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0:01 Intro 0:30 Cold call cash 1:42 A song for Abdullah 2:40 Snoring to stardom 3:33 Dog-gone delay 5:12 Hard luck 6:13 Instagram scam man 7:48 Neighborhood watch[ew] - 8:48 Laxative cake - 9:17 Hair removal revenge 10:05 Clash of colleagues - 11:22 Cat food revenge - 11:41 Mustard payback 12:10 Vehicular vengeance - 12:41 Two space saran wrap - 12:56 Shopping cart blocker - 13:25 Pickaxe anger 14:02 Dirty protests - 14:38 Dirty diaper thief 15:14 Get off my land! 16:09 Breakups of glory - 16:59 Half house - 17:16 Half possessions 17:40 Getting back at bullies - 18:39 Radio revenge

I built a snowman around a fire hydrant. The bully tackled it. His mother made him wait until the icy roads were safe to go to the doctor. I heard her yell at him "How long have you lived on this street and how long has there been a fire hydrant there? Only all your life!" That had to have been a bad night. It turned out he had a broken collar bone...

Revenge tale: I am 14 and a huge fan of babysitting for friends and family, since I'm good with kids. Once, when I was 12 this lady next door would have her cousin come over for Christmas week, so basically a whole week before the day. She would get paid a pretty big amount whilst I actually did the babysitting. Normally thats not a problem, but this lady would tell my parents that I broke one of this kid's "expensive" toys and would get my parents to pay for it. Not only was she getting money from the kid's parents, but mine as well. I was getting yelled at and wouldnt be allowed to do things such as stay up late or get dessert. So, to get back at this mean woman, the next time I was babysitting the kid I taught her some pretty cool "tricks and words" . She would go home the next day telling her mom and dad many non-childfriendly words and giving them "The Finger" without knowing. I don't know what happened to the lady, but I never saw the girl at her house again. And I got to eat dessert once again.

On a side note, when Abdulah visited GB, the Queen took great glee in driving him around. With a lead foot.

In 1978, I lived in a studio apartment in LA. My next-door neighbor who would now be described as a "Karen", had her piano up against our common wall. Note that her other common wall was shared with the laundry room. She would randomly play it at all hours of the day and night. Besides being annoyingly loud, I worked the graveyard shift at a fast-food restaurant and slept in the late afternoon and evening. When repeated passive attempts failed to get her to stop, one evening, out of sheer frustration, I took a run at the wall and hit my shoulder against the wall putting a large hole in it. I know it scared the crap out of her because she yelled an expletive. Before heading out to work, I took my phone with the old-fashioned ringer and set it down on the stud between our walls and set it to the loudest volume setting. At about 3 am, I called my phone from work and let it ring until I got home from work at 7:30 am. She never played her piano again. I did successfully patch up the hole before I moved out.

Someone kept stealing my paper (at least 15 per month) so I defecated in a newspaper and put it in front of my door. It was stolen and the last time it was ever stolen

The second revenge story had me shocked/trying not to laugh, and I’m surprised that the band didn’t get in trouble for that. Kudos to whoever came up with that idea.

I actually had a neighbor who would just throw their empty envelopes and unused coupons in the plastic containers meant to be used for our complexes newsletters. After about a month of them piling up an ungodly amount of garbage in front of the exit to the building, I looked through to find an address and name, then collected everything, piled it into a giant envelope, and mailed them back a months worth of trash along with a personal letter about how I was "returning your lost mail to you since you seem to have misplaced it at the front door." and a statement instructing them how to use a trash can.

The Star Wars one made me laugh soooooooooo hard

Fun fact: bird poop is very acidic for automotive paint. I have a little revenge story of my own. Once I was in the process of making payments on pickup through a private sale. The person I was buying it from turned around and sold it out from under me, no refunds for what I had paid on it or or for the parts I had replaced. On top of that they had reported it stolen as well. My personal revenge was removing the good tires I had put on it, and having worked in a business that dealt with used tires at the time, I got the shoddiest tires I could get my hands on and put them on it. Then I took the vehicle to a parking lot and did a burnout until there was no tread left on the rear tires. I then left it there, key in the ignition.

