0:49 Unintentional Origami King forshadowing

You can put them all in categories : 1-4 : Cutting things 5-7 : Wind 8-10 : Vacuum 11- 13 : Too much water 14-16 : (good) music 17-19 : Homerun 20-22 : Heavy things 23-25 : Light 26-28 : Electric 29-32 : Bowl over 33-34 : Vibration 😂 35-37 : Heat 38-40 : Fire 41-43 : Freeze/Ice 44-46 : Water/Shooting 47-49 : Sponges 50-52 : Jigglypuff 53-55 : Immobile weapons 56-58 : Special 59-61 : Stomping/Squishing 62 : I don't even know 63-64 : Support + awesome music

4:43 The best orchestra ever

I'm pretty sure some of these were just for satire, to be honest, when I saw these used in a playthough, some I laughed quite the lot. Though have you guys any idea how much patience and effort were put into making these? None of these animations look crappy at all; they match the elusive and powerfulness of the Things. I honestly find this game enjoyable on a laugh-out-loud level, which is what I think they were aiming for.

17:58 Game: Happy Birthday, Mario! Mario: Dafaq? It ain't even my birthday!

Some of these things are brutal. It makes Mario look like a cruel paper assassin

17:40 I think Nintendo's running out of ideas

9:06 IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US **Jumps through window** *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

14:54 The tape has betrayed Mario

11:23 I totally remember a Newspaper blowing out snow.

These things look like they don't belong in a Mario game at all. It reminds me of the Looney Tunes episode Duck Amuck. 12:15 The first official Mario first person shooter. 18:24 Finally a reference to the Super Mario Land games. They should do that more often.

17:41 WHAT THE H!

boombox+infijump=overpowered

(9:08) Okay, okay. I'm coming! Hello? "I'm sorry. Your princess is on another line." (Tone) Hello? Hello?! HELLO!!?

17:41 and a dancin roast turkey

The air conditioner one said newspaper, 11:27

9:04 “Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?” “No! This is Patrick!”

Now here's somthing you don't see every day- a turkey dancing. LOL!

If Paper Mario ever makes it into Smash Bros, I'd love for one of these to be his Final Smash.

12:12 the squirt gun was always my favorite

11:26 I didn't know a air conditioner was a newspapper

That violin. Here's my transcript: **Clapping** Ewee ew ee ew EEEEEEEEE bkhdvikuebhadsilheffkucbshaahbdvfk

17:39 turkeys my fav 😂

11:15 This should be air Conditioner!

