His second phase when he looked up ... patches should of instantly grew hair... think that would of been awesome....
@MisterHeromanАй бұрын
Whole arena isn't a poison swamp? SOILED IT.
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
"I promise you a thousands swamps in the next games guided by the instakills, stunlocks and twoshot attacks"
@AscendantStoicАй бұрын
😅😅😅
@ZzVinniezZАй бұрын
ok i chuckles have a fucking like
@yousaidthusly461Ай бұрын
“May the grace of the stagger bar guide me. Poise be with me!”
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
@@yousaidthusly461 "Player of the old games" "Let us swim and take status effect in swamp together"
@rosariobladeАй бұрын
LOOOOL
@darkrot824Ай бұрын
The true final boss of the entire souls legacy
@goktugonvermez8140Ай бұрын
At least he is not as broken as Radahn
@pongangelo2048Ай бұрын
False, Patches is eternal and will never be "Final".
@Crap_A.I_birdАй бұрын
I hope that one day we will witness patches wield the moonlight greatsword officially
@WarshipMolesterАй бұрын
Cheers for that miyazaki
@maxthepaladin2147Ай бұрын
@@Crap_A.I_bird While standing in the middle of a poison swamp
@SlimeFanBoiАй бұрын
Lore accurate Patches
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
lore accurate Patches can't be killed
@AsgaardiangatekeeperАй бұрын
@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Im fairly certain that Lore accurate Patches, is the outer god of avarice. He says something to that respect in The Ringed city, and his entire motiff, is pranking greedy people.
@diooverheaven6561Ай бұрын
@@Asgaardiangatekeeperand then you have spider patches a true believer
@AsgaardiangatekeeperАй бұрын
@@diooverheaven6561 Acting as Amygdala's consort lol.
@BeloriousАй бұрын
Pushes the tarnished of a cliff, repeatedly.
@Garl_VinlandАй бұрын
His final move is he makes a giant crater with his own body, then kicks you in it.
@asdergold1Ай бұрын
Then makes a swamp over it.
@todd3143Ай бұрын
HE’S THROWING BASSILISKS!!!
@elconflictivo7099Ай бұрын
@@todd3143 Hahahaha oh god
@JyharriАй бұрын
I like that he just chucks Basilisks at you 😂
@E-A-Z-YАй бұрын
BY GOD
@djeug59Ай бұрын
I was prepared for anything but fucking basilisks 😭
@mcrenn5350Ай бұрын
Imagine lobsters 🥲🦞
@nealbachman2708Ай бұрын
It is actually so much easier to read his moves without miquella's hair in the way
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
Agree 😂
@armintor282613 күн бұрын
REAL oh my god that fucking kid needs a hair cut
@kiro25311 күн бұрын
@@nealbachman2708 i tot the same lol...somehow the boss wast as piss of sh1t as the one i fought...fcking 20fps attack and white bushes blocking my vision
@yeehawtaw2134Ай бұрын
3:10 I thought the footage was sped up here and then i realized this is just the first time I've seen this attack without the framerate being cut in half
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
20 fps is wild while this nuke 💀
@hookoffthejab1Ай бұрын
I haven't even gotten to phase 2 yet and my base PS4 gets nuked by the sunflower boss :(
@jishemoo6119Ай бұрын
That’s what pc is good for lol
@yeehawtaw2134Ай бұрын
@@jishemoo6119 I'm on pc and this move absolutely tanks it lmao
@nicecoat5004Ай бұрын
@@hookoffthejab1 base ps4 player here and this is the first time i see what his second phase super combo actually looks like. I literally learned how to fully dodge that move without actually seeing the attacks because the light effects linger longer than they should due to fps.
@kenzieuchiha1191Ай бұрын
This is so cursed, but feels so natural at the same time.
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
that's way better than the dlc final boss
@THELOATHSOME_DUNGKILLERАй бұрын
the original boss feels so unnatural, that even this feels natural xD
@noiseisgold3n42Ай бұрын
@@THELOATHSOME_DUNGKILLER It's actually radahn in patches body. Patches devoted himself wholly to Miyazaki's vision, from the beginning. He gave up everything to see the player shafted.