I actually laughed myself to tears at the band playing the "Imperial March"!

*When a government official exits his car with imperial March playing in the background*

If I came out on the red carpet to Vader's theme, i could die happy

My dad would not only build snowmen, but would make fabulous sculptures from them. He would carefully spray them down with the garden hose so that they would be ice sculptures....no more kicked over snowmen

The Imperial March one made me laugh. Definitely my favorite one. They need to do that again so we can see a full clip of something like that happening.

14:43 Mark Rober: at yes, a women of wisdom

My amazing children got revenge on an ex boyfriend of mine who use to abuse me real bad. After he had spent the whole weekend away with his mistress, spending his whole check from work, he would come home and belittle me and pick fights. My children took his toothbrush and cleaned the toilet with it.... several times. A month later, after my ex got paid, he did it again by spending the weekend with this woman. My kids found out what bar he was in and went to that bar, walked up to him (in front of this woman) and said, cheating again...... looked at the woman and proceeded to tell her about me and to never kiss him because his toothbrush is the toilet cleaner. She left him (bc she didn`t know he was in a relationship) and was disgusted he never picked up on the toilet cleaning tooth brush.

Ok so this story is actually takes place over the course of about 5-6 years. I used to work for an old bakery. And the head manager was SO rude to everyone. Telling them they are doing a terrible job even tho they have been working there for a few months. Telling people, they should "leave and never come back." Telling people that they dont know what they are doing. THEY ARE SLICING BREAD FOR PEOPLE. AND MAKING BREAD. She was an older woman probably around 60 years old. Old and mean. We saw people come and go over the course of the year I worked there. People would leave in tears from her abuse. I finally left after a year. And got a job making almost triple the amount I was before. Well about 3 years later my uncle had died. And we were very close. And he had made his money from owning a few businesses in his life. I was given a good chunk of his wealth from his will. And this was a hard person to lose for me. I then remembered the terrible old women I used to work for at the bakery. And I dropped by, and I saw the old women still working there. And she was still as nasty as she was a few years ago. Well, I thought up of an evil plan. I was going to buy the bakery from the owner and fire that old lady. I knew the owner was trying to find a buyer for a few years. And now that I was given this money from my uncle. I bought the bakery from the owner. And then after a month of owning the bakery. I fired the old lady. And she was all angry and shouting at me and terrible things no one should hear thinking I was pulling a prank on her or something. And then when she realized I wasn't joking. She then begged to keep her job. And I said "I'm doing this on the behalf of all the people that had to deal with your abuse over the years. GET OUT" I then gave the bakery over to my cousin who always had a dream of owning a small bakery. Making cookies and delicious things like that. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GOOD IT FELT THE TELL THAT OLD HORRIBLE WOMEN TO GET OUT OF THE BAKERY. I used a big chunk of the money I got from my uncle to do that. But I he was always a prankster and a joker. And that is why we always got along. We would always play jokes and pranks on each other, and just have a good old laugh. So, I know he would have enjoyed what I did. I know he would have done something like that.

If someone keeps stealing your coffee, tea, or fruit drinks. Then what you should do is to replace the cinnamon in the portion that you’re not going to drink with either paprika or red chili peppers, that way it’ll keep them away from your stuff.

😂🤣😂 Love it especially the Queen’s guard playing the Darth Vader’s tune.

I had one such unpleasant situation in college. My class has been divided into groups for various projects for future lessons. Unfortunately, however, my "colleagues" did not want to cooperate behind me because their friend, who was my ex-girlfriend, spread false and rather disgusting information about me. I decided that since I can't contact anyone anyway, I'll do it and present the whole project myself without informing them. In addition, I expanded my work to include curiosities related to human relationships based on the situation that occurred to me during the creation of this project. My work appealed not only to my lecturer but also to the director of the neighboring center where my ex-girlfriend worked so much that I was hired in her place and my "colleagues" went without a positive evaluation for the project until the end of the year. Since I had it behind me I refused to help them when they asked me to do so. Two roasts on one fire.

