One of the most honest lines ever. “Men want to be alone but we don’t want to be by ourselves”

"Why the a/c and ceiling fan on", hit a little to close to home for me... 😆

My dad taught me about this, I would follow him around and talk his head off and he would tell me that he liked me being around but to not ask so many questions. LOL He wasn't unkind about it but it made sense to me, he didn't like to talk much and I would talk just to fill up silence. He would make out like it was because he was so contemplative but I'm pretty sure it was just annoying him. Lol! Made me more self aware so that's a good thing.

No-one has ever nailed women like this man. His assessments are ABSOLUTELY EXACTLY TRUE. One of the GOATS 🐐

My husband and I have watched this so many times. It cracks us up! His facial expressions alone are hilarious.

You can tell Mike loves Patrice's jokes. I never see him laugh so hard at other comics lol

Ain’t that better? Gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIP Goat Patrice

I used to listen to Patrice on O&A. RIP, big guy.

“I dont even believe in ground Karma” ….. Patrice always has these little jokes within a joke that always has me in stiches

"Ain't that better" classic line lol

The ain't that better bit is one of the best comedy bits ever. RIP Legend

Holy crap. I was hyperventilating I was laughing so hard! I'll send this to my wife, I think she'll enjoy this.

Cant see the tv. Cant hear it. Ahhhhhhhhh. The goat. He is my fave stand up. All time. Nasty joke or whatever his bit is ...tops.

*Can't go wrong with Patrice. RIP GOAT.*

Fun fact, Patrice O'Neal is from Boston 🥰rip hilarious guy

His "honesty" hurt his career, which hijacked himself with people in power. Besides all that stuff that doesn't have to do with us, he was probably one of the great comics in the last 25 years.

This is so so true...😁 Kevin Hart had an old bit about not sounding like your having fun when your lady calls when you're with your friends. If she hears fun in the background, she's gonna be pissed.

Wow that last bit gave me flashbacks 🤣🤣🤣 "ain't that better" 🤣🤣🤣

Patrice O'Neal was a god amongst men, RIP the legend. 😢

Patrice the legend. An absolute original.

He hits alot of Homes, all over the world 🌎... Love it

I can already tell the dude on the far right w the pink shirt can relate to Patrice's story the most cause he's laughing the hardest. LOL!

That's why we have "Man Caves" in the house, with a "DoNotDisturb" sign at the door & "NoWomenBeyondHere" ..

No joke, as I was watching this, the wife walked in and turned off the ceiling fan and yelled at me "why is it so cold in here???"

“Ain’t that better” is now our safe word. When my wife starts getting too wifey, I say it and we both start laughing… But seriously. Leave me alone.

Daz is gonna have a heart attack with the almost non stop laughter 😂😆. Great reaction fellas!

Oh, I love this bit! Sooo funny and accurate! 😂

RIP to one of the greatest. We need Patrice's voice in todays world haha would love to see him destroy the craziness happening

I was in TEARS when I saw this the first time

He ended some marriages in that crowd. wives be like "Why you laughing?"

Patrice was one of the best to do it ever. Didn’t give a ****.

😂 this is so real. Mine used to complain if I put salt on my food before I tried it 🥴😒 I’m like yooooo let me live my life.

Ain't that better!?! 🤣 Patrice was the best 🙏

I’m watching this in my bedroom knowing my wife is meandering somewhere else in my home. This is what men want. Well said, Patrice.

Had he lived he would be number 1 now

Patrice was a great stand up but him on the Opie and Anthony show in the early 00's was somehow even funnier. Patrice just giving his honest opinion on anything that was in the news that day or debating Anthony on race is still some of the most compelling and funniest content ever

When the guy in the middle laugh it's over 🤣

Patrice is one of the greatest men who ever lived. We need him so bad right now

Am I having déjà vu? I remember them reacting to this because of the story about music Dave wouldn’t listen to on a plane.

Thank you office blokes. Love you reactions. And love Patrice may he RIP. Anyway keep up the great work blokes. Cheers

Gosh i love Patrice. RIP ma man.

OMG. I think Patrice just fixed my relationship. HAHA

You guys should watch Men on film by in living color 😂

Patrice is by far Mike's favorite comic.

I honestly believe if Patrice did not pass, he was on his way to be up there with Dave or really close to it. Hell, Dave put him in a few skipt on Chappelle show, so he knew the talent as well. Patirce honesty as like no other. Even the Late Great Norm McDonald ranted and raved about Patrice. Damn sucks we keep losing the greats.

Hey Office Blokes,, I was on a C141 military plane that ran off the runway in the rain at RAF Mildenhall in Norfolk. Nobody injured.

I have to admit… I learned something from this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Safe sex is a woman's responsibility from Patrice O neal!!! Please react to it!!

crying laughing with this bit

Daz was feeling this lol

Man, you guys should react to his Opie and Anthony appearences. The stuff of legends. (might have to be on patreon only though)

I love being alone but not by myself too!!!

