Parrot was meant to marry Ash, but in a shocking turn of events, he stole Branzy's heart instead.
@1991keigan6 ай бұрын
Ikr
@hildalaw76276 ай бұрын
lol good one
@clopaz19406 ай бұрын
O::
@feierlord6 ай бұрын
This is a KZfaq comment section, the only Gods here are the creator and whoever got the first comment @@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5
@sxoinas_ilias6 ай бұрын
Lol
@bagel5036 ай бұрын
"Don't talk back to me, get married" - Mom Peirce 2023
@neoworldlee5 ай бұрын
When did Clown said that? Lmao
@MuffinShorts215 ай бұрын
Maybe at the wedding
@bagel5035 ай бұрын
@@neoworldlee at 5:53
@Dottore_is_hot28 күн бұрын
we love mom peirce
@FireKn1ghtMC18 күн бұрын
the deadliest mom on the deadliest minecraft SMP
@Acerlin16 ай бұрын
Imagine pulling up to a wedding and the priest is just like "Yo, what is up my slimes?" 💀
@matthewcool9936 ай бұрын
Lmaooooo
@T1TNN_M3PWZZ6 ай бұрын
thats branzy for you.
@ShadowFlip_6 ай бұрын
Lol
@user-zz6dc5dd3q5 ай бұрын
Honestly i would die of laughing😂😂
@thunderblaze99975 ай бұрын
It's cause 4C wrote the script lol!
@ItsErrex6 ай бұрын
7:42 *"Ash, you're probably doing this for American citizenship"* Reddoons LMAO
@crow76206 ай бұрын
He just called him an imigrant
@1ntegerLimit6 ай бұрын
@@crow7620isn’t he? 💀 I’m an Indian so I can say this chill
@batscove4 ай бұрын
@@1ntegerLimitnah he is in the continent of Asia thats why his ping is so high lol
@1ntegerLimit4 ай бұрын
@@batscove nah bro with ping as high as his he’s on the damn moon
@batscove4 ай бұрын
@@1ntegerLimit lol
@1ntegerLimit6 ай бұрын
“Due to the fact that Branzy is a licensed priest in real life and the rising popularity of virtual weddings, this wedding is technically reinforced by law.” Not the exact quote but I couldn’t care less
@fellow-genya-enjoyer5 ай бұрын
**g a s p** It's another Tubbo, Tommy situation 😂
@Batty894 ай бұрын
@@fellow-genya-enjoyeri know lol
@clemencewongshuduanmoe78493 ай бұрын
Oh god 💀
@xavierprestholt76042 ай бұрын
Yeah he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married
@AztechbladeАй бұрын
@@xavierprestholt7604not legally because the papers were never sent
@Phroggie26 ай бұрын
Time flies by so fast, they went from Parrot banning Ashwag for hacking to being Married as a couple.
@Crispycheese-ii8lt5 ай бұрын
Enemies to lovers
@user-hd7jo3zw1j4 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@goobinator12 ай бұрын
@@Crispycheese-ii8lt 💀💀💀💀
@Crispycheese-ii8lt2 ай бұрын
@@goobinator1 what I only speak the truth
@KobyteamАй бұрын
Lol
@Integral_dy6 ай бұрын
"Clown is your mother." had me rolling for some reason lol.
@GhoulishStorm916 ай бұрын
Is branzy the dad if clown is the mum?
@Integral_dy6 ай бұрын
@@GhoulishStorm91 They said that already xD
@Cookie4140Ай бұрын
@@GhoulishStorm91THEY GOT MARRIED IN C! PAST
@Crinjatura6 ай бұрын
I like how clown just stands there and watches every singe branzie's move☠️☠️☠️
@alexandrachanger2786 ай бұрын
I found it interesting there they became tho Mom and Dad for Ashwag.
@sahasrakondapalli506 ай бұрын
And tries to get Parrot when it seems like he's gonna get branzy.
