Future NFT salesman or crypto king!

​@@jerrimenard3092 Politician

FRR

I DID THAT ONCE AND I WAS SENT HOME BUT THE DIFFERENCE I SOLD MINE FOR 5$

NGL if my kid did that I'd high-five them.

that teacher should have been FIRED

Exactly

@@blazethecat363 geeezzz relax with the firing. Teachers have a hard time dealing with kids all day long, who refuse to comply. She only sent the kid to the office. It's not like she beat the kid

@@myself-cs5fr well that teacher BULLIED that child who was having vision issues!

Seriously like without asking her anything Yeesh

So did you get the cat?

We need answers!!!!!!!!!!

So Gym teacher creeping young kids in the locker room is not disturbing, this is. Just wow.

@@ranjanbiswas3233 What?

This is so sweet 😭

wait, she changed the code FOR BEING SCARY? Oh come on! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!

My daughter wrote in a school essay that both her parents were alcoholics! This was because we were not adverse to the odd glass of wine, and she thought that anyone who drank alcohol was automatically an "alcoholic"!

@@Lizallinos That reminds me of when I was a kid, I felt really sick first thing in the morning. It had been happening the past few days, but I always felt better by afternoon. My dad noticed I wasn't feeling well and asked me about it, and I told him I had morning sickness, because I thought it just meant you felt sick in the morning.

Lol

Thank God she asked more questions before she called authorities like most of the people aint here Idiots

​@@MatsuyoRific you must be my doppelganger or something because I have the literal same exact story

Lol I need to hear how this ended

Sadly this is a response to all the school shootings in the US.

My little brother loved to buy them when he was in first grade, he bought them on Sunday when we picked up donuts for breakfast.

@@domino6490 There was no fighting the school and it was just a one day suspension. And, he did deserve to be punished because I had previously pulled it out of his backpack and told him that he could not bring it to school. I knew my son and had visions of him using it in the hallway rather than the playground, which is exactly what he did. He did not just have a day off. I made school work papers up for him to do and made him sit at his desk in his room and do school work. No matter what the school was claiming, he had disobeyed me and it had turned into a very big deal because of it.

@@lornaduwn Ah okay. That's also important lol

So vacation and you were forced to go to some class instead of playing with kittens? Why did your parents want you gone? They sound like real family people…..’hi, we’re on vacation and if you’d keep our daughter away from us for several hours a day we would have more fun….thanks!’

​@@debbylou5729 It was a church camp. Class may not be the right word, exactly. In the mornings the adults would listen to a speaker while the kids got a Bible story, playtime, snacks, etc. so they wouldn't be bored. Then the whole afternoon was open to do activities around the camp as a family. I always enjoyed the "classes" when I went. And my parents actually ran the nursery most years, and once my siblings and cousins and I were old enough, we were given the option to hang out and help with the babies instead if we wanted to. Plenty of opportunities for family bonding, don't worry :)

all for the kittens

Get a load of story 36 I had a scenario where I can relate to the teacher but it still irks me to this day I was the smart kid so the teacher was explaining something I was reading and she got mad it was in such a bitter way and said it’s crazy because your always the first to correct me I hate when teachers get things wrong not in like a snarky way but this was math I am a nerd even back in 5th grade when this happened I dont really blame her tho I really do hate how bitter she was over it me and a few other kids could have easily have skipped to middle schoo, but the most we got was an excelerated math group in 4th period

When I took the bar exam, they were in the process from switching from written to typed. I took the New York Bar typed and 2 days later had to take the Massachusetts Bar written. My handwriting sucked. I was more nervous about making my answers readable in the 6 hour time available than I was about getting the answers right.

@@Hyperfixationelimination You know, using punctuation would make your writing much easier to read.

Seems they just don't wanna admit they could be wrong

There is also a learning disability called dysgraphia, which affects handwriting. So, depending on who you're dealing with, it could literally be a form of discrimination.

Your brother is, to borrow an 'old' form of praise, The Man.

He's a giga Chad. Protect at all costs.

I hope your mother defended him at least a little! 🤣

If I were that kid's parent, totally would've laughed in the meeting.

