Pat the NES Punk Commits Charity Fraud on Christmas

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5 ай бұрын

It's Christmas time, but Pat has failed to order pastries for Frank. Has he committed dessert fraud?!
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**Frank Video 1 (unedited): • Patrick Has Been Lying...
**Frank Video 2 (unedited): • The Frank Pastry Found...
**Pat's Pastry Apology (unedited): • My Pastry Response
**Frank Video 3 (unedited): • Worst Pastry Response ...
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@PatTheNESpunk 5 ай бұрын

I hope you enjoyed this late holiday special! Note: This is a parody of a serious situation, and I thought I could try to find some humor in this mess. Reminder -- Ultimate Nintendo: Guide to the N64 Library is now available to preorder at UltimateNintendo.com

@jonbourgoin182 5 ай бұрын

Did you lose respect for Jirard after this situation came to light? You guys seemed to be friends from all the convention footage Id seen over the years on the Game Chasers.

@ParanoidThalyyMVS 5 ай бұрын

@@jonbourgoin182 He released a statement about it on community tab.

@Erichwanh 5 ай бұрын

@@jonbourgoin182 Google Pat's written response to the situation with Jirard. There's no good tl;dr for it.

@jonbourgoin182 5 ай бұрын

@@ParanoidThalyyMVS thanks for the tip off, I had somehow completely missed it at the time he'd posted it.

@ParanoidThalyyMVS 5 ай бұрын

@@jonbourgoin182 Yw :) I miss those sometimes aswell.

@mattlock1849 5 ай бұрын

The fact that Frank probably has no idea what this is referencing makes this 1000x funnier

@meeeoooow 5 ай бұрын

Lmao 🤣 baked Frank and it's about food which makes it even funnier. Cuz you know... Jirlard

@bobafett4265 5 ай бұрын

Yeah gives off the vibe of someone who's obviously reading and saying what's being presented on a teleprompter. XD

@mr.selfimprovement3241 5 ай бұрын

Frank's like... _"What the hell is this script Pat? ...You want me to read WHAT!? ...This is just Nonsense."_

@KaryudoDS 5 ай бұрын

I just got a glimpse of the alternate universe where Frank is a youtuber and... I want more

@stellarobado4269 5 ай бұрын

Make it our reality!

@Jacksmusicshack 5 ай бұрын

Yesss

@christmasham4312 5 ай бұрын

Ya frank is hilarious I like frank

@smbcollector 5 ай бұрын

Frank reading the heart emoticon "

@dangrise6182 5 ай бұрын

I agree along with Pat's self awareness when he admits to releasing holiday videos late.

@PBEcotaku 5 ай бұрын

OMG I missed that. LMAO.

@Andrew-zv4fm 5 ай бұрын

I guess Pat and The Completionist are no longer friends anymore.

@thecodemachine 5 ай бұрын

Dude he kinda defended him.

@daddyhobo2 5 ай бұрын

@@thecodemachine no, no he didnt. did you even read pats response? i encourage you to do so he has nothing good to say about this whole situation.

@Fryguy64 5 ай бұрын

The parody is very thorough and very funny... but Frank's reading of "less than three" absolutely floored me!

@TheJadeFist 5 ай бұрын

@fabriciobl4st 5 ай бұрын

Pat uploading this video on the same day that The Completionist nonchalantly tries to sweep everything that happened in the last 2 months under the rug is just golden. The only downside is that it's almost 2AM where I live and I'm now craving some italian pastries. Thanks regardless, Patrick.

@FulkNerraIII 5 ай бұрын

Yes but it's Mario RPG! Plus he's a nice guy, I mean everyone says so. It was just like drama anyways created by two drama channels. So just forget all that nonsense and watch me talk about Mario RPG for 20 min. I mean its Mario come on now.

@macfine 5 ай бұрын

"i'm upset the conversations haven't gone the way i wanted" is a very good line

@Privatex112 5 ай бұрын

"Until I stop ignoring the evidence" and "less than 3" I was DYING over here laughing so hard.

@Whatisthis195 5 ай бұрын

Cmon pat, give frank his struffoli WITH interest.

@MerelyAFan 5 ай бұрын

Pat's clear mistake was not insinuating that Frank was a jealous hater or at the very least calling him a literal "Culinary Racist". Either one would have put him in the clear.

@bejammin2000 5 ай бұрын

I don' know, that flannel seems to accentuate him in such away, like he's trying to fetishize his age.

