Pasta de la investmento

Well it worked so far.

honestly they had me against the ropes with that barrage.

Basta de la Pasta

Are they currently not a very successful business ??

Josh very good

I approve of this pun. Well done xD

???

Bravo

Des T what’s ??? Supposed to mean? 😂😂😂

no one commented on this brilliance, that's a crime and for that, i'm out

Freaking love this

Wow this comment made my day 🙏🏽

Peter "Pizzajones" Jones

Peter Jones: if I invest in you I need to be part of everything you have... your car, your house, your wife, and your unborn child.

You're so right, it was a scream

Man their smiles were just infuriating 😅

Pun Master

I appreciate this comment

This is brilliant

This made my day. LMAO

10/10

𒁲🅹🅰🆈🅵🅰𒁲 ✓ • 5 years ago jerking it’s out

I think , Jenny , looks a secret, sexy siren. Am I right, or mad !! Lol.

If I ever went on Dragon's Den I'd make sure my business plan was so good even Neil Patrick Harris wouldn't be out

Oh yes I came for the Jenny comments and I was not disappointed!

Ahaha i was just thinking this so true.

Retrospect is a beautiful thing

LIES

@@wstboy6347 What lies??

source?

@@patrickgalvezpots see below

thespoon.tech/barilla-acquires-pasta-evangelists-a-uk-based-fresh-pasta-delivery-startup/ ouch but then again Peter would have only gotten like majorly diluted down to like 1-1.5% of 40M which would be like 600.000, seeing how he's worth roughly 400 million, he's gonna be okay :)

But they claimed 40 million turnover a year, so they didn't even achieve what they claimed

They have an army of them.

Really! ...and Hasta La Vista isn't even Italian, it's Spanish. smh

Ask Your Dad Or Isit Pasta Your Bedtime

Not sure, but they’re pasta sell-by date....

They don't employ dads. They employ college radio interns to write them.

albo181 😂😂😂

😂 I like it 👍

These Jenny jokes just keep getting better & better 😂😂

😂🧗

From THAT deal? ...She went for the window

Thank you Damian

Was hoping to see this. How funny, we listen to these guys get torn apart, come to the comments to find tons of other people calling them fools only to learn that they definitely made it succeed. Guess Peter was totally wrong lol. I would certainly take a nice £40 million...

@@finnlagun8296 Congratulations Finn...do you want to hang out?

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn Seems they were both diluted to 1% each, so they took a nice 400k.

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn They should thank the global pandemic on their knees, probably no real business case if the pandemic did not happen. But it is funny, how life can go. In this case, the dragons were 100% Right to now invest.

Wow. Read the article. Guess covid really changed lives.

Yup

Why sell for $40 million when they claimed $40 million turnover a year for the coming years...

@@MonkeyBizness420 the price isn't disclosed they are literally guessing. It's worth as much as a youtube comment

Not really. They look at the investment and make a decision based off the information they’ve been given. No way if I had the money I would have invested in this.

TRUE

Very dubious indeed 🤔

One is and one is from Newcastle

@@alisonwunderland9900 whales

Alex is Italian I can tell from his Italian pronunciation (I'm Italian too) he doesn't have the hand gesture as well as common sense

You just said what was already said by her in the video

she's full of crap. she's only been involved in one business, only knows about one business.

@@leeshanpillay1253 Im sure RIGGED ELECTION was saying Jenny didnt invest in her son's restaurant either LOL

They're assests are worth 3.2mill now, so they've done pretty well

SHHHHH! She is really there to sleuth out business ideas for her son's restaurant!

It's "Pro Gains" LMAOO

They sold their business for millions, he sold his house for thousands.

They were told someone would come on presenting a traditional italian food, but just chose the wrong one.

Didn't he change his name to Pizza Jones to gain 1.5 percent equity in a spaghetti and wine dealership on a recent episode?

SAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! IM A DEAF PERSON BY THE WAY. THANK YOU

ROTFL

I honestly thought the announcer said "Pizza Jones". Glad the captions agree.

YouMustBeFibbing hahaha

I’d like to occupy his space

"I have a kitchen."

Lol

😂

Good for them!

@@shutupntakemymoni it's not though

To be fair, a global pandemic drove that valuation. They got lucky.