@alenezi989a3Ай бұрын
@kenzieuchiha1191 well the original is also cursed so...
@kenzieuchiha1191Ай бұрын
@@alenezi989a3True~ poor Mohg and Radahn 😂
@Funny_Sword_ManАй бұрын
0/10 mod we should’ve been able to see Michael Zaki’s feet
@TheMysteriousGamer6Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@MayoForBrainsАй бұрын
You came straight out of r/shittydarksouls didn’t you
@lorencalfe6446Ай бұрын
his name is hideousbaka miyasucky get it right
@labelle9477Ай бұрын
Only comment here that speak facts
@Elden-BearАй бұрын
@@MayoForBrainsnah, that place is cancer dump. Along with most of reddit. Soulsborne feet is a normal joke in the community.
@goktugonvermez8140Ай бұрын
“Promised Consort Patches Can not hurt you” Promised Consort Patches:
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
if only the author used A.I to change the dialogue , replaced Radahn sfx by Patches sfx, made patches stunlocks you and inflicts deathblight in every single attack, made the boss arena procs death blight and replaced Miquella model by Feetzaki model while the area of the cutscene changed to swamp instead of empty room
@exoduck7446Ай бұрын
BRO HE HAS THE MOONLIGHT GREATSWORDS FROM DS AND BLOODBORNE HOLY SHIIIEET
@minespatchАй бұрын
IT's a real crime we never got the green moonlight greatsword in the dlc. Ranni's bluemoon feels like a copout but at the same time a reference to Tanimura's bluemoon greatsword that Benhart wielded in ds2.
@exoduck7446Ай бұрын
@@minespatch ey atleast it's still da moonlight greatsword
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
that's a neat detail because Feetzaki stated in multiple interview that dark shits 1 and bloodyp*rn are his favorite games that he worked on
@rigorm136Ай бұрын
He’s using the ds3 moonlight greatsword and the bloodborne holy moonlight sword
@paracame8162Ай бұрын
@@minespatch fr. they even built the entire glintstone line around the azure colour of the moonlight greatsword but then just made the actual sword blue
@PebeumАй бұрын
When Patches grabs you Miyazaki whispers promises about Bloodborne adn Demon's Souls in PC.
@kenneth27205Ай бұрын
With these words you can steal the heart of anyone
@user-kv5xh7kn7yАй бұрын
😂我觉得不太可能,索尼不会同意的
@Gentapi524 күн бұрын
@@Pebeum "I promise you, a _Way of Tomoe_ DLC for Sekiro" *HEART STOLEN*
@yinlo587623 күн бұрын
Yeah , in a thousand years😂
@the-unknownone80344 күн бұрын
If he said that, truly my heart would be stolen
@soltonali4481Ай бұрын
0:37 his crouch xD
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
Patches be twerking for Feetzaki
@GretstarretАй бұрын
*[SQUATS MENACINGLY]*
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
Patches be feet-twrking for Feetzaki
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
Patches be showing the feets for feetzaki
@soltonali4481Ай бұрын
@@Gretstarret Ayo 🤣
@evelynrose538Ай бұрын
Age of feet ending
@taileuc7414Ай бұрын
When he use grab atk and said: “I will make Bloodborne for Ps5 and Pc version” => Heart Stolen instantly :v
@ChuckPalomoАй бұрын
a 1000 year voyage guided by multiplatform
@theunknowman12Ай бұрын
Fans of the soul series, let us plays together
@Lambda_111Ай бұрын
Sony says no.
@DimitriMarkoАй бұрын
Not mine :)
@taileuc7414Ай бұрын
@@DimitriMarko Then the 2nd grab he will say: I m making Sekiro 2 :v
@mircolosapio6699Ай бұрын
When he grabs you he should just say "Bloodborne on pc..." HEART STOLEN
@zombies5100Ай бұрын
Miyazaki: *makes another souls game* Patches: "Ah shit, here we go again..."
@KogasaTatara514Ай бұрын
I'm not even surprised at this point.