@ThadarX20146 ай бұрын
69th like 😂
@SapphireSorceress5 ай бұрын
Chant along at home. CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY!
@oliviatilleman80555 ай бұрын
@@SapphireSorceress there are 356 clownzy fics on ao3. with your help we can get that number much higher
@WRLDOfSad6 ай бұрын
5:40 the slow turning of clown's head, he was boutta end everybody there 💀
@ik.-.Ай бұрын
Haha fr
@jonathan_m12366 ай бұрын
Killing branzy without armor is like dropkicking a toddler 😂
@idhantgoyal91806 ай бұрын
No, its dragon punching one
@SakuraBlossom91076 ай бұрын
You mean kicking a toddler in Walmart!😂
@shadowolf89676 ай бұрын
u think clown would let parrot hurt the love of his life
@RealSirHammi6 ай бұрын
Killing branzy in general is like dropkicking a toddler xd
@jonathan_m12366 ай бұрын
@@RealSirHammi true
@pupnub6 ай бұрын
Branzy running at the end with no armor because he didn't bring any and only having random blocks as well as not attacking at all got me in tears
@sahasrakondapalli506 ай бұрын
He's too sweet for this server.
@Crinjatura6 ай бұрын
Clown, log off this account
@aadyamishra50566 ай бұрын
@@sahasrakondapalli50yes he is
@unicorn_xxx34246 ай бұрын
@@sahasrakondapalli50 fr
@user-eh4jj3xh6t2 ай бұрын
lol
@DRC8496 ай бұрын
the exploter and the admin getting married what a great couple
@oteeeeeeees6 ай бұрын
parrot lost admin access at the start of season 5 cause he was in japan
@ray42376 ай бұрын
LMAO
@stilldisinterested6 ай бұрын
enemies to lovers typa shit
@sayosen6 ай бұрын
ur a brick i guess the account called lifestealadmin doesnt exist and jeppexx was the first person to think of lifesteal so its pretty safe to say he has admin @@oteeeeeeees
@itzadsco1336 ай бұрын
@@oteeeeeeees oh
@Rebecca_Shsara10196 ай бұрын
Seeing clown be so kind and not killing people is so funny
@SapphireSorceress5 ай бұрын
Well no cuz he tried to kill parrot at the end to save his boyfriend, the priest
@Rebecca_Shsara10195 ай бұрын
@@SapphireSorceress true forgot about that
@a_random_tire4 ай бұрын
He also killed his daughter ash
@versilver6 ай бұрын
You don't realize how much art you two just spawned.
@alisaglam24655 ай бұрын
god i could already fricking imagine it the moment i clicked on this video lol.
@ironloko80285 ай бұрын
imagine the ship name the fandom will call them
@gabrielsfilms20865 ай бұрын
@@ironloko8028 cant be any worse than the 'ship' name for joel and lizzie (I say 'ship' cause their married irl and I always think of ships as fictional)
@L.AWNM0.W3R5 ай бұрын
i can smell it from a mile away
@_moonL1ght_.4 ай бұрын
I checked and sadly so far I’ve only found 4 peices😔 hopefully more comes as I continue my quest
@LavenderHeartsinBlue6 ай бұрын
„I assume that she’s a wonderful guy“ got me dying 💀
@beatblocksgaming6 ай бұрын
Absolute power couple, I’m sure the fanart will be great
@hiroshell79736 ай бұрын
Add some links eh?