@@McStoolio Every big business success involves luck. (Not every failure though)

@@McStoolio lmao there are 100's companies there

touker dat OG

"Yep but its not premium pasta ..."😂

IaaS service lol

My instant thought was my local Italian run restaurant charges around £8-10 for authentic huge portioned pasta!

Yea but can you get marallabellini, or colintollini alla Mariano, or spaciaglolini momollini?

@@Matzes this made me giggle, cause I honestly can't tell if you made those up

Your wife doesn't get out of my bed for YOUR 1.5 either, mate

@@BigBoss0112 😂😂 lol

This line is more alder then my grandmother and she just passed 97.

@@a-k9161 I'm sorry to hear that.

Alex and Finn just sold majority stakes to global pasta leader Barilla for 40 million pounds. Learn how to get out of bed for a 1 million bucks, habibi.

I'm so early that Touker hasn't even mentioned his office space in London yet

Friendly Neighbourhood Spidey I’ve yet to see these offices

Jenny loves salmon

@@melonheadman1 and for that reason, she'll have trout

@ChiefShittingBull you whit nit...

You are funny.

Alex and Finn just sold majority stakes to global pasta leader Barilla for 40 million pounds. Learn how to get out of bed for a 1 million bucks, habibi.

Lmao so true.

@@RealGuidoFawkes No rational investor would've invested in that situation either. Now go back and suck on your spaghetti, "habibi."

That is correct!

@@alessandrosavelli6553 well done, man!

@@alessandrosavelli6553 Well done. You've proved. Rejections are just hurdles to be crossed.

But only own 12% of the company together at the time of sale, so who really won, especially since losing money the first 5-7 years

@@MonkeyBizness420 only 2 million each? Damn you're right

The balls on these guys to walk in and act like their business is already worth £3M

Amit Sugarman it’ll be worth 200 million in 5 years okay, why? Because *their pasta so tastyoolllle.* Great evaluation I’m in!

You gotta admire their balls but business wise they're clueless

Karl Rudd if by balls you mean stupidity

Alex and Finn just sold majority stakes to global pasta leader Barilla for 40 million pounds. Learn how to get out of bed for a 1 million bucks, habibi.

You make a valid point but you have to look at it from the broadcaster's point of view. Ultimately they want good content and they don't really care what the motive of the entrepreneurs are as long as it looks good on TV.

In that case, i think they have the right to roast them on tv

Half the people on this show just want tv time. The investment side of things is really just an excuse to make the whole thing work.

Yeah, you do see it a lot. Doesn't really work if they look like complete idiots though.

They clearly knew their product, customer & the numbers so they must've known that at 2.5% with a valuation of £3M they weren't going to get anything close to it, they even understood how many years they'd be in the red, it's rare that you see businesses that come on here that acknowledge that or even have that as a possibility, they were smart deciding to come on the show knowing they came for exposure & probably won't care for an investment considering they're offering 2.5% for £75k with the intentions of raising £1.625M more at that rate they'd lose control of their business quickly and they didn't seem like giving up control to begin with.

It seems like the most successful businesses featured on the show were the ones they didn’t invest in. They were clearly such wise investors 😂

She stopped writing as their mouths opened.

She's just there for the free food at lunchtime

She stopped writing that morning at breakfast time.

Grab has raised over $7 Billion to date, bought out Uber in South-East Asia, is worth $14 BIllion, and isn't profitable. What's your point?

@@nugget7865 capitalism sucks It just sucks less than everything else Let's go back to trading leather pls

@@ChicDead26 ?

@@nugget7865 Lmao idk I just had a moment there

@@ChicDead26 who is trading leather? Do you know anything about it? Or you just fantasizing about a bullshit life that you raise tomatoes or sheep to make today's "bread" or tomorrow's milk by trading? Will you take your leather to the market that will be waiting with food and new phones to trade with your leather? If you want to be a farmer you can also do it right now, since capitalism sucks.. If you want to work on a factory for all your life with minimum wages and no ambition there are countries that have communism.. Are you joking like this cause a big business is not working? And if it did work, the people involved that have shares would be greedy bosses right? I know that it will not get into your head, but why dont you raise tomatoes or go to be a skinner and make leather right now? Is it not profitable enough? Will it be more profitable if the system of economics crashes? Even if capitalism runs with problems, it is because people with problems run it.

Exactly 😂

Partyfreaker before that: *Vapiano has left the chat, eataly is entering the chat, literally any other italian restaurant have entered the chat*

Do you mean corona the beer or the coronavirus?