No. The hair removing shampoo was not going too far. If I ever had a roommate, and I caught them using my stuff, I would ABSOLUTELY get them back by leaving a bear trap outside o- My lawyer has advised me not to finish that sentance!

3:37 can we give Steve a medal? Or something else? This guy deserves only the best!

1:06 Clever. This is revenge that can't be beat!

When my mom used to work in an office a long time ago, she was friends with her boss. For April Fool's day, her boss put sticky notes all over her cubicle saying "I love Justin Bieber" which was totally not true, so she got revenge by going into his office and flipping EVERYTHING upside-down. She flipped paintings, a printer and anything else that could possibly be in an office, upside-down.

I was outside shoveling snow, my brother was told to help me. He didn't, and I cleared the 14 car driveway on my own. Oh, and I happened to have started training as a mechanic at the time, with my tools in my truck, to include a 2-ton floor jack. I jacked up each wheel, packed snow under the vehicle, and then began pilling the snow on top of his car, completely burying it. Then came the garden hose to the bottom half of the car... Funnily enough, he joined the military very soon after.

2:38 I personally couldn't be happier whenn someone welcomes me like that.

My best revenge is being in a healthy happy relationship after leaving an abusive one, turning him into the police for a warrant, giving the police the lock code for his phone which was full of evidence of many crimes and putting him in prison.

I know this is late, but I'd still love to share my personal revenge story. A good friend of mine (back in middle school) had this awful boyfriend. He'd lay hands on her in violent ways. So, to break up with him, we decided to do something... Gruesome. My friend has a farm and she rides horses. Her 'boy' would drop by in the evenings to meet up and "play" in the hay. Well, when he showed up, it was a horror movie scene, created by yours truly. My friend lay dead in the barn, cornstarch blood EVERYWHERE, and me... in a mask and with a chainsaw my friend's dad taught me to use just for this. Of course, we hid parts of her in hay and left other fake parts around the barn. I hear him scream, and reve my engine. Rushing out, the guy looked to me, and I let out a war cry. He passed out and LITERALLY peed himself. We never saw Jim again, tbh. I don't really wonder what happened to him, but I hope he turned into a better person.

The last one about the bully is just nasty, he used an innocent woman to get back at a bully from school, not knowing whether the bully had changed his ways and not caring about the devastation caused to the innocent woman. Most of these revenge things are just plain nasty...

Here in Germany, it is customary to take a "Brotzeit" (sandwich) to work, i.e. a sandwich with one or the other side dish. A friend of mine had a colleague who thought it was funny to steal food from him and others. So they decided to teach him a lesson...they put tense rat traps in their work bags. The colleague steadfastly claimed that the two broken fingers happened at home. But the thefts stopped.

Here’s one: I pulled in to the grocery store parking lot and found a spot one car away from a lady that had just finished loading her groceries into her expensive SUV, while talking on the phone. I gave her a friendly nod when she looked at me and I put my blinker on, indicating I was going to take the spot one car away from hers. She ignored me and pushed her basket into the parking spot I was just about to pull in to, then avoided eye contact as she walked back and got in her car. I jumped out and kindly gave her the cart back, parking it directly behind her car but in a way that she could easily see it in her rear view mirror. Her having to get back out to move it is great revenge right? Well it turns out she didn’t see the need to check her mirrors to make sure no cars were behind her because she backed right into the shopping cart! Great day that was.

I was listening to the station when the last one aired!!! Oh my gosh it was a priceless piece of history I'll never forget.

When my dad was in college, his roommates never did dishes so he broke all of them except for one so they would either have to clean the plate constantly, or they eat on the table, or eat with a nasty plate.

I have a story So at my high school there was this pretty hefty and big kid who would always steal other people's lunches & even id cards (It's a private school & the cards are like debt cards that parents put money on so students can buy things at the canteen or item store/uniform) and some got sick of it so one kid decided to bring in a fake lunch and a real lunch he laced his entire fake lunch with laxatives' and made sure that the other kid could see it. So right after morning tea that kid that was stealing lunches had eaten the entire fake lunch, after he got into class about 10 minutes in his stomach felt weird and then out of nowhere he started to have diarrhoea and ran out of class, down the hall into the bathroom screaming "SH!T". Turns out he was constipated so that kid did him a favor

Life Advice: No matter how appealing the idea is. Never ever get a roommate.

