@virg0yodA, I will make Brazilian Portuguese subtitles for this class... Where I can send you?

My wife was making noise a while back and acting like she wanted to bail. Turning on the super bitch . She fucked up though and asked me (while we were fighting ) what would change if she left today. My response was the only thing that would change is that someone else would be fucking me. Making her realize she’s replaceable. Suddenly she’s wife of the year.

A

Because she knows you choose to be with her...... you don't need to be with her ....

Patrice O'Neal one of a kind 🙏RIPLegend

Hell yeah

My brother. I am writing from south of Europe and I feel like that every day few times a day. I listen to Saint Patrice everyday in the morning, during lunchtime, before bed and whenever I have possibility. His words are music for my ears. His visdom is the only possibility for the milions of penguins. His thoughts are purifier for my soul. He is the beam of light in the dark for army of the blind and desperate army of so called men. He is the only cure for the plag that is undergoing while we communicate. He is the only medicine human kind has got for this sickness. God bless his soul.

The church of black Phillip my man

nyxzus If you’re honest with yourself. That pause should not be awkward. That pause is reality smacking you in the face. It’s honesty.

Answer is nothing! I don't miss no bitch!

Fuck a girl or a bitch, marry a woman

Yo if my girlfriend left and i would miss her bjs. What should i do?

@@jonnyfranco7 get 5 more bitches to replace her

It's mutual, AfionFada. Is there a way that both can make the other even more powerful?

Women become miserable when you give her the power in the relationship. She wants you to have the power even if she acts like she doesn't.

@@AndreasNilsson96 Unless she is stupid, she will not give you power where she is a spineless doormat. She will have the ability herself, or she may end up hating the man. Her strength should not be more or less than his. Different from.

@@coreycox2345 Her strength is her femininity. She wants me to have the power so she can relax & be feminine. That doesn't mean she will be a spineless doormat. She don't want a pussy for a man & I don't want a boss ass bitch. She wants a masculine man & I want a feminine woman, simple as that.

💯

They hate it with a passion.. LOL

Man I live by this you don’t have to go around flexing on woman just let them know from the door the do and donts and don’t miss a beat

He was a genius! Sadly missed…

@Miles Davidson I admit it, I unfortunately found out about Mr. P Too late.. Ever since I did , totally hooked. He is my fav comedian, masterful.

Amen brotha

Carlos Pina facts!

WHY? Well, maybe like a Trojan Horse.

Carlos Pina the world is a worst place without him.

Fuckin Right

Real shit🔥me too!

On God bro. Just found out about him. Was feelin down about ex baby mama havin a new man and this shit got me back in the game.

Facts on facts

Yup

I legitimately wonder if she was helped by the feedback.

Yo Patrice fucking dismantled that woman. You know when her husband got home after driving for 7 days, her ass was like CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS RADIO GUY SAID?

If she was at least a bit self aware and openminded she would consider things that he told her

@@Uzumachii "If" is the keyword here 🤷‍♂️

That woman phone call had me dead!

Well said!!!

It's not about being a jerk, it's about enforcing your boundaries. Well said Patrick

Yeah. Patrice keeps saying "be righteous" for a reason. It's not about using any underhanded tactics or coercion. It's about treating yourself right first and foremost. Love and respect yourself, brothers.

@@AB0BA_69 to live righteously is a very difficult but profound way to live. It is to live in truth, which sounds harder than it seems

It’s about setting boundaries and not being afraid of walking away or her leaving you. You have to set boundaries early on so they know where you stand and what you won’t tolerate. If you end up setting boundaries later on, they’ll think you’re being an asshole for depriving them of what they felt entitled to all along. Also, women don’t respect doormats who go along with nearly everything. They respect men who speak their minds truthfully and stand their ground. But you also have to be diplomatic about negotiating compromises and choose your battles wisely. All the while consistently standing firm with your convictions. Too many men cling to their women and cater to their whims with a “happy wife. happy life.” mindset. Little my by little, the man loses a bit of himself and experiences death by a thousand cuts while the woman loses respect for you.

Facts Lol

explain??

