You telling me the reason i cant enter buildings in gta is because the developers are fucking baguettes?

Gta 4 allows you to do it more or less

@@pedroferreira9234 because that would take a unreasonable amount of power to render and load multiple interiors in every single building

well there are law to keep design to match.. since it is a toursit city..

@@pedroferreira9234 is that exclamation or a verb ?

npb, non playable building

We really are living in a simulation

Lol

what if all the fake buildings in games are actually supporting ventilation functions for subplatforms that we don't interact with

@@Creating_Space then that's a lot of ventilation

Bonne idée !

Kolkata army💪💪

Don't give them ideas

Satan: Write that down, write that down!

Once I booked (and payed) a hostel that didn't exist. I found that out when I arrived, at midnight. It was depressing 😔

Dabi?

dont go there! you'll get desynchronised

These are not video game like GTA

Nah man if you try noclipping you’ll go to the backrooms

Do you want to pay 5£ to access this area?

And that was the moment I subscribed :D

@@pxl-cube I was going to subscribe. But I already am.

i'm not subscribed and i wont subscribe since i'm not easily impressed

@@The-Cat K.

@@TamaoMizuki SQUIREL 👉 (O_O)

My house is from the 70's

@@Behindthecurtain20 rip

70's has some good buildings/architectural ideas though. The 80's were the real crimes.

@@cmoneverybodyitsachoochoot5427 Yes indeed. It sucks.

This.

i mean imagine if you had a giant hole between 2 building in a street

Same in London

@@habib6499 yeah. Theres a whole row of fake houses hiding the metropolitan tube line.

@@glorf3558 I know

Actually that is really cool!

TheTechfo would love to see you sat “let them eat cake” in Paris 😈

Oh yeah 😂 That never stopped we love it 😂

Except when they gave everything to the Nazis

@@bitchface235 Look up the figures and battles for the battle of France. The French put up a harder fight than most give them credit for. The speed of the conquest doesn't reflect the French opposition/determination.

@Faceless Propagandist You mean virtually every country in the world. These are the achievements of capitalism. "All that is solid melts into air".

America in June: omg sameeeee

XDranzer000 way to be racist or elitist (at best). It's normal for a poor department that is given little to no attention and finances, to not be a tourists' magnent.

The French are better at republicanism than Americans

Why are there so many protest

Mixamaka how do I become an alpaca?

Are you sure a Parisian? Been to Paris, haven't seen any French or Parisians.

@@vladnikolaev1558 what do you mean by that ?

@@Spitfirator Meaning i don't see any White French Parisians in Paris.

@@vladnikolaev1558 ... This comment is racist, wrong and completely stupid. Of course, there are lots of white people in Paris...

@@olivierlarrieux8261 No your thinking is racist. Why do you think you have the right to call ethnic black people French or Parisian if their roots are not from that region. Bringing them to your country so they become second class citizens who perform low paid jobs and urging them to learn French and forget their native language, letting them forget their native culture = the biggest legal racist system. It would be better if you give Paris to those people and make Arabic the first language and Islam state religion. I'm all in for that. Because what you French are doing is very racist.

Knocking on the door to find help and nobody's answering you.. and its 6 pm

Would never work even if the door was real most of not all building entrance doors in Paris have codes you have to put in to enter

No, you would be dead.

no, you'd be dead

Imagine chasing someone and seeing them go through the door, only to try it yourself and find out it's fake....I would be terrified.

Kim Jong-un Real hungry too

@matthew O Kim has plenty of food just not his people

Kim and me went to an orgy party in South Seoul last night, he wasn't recognised. He looked like any Korean. So, North Korea is doing well, you know?

The entire country is one big fake facade...

Sadly, yes

Saying "the French are revolting" has two different meanings, both always correct.

And the entire UK is currently in a revolting shambles. Double entender intended.

Better than clutching your ankles for whatever government is in power.

NO

It's not a pastime. It's a full time job

Yeah... they're technically facades but just not of real buildings

It's like a double negative

The definition of facade is “the face of a building, especially the principal front the looks onto the street or open space” so the front of a building (looking onto a street) is the facade of a building so it’s correct

@@dinosaurtoothbrushwithninj7760 oooh play on words, the facade is a facade

@@dinosaurtoothbrushwithninj7760 however, the *point* of a facade is to disguise what is inside, by definition, making it a lie.