@LeSavage_6 ай бұрын
This is the deadliest mariage ever💀
@ThatIoGamer6 ай бұрын
Where Lifesteal 2021 and 2022
@Rainy_XD6 ай бұрын
@@ThatIoGamer they dissappeared
@michaelcoolkid87416 ай бұрын
@@ThatIoGamerthey crashed and burned
@Sashimipommes6 ай бұрын
@@ThatIoGamerthey used a Hydrogen bomb to destroy them
@kelvinyeo91655 ай бұрын
@ThatIoGamer they were being quarantined
@16A1_vibes6 ай бұрын
I like how Parrot aimed bow at woogie he move and after he aimed to clown he stood thier staring in the face even the members came in between
@gloriaburt64366 ай бұрын
now imagine if branzy had secretly been ordained before doing this. Pple can literally be married over video call in some states... Peak comedy
@Moccha_frostii6 ай бұрын
He is ordained
@A_GodApple6 ай бұрын
create a fake marriage and then cause mass murder for 1 heart in a videogame? parrot: yes
@user-hg9gk9jl2e5 ай бұрын
ClownPierce finally setting aside his killing spree for once in a long time just to see Parrot be married to Ashswag is the best thing ever
@alex_enbee19 күн бұрын
Actually, if you watch clown pierces perspective, he made a video. He kills ashwag because he scammed clown Pierce. He also tried to kill parrot to protect Branzy but wasn’t able to.
@TheLCFProject5 ай бұрын
6:32 SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Had me dying.
@conormurphy44806 ай бұрын
So these are the weddings rekrap is always talking about in his videos.
@Just_a_random_username6 ай бұрын
LMAO
@conormurphy44806 ай бұрын
@@Just_a_random_username Thanks
@kyleliao44456 ай бұрын
quite literally rotflmao
@NappiMestari6 ай бұрын
Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂
@cr7king7846 ай бұрын
I hope so because this is lifesteal
@xt3o76 ай бұрын
why does the stolen comment have more likes?
@SkiLlz_GoD6 ай бұрын
lamoo 😂 they haven't kissed so no couples video
@ShiroaTheExalted6 ай бұрын
Brazy should have become a real officiator so he could actually marry them without them knowing
@Just_a_random_username6 ай бұрын
Funny thing hes an actual ordained minister lol
@ShiroaTheExalted5 ай бұрын
@@Just_a_random_username 💀
@alanamariyam5 ай бұрын
@@Just_a_random_usernameWHAT
@Just_a_random_username5 ай бұрын
@@alanamariyam yea in squiddos video pangi said it
@MysteriouslyUnknown6 ай бұрын
I absolutely love this type of video, where it’s everyone having a good time together.
@thatpersonthatexists84166 ай бұрын
yeah same but then havoc just erupts lol
@Just_a_random_username6 ай бұрын
@@thatpersonthatexists8416 that lifesteal for ya
@alisaglam24655 ай бұрын
@@thatpersonthatexists8416 lifesteal for ya
@owenjefferies4166 ай бұрын
And I thought watching Fundy and dream get married was a crazy ride
@Iranium_694206 ай бұрын
My favourite part is how parrot is like damn huge ceremony with no everybody naked bunch o' free hearts lol
@duif106 ай бұрын
"This is beyond embarrassing" I felt that too💀💀💀💀💀💀
@PairoDraws6 ай бұрын
man I love when parrot posts on lifesteal
@itamareizikovich69736 ай бұрын
Lol
@nathanflores23666 ай бұрын
As do the rest of us
@oyasumi.punpun4566 ай бұрын
Npc
@PairoDraws6 ай бұрын
@@oyasumi.punpun456 nah I just love when parrot posts on lifesteal
@A.Bahumat126 ай бұрын
Donald trump?????
@AzureBlade076 ай бұрын
5:43 the way clown slowly looks at him like that as if daring him to shoot
@Speedpilot116 ай бұрын
He went up to hearts one is because he is married and the other on it because he killed Branzy! Also congrats on beeing married!