@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Ай бұрын
in fact this should have been in actual dlc
@toxicneamainАй бұрын
That was so cursed 😂 Patches posing edgelordingly at the beginning. Miyazaki descending from the heavens on Patches shoulders and have his legs remains straight throughout the battle. Thanks for this.
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
♥️♥️
@TalhaAjaz-bd5hiАй бұрын
@@Cellthegamer Your vids are very cool man.
@MordecaiSPMАй бұрын
Reminder that Miyazaki himself said that this isn't his final form.
@stang8654Ай бұрын
"Top 1 best bosses in souls history"
@N1GHTSTRIKER-45Ай бұрын
Rick, The Soldier Of God: I fear no man but that thing.... *It Scares Me*
@Artem-eu3uvАй бұрын
grab attack "I promise you a thousand year voyage guided by the most challenging and hardest games"
@kahchunrock5582Ай бұрын
@@Artem-eu3uv Real grab attack:"I promise you, there is a new game next years, and 22 Elden Ring DLC coming" Second Grab:"Bloodborne will be in the PC at next year"
@ken.701923 күн бұрын
@@Artem-eu3uv I promise you, a sekiro dlc
@mercenariosmechaghost957914 күн бұрын
Yes dad
@baharezoАй бұрын
"I promise you...a 1000 acres of poisonous swamp filled with compassion"
@renangoncalves8760Ай бұрын
@@baharezo Oh grandioso Lord, derrame esse pântano em mim.
@Gaetan-FurminieuxАй бұрын
All of the Patches from all Fromsoftware games reunited in the last one, with the power/strength of them. Fear this being.
@rateros9006Ай бұрын
@@Gaetan-Furminieux lapp would overtake the rest and show the true light far below the cruelty and deception of his past and other lives
@deazee2288Ай бұрын
Patches Prime
@matheuscomh4901Ай бұрын
So Patches is finally wielding Moonlight Greatsword. My dream finally came true!
@antiburgerlicheaktion382010 күн бұрын
Lore accurate patches
@thegoose5294Ай бұрын
Can't believe Gael survived this far into the Land of Shadow after finishing his task to get the blood of the dark soul
@Ale-dd3ekАй бұрын
Ironically without Miquella hairs covering Everything the second phase is much better At least you can see what's going on
@garvax1041Ай бұрын
I was going to say the same, the 2nd phase is a struggle mainly because of those ssj3 hairs. And some moves I still don't have a clue how to dodge.
@kiranikib42Ай бұрын
@@garvax1041 what moves? maybe I can put my 2 cents in and help
@garvax1041Ай бұрын
@@kiranikib42 I can't reliably dodge the infamous left/right-cross chop attack. In 2nd phase he have a follow up for the attack where he goes flying and launch rocks at you, with all the vfx I can't see what's going on when he attack 4 times from the sky then land on your face And lastly his final nuke move, sometimes I can run out range easily sometimes he land right before me and blow me up whith the whole earth
@rml4474Ай бұрын
Wish his hairs were covering me
@tapch0w597Ай бұрын
@@garvax1041 1. Both swipes in the cross-slash can be dodged through the left so long as you're also moving towards the left 2. The moment he goes up into the air with the rocks, start running backwards. Then when he does launch the rocks you need to start running sideways, if you do this right you'll get enough distance that his first 4 phantom landing attacks can't reach you and all that's left is to dodge his 5th one 3. Not really sure I guess you just gotta start running really early
@wilhelmpetzold6904Ай бұрын
"I will bring you ... a thousand hour voyage, guided by absolute torment"
@mrmordurur8893Ай бұрын
This is HIM, John FromSoftware
@TWoYPrototypeAoD23 күн бұрын
ITS HIM; THE ONE AND ONLY MICHAEL FROMSOFT
@Holyknight777.OАй бұрын
I thought it was a joke when I saw the thumbnail, I nearly choked when I saw it was real 😂
@ashtenroberts525Ай бұрын
Patches shooting basilisks at your face was a nice touch lol
@dev4159Ай бұрын
if miyazaki ever makes a "final game" i hope we can have an epic fight with patches
@yuomovaeh3028Ай бұрын
Oh no the double moonlight greatswords 😂
@the_world55514 күн бұрын
"I promise you, poison swamps for a thousand years" "Let your thoughts be only of barefoot maidens"
@poison_swampАй бұрын
balilisks lmao 😂😂
@Mrarmageddon8Ай бұрын
I like how Miyazaki's legs are just kind of planking in the air.
@DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4CАй бұрын
Unironically a good video to show someone that is struggling with the boss, those dodges were exactly how I beat him and had lots of fun, I do understand those that are getting frustrated tho
@kebabruhАй бұрын
I hate and love it how angry looking Patches looks like younger Kratos.
@capadociaash8003Ай бұрын
“MIYAZAKI!!! Grant me the ability to troll greedy players and my life is yours”
@gitgud2523Ай бұрын
He’s just standing there Menacingly!
@kurenianАй бұрын
Honestly patches being the final boss would have fit a lot better with the lore. So much buildup since demon’s souls. He was a lying, backstabbing douche. Every step of the time. Yet he made it to the end of the world. He refused to hollow. With such power, only surpassed by Rick, Soldier of God, it’s no wonder a transient interdimensional being like Patches was Miyazaki’s chosen consort.
@numbkoolaidmanАй бұрын
Heh, the strongest Liar in history vs. the strongest Tutorial boss of today. When asked who would win Rick said : Nah, I'd Win
@capadociaash8003Ай бұрын
@@numbkoolaidman “if Patches used the moonlight greatswords I might have a bit of trouble” But would you lose? “Nah, I’d win”
@MajorMokotoАй бұрын
OMG! The missed chance to let him hug you and whisper "I WILL NEVER PUT A PAUSE IN A SOULS GAME" LMAO 😆
@xr3laАй бұрын
"I promise you a thousand years of gameplay, in Bloodborne Remastered on PC"
@user-ro3rq5ls6cАй бұрын
バジリスク投げてくるとこクソオモロ
@urubu6688Ай бұрын
Absolut cinema
@sword_of_slaveknightgaelАй бұрын
Tua foto de perfil também é absolute cinema
@urubu6688Ай бұрын
@@sword_of_slaveknightgael kkkk a sua é ÓTIMA também
@cflame123Ай бұрын
spam videos lets gooo hope i see cj consort of sweet😂 patches after 1day in gym 2:46miazaki face
@somethingbrokenАй бұрын
Ah sh33t, here we go again 😂
@minespatchАй бұрын
At first I was laughing due to how farcical this was but the magmablade is a pretty great strategy. Great work.
@neubtuberАй бұрын
The true final boss of all the games
@MarK0-D4cАй бұрын
Yap. The Third Phase is a mecha from AC4Answer.
@silverhost9782Ай бұрын
Unironically a much better conclusion to Elden Ring than the actual final boss
@mat3393gjhАй бұрын
Yes, mainly because patches is in the scene. Loved patches character.
@JoeTemple-e3p26 күн бұрын
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
@RPNeoАй бұрын
"It's Patchin' Time" - Patches, Consort of Miquell Zaki
@garou4936Ай бұрын
Moonlight Greatswords gave me chills.
@X36GranitplateАй бұрын
You know, it's really nice being able to see from behind him in second phase. 11/10 mod!
@khoailang9470Ай бұрын
Absolute cinema
@talkingtomato102515 күн бұрын
When his back is turned, I can just see Miyazaki’s long legs phasing through Patches and it’s the funniest thing
@blueflare1433Ай бұрын
2nd phase: the whole arena gets covered in poison swamp for 10 secs 💀
@onepiece666Ай бұрын
Yes Tarnished, during all these games, it was always me, PATCHES!
@beepobАй бұрын
that's so cursed on so many layers
@erevinwinterАй бұрын
3:09 Floating and T-posing Patches is scary.
@commercialecommerciale410Ай бұрын
oh, nice build and epic video!!!
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
Thanks! ♥️
@T3hS14ppyАй бұрын
Wow i love this. Some souls game characters like godwyn or Gwendolyn are basically same character, different name but Patches is just the same patches in every soulsbourne.
