French kid grew up and told troy to line up in that C gap.

In an alternate universe, Pat McAfee is USMNT's new captain, playing club soccer at a decent team in Europe.

French kid grew up to become dutch civillian Nigel de Jong

I need more McAfee soccer stories asap

"I used to shave my legs and my arms." Stripper mcafee has entered the building!!

This could not be more spot on for how youth soccer was

Played with pat in high school, the 2 mile 12 min thing was legit. Factor in it was August (90s) and if you didn’t make it under 12 you had to run it again. The worst.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [Beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [Ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word "start". On your mark, get ready, start.

This dude have stories for days....I will listen 😎

I remember my first beep test in HS (I was 250 something) and signed up for hockey and soccer (Not many students stick with it, let alone two sports classes) so my first soccer class was a beep test ( I made it to 4.8, not bad for my weight. I made it farther than most of the people my weight) and over the three months. I began to drop weight fast, I went from jogging for 7 mins to running a mile in under 5 minutes. Proudest moment of my life, when you put so much effort into succeeding with your goal (Mine was drop under 200 pounds) and by the end of those three months, I went from 250 something to 160 and run a 5 minute mile no matter what (All that running, jogging, skating, and sports all gave me something I could never learn myself. Discipline)

As a goalkeeper I had a coach who told/taught me to step on the back of peoples heals (Achilles area) during corners and set pieces.

@3:20 100% talking about Arda Turan

Was AB a French soccer player in a previous life? 1:00

Just started watching the show this season, and finding a lot of great videos from the past.

Win or lose McAfee run love that haha

i could listen to him talk about this all day

This episode hit right down memory lane.😂💯

Breaks a kids arm in half, scores a tap in

Pat McAfee - I remember back in the day Seneca Valley vs Plum game and we did shadow you all game and yet somehow you still scored on us taking a corner kick. You, J. Fischer, B. Mcdade, and the twins were killers for sure.

1. Google's Turkish National Team 2. They're all Rico Suave'

I could listen to Pat talk about sports all day

Soccer or world football, requires a lot of stamina. Pros average like over 6 miles in runs per 90 minutes.

The beep test still gives me nightmares

I forgot Pat played for Rich Rod. I played high school football with Rich's son in Tucson. They're a nice family.

I used to sprint for Track. I was that kid running beeps for 45 minutes. The only drill I really loved

Words can't express how much Indiana love this guy

This guy is awesome.

At the very Pat talks about a beep sound and how u run to the cone and wait for a beep so u can start running again it sounds like the pacer test!

No hair=no retaliatory? You still got 2 ankles I could still go after

Hey Pat, just how watching this but I caught your reference to the games played off of 465. As a former player myself (of a significantly less caliber) I can say without a doubt your presence would be welcome there

I love it. I played college soccer, hated being shadowed. Loved the stories. Gamesmanship is part of it. Got a red card for doing the same thing

On varsity we would do the pacer test and we would all stop at 20 so we could play indoor faster.

when i was playing high school soccer we did a drill called 10, 15, 30s and we had to finish in under like 20 seconds and we’d keep going until everyone made it back and there was one practice we did that drill for a solid 30 minutes.

Soccer was my thing as well but running wasn't. In a game I could run for days, drills or conditioning, forget it. Completely a mental thing because when I got older and got into running, I could run for miles once I got past that mental block

My math teacher went to Indiana high school and said you were crazyyy gooddd

I almost cried when he said I think it’s now 4 nothing uhh I think it’s time to call this

That is why pat did so good in kicking football. I play soccer in young age and I use to punt long but I never tried to join American football in high school. Now I regret it because I could have been good nfl player

Plz let us know who the Turkish player is

"Retaliability" Love it

Highlight reel coming out soon ?

"Went to France and played a French guy"

I would be so pissed if I got injured and the dude went and scored

I always loved the pacer test though. Maybe because it was one of the few things I was better than everyone else at.

9:10 story of my life

8:44 That’s facts

I actually do remember him playing soccer against fox chapel he was a monster.

My daughter and I traveling all around the country playing agree with the car riding

An American saying he was a very good soccer player needs a HUGE asterisk beside that sentence. The worst Brazilian soccer players goes to teach Americans how to play the sport.

Mayor’s international futsal cup, come thru!!!

Mikasa Ball to play Futsal. That's like national sport in Portugal and that's why we got so many soccer stars here. Everybody plays growin up.

After a productive 3 week Vogelsinger soccer academy in Santa Barbara back in 1997, we were scrimmaging the girls team for fun. As a midfielder, I took possession and began advancing the ball. Nobody was on me and I just took off straight up the gut towards the goal. About halfway there, I was chased down and tackled (kicked) from behind... rupturing my Achilles and virtually ending any shot I had at a scholarship.