@zakariyaaweis68314 ай бұрын
i love how this was supposed to be a funny little wedding but parrot and mappic was plotting the entire time
@Scarsy_Edits6 ай бұрын
Bro I’m so lost but this is awesome that you guys did this we need more of this in life steal
@Just_a_Taco.6 ай бұрын
❤
@alanamariyam5 ай бұрын
Ikr
@d_a_r_i_x5 ай бұрын
4:03 imagine someone comes to you and goes "This are your parents" 😭😭😂
@anastasistz11426 ай бұрын
Aaah yes a chaotic marriage which concludes only men and while the seremony Is taking place the groom and the bride are thinking about KILLING EVERYONE 😂
@roket_mc48746 ай бұрын
"stop hitting each other save it for a wedding night" branzy and his wise words (i think he knows :skull:)
@realoutdoorgaming6 ай бұрын
First season: clownpeirce Fourth season: drugs Now: marriage Life Steal is crazy
@dr.mewnetwork60316 ай бұрын
I can’t wait for the sequel. The sequel: “I had kids (In Minecraft)”
@LunarAngel-rh4lz5 ай бұрын
'stop hitting each other, save it for the wedding night' smooth.
@LelandoDaVinci6 ай бұрын
branzy trying to be the 40 yr old guy trying to be the new gen with the skibidi lmaooo
@RinkyPlayz6 ай бұрын
3:45 “there so many free hearts in here” -Parrot
@Kurukurukuruin.6 ай бұрын
YOU CANT HURT THE MOTHER IN LAW DUDE. Don’t talk back to me, get married 5:50
@Vannox106 ай бұрын
Clown was ready to kick parrot when parrot tried to get branzy😭
@Iamdefinitelyyou97994 ай бұрын
Parrot forgot to mention that branzy is actually wedding certified
@DranoelCovak6 ай бұрын
the first time lifesteal groups up together without killing eachother
@imlivnicemeetingyou5 ай бұрын
6:58 "SKIBIDI HEART WARMING" IS DRIVING ME CRAZY HELPP (i love this vid sm)
@Xiangqui_6 ай бұрын
I don’t know what’s funnier the fact that they got married in a game bc of a joke or that Baranzy is a pastor…
@Robenkas6 ай бұрын
"Skibidi matromony" got me laughing😂
@Aoikitty6 ай бұрын
So happy for you two
@memzerboi6 ай бұрын
The deadliest marriage on the deadliest minecraft smp
@lemonadesaccounttm87216 ай бұрын
@@memzerboivine boom sound effect
@Unknownunblockergamer6 ай бұрын
If clownpierce and branzy get married that make the best lifesteal seizoen ever😅
@rohand.-bd7qc6 ай бұрын
The dutch autocoureur i can relate
@Unknownunblockergamer6 ай бұрын
:)
@phoenixrozek56206 ай бұрын
You always make the wildest videos in a great way!
@ray42376 ай бұрын
love how parrot was planning to destroy the whole time
@imMittensKitten6 ай бұрын
Aw, poor Branzy, he was the real victim here XD let's hope Clownierce doesn't go after parrot
@infinnitly6 ай бұрын
This was my favorite stream ngl, loved when you jumped Branzy after getting married 😊 Subscribe or you're cringe fr
@Sin149765 ай бұрын
CLOWNpierce: this is so skibidi heartwarming bro"💀💀
@katelynwang75825 ай бұрын
I'm WAITING for Clown Peirce and Branzy to get MARRIED
@katelynwang75824 ай бұрын
We don't talk ab how both of them have a partner 🫠 🤡+🥳 = 💕👍🫶🙏
@katelynwang75823 ай бұрын
Also it would be a really great umm video and CONTENT (Cause apparently in minutetechs video content is the most important thing on the lifestealsmp)
@Ninjalette6666 ай бұрын
congrats to the happy couple ❤ may you have a long happy relationship 😆
@techninja336 ай бұрын
"SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
@FORSAKEN_SCIENTIST6 ай бұрын
Bro got married the most sudden and way possible lol
@raidenhirata89926 ай бұрын
I’m so proud. He finally grew up.😢😊
@EliDaTwizz6 ай бұрын
Branzy: Yo what is up my slimes. Is a W start to the wedding
@iamcookie11706 ай бұрын
I was laughing almost the entire video. This deserves to be a main channel video. 💀
@xavierprestholt76042 ай бұрын