🤣

I imagine, that in fact they’ve been quite successful this year as people are ordering food to be delivered at home due to the Coronavirus

if anything corona would help a home food delivery service

Lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

is this just a running joke like a Jenny's one or is he really desperately trying to sell some of his office apartments lol?

Hilarious, Levi!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@kimskis Running joke

We only see 10 min of a 2 or 3 hour negotiation

Grazie - really appreciate it - a pleasure to serve you.

@@finnlagun8296 Ciao. how are things going today for your business?

If I'm eating it at home out of a box it'd better be cheaper than a restaurant!

Shill

@@Yobbie72 he sold it for 40m quid lol. Insane. Well done them.

@Chris No they didn't wally.

@Chris It's called fashion, dweeb. I don't take advice from plonkers locked in their father's basement.

@Chris Getting so annoyed, I can box. I'd fist you if I saw you, trust me.

@Chris uploading a picture of yourself soon mate? Let's see how you sport your chin meringue.

@Chris I'm just saying, the guys showing his face and you're poking fun? It's quite a show of insecurity that's all. I hope you grow more confident in the future, stay safe

Joe Ayres mate that’s pretty impressive, bordering on creative. 10/10 for impact and 9/10 for effort. Thumbs up 👍🏽

Tonald Drump lol

LOL!!

I cannoli believe you'd be so salty about this pitch!

He does.

gtabro1337 lmao have to say this the best pun yet lol

😂

duo

Jamie whatever

You had to order three times to figure all that out?

@@RealityCheck6T9 You had to comment before processing the words "It's good maybe once every couple of months"?

@@ommar3654 you make a valid point. I would appreciate you expressing it less passive-aggressively.

@@RealityCheck6T9 Hahaha...check your entitlement! ommar used the same tone to you, that you used to T B. If you don't like being spoken to in that way, don't speak to others in that way! 🤣

@@jessicataylor7174 Okay I get it. I'll take the L.

Pettyyyyyyyyyy 😂

Love it!

Great product, always look forward to my pasta delivery!

Vi amo hahahaha

Uuuufffaaaa!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yep. They valued themselves at what, 3 mil? That 75,000 they asked for would have turned into 1 million pounds.

@@iqless7313 2.5% equity for 75,000 so 30 mil. The hatter says it could easily be worth 200 mil in the future (which is ofc BS).

@@CST1992 can you even math? 2.5% equity for 75k is not 30 mil. it's 3 mil

@@iqless7313 Wait, yes - you're right. It's 3 million.

he doesnt get out of bed for pasta

He only gets out of bed if you are interested in his office space.

They should get Touker a bed instead of a chair and only when he hears they're looking for an investment of more than 5% he wakes up.

IO = Im out

No the other one had the posh English accent, the bloke from Genoa doesn't have an English accent

Alex and Finn just sold majority stakes to global pasta leader Barilla for 40 million pounds. Learn how to get out of bed for a 1 million bucks, habibi.

@@RealGuidoFawkes Molto penne!

Well not all of us speak with a super mario accent! Sorry for the disappointment

LIES

@@wstboy6347 www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/markets/article-9144095/Great-British-Bake-judge-Prue-Leith-set-make-small-fortune-sale-UK-pasta-firm.html I didnt just make it up; I read it- see attached

Hindsight is 20 20

Ignore that article it's wrong, when you look into it properly it sold for an undisclosed amount. That £40 million was just an internet rumour that everyone started to believe ( including the journalist who wrote that article) There is no substance to that article at all,look into it a bit deeper and you will sed

no they didn't.

$30/2 portions per month? only a moron would buy this

Did it acc?🤣 I’m being serious btw

They just sold a majority of their company for 40 million pounds.

Pasta la vista 😱

you do realize that he writes it himself ??

@@andipandi5641 What VO actor writes their own lines? That sounds like a dream job.

@@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti his name is Evan Davis and title is presenter .. and i am sure that his wage packet reflects that title and the talents that he applies..

@@FleurCoutureFloral Hasta la vista isn't even Italian, it's Spanish. smh

Source?

Your wifes vibraitor

@@GalvakzaMusic Sauce

I doubt they’re it made them wealthier than most of the panel but they def made a bunch of money

But are they worth £200million yet as they promised?

@@lizclegg7556 are they worth 200 million on the business PROPOSED?