I think he’s implying that it’s harder for men to openly commit to relationships because the possibility that their partner loses incentive to be agreeable or even just compromise. In the end guys will always blame themselves if a partner cheats so it makes sense that while she’s been playing perfect girl for four years it’s only prolonged because he didn’t behave as though he was taken until recently. It’s messed up lying but it’s more and more rare that Americans are true friends before intimacy today so both parties come to the table with everything to gain and no one to lose

eduardo torres : Nah. Forget this guys exclamation. What he meant by that, was that she’s been Taylan his ass for the last four years, and he finally bodied up to her six months ago

Pimp Level 2000!!!

And he loves his fish so his wife better watch her step

4 Things most important to Patrice: 1. Himself 2. His career 3. His *_mother_* 4. His *bitch*

Good one. 👍

They weren't married.

@@cal5000 Yes they were and he even adopted her bastard child

A family ❤️

Love from another person lol

@@nightfighter7452 if you love yourself more than anything why would you give a shit if someone loves you back? You don’t need any validation. Besides, you could also get a dog and they would give you more love than any woman can.

@@bossaliniesuriname179 Vin Diesel is that you ?

@@WhyNot-qw6vu 😀

Take up the torch bro

Ether Detroit R.I.P ma man

It sure did.

He was witty...but I doubt there was greatness in him...unless greatness can be expressed negatively. Patrice was something of an exploiter...an emotional user.

@@weedermann Shut up...I bet your woman bosses you around...You Wuss!

My girl has had such history, it's most notably expressed unconsciously after sex. It's really tragic, but having that knowledge that he has can be very helpful

Eddie Ortega in what way is it expressed?

Please explain i am very curious

@@commentarygold8553 copious amount of shame?

BountyFlamor That’s Pretty Depressing When You Think About It.

Thats because he thinks about these things so theyre easy ro recall. Its not magic. You, for example, think about pokemons all day, so you can probably tell whose that pokemon.

@@missionpupa haha

@@missionpupa 😂

@@missionpupa BOL!!!

​@@missionpupa damn, that was unnecessarily harsh my guy

Probably.

yes!

I'm not upvoting you. Because you're currently at 69

SAME!

Thats how you make America great again.

You wouldnt get married

Should be easy

Ironically that's one of the 48 powers.... forget the number, but its despise what you can't have.....because it will no longer have power over you

@@icemike1 Ironically that's one of the 48 powers.... forget the number, but its despise what you can't have.....because it will no longer have power over you

Don't even put them in the same sentence

@@willjohn1117 yea Eminem is fucking trash

Eminem and Pat made me take women off a pedestal

Eminem is garbage . Dude bashes women cause he's an insecure simp , the opposite of patrice.

@@henrychinaski5938 this comment section is full of idiots 🤦‍♂️

For sure.

*GOLD*

Call me an ass hole again. 😂

Your a good man🚛

Priceless 🤣

Me too

My kids❤️

110% true

Except your kids. But he wasn't a father. He should have said "never love a woman/man more than you love yourself".

Aka don’t be co-dependent

Vengeful 360 as a man. But as a woman... loving others will build a giant family around you.

Same ages for me.. (now 31 ;)

cbr9292you never had problems getting girls but wasn’t an alpha? What does that mean?

I just turned 21 lol

@@555reaper I think he means he wasn't the best of the choices of men but whatever he did worked regardless so he never had to be a stereotypical alpha.

Same age same story 👍🏿

With The Quickness not to compare those two men but everybody knows patrice is a God.

Patrice would make fun of Red Pillers mercilessly.

MGTOW

jazon345 the dudes calling in are the modern red pillers. “ dude Patrice my wife has touched me in months what I do”

Fucking right man

Amen. Some of us were taught not to, and thank goodness we are free to learn that lesson later on in life. For me, mid 40's and lotsa damage in the meantime. Coulda made MUCH better choices than the woman I gave my life to.

Love is literally caring about someone more than yourself. Basically, don’t fall in love.