The first British guy should be a businessman... PERIOD.

Many years ago, my dad worked at a box plant. There was somebody who kept stealing food, so him and a few coworkers decided to make a cheesecake. Except it wasn't a cheesecake. They took rat poison that looked a lot like cheesecake, cut out a triangle, took cardboard dust, stuck it to the bottom, then put shaving cream on top.

The last revenge story is totally the best a certified doin' your mom classic

Being mad at someone for snoring is stupid, it’s not like the person snoring is doing it on purpose

I had someone stealing cans of pop from the fridge in the house I was renting a room in. I took one out of the case, shook it up and replaced it. I got my revenge that same night when I heard some cursing coming from one of the rooms. My roommate stole the can and opened it, and it erupted all over him, I just laughed....the theft stopped after that...

11:06 I’ve seen those seagulls before they will eat the fries straight out of your hand.

- 10:03 that was well deserved 👏🏽!! Some shampoos are extremely expensive and I shouldn't be paying for someone else, especially someone who has no respect for my own property! Karma, karma, karma. I sure do love it !!

In college, one of my classmates was stealing my lunch until one day when I made my sandwich with spicy mustard and engine grease. The look on his face: priceless. I had never had my lunch stolen after that.

I loved the story of the farmer who ploughed the field around the cars! Good for him 👍🤣

That nailing A High school Bully’s Mom was classic!! Doing it was great! But THEN he got the supercharged Bonus of a Broadcast to Half the City!!

When I get unwanted calls, I either just put the phone to one side and go off to do something else for a while, or I pretend that I can't hear them and keep on repeating, "HELLO I CAN'T HEAR YOU". I then get louder the more I have to repeat myself. I also used the seagull revenge on noisy holiday makers returning to their caravan late at night. I always wake by about 6a.m. and would throw bread onto their caravan. Within minutes the birds would be making a racket on their roof. It was great if they were drunk. It gave them a bigger headache.

I actually have a quite nice story of revenge on a roommate myself. This is a long(-ish) story so bring a bit of time) I was friends with her for almost 3 years of highschool and we went to the same school AND lived in the same dorm. So after highschool it came out that both our colleges where in the same City and we decided to move in to one appartement together. It wasn't long until I had to do all the housework and if she ever did it she didn't see it through. (She for example swept the dirt under the carpets) She also always went partying and came back after midnight ,when I was already sleeping, came in and made tons of noises so I'd wake up even though I had to wake up early in the morning (and there was so much more...) At some point the mood between us changed and got more hostile. At some point she said she would move out and already had a place (she was obliviously planning that behind my back) Which brought even more problems for me because she wanted to dump the whole rent for the next 3 months on me (and i could not affort that) So the day of her moving out came and while moving she took a huge list of things ,that belonged to me, with her. (Among other things 2 Green plates) When I had her bring my stuff back to me she actually brought back 2 Green plates from THE DORM we lived in 1 year ago. She also told me I should have moved the things into my room so there would be no confusion. She made it Sound like it was my fault that she stole my stuff🤦🏼‍♀️. A few weeks later (finally living in peace and still having to share the rent) she sent me a message that she was going to have a goodbye party at the appartement I was living in alone and only with my things (furniture and all). She also wrote that if I don't want her guest to use any of my stuff I should just put it in my room. (Furniture of a whole appartement in ONE ROOM?!) I wrote that I dont agree and never got an answer.(she still had a key because we still shared the rent) Now I absolutely didn't know what to do anymore and I was all alone in a (relatively) new city 5 hours away from home. I called my parents and explained the Situation. I have the best parents and they immediately said that they are coming. The night of the party came (my parents where there) And we deactivated the electricity,the water and took away the toiletpaper and sat in the livingroom (on the only setting there is) And waited for them to come. At 23:20 they came and my parents stand at the door and greeted everyone with the words:,,Hi, are you here to steal our stuff aswell?" After sitting in the dark for about half an hour they had enough and left. It was a rather short party. Sadly in the end I did have to pay the full rent for 2 months but at least I could live and sleep at peace without the dread someone might come in at any given moment. If you made it till here, congratulations and also thanks.😉 Also: if there are any spelling mistakes, I'm sorry. English is not my first language.🙈

I love Brits. That's so freaking hilarious lmao.