@@beans9647 I'm pretty sure she laughed when she got the call.

I occasionally thank my parents for not murdering me in my youth as well. I was diagnosed with ADD as a kid. My younger brother with ADHD and later with Aspergers. My folks never bothered to try to re-check me because I seemed to function better with people than he did. There's at least one Aspy in every branch of my father's family among my cousins, and from how my mother acts sometimes, I'm pretty sure she's on the spectrum, too. It's not always easy, but it can be a lot of fun.

@@WorldWalker128, thank you for thanking your parents. It means a lot to me that my son acknowledges that sometimes he drove us bats. But we love him to pieces and his son too. 😊

Kudos to you!... from someone who took much time and effort learning to forge my mums signature. I wish I had thought of that 😏

@@shivrenjemmy LOL, it worked every time.

*USSR anthem plays*

He Ehehhehehehehheeh you should've bought cinnamon rolls every day and eat it in their faces

My kid would have gotten a cinnamon roll every day that year.

Should've told the teacher, "Oh I'm sorry! That's so kind of you to offer to bring food for the entire class from now on! I'm sure your cinnamon rolls will be just as good as mine!"

Oh what caca! Some other kid's always going to have a better lunch! I was jealous of a boy whose mom would cut the crusts off his sandwich. 😅

How is that kid currently doing

@@taleseylad1249 Doing great! On the B honor roll, and is a happy go lucky teen.

@@justaperson4065 that's great man

And in this cracking down did they ever sit them down and explain?

@@jenniferhoisington66 I have no idea, but my kid understands now.

Ok that was just a not thought about action. I think that's stuff we collect in our lifes, you hadn't any nefarious intention of harming anyone. And I suppose as long as no one needed to go to Hospital for longer than a check up they might were happy to could miss Math with the exhausting teacher and P.E. with the pervert. ^^

they fr hit you with the 'you're not people yet!"

Yeah we had that happen to a girl in my highschool and she was taking her kid to the doctors. She didn't even live with her parents, and they were in a different state. Needless to say she got a lawyer through her grandmother and sued the school.

Where i live you could‘ve sued the school with no problems.

You should have shown them your gun. It's a great way to prove that you're at least 18 years old.😎 (Said the random American)

My cousin was pregnant and married at 17 and stayed in school to finish her senior year. The rule was that if you were under 18 you had to have a parent or guardian write a permission slip in order for you to leave school during school hours. So every time she had a doctor's appointment she had to have her husband, who was considered her legal guardian sign a note to get her out of school. This was almost 50 years ago. I don't know what the rules are now but back then that is what she had to do.

I don’t get people who can’t handle being incorrect, they are spreading miss information they should be corrected.

Sounds like an excuse for you to get ice cream

and pointed at him not her

Ehh calling the teacher names isn't the best thing to reward your kid for

@@domino6490 He called her that after she had made a fuss that he was making up an allergy. That teacher was absolutely awful, and frankly, I had much worse words going through my mind to call her.

@@Keshlynne Ohhh lol that's important. Good on ya then. Assuming a student's faking an allergy without even asking the parent can legitimately be deadly

I had something similar early in elementary school (I forget when), the story goes like this, there was a project with adult volunteers, one of my parents volunteered but was told the wrong time, we were making gingerbread houses with candy and stuff, teacher did not believe in food allergies (I had and have a severe peanut allergy) and gave 2 candy bars that were not safe for me I only remember that one was a crunch bar and the other definitely had something peanut related, one of the other volunteers knew me and knew about my allergy so they quickly separated me from the rest of the class and everything went smoothly from then until the end of the project, that teacher narrowly avoided causing a major problem that could have gotten the school district sued, caused a permanent black stain on their resume, gotten them fired, and lost them their retirement pension

I did that kind of stuff to my teachers if they did something incorrect. It made me notorious in any school I was in. But I never got in trouble for it. I was known for correcting them.

Aus reiner Neugier, was genau hat deine Nichte gesagt?😂

@@sebastianb.3978 Jawhol

yoooo another hungarian dude! i was shocked to find someone in this comment!