@@EvansdiAl In any case, some people are willing and able to pay high prices for pasta recipes that aren't run-of-the-mill, especially if they don't have to do the cooking.

@@pennypay1 worth 200 million tho?

Nevertheless, it's good to hear they've had some success in their field, even if their original idea was overblown.

Scott Mann 7:52

Nobody? You sound as arrogant as these dragons 🤣

I would for a special meal. We're not all plebs whose only Italian experience is spag bol :P

I hate jar sauce, I make my own, 10x nicer and cheaper and healthier too. Jar sauce is so sugary and gross. But I don't spend a lot on the actual pasta. I make a wicked crab linguine/spaghetti with budget 20p pasta!😁 if I'm skint I'll use tinned crab. If you are the type that can afford to regulary buy their pasta you can buy it ready made from posh delis and high end food shops. Or online.

@@littleboots9800 yeah agreed, anyone who uses jarred sauce is joking if they consider that good or actual cooking. It's heating up, not cooking. Yeah of course you can buy shitty cheap pasta for very cheap. Big surprise. But many people aren't interested in bad food. And for the times they are short on time something like this is good. It must be pretty good if 96% are happy enough to use them again. I don't understand people not getting the difference between cheap crap and what these guys are clearly trying to do.

Whatever Jenny might be, she isn't schizophrenic.

@@murrmac Ack. Debo. I meant Deborah can laugh at herself

Are you working for pasta evangelist?

@@bazaardesrevesgui No, why do you ask?

@@bazaardesrevesgui Google their net worth, then you'll realise just how much of a clown that Sulyman guy is.

*Needs 2 mil before they'll break even* HOW

@@bravepart 3.5 mil

@@bravepart because they're targeting rapid growth rather than slow, bootstrapping towards profitability. Both are legitimate approaches to building a business. The dragons have a strong bias towards bootstrapped businesses because, on the whole, that's how they made their own money. Many founders who have bootstrapped their companies believe the VC investment game is a bubble/scam and that it doesn't require the same business skill as bootstrapping.

@@jakejones2818 Two key issues with that - they're using other people's money; their £3m valuation. They've valued their business at £3m but sold 22k portions of pasta - that's £160 per portion just to break even rofl.

@@jessicataylor7174 you missed the point entirely, well done

Facts

Alex and Finn just sold majority stakes to global pasta leader Barilla for 40 million pounds. Learn how to get out of bed for a 1 million bucks, habibi.

Queensland?? Awright mate

"I'm originally from Italy" "Yeah but where did you get out of bed this morning"

@@mrljsmooth7376 where were you from yesterday

Mr LJ Smooth 😂

😂

I can tell you as Italian living in the UK every time me and my fiancee order from them it's like my mum made the food and posted to me!!

Exactly

Sometimes what they need is the exposure.

When they first started out they hadn’t quite got it right but now it’s really good so I see why they are so popular

YESSS IT LOOKS DELISH

It's not nice at all, and the only people saying it are are those who stand to gain from it, let's just put it that way. Worst quality home food pack I've ever had

​@@herrzyklonexactly. Me and 8 my friends took their offer once and NEVER MORE.

Oh yeah, they got free marketing alright 😅 Torn to shreds for their incompetence in business for millions of people to see.

No but Im in Dallas.

Pasta few months?

I havent been on facebook for the last few months because im not 13 and im not a 45 year old mother

try to report the ads as violent or abusing it works for me

They are just trying to throw as much spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks.

Grazie :)

@@alessandrosavelli6553 Ciao Alessandro ma io ti bacerei in fronte per l'idea che hai avuto, da Toscana espatriata ogni volta che faccio un ordine sembra di tornare giù

Wow! Thanks for sharing

Where the prove all sources don't say the amount

That's great

But if it's that easy, could you not make it yourself for a much cheaper cost?

@@alexharrison2743 easy to prepare, not easy to make

@@alexharrison2743 Easy to prepare because the work has been done for you. Not easy to make.

@@SiriusMined yes, that's fair 😊

I've had my own beans on toast recipe dozens of times and it's even easier to prepare and costs about 60p.

Craft is so september 10th. This week the new word is sawshiezer. Its means covered in sawdust and dung

@@johnsmith-wx5fb lol

@@johnsmith-wx5fb Yeah, and served on manhole cover.

@@littleboots9800 by a man with a beard with a checked shirt skin tight jeans and a monocle whilst singing a mumford and sons song