Thanks for the memories. The car on the right site of the thumpnail was the car of a friend. And it was done to him as a joke after a drunken night. The pic is from a sunday morning and his car was parking legal. Very nice to see this pop up on a random yt vid around 20 years later^^

7:45 I somehow loved how happy and smug that "Whoopsy!" Sounded i cant help it.

The revenge on the bully in the last segment was definitely the best

I had an abusive boyfriend. He had been constipated for about a week. I got back at him by giving him for natural laxatives plus one bar of the chocolate kind, just before he went to work that day. Needless to say he came home with wide eyes and told me he had to spend the whole day on the toilet, almost $h!tting himself every time! He never knew that I did it on purpose because I’m a very nice and loving person. Lol I left him. He didn’t deserve me.

The Imperial March from Star Wars just completely broke me! Thanks for the amazingly over the top, unhinged laugh! 🤣🤣

Best Snowman revenge I have seen was built over a tree stump. The "Bully" drove his pickup into it.

Darth Vader's theme playing for you as you get off a plain would be the BEST

My roommate use to eat all my ice cream without asking. So one day I brought some green tea ice cream, melt it, mix it with a lot wasabi and refrozen it. Oh the satisfaction when he took a spoon full of wasabi. 😂😂

When I was little, all of my belongings were stolen out of the classroom during recess and at least one item was found in one of the school's dumpsters. I knew who did it, but there was literally no way to prove it. Instead, as the staff were helping me find and retrieve my items from the dumpsters, I collected some of the slime outside of them when they weren't looking at me. Shockingly, the bully I knew to be responsible, (mainly because they all but admitted it to my face by gloating), was finding the most horribly smelling, impossible to wash out or even identify substance on the sides of the legs of their personal school desk, on the bottom of their notebook, the very edges of the hem of their jacket... Basically, we both had to deal with what they did, and neither of us were ever caught. Difference being, they never even suspected what I was doing or that it was me in the first place. That's the problem with being a prolific bully--the suspect list is virtually endless.

17:06 imagine their conversation (most likely in german) WAS DIE HÖLLE

I’m surprised Mark Rober’s Glitter Bomb Bait Package isn’t in the episode.

i do agree with you on the art installation, that would be cool to see in an art museum, here is exhibit H, we call it half life

When I was in school a bully kept on bullying me and was a huge blabbermouth, spilling my and my friends secrets. Back then we went to after school care, and our classroom was the after school care room. We also knew that he hated this girl named Sarah, so we took after school care to the fullest and wrote in his and his friend's book, "I love Sarah and I'm going to kiss her." It was the best way we ever got revenge because it totally shut the two of them up. Definitely a great video.

10:02 In my opinions, the revenge is just right. The roommate didn't go bald, he simply got his lesson and ignoring someone's request several times is just bad.

My best one : A spoiled 10-year-old brat who was having a temper tantrum on the train, because the trip lasted 3 hours and he wanted to arrive right away. (Maybe he was hoping that the clock would magically speed up for him, or that someone would put him in a helicopter.) He was sitting across from me and kicking me. His mother was pretending not to hear me when I told her to tell his son to stop hitting me. He kept going, so I told the spoiled brat to stop kicking me. He bit my arm in "Answer". He bit so hard that my arm was bleeding. Not a lot, but enough to stain my white pants. I told the mother that in his shoes I would get the kid tested, because I was HIV positive. The face of the mother and the spoiled kid was priceless, and she rushed out at the first stop with him screaming his lung out because he do not want a shot medicine. XD I read a similar story on the internet a long time ago, and when that spoiled brat bit me, I got the idea to do the same. But in the first place, the idea was come from bashfr.org. Thanks that girl to share that. It worked perfectly. ^^

I think the nair replacement was pietic justice. You are taught as a child not to use other people's things w/o permission. This guy had even been told to stop. Some of my hair products are over $40. But even if the shampoo was a cheap generic, it was hopefully a good life lesson for someone who seemed to think he was entitled to do what he wanted.