@MasterSystemMarceau 5 ай бұрын

This video is about Jirard The Completionist, not the Amico

@poochinsky 5 ай бұрын

@@bejammin2000😐🤨

@jlyn8007 5 ай бұрын

@@MasterSystemMarceau thanks that was my first thought, but I hadn’t been following any of the is thanks!

@ZombieJesus1987 5 ай бұрын

He's waiting for the official victory lap

@patricksmith7968 5 ай бұрын

You are actually one of the few content creators with an actual spine. ... AND hilarious xD

@subtledemisefox 5 ай бұрын

Yeah. He's never been afraid to let his opinion be known.

@AdamSMessinger 5 ай бұрын

Pat parodying the phone call had me dying.

@bleedorange1998 5 ай бұрын

The fact that this video comes out the same day that Jirard tries to come back to KZfaq is just (chef's kiss).

@mechabubba 5 ай бұрын

i cant believe pat committed pastry fraud *and* frank is taking sponsors now.

@SkullTaker 5 ай бұрын

You could feel part of Frank’s soul leave his body when he promoted that battle tank game😂

@gormanls 5 ай бұрын

War machines. Battle tanks game.

@LiquidButterAlternative 5 ай бұрын

Pat's impression of how the discord call sounded is amazingly spot on. Its hilarious.

@Embraceware 5 ай бұрын

Holy cannoli! Congrats on another great holiday special. This is the best Frank performance yet. Excellent writing, editing and attention to detail. I.... am out.

@gorgar6657 5 ай бұрын

the only thing missing was the angry eyes on the apology lol

@tsuikagura 5 ай бұрын

My brain tried to read 'Frank performance' too fast and it just turned into 'Prank'

@pap64 5 ай бұрын

HOLY CAP, DUDE! That was a PERFECT abridged parody take on the whole charity situation and loved how EVERYONE got roasted in their own way! I loved this video, and I hope next year Frank gets his Italian pastries for Christmas!

@KaoruMzk 5 ай бұрын

The Muta impression was perfect, Frank deserves an Oscar for that performance.

@rockmanfan5104 5 ай бұрын

He does a good mustafar

@RetroHabit82 5 ай бұрын

I was patiently waiting for the laugh

@deralfenderson 5 ай бұрын

I’m three minutes in and I’M DEAD. Frank barreling into that War Machines ad KILLED ME.

@deralfenderson 5 ай бұрын

Excellent video, Pat. A real treat. Happy holidays, and thanks for keeping with the Christmas tradition of the yearly NES Punk Christmas video coming at least a week or two late. It’s a lovely surprise in January!! Cheers.

@lasskinn474 5 ай бұрын

if only it was a real ad. I want to play war machines

@cartmann94 5 ай бұрын

The way this video was uploaded the same day someone else uploaded like nothing had happened. Perfect timing.

@BigBrosFilms 5 ай бұрын

This is hilarious because Jirard just returned to KZfaq and is totally acting like nothing ever happened. Thank you Pat for actually having some integrity and decency to call a scam artist out on his bullshit! You are a real one for real!

@MiniBrad 5 ай бұрын

I hope we end up with a pastryland shirt out of this.

@TAGMedia7 5 ай бұрын

I know I would buy one.

@RedshirtTheory 5 ай бұрын

Satire… a beautiful way to show how ridiculous Jirard’s actions were

@Totavier 5 ай бұрын

I'm kind glad that the old art of parodies and spoofs of serious situations are still alive and well. Nice video by the way!, got some good laughs with it!.

@bitbear.90 5 ай бұрын

HUGE props to Pat for making this video, seriously man, respect :)

@knocks42 5 ай бұрын

Never thought I'd see Frank making an impression of Muta, what a world we live in.

@wtfsupness 5 ай бұрын

pat may not see my comment but on the off chance he does i just want to say thank you for this bit and for including frank so heavily. it really helps me put some mental distance between myself and that feeling of being let down/betrayed. i didn't know i needed this medicine. thanks man.

@Bryan-xf8rb 5 ай бұрын

Damn Pat you nailed every aspect of this controversy and turned it into the perfect parody.

@blueeyeadonishawke2020 5 ай бұрын

This was not the video I was expecting you to put out, but I'm glad you did. Hysterical from start to finish. When you said you bought Frank a pastry in 2014, I lost it. This was probably your best video in terms of scripts, creativity, and use of Frank. Happy New Year, from a fellow San Diegan.