@@DepthFromAbove I used to think that too. That it signaled true love. "No greater love than laying down your life for someone else". It's biblical. But, I've been convinced to put myself first after landing in serious personal harm. I feel now that I likely misunderstood that direction, as we are all created equal and are all equally treasured. How then does it help anyone if all of us in the world laid down our lives for each other in a perfect scenario? It would be a real mess ultimately. My suggestion is to love yourself remembering what it felt like being loved in the most loved moment of your life and then going on a journey from there, with that in mind, heart and spirit. Be well 🤗👍

LitoGeorge Let me put it this way. I love my cat. If a bear attacked my cat, I’d get in between them. Risking my life to protect the cat. Is that cat more worth living than myself? No. Does the cat have a higher value to earth? No. Is that bear almost certainly going to kill me, &then the cat anyway? Probably. So, like I said. I love the cat. Ima get in between & go down swinging on that bear like a man does when he loves something.

@@DepthFromAbove an act of valour then, which I can get behind. That still self serving bizarrely enough as the positive intent is to save something YOU love. There's a world of difference between doing that and ultimately sacrificing who you are to demonstrate love to another.

So messed up .. but it’s spot on bro .. almost 3 years in .. countless back-n-fourths .. (and I definitely have my issues to account for) but we don’t really “ miss “ y’all .. You start to feel it in your gut too .. that’s common sense .. I think we turn it off while in a relationship

It maybe harsh but all I miss is clapping her cheeks. Nothing else.

@@unusedname197 what we all miss tbh

I still day dream of my ex's massive breasts. They calmed me.

@Stable Genius facts

🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Unedited.

Patrice was a born comedian. Razor sharp wit, perfect timing, clever, scarily sensitive to social dynamics. This is what happens when someone is lucky enough to find out what they're born to do.

The man was a LEGEND for exactly this reason!!! I hope you've enjoyed more of him in the months since your comment RIP, Patrice O'Neil 💔

Vigil top 10 attempts at describing how ahead of humanities evolution this man was

Nobody can go toe 2 toe with Patrice !!!

When I was 17 I heard him say “a ugly 19 year old is better looking than a beautiful 40 year “ and I thought he’s wrong but now I see the truth in it.

Check Rollo Tomassi

Victor Vega every time I almost fall for one, I listen to Patrice to slap me back to reality!

Spot on

Yes but what happened when you have the bait and switch scenarios

@@christian1834 date long enough for them to show their true selves. Be 100% honest even about the worst parts of yourself and your history. Open the way for her to be honest and by your honesty you set the bar. None of us are walking on water here. You both have to decide what you’ll accept. If you find out that she is incapable of honesty in the little things, she’ll be dishonest in the big things. In time, all things are exposed. I don’t typically recommend moving in or marrying in less than 18 months. Let the relationship go through the rigors and you’ll see who she is.

@@christophershreiner5114 that is a major problem with a lot of women though. No matter how upfront and honest I can be with my expectations or what I want. If the women truly believes you’re a good keep she will manipulate and deceive you into believing someone she is not. And she will mold herself around everything she’ll think you want. I’ve just accepted that I will never understand any women and I’m okay with that. Like somethings in life somethings are just better left misunderstood and it’s not even trying to crack out that can because as men we have been trying to crack open that can for centuries. I will express to her today or tomorrow that I value myself and my time and I’m not giving into the bullshit anymore and we’re done. Wish me luck lmao

@@christian1834 Good luck man. I know what you mean. My experience is that you really gotta watch for red flags. For me, it's a few things, but too fast over commitment is one. I agree with what Christopher was saying: be brutally honest about yourself and your expectations. This is the part I'm still learning, though. I've been single more than I've been in relationships and I think it's because I can't stand head games and drama. I don't like feeling over smothered. I like my space and my time. Seems like lot of girls have this unwritten rule of how often you gotta text them and communicate with them or else 'you don't really like them, or maybe you are talking to other girls?' It's exhausting. I literally had to start explaining any given friendships I had with other women to my ex so she wouldn't be concerned about me cheating. But on the flip side, as a guy, I never waste time worrying about her cheating. In my mind, of course she shouldn't be cheating, and if she really likes me then I shouldn't have to worry about it. If she does, eventually I'd find out and clearly she isn't the one for me if she's doing that. It's tough. I want to find a nice lady friend that enhances my life, not makes it more difficult. And I really hate the 21st century modern day INSTANT tech. capabilities that just puts more pressure on relationships in stupid ways. They know if you "read" a text but didn't respond. They keep track each day if you text/call at the 'right times' and then give you crap if you didn't. Playing mind games that I don't want to play. Does ANY guy out there in a happy relationship have any advice on how that works?