After the 3rd time of a neighbor hosting outdoor concerts in their backyard while we lived in the city, I had enough. Calling the police did very little as they were often busy with real crimes. I awoke Sunday morning very groggy as the concert went until at least 2 AM. When I stepped outside, the street in front of my house was a sea of brown broken beer bottles. I got out my push broom, cleared the street, then piled the broken glass under the tires of the homeowner. Not only was there no more concerts, but they soon moved!

We had a RN who worked day shift. She would steal everyone’s coffee creamer that was nonfat from Swing and Night shift. So I decided to alternate every week with Exlax and Imodium AD. I told my crew (Swing shift) and Night shift what I was going to do. They knew Not to use the Nonfat. After about a month one afternoon in report, she complained that one week she would have uncontrollable diarrhea and the next week she was so constipated that she didn’t know what to do. It was all we could do to keep from laughing. That night I passed it along to Night shift. We all had a big laugh. After several months of missing so much work for being “sick” with diarrhea, she was let go. When she was working, she was a very lazy nurse and would try to push her duties off on other RNs. Everyone was glad to see her go.

Back in college, i remember having to make a group project. You see we have a long weekend after that week we were doing that project. That project was also the last output we needed for that semester on that class so its big deal. For some reason i agreed that i will be doing half the work for it as long as they are doing the rest after on their homes. My group mates were friends and they should have no problem doing the rest on that loong weekend if they help each other, specially since i already did half of it. It was all going well untill before our class ends the day before the long weekend, they sneaked off class and gone home early, leaving me the unfinished project, them expecting me to do all the work for them. I was infuriated as the grade will be shared and they knew i wouldn't get a gradea for it if i do not work for it. I can't just simply talk to my professor to just own the entire project as they have a share of the materials for it. Also not finnishing it on time would risk myself having an incomplete grade on my professor's class. That is when i made my pettiest revenge. I talk to may professor, explained her the situation, told her if she can arrange that i will be cut to the group and do my own project instead, using my own materials for it, that i won't get incomplete output. My professor agreed as my groupmates also did cut classes by going home early. I spent my long week end doing my separate individual project but had my last laugh, as the loong weekend pass, i have my own project, having my output completed in time, while my lazy groupmates who wasted their time enjoying their long weekends now needed to find extra time to finnish the project they left behind, less they want to repeat the semester for that class.