@harrisonwhaley7872 5 ай бұрын

This is why I will always tune in. Thank you Pat for a very very funny rendition of this event. That bearded thief deserves every bit of it

@meeeoooow 5 ай бұрын

💯 🤣

@gonzalogca4907 5 ай бұрын

Pat was lucky Frank didn't find out about the missing pastries from the golf tournament.

@jfogerty77 5 ай бұрын

Frank is such a treasure, happy new year for every one.

@muneno1066 5 ай бұрын

Patrick dipping into the pastry fund?!?!

@LedHead1991 5 ай бұрын

I legit can't believe you made this video. I legit love you for it. It will help when my friends ask about the Jirard fraud issue, I'll just send this as an explication.

@HikikomoriMedia 5 ай бұрын

Pat is a nice guy and I won't watch Frank's slanderous videos he produces. This is my last statement on this matter I know nothing about.

@danV3123 5 ай бұрын

It's been a long two months...but I think we all needed a good laugh this weekend on this whole mess. Thanks Pat.

@BrandonArnold0 5 ай бұрын

lol. I had to stop what I was doing and appreciate Frank’s Windows XP icons.

@WolfmanDan08 5 ай бұрын

15:38 Had me in stitches. Pat's parody content is never the direction I expected the channel to go but so glad it did.

@vlairallan3679 5 ай бұрын

I love that you pulled Karl's actual recording into the video and dubbed over it, seamless. But seriously, withholding pastry funds for a pastry charity just because is a serious offence. The pastry police are on their way.

@cyanrazorCel 5 ай бұрын

"They usually originate form self-loathing individuals looking to overcompensate form the failures of their disappointing lives!" Smash JT...

@Aragorn7884 5 ай бұрын

Where can I buy a PastryLand shirt?! The proceeds better go to Frank's cannoli! lol

@RetroHabit82 5 ай бұрын

The "Canoli(ist)"

@NightDragon2383 5 ай бұрын

Frank's delivery of his line at 4:25 "So you got that money..." had me rolling lol!

@spayseghost 5 ай бұрын

i cant wait to see this. way to be a completionist patrick.

@tricdaddy316 5 ай бұрын

“Less than three” ok that shit was funny

@lasskinn474 5 ай бұрын

I'll join the membership once I have enough for a restricted membership. I swear on my dads autopsy that all of my money is going towards that fund.

@majestyzx9081 5 ай бұрын

Damn, Pat blew up the bridge. You go, Pat!

@MrERLoner 5 ай бұрын

When people show you who they are believe them

@curtislinden9297 5 ай бұрын

“I literally am about to buy all these pastries today” 😭😭😭omfg

@MrCoolvonrad 5 ай бұрын

This is the daily show level of commitment to the bit. Well done lol

@raylambert8524 5 ай бұрын

I really hope this goes around and gets shared many many times.

@chadgarrett6947 5 ай бұрын

I bet Pat and Frank have the most pleasant afternoons.

@brady9592 5 ай бұрын

It's the kind of friendship ya love to see.

@stevenmusante4681 5 ай бұрын

Love this in hindsight I have no doubt Pat has donated to and plugged the pastry charity in the past. This is so much better than a condemnation on Twitter.

@mentalphilanthropist35 5 ай бұрын

Personalized reply! 😂. Gotta love the sincerity Pat showed while doing this.

@stevenmusante4681 5 ай бұрын

@@mentalphilanthropist35 His collection is actually much bigger than mine!

@alias46913 5 ай бұрын

This episode is a fever dream.

@pjbrown4736 5 ай бұрын

I can't imagine who Pat is jabbing in the eye with this video. Not in the least. 😂❤

@olivermensinger6022 5 ай бұрын

I’m not sure either, but I bet Pat is OPEN for some talking, like someone’s HAND.

@Carlos36 5 ай бұрын

Frank nailed the Muta impression. LOVE IT!

@ehyehasherehyeh3304 5 ай бұрын

1 - Had no idea what Pat was talking about and checked comments 2 - Start to search "Jirard" 3 - Saw a vídeo from a guy with the same profile pic of a German/Austrian that I saw in Pat's vídeo and then I was intriged 4 - Watch 10 Karl's vídeos nonstop 5 - I'm Karl's fan now Thanks, Pat

@NuStiuFrate 5 ай бұрын

This was amazing! Glad to see so many people not fall for the garbage non-apology.

