My fetus child said that “Memeulous is the best youtuber and you should subscribe to him” Im so proud of raising such a good alpha republican reptile

I asked my cat "Do you want your treat?" and Jesse (my cat) said, "We need a global system for the protection and nurturing of animals. Your charity is all very fine, but in the long run mere charity is insecure for canines and felines around the world." I was amazed that he said it. Sorry if you don't believe me, but I was there.

I still remember that time my five year old son approached me one day and told me,

The newborn in my basement started talking about car insurance and how i have an extended warranty, im so proud of him 😇

“Santa was sent by Satan.”

My daughter once came up to me and said “dada maybe we are all trying to get our swamps back not realising we are pushing people away who want to be there for us, we should all take a step back and see past our swamp and look at the world” she’s 5 months old, never been prouder

my first words as an infant were “I love george memeulous ♡”.

if you are raising children and believe in flat earth...? Child protective services need to be keeping a close eye on you.

Lmao the Kennedy's fruit loops sounds something I'd say at 9 after watching some weird conspiracy theory documentary

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My two year old picked up a jigglypuff and went “oink oink, pig.” The rest of the time it’s just gibberish and I’m just like “mhm, cool.”

Honestly life has been wild ever since I had a child

My 4 year old son said that “I wonder which moving parts of history and literature were lost forever during the burning of the library of alexandria. Perhaps hundreds of years of humanity’s progress was lost that day.” Such a smart kid, so proud of him

Another day of spending 10 minutes watching George laugh at something I couldn’t care less about and loving every second.

my newborn said “are we human because we’re strong or are we strong because we’re human” such inspiring words 😢

It's not usual that you see a 9 year old roaming kindergarten

My baby brother is so smart, his first words were "subscribe to memeulous"

Ight so George can u lend me a tenner

"HOW ARE YOU DOING, YOU JOYOUS WORDSMITH?" is iconic and I believe it

As someone who isnt a parent i can confirm I lie on the internet sometimes