This is probably a bit tame, but it took place years ago when I was serving Uncle Sam and stationed down at Fort Hood. I was older than a lot of the other junior enlisted men in my unit since I had enlisted at the age of 23 instead of 17 or 18. I was in the mechanized infantry and living off post in a dirty little trailer park, but my little home was popular because I cooked homemade meals and provided a place for the other fellows in my company to crash rather than going back to the barracks on the weekends. One morning I had to run one of my roommates back on post to do his laundry and this other fellow who stayed over quite a bit woke up and asked me to pick him up something to eat on the way back home. The kitchen was fully stocked and he didn't have any bread, so I told him to just fix something for himself and ran down all the stuff I had on hand, but everything I suggested he just shot down. I kept asking him what he wanted, but he just kept answering, "I don't care, man, I'll eat anything." So, I started listing all the different fast food joints I would be passing on my way to and from the barracks and asking him what he wanted, but every time I made a suggestion, I got that same answer "I dunno man, I don't care, I'll eat anything." Then I mentioned a couple of places that were a little bit out of the way, but he just kept on with that same refrain, "I dunno, I don't care, I'll eat anything." By now I've wasted over forty-five minutes and my roommate is getting ticked off, so I say, "Fine, I got this." So on the way to the main gate we pass this fast food taco place, you know the one that used to use the little dog in their ads? I pull through the drive through and up to the mike. When the guy asks mee what I want, I say, "What is the nastiest, hottest stuff you sell?" "Excuse me sir?" "What is the hottest, nastiest tasting stuff you have behind the counter?" "I don't think I understand.." "Just tell me what the nastiest, hottest stuff is you have behind the counter." "Well, we have this green sauce and it's really hot.." "Fine, give me two large burritos and fill them with nothing but green sauce!" ""I don't think I can do that.." "Sure you can. Just take and fill two burritos with nothing but green sauce." "I'll have to charge you full price for that." "No problem. And I need one more thing. Take a large cup and fill it with ice and just enough 'blank' cola' to give it color." "Excuse me sir?" "Give me a large cup of ice with just enough 'blank' to give it color.' At that point the manager got on and I had to repeat the entire order over to him, but I managed to convince him I was serious and that I would pay full price for the order. It took them a few extra minutes to put it together, and a happily paid for it and picked it up. At this point, my roommate decided he could do his laundry later because ther was no way he was missing out on this one. So we returned home and handed our friend his food, both of us so cool butter wouldn't have melted in our mouths. I've got to give him credit, too. He was hungry! He inhaled that first burrito so fast that he didn't even notice the burn. He bit into that second one, though and the heat hit. His face turned fire engine red. Beads of sweat broke out on his brow. Tears welled up in his eyes and he grabbed his soda. He took one mighty swig and got maybe half of a mouthful before he was sucking air. Then he started shaking the cup and all you could hear was that ice rattling. He ran over to the sink and started scooping dishwater into his mouth. As my roommate nearly fell out laughing, I looked at him completely deadpanned and said, "You said you'd eat anything."

Ah yes. Roommate eats your cake, give them a lethal amount of medicine. But it's THE FUNNY REVENGE XD XD so it's good

Being bald myself, the NAIR prank had considerable significance for me; you steal my hair cleaner… I steal your hair! 👩🏻‍🦲

The queens guard are just savage in general. 🤣

here's one: so my mom won 500 dollars on a lottery ticket and went to red lobster. the reason why that's important is my dad won more than her and kept the money and my dad is allergic to seafood

Once, my brother and I were at the park with our friends. My brother decided it would be fun to chase one of the Canada geese for fun, but the goose turned the tables and chased him instead! He never did it again, so it was worth it.

Years ago I worked for this machine shop that was the definition of terrible work environment; toxic management, toxic coworkers, unrealistic deadlines. Well one day I had enough, so for 2 weeks straight I peed and “ejected” reproductive fluid into milk jugs and let them ferment in the scorching sun (this was the middle of summer at 100 degrees F) and poured the mixture into their coolant tanks on my last day, then proceeded to watch as the toxic coworker and manager got sprayed by the laced coolant and were covered head to toe in the gnarly mixture. I can’t even begin to tell you how bad that stuff burnt my eyes it felt like I got pepper sprayed

Revenge Story: Worked at a small office with only 6 staff members. The boss set an office goal for the month with the reward being a free lunch for everyone. We all worked hard to reach the goal, and on the final day, had finally gotten there. However, the boss claimed that since we didn't reach the goal by noon- it didn't count, so she wasn't buying lunch ( which was only 2-3 pizzas and a large salad to share). So we waited until the her next day off and had a pot-luck lunch where everyone brought in food to share and posted it on the employee group chat. The boss then accused us of "eating on company time" and wrote us up. Everyone quit within 2 months leaving the office completely unstaffed.

I was once on a course in Christchurch NZ, when students on a d ifferent course run by a different Company in same building, kept stealing and drinking all our courses milk, I brought my own milk to course and labeled it Breast Milk, NO ONE ever drank my milk, and they actually stopped drinking and using all our milk again :)

I pulled that Nair hair remover switch on my ex-husband 🤣🤣 My Mom worked out in the heat and kept a bag of baby powder in the bathroom for those times you need a little "puff". Someone thought it was an illicit substance and stole said bag! She announced in the break room during lunch that her powder had been stolen and what powder was actually for. 😁

The cat food one is hilarious😹

My sister was giving me problems so one day she left her computer unlocked an I changed her home and password screen to show green beans. My sister HATES green beans. She has very little in computer skills and didn't know how to change it back. Oh she was mad at me but afterwards she realized I was the only one who could fix it. So she played it nice for a week till I changed it back. This was years ago when computing wasn't user friendly.