@lordjzargo794020 күн бұрын
In what way are Gwyndolin and Godwyn the same?
@domonkosrevay9423Ай бұрын
The fucking basilisk throw lmao
@user-db1fr4fz2gАй бұрын
omg this si so hilarious hahahahahahahaahahah amazing My friend, i loved it! Lore Accurate Patches hahahahahah
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
♥️♥️
@randomguywhomadeayoutubeaccounАй бұрын
1:04 5 year old me looking in the mirror be like
@danielawesome36Ай бұрын
Beautiful, beautiful. Outstanding.
@Kurai_69420Ай бұрын
This unironically makes more sense than the actual boss
@Ulta_NagenkiАй бұрын
I wasn't expecting dual MLGS or Basilisk! Props!
@LMSHАй бұрын
Truly cursed
@BatmanigggaАй бұрын
Hello
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
The Legend Is HERE 😂♥️
@gamera51604 күн бұрын
Now It's blursed!
@DirtyOven01Ай бұрын
i hope one day patches gets to be a boss that would be fucking amazing
@exoduck7446Ай бұрын
I want to see the next souls game where patches is an actual main boss in the game for the funni
@serlololАй бұрын
should have gotten a hug by brother patches and daddy miyazaki, i know i would have let them
@unleashedbread6146Ай бұрын
this is amazing. best elden ring mod ever made.
@dinoproffitt6979Ай бұрын
This gots to be one of the best video I’ve seen In awhile.
@goktugonvermez8140Ай бұрын
2:47 better than miquella's
@stevenambriz8871Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 thanks for the laugh this morning
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
Have a nice day ♥️♥️
@wasaysepicworld8246Ай бұрын
Patches genuine reaction to us stealing his clothes
@garretwilliam3409Ай бұрын
I lost it at the meteors hahaha
@zombiekungfumasterАй бұрын
to be lore accurate the 2nd phase should be Patches running away while he summons other champions to fight you
@tooru-kun4178Ай бұрын
i swear if the last boss of the last game of Miyazaki isn't patches I'm gonna riot
@goosemanVEVOАй бұрын
Damn, the Holy Moonlight Sword still looks so good.
@miklosz4162Ай бұрын
This is the most wonderful thing i have ever seen
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
Appreciate it
@Mtk-editsАй бұрын
Dreams have meaning. My dreams:
@jeffreyprescott7951Ай бұрын
The first of many Consort mods to come (I hope)
@es-rh8ooАй бұрын
Ah, my true mentor, my guiding moonlight... You were at my side all along...
@domocan687719 күн бұрын
It’s crazier how much cleaner the 2nd phase is with no giant golden haired cloak getting in your way.
@DWN-024ShadowManАй бұрын
This made my morning😂😂😂
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
♥️♥️♥️
@randomfellow1483Ай бұрын
I want miyazaki to react to this 😂😂
@isekaidgaming3032Ай бұрын
I miss the person I was before watching this video 💀
@CellthegamerАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@user-fn3ub7xv3vАй бұрын
何だこれはたまげたな… 普通にプレイも上手くて尊敬するわ。
@craigwck7626Ай бұрын
When you tell Patches you are indeed a cleric.
@Rusty_SpyАй бұрын
What the dlc would've looked like if Miyazaki wasn't a coward
@ChuckPalomoАй бұрын
Crazy bastard created a game ready model of Miyazaki just for a joke. That's dedication.
@CrimsonUltrafoxАй бұрын
All it's missing is two dogs with infinite poise damage, a phase 2 runebear, and an arena divided into a poison swamp, a scarlet rot swamp, a deathblight swamp, and a frenzied swamp. It also needs more feet and you should be allowed to summon a cannibal woman npc with a sack over her head. That's the 100% Miyazaki Experience.
@zoltanschweifer4304Ай бұрын
Holy fuck that was awesome
@elliszero4896Ай бұрын
I was thought it was agent 47 at first.
@dadeviАй бұрын
This deserves an Emmy and an Oscar.
@Safi-jiivaАй бұрын
I was praying he would use the moonlight greatawords, im glad he did