he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married
@Rainy_XD6 ай бұрын
Clown's now planning on killing Parrot since he killed branzy
@pixelatedgaming92936 ай бұрын
ive seen some crazy stuff but what the heck dude love your vids keep up the amazing quality
@rogerhsiang67796 ай бұрын
congrats to the newly wed couple 😆 best parrot video
@Pumpkin_II6 ай бұрын
I swear next videos “gonna be signing a prenup and getting a divorce”
@El_Gremlin2513 күн бұрын
“That was skibidi heartwarming bro”-Clownpeirce/ash mom, 2024
@ragedragon10186 ай бұрын
By the end…Parrot really did take someone’s heart 🥺
@buzzvanti6 ай бұрын
I wanna know which lifesteal member was looking at old Parrot and Ash tweets and was like, this’ll be funny
@Just_a_random_username6 ай бұрын
They prob looked at this one gimmick account with the purpose of keeping track when they get married
@V_OID_____696 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when ashwag's speech😂
@smolderingwing6 ай бұрын
i love how this day is also the day a new member joined lol their first experience of lifesteal is gay marriage and also death and destruction and i love that
@whyamihere804 ай бұрын
How did this keep everyone entertained for over ten minutes?!
@Snapz31Ай бұрын
Mapic:why weddings are so long Zam:shut the fuck up😂😂😂😂😂
@Rebecca_Shsara10196 ай бұрын
Oh my god was this one hard to watch.This was so cringe but awsome at the same time. Ps it is so funny seeing Ash in a wedding dress
@angelobelmores92436 ай бұрын
Clown got the mother instinct
@cookie383836 ай бұрын
I love the Life steal smp episodes! I love your Videos you're great!
@WRLDOfSad6 ай бұрын
1:54 parrot so shy, he's hiding in a hole XDD
@userkotoryiznaetvse6 ай бұрын
Bro, your content just perfect
@A.Bahumat126 ай бұрын
After seeing this you dad finally came back with milk and see the child 😂😂
@ItsMeMax544 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS! this kind of content is amazing and sooooo funny!!!
@Amiistice6 ай бұрын
"make sure to contain yourself, Parrot" bro literally contained himself in a box.
@ItzzMirageeАй бұрын
Why is no one talking about the "Bro.. Theres so many free hearts in here"
@nivina75856 ай бұрын
Okay but how cute would it be too se branzy and clown get married!
@MaddieAmI6 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure I got married in Minecraft once. We exchanged flowers, he placed his bed next to mine, and then and never spoke again.
@gamer_55056 ай бұрын
This Is the best lifesteal season ever!!!
@blushfulsage44_6 ай бұрын
Always good when parrot posts
@Mech30012 ай бұрын
This is how you know that these friends are keepers, even if they usually try to kill you
@ThreeSalamandersInATrenchCoat6 ай бұрын
"Suicide will not be tolerated" new favorite quote
@unofficialbobcat6 ай бұрын
That's the funniest vid I've watched in a while 😂
@unwrdo6 ай бұрын
finally a good day on lifesteal smp 😂
@Woolfe_6 ай бұрын
Bro I am laughing so hard that is the Funniest thing I have ever seen. 😂
@Zyqov6 ай бұрын
I was like, wtf hes not that old, right? And then i read (in minecraft) Oooof
@user-xs7sn4ny7b6 ай бұрын
The best thing I saw in a while
@user-rx8xk2nk5t24 күн бұрын
I literally watched this same wedding from clown's perspective
@himanshumaan75866 ай бұрын
Happy anniversary parrot
@Beegirl123455 ай бұрын
Of course clown protects branzy
@anujchahar85866 ай бұрын
Spoke being the best man and giving wonderful speach Parrot: Nah bro i no havin tht i want za fireeeeeeeeeee
@lolgoodbye81976 ай бұрын
Ow~ Look at that cute little parrot he's all blushed I hope you have a wonderful relationship for the rest of lifesteal's life