I was just thinking the same thing

Sayit AsItIs really sad, vivement la r...

Mooga That’s the glitzy tourism side the media shows you, you’ll never know the REST of Paris until you go there & see it yourself. It’s like Miami or California

Mooga it is, just depends on where in Paris you are but also your mindset and what you choose to focus on

The most dirty city I've been on my travels so far.

Mr. Foreman you are great please keep making videos so I can chuck em into my consumption holes.

He's too modest to say, but he has a whole channel of them ... kzfaq.info/love/01WKZP5JlfWWeSGxpQyaeQ

And so, two universes collide..

This is like finding Dolly Parton in the audience of a Taylor Swift concert.

a jay foreman comment on a tim traveller video featuring a reference to half asleep chris.... geeky british youtube culture came through for each other today damn

Wait. . . .what!?!?

Really?

@@wandowander9360 yeah I believe Thoughty2 has a video on it.

Yep There from the 1930s

Michael Capomolla yeah they’re usually warehouses but they exist

Moi aussi et ce mec vient de m apprendre que edf veut dire elecricité de france 🤣

@@frjazz7677 EDF c'est l'equipe de France

@@frjazz7677 Pareil! 😂

You're in the wrong part of Paris. You're always in the wrong part of the city.

I was The 100th - Like ! - and I am Not Even PARISIEN ! When I saw Gretzkys # 99 - That is Retired in All of Canada !

i imagine you'd want to have massive walls around ventilation shafts anyways, regardless of trying to make it fit in the neighborhood or not. i had an idea of surrounding the shaft with guard rails and trees and stuff, so it's basically a park where you can peek into the subway trains passing underneath, but i'd also bet that place would quickly get plastered with... at the very least, certain helpline numbers

Guess who does these.

Most major Western cities are turning into these souless urban cesspools, the future is looking bleak.

@IBrainedMyDamage they where pillaged by themselves in their civil wars and terrorism. And they are brining that with them here

@IBrainedMyDamage that counts for 45%of them

I prefer my city with those graffitis. Since Hip Hop culture came to Paris in the 80’s, people dedicated their all life to graffiti, even if every day they are erased, people kept doing there art. Sometime you take a metro all painted in beautiful graffitis and I think it’s freaking cool to see some expressive people keeping the art alive

Don't you mean exciting?

@@ufx808 Correct spelling would ruin the pun.

Well I find them quite entering but to each their own

And not to mention HUGE!

I was looking for this. Fakedoors.com

Rick and Morty squad 😎

I was four months too late to make this comment 🤣

Not this one. Not this one. Won't open. Won't open.

Hell yeah

Of course he did... and I am a fan

But that joke was fan-tastic

... and then the video ended shortly afterwards. Fin. I'll go and get my coat.

Ventilation jokes are a load of hot air

that fan joke kind of blows

Gotta say, looong-bearded.

Made me laugh out loud 😄

I just got it

I came to the comments section for this.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p7R9qapk27Cdg5c.html

Shut up

Me too 😂

me too

Buckingham Palace has a fake facade with another building behind it.

Very good point. It rather should be „fake houses“

tru but it’s also painted on windows so it’s pretty fake

That's a good point

True. I'd rather say it's just a facade.

Your mom's name is 'Hogwarts'?

@@guillermojrboy3292 why being rude?

Guillermo Jr Boy Yeah bruh- your mom’s name Mudblood?

Good one

More like Beauxbâtons duh

That's just sad. So many people would benefit from being able to rent that space. I wonder if those places are for sale.

In all honesty it's not funing being in them. And in case of faliure you need to make sure because can stay there. It doesn't happen ofter, but sometimes a control cable and the backups will be cut sabotage etc) so people go back and run them institute.@@CricketsBay

Yea but you gotta do the trench run down the seine and the turbolaser turrets are hard to avoid!

"Paris" "exploded". FBI party van coming in 3, 2, 1...

Kwaq84 lol I know right. FBI entered the chat 😭😭😭😭

@WolfyGirl2077 you mean run away in fear.

@WayStedYou Dont you get any weird idea's now

It’s pretty impressive. His French is really good.

He is Multi Lingual ?

@MrTruboy Actually it isn't. In this case facade means "front of a building". In this vid they're all fake, but a facade doesn't have to be. So he's 100% correct.