It wasn't confidence that she called in with.

Him not having abs and getting fine bitches is what made me pay attention to him. Like the other dude said, we wouldn't had gotten his brilliance if he had abs

Who needs abs when you got balls?

Miles Davidson i came here to say basically this so ill say this instead.

amanda miller How tf that sound gay? You sound stupid af with all them emojis

Perhaps there is a reason he has been removed from the Earth.

Someone please make a movie of this miraculous man

lmfaooooooooo

Wow. That caught me off guard but God damn if that wasn't the truth.

Legend says that she didn't sleep well that night

Got her 😆

Facts I'm married too I watch pimp and game everyday. It keeps me on top

@@Potencylogic update

Thats ok it just natural men do it too in different ways.

SUGARAY T.B.E. That was deep

#NoSlippinWhenI'mmoppin

Similar thing with me,she left .....I stood still for months,close to a year. She came back Now I’m the biggest asshole and I use that against her all the time. I run shit!

"come back to town" is different than "come back to me"

you took her back? loser.

@Velvet Simmons Women dont pretend to be strong around men. They want the man to be strong, confident and protecting, they dont want the man to be a woman. If a woman wanted a womans love shed be lesbian

@Velvet Simmons oh goodness. More just be yourself mantra. Cmon

Women want the opposite of what they think they want

3 years. No down votes

MisterBinx easiest way to keep a woman is never commit and always have the smell of other pussy on you. you stop doing either of these things and it’s all over.

No they're just instinctively insecure because of society and bc of the fact they can't respect why you're with them in the first place. When you treat them like shit it makes more sense to them and they respect why you're making those decisions more even though they cry about it.

@@larl-earson the only way to keep a man is to make him committ. They subconsciously know that and.

@Velvet Simmons actually half the time when a man gets into a relationship its because either he wants to keep a vagina around him and the girl just happens to be the most readily available or the girl weasled her way in and now the guy feels somewhat trapped in. As patrice said "a lot of you ladies that have boyfriends or husbands, you were fish that jumped back in the boat"

@@wills6632 cute theory but it's actually called hypergamy and also the most previlieged well treated women are subject to this, it's not malicious though.

lol

Everything you said is replaceable,

Everything you said is replaceable

That is your house,your kids and your dog.You share those with her,your the man and your responsible for these things so do not let her hold this over your head.

Path Finder 😂

You got it all wrong. SHES leaving not YOU. The dog kids and house would still be there.

We love you too...you're a smart girl

Hmu ;)

You're the only one honest enough to admit it.

Your not alone. I love his advice

when you find something funny, search it for a hidden truth!

What a fucking mic drop that was. He was right too, she seemed into it.

He absolutely murdered her lmaooo

My 4th most important thing in my life!

Funny seminars

@ungratefulmetalpansy If you unironically try to connect Patrice O'Neal and Jordan Peterson in one sentence, it proves you truly know nothing about either of them.

Oh yeah. He literally was saying shit like he had researched these topics for decades. He was a genius. No two ways about it.

It's so funny that I was thinking the same as you. Imagine Patrice going on a 100 city USA tour then a world tour giving men relationship advice while selling books too. Every venue would be sold out and he would not need to do stand up.

What's Jordan Peterson known for?

Someone did about 3 years ago, it's called "Men, it's your fault" by Mr. Kalm

Jesse Lee Peterson too. 30 years + on the subject of women and he stays consistent.

She's a 31yo housewife mother married to a trucker driver, you can't tell by the bitterness and entlitement how bored and sexually frustrated this woman is, this discussion with Patrice and her getting to call him a asshole at the end was probably the apex of her past few months.