0:10 The Sewing Scissors. Elegantly deals low Cutting damage to all enemies. 0:30 The Hair Shears. Deals massive Cutting damage to all enemies. May leave some hair on them too. Gross. 0:50 The Scissors. The original Thing! Accept no substitutes! Deals ultra Cutting damage to all enemies. 1:16 The Tailor Shears. He who wields it will become king, or save Hyrule, or have their souls drained or something. It's not important. What IS important is that it deals immense Cutting damage to all enemies. 1:38 The Bellows. Deals low Wind damage to all enemies. 1:57 The Paper Fan. A fan from another dimension that can cleave through a building with a single slice...wait, isn't this a Pokemon that exists already? Deals massive Wind damage to all enemies. 2:18 The Fan. I'm your biggest-wait, wrong meme. NYARGLEBARGLE! THAT's more like it. Deals ultra Wind damage to all enemies. 2:38 The Mini Vacuum. I know what you're all thinking, and you're all SICK. Deals low Suction damage to all enemies. 2:58 The Upright Vacuum. The kind people actually USE. Deals massive Suction damage to all enemies. 3:19 The Vacuum. This would make for a great movie monster. Then again, a giant vacuum is only terrifying to dogs and paper creatures. Deals ultra Suction damage to all enemies. 3:39 The Watering Can. An ancient rain spirit is contained in this thing. No, wait, I think that's just actual water rather than the paper we use as water. Deals low Water damage to all enemies. 3:54 The Faucet. Then you'd better go catch it! Deals massive Water damage to all enemies. 3:54 The Teapot. Goes well with cookies, purple, Aspergers, possessive love, cutting yourself for sexual kicks, and stabbing yourself to death because your "Senpai" said the wrong thing. Oh, and it deals ultra Water damage to all enemies too. 4:30 The Trumpet. We played off our asses for this. Literally, we PLAYED THE TRUMPET WITH OUR ASSES. Deals low Sound damage to all enemies. 4:43 The Violin. I shit you not, this was Miyamoto during development: "Sate, min'na, sūpāmarioburazāzu no tēma o kanōnakagiri chūtohanpa ni purei shiyou!" (Okay, guys, play the Super Mario Bros theme as half-assedly as you can!) Deals massive Sound damage to all enemies. 5:02 The Guitar. As a bonus, when the performance is over, you can use it as a Hammer sticker! Deals ultra Sound damage to all enemies. 5:24 The Newspaper. It has flies and other unspeakable things on it...gross. Deals low (and very unsanitary) Wood damage to all enemies. 5:41 The Toy Bat. Something about an island and baseball...? Deals massive Wood damage to all enemies. 5:55 The Bat. Fuck you, Tower Power Pokey. Deals ultra Wood damage to all enemies. 6:15 The Square Can. Wait, there are SQUARE cans?! Deals low Metal damage to one enemy. 6:23 The Basin. Fun fact, over in Japan, this is used in anime and what have you to replace the old gag with the anvil on the head. No wonder it deals massive Metal damage, a not-anvil falling on your melon would hurt a lot too! 6:28 The Metal Drum. HOW HIGH CAN YOU GET? Deals ultra Metal damage to all enemies. 6:42 The Lightbulb. It's not the brightest tool in the shed, but it still sure packs a punch. Wait, I was supposed to STOP at the first bit? Aww, that'a a perfectly good All Star joke ruined. Deals low Light damage to all enemies and makes them Dizzy. 6:54 The Flashlight. **passive-aggressively shakes flashlight and deals massive Light damage while making enemies Dizzy** 7:07 The Searchlight. THIS IS A RAID! HANDS UP! ALL YOUR-oh....oh, these mushrooms are for restoring HP? Deals ultra Light damage to all enemies and makes them dizzy. 7:21 The Watch Battery. Deals low Electric damage to all enemies. 7:34 The D-Cell Battery. Couldn't we have used, like, a pack of Triple-As for this?! Deals massive Electric damage to all enemies. 7:50 The Car Battery. Poor Huey. Deals ultimate Electric damage to all enemies. 8:03 The Billiard Ball. Will I slaughter enemies with this? Deals low Rolling damage to all enemies. 8:13 The Curling Stone. Freeze + Rock = massive rolling damage to all enemies. Not Curling Kirby or something. 8:23 The Bowling Ball. N I C E T H R O W ! ! Deals ultra Rolling damage to all enemies. 8:50 The Trophy. It's actually a trophy of dishonor for "Worst Sequel." Don't mention it to Mario or he'll fly off the handle. Oh, and it deals immense Uncategorized damage to all enemies too. 9:02 The Cell Phone. Whoops, butt dial. Deals low Earthquake damage to all enemies and Crumples them. 9:15 The Jackhammer. You hate this thing, don't you? Deals ultra Earthquake damage to all enemies and Crumples them. 9:30 The Radiator. Deals low Fire damage to all enemies. 9:53 The Hair Dryer. That's barely what people use it for, but okay. Deals massive Fire damage to all enemies. 10:13 The Oven. Bakes enemies at 380 for 5 seconds to reach maximum deliciousness and deal ultra Fire damage. 10:24 The Magnifying Glass. Your enemies are but ants. Paper ants. Deals low Explosive damage to one enemy. 10:38 The Matchstick. Don't play with these. Deals massive Explosive damage to all enemies. 10:49 The Lighter. It is, quite literally, lit. Deals ultimate Explosive damage to all enemies. 11:04 The Shaved Ice. Brain freeze!! Deals low Ice damage to all enemies. 11:21 The Air Conditioner. People still use this kind?! Deals massive Ice damage to all enemies. 11:40 The Refrigerator. Every time you use this Thing, a polar bear dies. You bastard. Deals ultra Ice damage to all enemies. 11:58 The Soda. And of course some Stingbies got in it. Deals low Water damage to all enemies. 12:18 The Squirt Gun. Woomy! Deals varying Water damage to all enemies. 12:38 The Rubber Ducky. It's worth a lot of EXP! Oh, wait, wrong game. Deals magnificent Water damage to all enemies. 16:01 The Balloon. The way it works here is kind of like busting a- ...wait, this game IS rated M for Mature, right? No? Oh, good, I didn't really think the kiddies could handle it. Deals ultra Uncategorized damage to all enemies. 16:32 The Pocket Watch. TIME, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!! Stops enemies in their tracks. 16:42 The Cat O' Luck. That's right! Deals low Uncategorized damage to all enemies. 17:03 The High Heels. And then they get stuck in an escalator. Deals low Uncategorized damage to one enemy. 17:21 The Goat. Mmm, fresh Goomba! Deals immense Uncategorized damage to all enemies. 17:41 The Turkey. Now those are some TASTY dance moves!! Deals massive Uncategorized damage to all enemies. 18:15 The Cake. ...Happy birthday, dear Mario....Or not. Even if it isn't your birthday, still, CAKE! Recovers 60 HP. 18:24 The Boom Box. These beats are out of this world! Doubles Mario's attack for up to four turns.