@nio107 5 ай бұрын

Excellent parody, I said it before and will say it again now, from all those old Nintendo KZfaqrs out there you are one if not the most honest one from all. I think thats why you have many fans but also many haters, isnt easy to be the one to say the things people dont want to listen. Keep the good work.

@jsands7 5 ай бұрын

This… is the payoff I needed from this whole scandal. It was all worth it.

@jaketheman091 5 ай бұрын

Frank is iconic as usual. Love his interplay with Pat 😂😂

@alexmammoth2916 5 ай бұрын

"My mother was an Italian pastry, and I would not want to dishonor her delicious memory."

@ImportAustralia 5 ай бұрын

Pat, this was the worst Christmas of my entire life and I want you to know this actually put me in the spirit somewhat. Thank you.

@rcLdrcH 5 ай бұрын

The completionist literally uploaded his video about an hour before this video went live and this video was on my feed for hours before his.... regardless it's an amazing video and parody like the intelevision video and like always. I love the videos and they keep getting better every year since the beginning.

@ryancat001 5 ай бұрын

I “less than three” this video! Very well done and the outtakes at the end made me cry laughing 😂

@SlapadelicMusic 5 ай бұрын

Perfect parody / satire of the whole completionist thing, even including Karl Jobst lol

@kitestar 5 ай бұрын

And you know what? KZfaq could use a little joke every once in a while, thanks for this

@jagtaggart936 5 ай бұрын

I'm concerned at how many people don't understand that Pat the NES Punk is a character, and this is meant to be a satire.

@Acq_tv 5 ай бұрын

The note pad with the tally lmao wow 😂

@JamesQPurcell 5 ай бұрын

Its pretty funny this came out the same day a certain other channel also happened to drop a new video.

@Beoslasher 5 ай бұрын

I hope this was as fun to make as it was to watch! The outtakes lead me to think this was definitely the case 🤣 This is wonderful! Thanks Pat!

@PenaKULatta 5 ай бұрын

Frank's "You Legsnds" outro was great.

@alexriesenbeck 5 ай бұрын

This is so absurd and incredible. Thanks Pat & Frank for making me laugh out loud today. I’m glad you clear DK and Jr of all wrongdoing. All that money goes to yummy pastries! Amazing parody

@Syvandrius 5 ай бұрын

Incredible journalism from Frank.

@KeiNova 5 ай бұрын

This was an epic parody that brought me back to Pat after so many years! I missed watching his videos.

@DiceRobo 5 ай бұрын

this is the best pat the nes punk video you have done, having Frank do Muda's intro killed me

@michaelrupert8836 5 ай бұрын

But Pat, you also raised money from your NES Golf tournament over the years. What happened to those funds, buddy?

@wooba1207 5 ай бұрын

You absolute LEGENDS.

@milkmanleeroy 5 ай бұрын

I had no idea Mutahar was so good at Frank impressions.

@jsc315 5 ай бұрын

Someone really needs to share this with him. I'm sure he'll find this hilarious knowing his sense of humor.

@reptile7 5 ай бұрын

By far the best incorporation of recent events into a video and so well done. Loved it. Keep up the fantastic work.

@BimmyRee 5 ай бұрын

Why am I not surprised Frank still uses Windows XP

@ItsAllDougAndGames 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for the absolutely fantastic parody. You are more than welcome to use this two dollars in any way you wish, and I'm looking forward to receiving the rate card for sponsoring this year's Frank Pastry Fund Charity Duckpin Bowling Tournament.

@MyDeepGuide 5 ай бұрын

Such an awesome script, and a beautiful satire, thanks for remaining you :)

@RyeAlvaro 5 ай бұрын

18:42 😂 You gotta Soundboard that!..

@UNDERGROUNDskateco 5 ай бұрын

Hahaha Pat the Completionist

@JimBuschman 5 ай бұрын

Pat "The Desert Fraud" Punk

@joshua.snyder 5 ай бұрын

The subtle levels of smackdown are great, Pat and Frank!

@waybackgaming1345 5 ай бұрын

Pat just donate the pastries and start uploading videos in a month or so like nothing happened. The community may be dumb enough to act like nothing happened and all is pleasant in the world. -- your friend in trust Jirard

@jeremiahblum7833 5 ай бұрын

This kind of bs ends up hurting honest pastry foundations. Not cool.

@stillaboveground2470 5 ай бұрын

This is like a pastry fever dream.

@marioq8395 5 ай бұрын

I filled out a form online to request a full pastry audit. I need to know the $2.49 I donated to Pastryland went to a delicious holiday pastry treat for Frank.