212 2 жыл бұрын

Funny because on the JBP he admitted a couple years he’s watched Jada Stevens for HOURS before which is why they surprised him at that live show where they blindfolded him and had her come sit on his lap

@mcbdllc136 2 жыл бұрын

@@LordsNeverWorry32212 she was sitting on the pogo stick nah she is cool people tho takes pipe like a champ🏆

@SammydaSquid_CBR 2 жыл бұрын

Mal shoe game...GOAT Level...🤑

@kelydejesus4097 2 жыл бұрын

Keep it a rap battle. Moment Rory invites Mal to his hands like he did Joe, we know it’s over

@247mrb 2 жыл бұрын

We need this battle!!

@Legendarynfoknights 2 жыл бұрын

"What club was they doing that move at Rory?" 😂🤣🤧🤧🤧😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂

@jojan715 2 жыл бұрын

you can’t imagine , but she brought that shit to social media 😂😂

@InDueTime25 2 жыл бұрын

Rory: I love you but still phuck you though but I still want to phuck you though, is hilarious. That rant should have continued.

@xchxmpagnepxpix 5 ай бұрын

This is one of the best episodes of R&M of all time.

@JasthePhilo 2 жыл бұрын

Yoooo “p list” celebrity sent me !! 😂😂

@xMXWLx 2 жыл бұрын

"Would your sperm be considered Dr. Pepper?" 🤔🤣💀

@eastzoobridge 2 жыл бұрын

1:04:22 Rory funny af 😭😭😭 1:19:33 Rory warning Mal that he got bars, but Mal dissing on the spot lol. That EO bar was 🔥

@JaeThaGemini 2 жыл бұрын

Mal been extremely sus lately

@JQUE94 2 жыл бұрын

On the Spike Lee point, I think it's just with the times we're in it's more "what have you done now". Spikes recent pieces havent been groundbreaking like his old movies and a lot of them were meant for that time.

@spicey9780 2 жыл бұрын

I really appreciate Demaris moderating...she ask good questions like " can you tell us how you got to sperm donor?" 👏👏😂😂

@LoneGRoEnt 2 жыл бұрын

Cracking up on the build up to the rap battle.

@wilseph1 2 жыл бұрын

Rory suggesting Chappelle as Game was out of control 🤣🤣🤣

@jackinralph1 2 жыл бұрын

Rory has pure tears coming out of my eye with this Tick Tok move WTH is going on

@Blvck215 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing

@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын

If Rory doesn't add a clock to the merch with his arms moving

@D415h4n34 2 жыл бұрын

Wait, did D really end the episode with Send Nudes?!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jdfree6683 2 жыл бұрын

I thought I heard that also..lol

@taijae8092 2 жыл бұрын

That fake cry Rory was doing had me dying 💀🤣 1:04:00

@elmascavidal1797 2 жыл бұрын

Mal & Rory…. The Malone & Stockton of the podcast game…. ⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

@jdeleszekable 2 жыл бұрын

Gets better every week

@graymaybe8587 2 жыл бұрын

“Orange you emotional” lmao 😂

@jarreylquinonez2583 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best intros 😂 only because it was stupid and meh but very funny

@britneytansil8118 2 жыл бұрын

Whoever decided to give Demaris a mic THANK YOU!!! She is lit on this pod😂😂

@ImMaculatEVisuals 2 жыл бұрын

When Damaris cut Rory off about Tyler Perry was so funny lmaoooo

@jehrardmartin4340 2 жыл бұрын

Mal's like the girl you take on a date, but she stay on her phone. Bro I took my time to be here, act like you want to be here lol

@jasonforte409 2 жыл бұрын

Lol that's hilarious

@cjjxr 2 жыл бұрын

Telling a man to pay attention to you is nasty

@brieljones23 2 жыл бұрын

He deserves an Oscar for crushing that instant mac and cheese Lmaoo

@jeremyds1708 2 жыл бұрын

Love how mal said he isn’t a sneaker head but wearing shoes that haven’t officially been released yet

@stephentodd6955 2 жыл бұрын

Good episode!

@kxngched97 2 жыл бұрын

LMAOO the way this ep. started off

@ballsdeep6548 2 жыл бұрын

At da end of da day, Meg still got her boots smoked 😂

@romemakes794 2 жыл бұрын

I love when the give Ye more flowers, donda 2 going to be crazy... When he finishes the verses!

@saturnteatree 2 жыл бұрын

Mal u betta shoot them sublimes at Big Hamburger AK lmaoooooo

@cjmatthews15 2 жыл бұрын

That was a nasty segway 😂😂

@Julesfrequency 2 жыл бұрын

Rory the realest for giving kanye his props for donda 2 i was worried bout what they were gonna say cus i love this album and rory kept it 100 w facts

@kingjah6420 2 жыл бұрын

It gives ye a level of respect above other megastars to name him ep

@otm1016 2 жыл бұрын

Never miss an episode, id listen to it on Apple, but I need to physically see mal cringe at rory's freaky white boy perspectives

@ThaLocOne 2 жыл бұрын

Not gon lie I know this Verzuz is about hip hop but when Rory played Blink 182 I was thinking dannn that would be cool if they did a rock or country Verzuz but Ayee who am I 😂😂😂😂

@ChocolateThaiE 2 жыл бұрын

I WANT THAT!!!