2:44-2:50 Inanimate insanity Bomb's voice

So apparently air conditioner = newspaper

Dat Turkey tho 😂😂😂😂😂

2:10 splatoon in a nutshell

So nobody Gonna talk that there is 64 thing sticker

For all the stickers, even the normal and healing ones, there is an A button 'action command' to make them more effective

At 11:16 word air conditioner (on upper-right side) was mistaken. This word is replaced on word Newspaper.

15:55 balloon warning!

The water gun is just genius

I really like the hair shears and their little dance

The turkey animation was so silly!

I feel like the cake should do something extra (like give you a power boost) on your birthday.

If there's ever a repainted version of this game, I would love to see what the squirt gun cutscene/minigame looks like.

All special things For Mario: 1.Boombox = Doubling 2.Cake = Healing For enermies: 2.Sewing Scissors = Cutting 3.Hair Shears = Cutting 4.Scissors = Cutting 5.Tailor Shears = Cutting 6.Bellows = Wind 7.Paper Fan = Wind 8.Fan = Wind 9.Mini Vacuum = Sucking 10.Upright Vacuum = Sucking 11.Vacuum = Sucking 12.Watering Can = Water 13.Faucet = Water 14.Teapot = Water 15.Trumpet = Noisy 16.Violin = Noisy 17.Guitar = Noisy 18.Newspaper = Whacking 19.Toy Bat = Whacking 20.Bat = Whacking 21.Square Can = Falling Hit 22.Basin = Falling Hit 23.Drum = Falling Hit 24.Lightbulb = Shining 25.Flashlight = Shining 26.Searchlight = Shining 27.Watch Battery = Electric 28.D-Cell Battery = Electric 29.Car Battery = Electric 30.Billard Ball = Rolling Hit 31.Curling Stone = Sliding Hit 32.Bowling Ball = Rolling Hit 33.Trophy = Hit By Ball 34.Cell Phone = Noise 35.Jackhammer = Driling 36.Radiator = Heat 37.Hair Dryer = Heat 38.Oven = Heat 39.Magnefying Glass = Burning 40.Matches = Burning 41.Lighter = Burning 42.Shaved Ice = Freezing 43.Air Conditioner = Freezing 44.Refrigarater = Freezing 45.Soda = Soggy 46.Squirt Gun =Soggy 47.Rubber Ducky = Sqishing + 4 Little Sqishing 48.Powder Puff = Deflecting 49.Sponge = Deflecting 50.Car Sponge = Deflecting 51.Pillow = Sleeping 52.Bed = Sleeping 53.Luxurious Bed =Damage Sleeping 54.Tape = Sticking 55.Thumbtack = Sticking(Sharp) 56.Staper = Sticking(2 Sided Sharp) 57.Fishhook = Fishing Water Enermies 58.Balloon = Popping Noise 59.Pocket Watch = Stopping Time 60.Cat-O-Luck = Sqishing 61.High Heel = Stepping Twice 62.Goat =Chewing 63.Turkey = Kicking 64.Birthday Cake = Healing I AM GLAD TO SEE THIS SHOWCASE MADE BY MY SON AND HOPEFULLY, I'LL BE ABLE TO DO Paper Mario Colour Splash!

I would say I don't have a favorite (Edit: actually I really love the mini vaccum)

this is awesome dude

If u press A multiple times, it's more powerful

11:24 that is definitely not an AC... ITS NEWSPAPER

The battery themes are so great.