@MrTruboy If you wish to believe that... But a facade is just a front, and that doesn't have to be fake. When it's about a person's behaviour/personality it is fake, when about a building not necessarily. So when you say "The facade is made of brick" it means the front of the house is made of brick, NOT that it's fake. Hence, NOT redundant. The man knows his language.

@MrTruboy Haha, I admire your tenacity. But... get educated. Have a good weekend.

Thank God - There are KZfaqrs - to Open ALL THE DOORS to Gates ! Merci

BRILLIANT.

Ah c'est avec plaisir @Vintage Tran! Incroyable ta vidéo, et toute ta série sur les immeubles factices d'ailleurs, ravi d'avoir trouvé un tel trésor pendant mes recherches :)

We must take to the streets and wave signs to combat such a thing!

As a French person it is so damn annoying to have a strike every week so no public transports to get to work and of course protesters blocking streets and roads... every single week, sometimes several times a week, and I am not even living in Paris where there is multiple protests every day

@@arthemis1039 You should protest about it.

France is the world champion to protest and critisize. It's cultural in our country. This protest was about animal cruelty.

@@gdclemo It happened when the yellow vest movement was at its peak, people protested against them. But it should be avoided because counter protests often lead to violence

I was looking for this comment hahahah

@Debra Frazier some people think everything's a complaint or insult, even if they mean appreciation or banter.

He is That GOOD ?

What is His 1st Language ? French / Dutch / English or some other ? When You make an KZfaq Video - You have to have a Storyboard !

Growing his youtube following while getting his diploma. Good thinking, Tim!

This looks like 1984

Definitely

XD

It was a fake protest, organized by the railway, to distract you from the fake facade concealing a fake ventilation-shaft.

How French!!

Fred Blonder Wow 🤦‍♀️

It's France

This was for a good cause, we can see: " condition animale, paris doit montrer l'exemple" witch means "animal condition, paris must lead by example"

But what if he's allergic?

I'm going very soon

Isn't it only open at certain times?

@@1258-Eckhart Yes. And I don't know exact dates for this year.

That'd be very selfish.

@Gonzalo Araujo Cause it is french at origins :p

Is This Real PARIS ? - or One in China ?

Shaun Collins Detroit has high rent costs?

C'est surtout que cette ventilation pollue beaucoup 😑😅

@@MONSTER_FR oui et ça change rien de mettre une fausse façade.

New York City has at least one fake building facade (probably more) to disguise a subway ventilation facility.

😂😂

lmao

Ze Rubenator ... you thought your ex is a fake building

Babyhowdy233 it’s a joke I highly doubt he is talking about his actual love life

@Babyhowdy233 Well then, since you're so interested let me tell you about my love life in way too much detail. I only have one ex and she's perfectly nice and I don't have anything against her. But we were awkward teens, both each other's first kiss and everything, so mistakes were made. It was good between us for a while, then I started to realise her parents hated me, which had a hand in making things uncomfortable. They'd be nice to my face, but whenever she was alone with them she'd come to me afterwards crying because they'd said horrible things about me. She never went into detail, probably because she didn't want to hurt me. Additionally, she had (understandably) real problems dealing with my depression, bestowed upon me by the bullies I had to endure a few years prior. In the end it didn't work out and it all culminated in an extremely uncomfortable and funnysad breakup. Sad for me (and by proximity her), funny for everyone else at school. Oh well. I'm not going into details on this one. I've been together with my current girlfriend for 6 years, which sounds insane now that I say it out loud. She's not really relevant since she's not an ex. About my original comment, I just thought the idea of an ex being a "fake facade of Paris" to be kind of funny. What's the facade? Does she wear a lot of make-up? Is her personality fake? Is she really French or does she just live there? Who knows! *TL;DR* Only the last paragraph is relevant. I see no reason why anyone would be interested in the rest.

Électricité de France was known for its technocratic morons that hated classical beauty and wanted Paris to look like New-York.

There are beautiful electric substations from the late 19th and early 20th century in New York they could've used as a reference

You: “Well, that’s bitter French humor for you. Some employees of the power company are still laughing about it I’m sure.” Me: “:D True.”

That one is true.

@vawies they didnt say anything about women. why you assume hes an incel