I had a horrible boss once so what I did was move his desk an inch closer to the door of his office every day. He didn’t notice until his desk was blocking his door and every time he moved it back, I would do the same thing all over again. This went on for two months

My favourite is the band playing Darth Vader's theme. That is truly awesome. I call BS, however on whoever originated the Nair story. I've used Nair loads of times (as intended - on my legs) however, it has to be left on for a while (longer than most people would leave conditioner in their hair) and it is not intended for hair the thickness of head-hair. There is no way that it would make someone bald, or even have bald patches unless they left it on way too long. If they did that, their skin most likely would have started burning. While a funny thought, not a likely premise.

So I have a revenge story that happened to me a year back and the end was at starting of summer vacation :^ So when I was doing softball there was this one girl that was almost always on my team, she sent notes to everyone else on the team (including me) telling us what we what we “needed” too work on. For me it said “if you raise the bat you can hit the ball!” And the thing was I was pretty much the only person on the team who could hit… (this is a softball team for ppl in elementary type thing) so i remembered that for some time and on summer vacation I found out she swam with a floaty around the arms and stuff, so when school starts back up I’ll be in 6th grade… she’s in the same school and grade so if I make some rumors and stuff I can get a well needed revenge :) (btw she has been real rude to me for a while, and her father also has been real rude to my father. Edit:some grammar ;-;

this took “doing yo mom” to a whole new level

Last year in physical school one of my classmates thought it was a good idea to try bullying me right before spanish class.. he tried to push me out the line onto the ground but I overpowered him and pushed him into some mud and unfortunately on a plant while it was raining.. he had to go home because his shirt and pants were ruined and I didnt get in trouble lmao

A colleague told me some time ago that his garden fence was flattened by some farmers every year during the harvest season, but when he asked for compensation, no one was responsible for the damage. So he replaced the usual fence posts with a 120mm steel beam cast 1m deep in concrete. The first year, the fence was still intact, but the steel beam showed some ... shall we say, "telltale deep scratches." Over the next few years, the marks on the road showed wide circles around the fence, so that one would never even dream of touching it again. Revenge accomplished.

The shampoo spiked revenge- They asked nicely, he ignored, he got what he deserved.

A long time ago I used to work in an electronics factory in Silicon Valley. Someone kept stealing lunches out of the break room refrigerator. So I made a sandwich that no thief could resist and laced it with syrup of ipecac. Before you knew it someone was praying to the porcelain god. I almost got fired for poisoning my own sandwich. The CEO overturned the manager's decision so I was able to keep my job, The thief was fired and escorted off the premises by security.

When I worked in a bank, I had multiple people paying others in pennies. Always cracked me up.

I burst out laughing at the Imperial March 🤣🤣

Kudos to the Star Wars theme, and the hair remover revenge!!!

The revenge on the car with pickaxes is actually a group of people owning a security company who vandalized stores and peoples property untill they started using their services

3:45 The BEST Karon revenge EVER LOL

Really cool how he used the HCBBS music from Hermitcraft Season 7.

The welded together box with the unpleasant wording on what the one side made me laugh a toooon hehehe hahaha

Putting Hair remover in the shampoo bottle was brilliant. The thief did it to himself.

A bunch of raccoons went and destroyed my goldfish pond a meet week after completion. They scared my goldfish and injured one. I tried building a fence but they climed it I tried making the water level go down but they still got it. So I decided I had had enough and went to the store and picked up some cayenne pepper sauce and spiked some tortilla chips with it until they where soggy, then added a layer of nuttella so they won't miss it. I find the chips gone the next day And never see them again. And for the cherry on top my goldfish made a full recovery!

The Imperial March for an Arab ruler. Wow. That's genius!!!!!! BRAVO!!!

That one with the Post-it notes genius but I can never I don’t have the patience to do that