This video was gold after 8 years of upload

The matches and bomb-ombs were a magnificent display.

When the wiggler runs away in the bafflewood it will reveal a secret area. When you find the wiggler piece go further until you reach a stump with a bowling ball on it. If you go there later it will be replaced with a trophy and the bowling ball will be at strike lake.

Thankyou for posting this I've been worred about wasting thing stickers on bosses because I didn't know what some of them did. Oh and the roast chicken was my favourite.

One of the BIGGEST reasons i LOVEEEE this game like just Aaaaaaaaaaa

11:15 newspaper? No airconditioner

I loved this when i was a kid

youre freaking awesome!

If you get the action command right for the pillow, bed, and luxurious bed, you become awake and are able to attack the enemies.

All of the stickers, even the normal, and mushroom ones, have action command timings to make them more effective

Love the Super Mario Land 2 reference on the last one.

Ohgod, that Boom Box, I recall that music! That's the stage from the boss level in Space Zone, Super Mario Land 2. C:

I've just realised, the song playing from the Boom Box is the Star Maze music from Super Mario Land 2: The Golden Coins.

I love the refrigerator thing sticker the most

nice video

Thank you!

I liked the scissors when they attack in group formation

The Balloon and Cake Things basically turn the 3DS's microphone into a spirometer, which is a device used to measure the strength of a person's lungs by having them blow into a sensor and measure how long it takes for them to blow up a virtual balloon or blow out virtual birthday candles!

turkey dance team go XD

Newspaper is not cold, Its a Air Conditioner.

I remember watching this, nostalgia

the boombox uses mario land's 2 star maze song :)

This is what I was looking for!!!!!

Well that is the best thing I can think of!

omg thx for puttin them in # order i was only missing ONE of 64 in my meusem (turns out i never put my goat sticker in my muesem)!!!! :)

I LIKE ALL OF THEM :D

Love Taylor shears so cool and epic better with doubled power!

I like the music that plays with the soda and the cake those r my fab :D

If you use a leaf and a fishhook (in any battle) you will have a megaflash jump

1:11 TOTAL BADASS PAIR OF SCISSORS U GOT THERE! :D

You can go back to the original place you found the sticker and get it back after using it. You can also buy it back in toad town.

11:22 I never saw a newspaper that produces cold air

Turkey is so hilarious 😂

3:18 The giant vacuum!

ALL OF THEM

Anyone notice that song the stereo plays is from that space level from mario land 2? that's pretty sweet!! :D

Love the turkey

THE NEWSPAPER ISN'T ABOUT COLD IT'S ABOUT BASEBALL

The Tailor Shears I shed a tear, it was so epic

Yes, the best thing you, not me, can think of.

so cool

I know there are already comments about this but Idc If Paper Mario made it into smash here's what is move set could be like: Neutral B: FireBall - Mario could be able charge this to maximum size and then throw it like in Color Splash. Side B: Hammer- keep holding the button for a slap hammer maybe? Recovery: Airplane - turn into a paper airplane like in Paper Jam.Teammates can grab onto the airplane and steer it. Down B: Item - Paper Mario can choose an item. This move has a 10 second cooldown. Final smash: 1:11 - the player could keep pressing the B button for more faster/stronger cuts. The cuts will deal damage and then when the scissor closes all players get launched. What do you think?

9:04 when your Mum is calling you but you can't come to the phone right now xD

At number 42 : that a air conditioner

11:22 what a refreshing cold air cond it is

the boom box is like the best

17:03 CBT in paper mario

I can't believe that the luxurious bed can damage enemy's that's crazy

And now that I have seen what all the Thing Stickers do, not even they are worth playing for anymore!

the bed and pillow are funny they both make you asleep!:D

That trumpet is so loud it might wake up King Neptune!

Favorite : Vaccum cleaner (the freaking music!!!!) 2nd favorite : Boombox (music again)

I either like the balloon or the cake... they are both good. I also like thumbtack because I can always get an excellent with it. :D

Favorite is hair shears the animation is hilarious

The air conditioner, number 42, you have as newspaper.

So..a bunch of them are just clones of each other, with perhaps some small changes in damage, careful you don't hurt yourself thinking there buddy.