LOL

OMG, this freaking hilarious!! 🤣🤣

Oh boy, talk about being caught with your pants down...literally! 🍑😆 At family gatherings, there's now an unforgettable story that'll probably be told for generations! "Remember the time grandpa busted you for mooning the city?" At least he has impeccable timing? But seriously, kudos to grandpa for keeping it professional. Here's to hoping it's a phase and not a new hobby! 🙈🚔 #FamilyBondingLikeNeverBefore

:(

I cannot express the anger I feel toward that principal and school in a civil manner.

as a fellow artist, reading that made me want to commit arson, I'm sorry that happened to you

My artist daughter got into trouble for drawing "cat people" during her Latin class instead of paying attention. Weeks later, she won a gold medal in the National Latin Exam. No more complaints from teacher.

there is only 1 thing that i could compare that to : deleting someone's minecraft world that they have had for a year

No one ever had and no one ever will.

Schools when there's actual bullying: Schools when genuine friends joke and rib each other: *_REEEEEEEEEEEEE_*

Do you love him?

I strive to be that father one day, if I can find a decent mother for my kids.

@@JaelinBezel Sorry I missed your comment the other day. He really was eccentric, but yeah for whatever its worth I loved him. He passed away in 2014, and I still sometimes have dreams about him. I miss him, he taught me a lot. Edit: Thank you kindly for asking, honestly it made me cry a bit. Which for me I guess is a good thing.

@@southernflatland Awwww, sounds like a great dad and a great son. Love to hear such stories, both thumbs up.

@@southernflatland don’t be sad it’s over, be happy it happened

Whenever I wear a certain color of yellow, people ask me if I’m feeling okay. Some yellows don’t look good with my complexion.

@@nancyblockcolsky1387 Yeah, sounds familiar. Pale yellow and baby pink makes me greenish.

this story needs more likes and attention. this is hilarious!

@@ElijahD3078 Yeah, my teachers were (mostly) rather sweet. After uni I began working as a substitute teacher at my old school and most of them were still there. Those that were gone were the ones I didn't like (a couple had died and one was thankfully long gone due to being a rapey child mol*****). On my very first day I had finished my last class for the day and as I walked past the door to the classroom on the other side of the hall I would heard the teacher arguing with a student through the pen door. It was clear that no one else was working and that everyone was following this interaction. And the teacher was losing, both the argument and his patience. While it was my first day teaching I knew very well that you do not barge in during someone else's class to deal with students. But... I KNEW the student involved. I knew that he would do anything I asked him to do; we were next door neighbours during his formative years and I was always the one who saved him when he got in trouble. Heck, when he fell from the balcony I managed to sprint from our patio to catch him in time (I knew he would fall and began running as he began climbing down the bedsheet he had tied to the railing). So I stepped into the classroom, walked over to my former neighbour and asked him what he was doing. He admitted that he was behaving badly and promised to behave, and then I left. I wasn't called back for two weeks, and was convinced that they didn't want me there because I had interrupted the class. When I stepped into the school I went into the teacher lounge to leave my jacket and backpack. Imagine my surprise when every teacher at school waited for me in a huge circle, all looking incredibly serious. I almost had a heart attack. Turns out my ex-neighbour was the school terror (not surprising considering that his mom was an alcoholic nut who never attempted to parent him in any way; she was always black out drunk and allowed him to do what he wanted. When she was taking care of her sister's budgies while her sister was on vacation, he unalived the birds and she thought that was the funniest thing ever. And don't get me started on when she forced me to pet sit their cat and then left for three weeks instead of the two days she was supposed to be away, and refused to repay me for the food I bought for the cat. After all, she HAD left a can and surely that would last three weeks!). Anyway, no one knew how to deal with him and he was constantly interrupting class with his bad behaviour. After my little talk he had been a perfect angel, and my teachers claimed that this was due to me. Not really, we just knew each other really well and he adored me. I have sort of used that in my teaching career and always made sure to get to know the trouble makers. And wouldn't you know it; almost everyone turned out to adore the ground I walked on. At one school we had this group of six boys that were impossible to deal with. I struggled with them too, but I was also the one who spent the most time with them as I lived in the building between boy A and boy B and the gang mostly hung out in the area outside my building so I met them at least four times per week. Plus during school breaks, as they loved to drop by to chat. One day I was crossing the schoolyard carrying books and work sheets. The gang, by then in 9th grade, stood to the side talking to each other, when a boy in 7th grade (he was not one of my students but he was a known troublemaker. I just hadn't interacted much with him) slammed a snow ball into my stomach with intense force. Throwing snow balls in the school yard was strictly forbidden. Throwing them at teachers even more so. He managed to hit me right in solar plexus, and thus right on my massive abominal scar. It felt like it burst open. I dropped the stuff I had been carrying as I fell to the ground, screaming in agony. The gang immediately got into action. Three of them ran over to the boy who had thrown the ball. They knew that they were both bigger and older and they would get in trouble if they beat him up, so they calmly told him that he had messed up. Hearing that from the "worst" trouble makers at school made the boy realize just how much he had messed up. The other three ran over to me. One picked up my things and the other made sure I was doing OK and helped me up. I was still in shock so I lifted my shirt to see what had happened to my scar. I had never told the students about my deformed body, and the boys gasped when they saw it. The scar was fine but my stomach was turning black where I had been hit. They ran over and told the boy to come see what he had done to me, and I heard the concern in their voices as they told him "You really, really hurt her! You can't throw snow balls at people!" I had two classes per week where I had to cross the school yard. The boys memorized when that was, and took turns escorting me. One insisted on carrying books etc and the other two grabbed me under each arm as they made sure no one could harm me. My principal was incredibly touched by this, and, it was very sweet of them.