After watching this, my wife became partially self aware of it. She’ll start on something, then as I leave to do it, or whatever, say “Ain’t that better?”

Awwwww I feel bad now. I went to my guy’s place and turned the thermostat temp up because it was too cold 😂😂😂😂. Poor guy lol

When my kids get old enough, they will know who Patrice O'Neal is. 😂😂😂

I actually cried by the end

The Married guys were totally relating to this.

May he rest well 🙏🏽🤎

Patrice is GOLD!

Still funny and that’s his cleanest bit!

Recommended reaction: Patrice O’Neal’s “the Pussybeam.” That one’s hilarious! EDIT: “Ain’t that better?” Lololol!

We could sure use Patrice today.

News flash, boys. Women want the same thing. After 32 years of marriage, I can attest to the fact that alone/together is the best relationship for both parties. ;)

Patrice had a joke, take a sec it'll hit ya. He said "My girl's been with me for 8 years, I've been with her for 5."

The GOAT 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

I just watched Office Bloke Daz' British Family reacts to this video, and it was just as funny as your reaction.

Try listening to Embrace of the Endless Ocean by Amon Amarth before a flight. 🤘😎

Hell, I want to be alone, lol! It is known that I have the 'tendencies' of men, and my husband, of women....he always wants to be together, can't do anything on his own; he was not like this when younger. Btw, I'm 55, he is 60; married almost 26 years.

Deja vu

it's sad so little of his career was A) recorded and B) allowed to happen. patrice wouldve evolved just like burr did. He'd be fucking legendary today.

You guys should try some Corey Holcomb. He’s got some very funny stuff about subjects that anyone else would shy away from like side chicks produce side children!

My poor husband 😂😂❤️❤️

Thank Goodness it’s just comedy! Let’s carry-on women! 🤣

Rip Patrice

Office blokes mate! Yeah!

Is this a re-upload?

Ain't that better? 🤣🤣🤣

Good stuff

RIP to the real ones like Patrice, Hicks, Norm..

I'm having Vietnam-style PTSD flashbacks to both my failed marriages. I'm beginning to think maybe I'm the problem.

wow had me laughing my a off

Every married man agrees...

Patrice "it is what is"

"Imminent Doom" 🤘 I'm not done with the video yet, just had to throw that in.

Nasty show 1,2 please guys

Is this a repost? I feel like I've seen this reaction already

Patrice O'neal is the greatest Comedian of all time. End of conversation. The true comedians comedian.

When a woman is not just bad at telling stories, but tells stories bad with tremendous confidence that's when I lose it. Lol.

Patrice O'Neal - "The Nasty Show" (his BEST show, really pushed the envelope of what he can say .... but he times and threads that needle perfectly) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qt2Ed5h2ybLJcqc.html ☆ The show is 12:30 long, and you really need to watch it from start to finish to see his magic, his ability to convince the crowd to follow him down his depraved road. He starts a little normal, then ramps up the level a bit, just when the crowd has accepted this new level of gross, he ramps it up again .... all the way until the end (when people are laughing at gross things that they definitely were not expecting to laugh at when they came to the show originally). ☆ "The Nasty Show" lives up to its name, it is pretty nasty (talk only), and the video is 12 minutes, so I am not sure you want to do it on this reaction channel. But it is great, and I would be very surprised if all 3 of you didn't laugh out loud most of the show. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qt2Ed5h2ybLJcqc.html ☆ Patrice did this performance at the Just For Laughs in Montreal (!! so the people in the audience are not there specifically as Patrice fans, they just went out to enjoy an evening of comedy!!), this makes it even more funny to me [[an audience that is not initially on his side , he has to lead them over into his way of thinking]], but somehow he manages to do it. Cheers - *The first 47 seconds are him just making fun of the MC of the show, you can jump past that.

I’m so lucky that my wife is here, but never “right here”. Having 3 brothers created the perfect wife. She’s around, but never right in my face.

Most men have had their woman "make it better" when you're watching the game. Aside from the make a sandwich part but they'll criticize what you're eating. And usually they want to start talking about things that need to be done.

I believe in God when im on planes 😂😂😂😂

Ain’t that better 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Everyone has been there

2:57 Dave agrees. He won't listen to Decide on a plane.

You guys have to listen to his “Birthday Threesome” story he told on the Opie & Anthony Show!!! Greatest EVER!!! 🤣

I feel like I'm having some intense deja vu here. This is the 2nd time they've reacted to Patrice tell the airplane bit, and Dave told the same story about not listening to a certain band on planes both times lmao.

Either this is a reupload or you told that same story (plane and imminent doom) before !

You guys gotta do Patrice O’Neal “Safe sex”.

Do Opie and Anthony with Patrice O’Neal reaction