Anyone have any vids of Pat playing football (soccer)?

It’s sad when I’m a keeper and I still do the best on the pacer and other stamina things (in my team at least) my pb for the pacer is 102

I haven’t related to anything more. Played at a high level. Played for an Army team in Kuwait. Played the Turks, Brits, and Kuwaiti’s. We weren’t winning shit but I got head butted, kneed in the thigh, basically fucked up for three games. Just so we’re clear, I earned every shot I took. I played like a prick. Scored the only two goals we scored all tournament and gave up 0 goals in 2 halves playing goalie. Angerer’s a gem. We’re from the same area

As soon as he mentioned the beep test I had immediate PTSD... that was brutal

Now I gotta start pulling leg hair in my games

Breaking a kids arm with a soccer ball you kicked is bananas😳😳😳

Hard to believe Pat doesn't still play some soccer

He should have good have got a red card for the boot in the chest

Fucking futsal is the best and I could see this dude being a baller at the “Fido” position (bottom of the diamond) or target forward (top of the diamond).

Made me get beep test PTSD, started hearing that stupid beginning voice in my head, the beeps just kept getting faster and faster... the terror...

I wanna see him play a little soccer

He’s right!!! There are a lot of special players! They develop natural talent just by becoming increasingly better at soccer! Once you get very good at soccer all the other sports become so easy

The frenchie was Eric Cantona

McAfee is hilarious lol

I need to see Pat McAfee the player manager of an expansion MLS team

i think its time for a mic stand

We used to play a game called odds and evens in wrestling practice quickly pull out someone's leg hairs and they have to guess odds or evens. They guess wrong you punch them for the number of hairs you pulled they guess right they punch you

Anybody ever have to do the Swedish mile?

Pat mcafee for fifa team of the year

That beep test is what killed my application to the Royal Marines. Fucking hate that thing.

Exact same practice situation. Tuesday and Thursday, do fine at practice fear the conditioning

90% of my yellow cards were me using them to get under the other kids skin and taking them completely out of their game. They were more of strategic yellows than anything. I got a yellow in one game and the ref came over to give me the card and before he could even pull it out of his pocket I started walking off laughing and said I know, I'll be back after the next dead ball.

Welcome to join our 5 a side team

What team did you play for

The Elpresador of the soccer field

Pat a mini Zlatan? That's hilarious

You should watch Gaelic football pat

Kiski area band!!!! If you went to plum youd understand lmao

Man Pay probably legit had Sports induced Asthma! I had it and man it was scary dude I would hyperventilate at odd times

Also playing other nations is fun when no one is speaking the same language

Petition for Pat to join that pick up soccer game

Lmao it’s so funny my dad is the strength coach at my college and whenever I talk to athletes they tell me he does the beep test all the time 😂😂😂

Not to play but to pull his hair 😂😂😂

Grew up just north of pat. Aldo grew up to be a little bigger than the average highschool soccer player. Graduated at 6'2 and 210 and ran a 10.9 100 and 22.4 200 meter ...Reminds me of me aside from the being apron or division 1 college athlete. Lmao

Real talk I hated running in soccer practice I played college in Texas during our tests people with Fallout the s*** themselves from the Heat trying to make that two miles and 12 minutes

Strikers always were trash at stamina drills, but us fullbacks the stamina legends

Was that kick on the kid that broke his arm at a bible camp bc if so i think it’s me bc i remember it was a councilor who was really good at soccer

4:13 This guy just said that ibrahimovic was fast...

We all played with or against a guy just like him 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

LOL so funny. I don't think I was as good as Pat but I loved soccer growing up and being faster than everyone else on the field was the only way to do it, I probably would have quit if I couldn't out race someone, F that. It was awesome to just crush it by people then outrun them for it, easy 1v1s with the keeper all game.

Once I hit the goalie in the face on a shot and his nose started bleeding so his teammate picked up the ball. But it was before the ref had called the injury break so I yelled "hands!" and got a free kick and scored. Found out the next day the kid had a concussion.

Dude the beep test ruins me every year

Beat plum in a tourney in my day. Just saying.......They were soo damn good

Pat McAfee playing for the USNT. Fuck, that would have been golden.

"Fucking Pa Lhama Lou"

the best part about soccer is it costs like $200 bucks to sign up and all you need is shoes and shin pads.

I fuckin hated that Pacer Test

When I played baseball, I used to love to throw dirt in my opponents cleats..they did not love it.

What team did you play for pat?