Ayy

Proper Good son and shred of humanities ever flickering light. Kid was possibly panicking during that exchange but damn sure was done accepting fear and abuse. I hope the bigger kid learned a life lesson that day. I sadly think the bigger kid likely was too far into some really poor parental conditioning. I can hope the kids involved all grew to be well adjusted adults...

Good job to your son!

That made me laugh harder than it probably should have.

This guy left his homework out on purpose. But that is a hilarious reason to lose your homework. Another way is mom ate it (she was on drugs at the time, and even she didnt know why she ate it).

Ngl i must agree with you but i feel like she should’ve gotten atleast a kind warning tho

The same exact thing happened with my brother. When he was 2, there was a bead stuck in his nose. At the ER, they told my mom to hold the clear nostril shut and to blow in his mouth. Insane coincidence

Too bad when I was that age I had cotton stuck up my nose.

I have a feeling they dont care because it makes them money, which they need. Chip lockers will bring fortune and prosperity to the school. You and your cult are the top funders

Damn do you ever plan to eat those

So ... the principal assaulted your son, and his self-defense was counted against him?

@@KaiHenningsen everyone knows that self defense is looked down upon in schools

Unigoat

Unigoat

@@user-ok6wm9nv1v what is unigoat?

​@@user-ok6wm9nv1vAhhh! Now I get it! Definitely UNICORN!

"Task failed successfully"

​@@NinjaBray Yes, but which is more successful at clearing a room.

@@gorillaau What?

@@NinjaBray Sorry. Schoolyard humour.

sigma oh fuck he got done dirty

My son did the same thing when he was 3 😂

My brother, too. My parents always did a double take when he'd say "truck". @@RD9_Designs

hi can i sell you an imaginary friend for $1?

nice pfp!

@@BluSkylerThePerlandRaider Thanks, same to you

@@NinjaBray I love sao

You brought FOOD and got in trouble?? That's pretty damn weird. Schools are stupid.

Oh no! An MRE! Call the bomb squad!

@@turtlnickel that was 13-20 years ago that wasnt as dumb as whats appearing on the media today so i feel i was lucky

Spoiler alert: I actually threw the applesauce bc I’d been waiting all week for my turn at the easel, but she wouldn’t let me use it

Def using his phrase!

@@kathleenchaffin2591 hahaha, it’s actually in The Shining I guess? Although I suspect he picked it up bc it was sampled as part of a Squeeze song 🤦🏻‍♀️

@@Fabala827 really? Squeeze, eh? They do Tempted, right? Cool, cool