Could not say it better myself. Wow!

I wish I could say the same but Karl Pilkington has his twix coffin ready for him and Suzanne

I'm definitely using that

dying and being dead are different things

@@Ddssdderrffffftttyyy yes exactly. This comment stinks

I will never EVER get married. Never met a girl who made me hang to hang around, but if a unicorn turned up, I still wouldn't even consider signing government contracts over it. If she insisted, alarm bell would ring and I'd flush her whatever my heart says. Women collectively fucked men over, and they can deal with this brave new world of disenfranchised men. I have no sympathy to extend to them. Too high a percentage of similar behaviors to brush this off as a "not all women" excuse.

Save it for what? To keep things going exactly how they are already (progressively getting worse)? How would we save it anyway? Think you can tell women what to do, or do you think women will do what they always have, and think immediately and solely of their own self interests. If you want to know why things worked before, the shortest, simplified answer I can give, is that our ancestors knew what was up, that women are basically overgrown children, and we controlled them accordingly as second class citizens. Women are part of the voting system, and even have privileges over us...the genie is not going back into the bottle, we're done. Women don't have race loyalty anyway. Things for them aren't "Whats endangering my society I built" but more a case of "which cock that I have access to, provide the best protection and provision for me". Loyalty is an absurd concept to them.

+difficultbastard ... I agree with you aside from the race shit. Why did you succumb to that? Jesus..

+WAKEANTHEM I've had friends of many races and your flippant nonsense annoys me. Don't mistake this for being pro-illegal immigration either. Ass.

You get on your moral high horse only after race gets brought in, after I basically call all women out? You really know how to get suddenly selectively sensitive. What the fuck did I even say about race, other than that women don't prioritise it over what they get for themselves? Oh hang on, what it that tiny throwaway section of a line about "society I built"? I don't give a rats dick about a persons race, but appreciate women handing everything over to immigrants. Look at those old Swedish feminist hags and their Muslim immigrant toy boys, living it up in a nation they didn't build. "Don't mistake this for being pro-illegal immigration either. Ass." Then what is it cunt? pro legal open borders? Sure open the flood gates to brutal primitive cultures, what could go wrong?

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He interrupted in 3 completely different times to talk about Howard in a 50 minute conversation. One of those times was picking up a caller who only wanted to talk about Howard.

@@Cwjespersen It's a radio show, not a podcast. Pandering to the simple simons out there who were frothing at the gash to hear an escalation of their favorite radio feud is how you retain an audience. I think you're ignoring some of the context because Interrupting for a total of three minutes over the course of an hour doesn't seem that obnoxious to me. Seems better than most radio shows, actually.

Opie is not all that Funny, but at that Time, and especially the Early Years. He was super import to the show. Anything problems that Opie caused with the people around Him doesnt change that she he was basically the Quarterback of the O&A Show.

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Fruschiante’s Plectrum #winning

M Ciddy she said I neglected my daughters. One example was that I mowed the lawn and left my one year old daughter upstairs asleep. I think they just find a ‘safety’ excuse and her solicitor just went with it. My ex also insinuated that my youngest had marks on her after I told her I changed her nappy during my time with them. I was petrified that she was going to say I touched them sexually or something. I think she was bluffing but imagine I was accused of such a thing. Many people would believe SoMeThinG must have happened as no mother would date make such an accusation. It opened my eyes to how evil humans are and how I lived with someone with potential to do that. Even after all these years I can’t wrap my head round the whole thing.

I think you can marry with a prenup. It’ll remove the thorn from the relationship. Im only saying this coz u seem to liked having a family of your own. Hope you are happy my dude

@@frusciantesplectrum7980 That's pure evil man,you dodged a nuke. Jordan Peterson's channel is a good antidote on why people are intrinsically malevolent. Hope it helps.

Clifford Kapia many thanks guys

Abdulrahman Albriki it had to be multi millions it Dominique was her lawyer unless he took her case just for the stories to tell howard stern.

Geez, what did she spend it all on??

Things to fill the void where her soul should be.

If I understood Ant correctly, he'll have to support her for nine years as he was married for nine years.

@@TylerCummings6 She spent it on dick probably, somewhere there's a sophmore or high schooler driving a BMW that he paid for.

People change .If someone disrespected my wife the way Anthony did, I would have cut him off as well. I'm not so sure Patrice would have let that one roll off , either.He left Burr few options, - and that isn't funny or cool .

​@@markferguson3745 are you kidding? Patrice trashed vos' wife all the time

@@TheGiantMidget But he wasn't Bill Burr.

@@markferguson3745 i know i'm saying patrice trashed wives so he probably wouldn't be against that

Bill is a cccccuck lol

good call.

dude feminists care for women. they give 0 shits for men. if it benefits women it stays. doesn't matter if men end up homeless

Dad had a buddy in California that divorced his wife, and owes her alimony. She talked him into paying for a whole year at once, to make it more convenient for him. He did this, and she got married the next day.

you're presuming that women have Principles

It’s not presenting that scenario at all. It’s presenting a scenario where a woman’s time is worth more than a mans effort and hard work

@@RespectProcess it's pretty much implying both of those scenarios. Forcing men to pay ANY amount of money HE makes to his ex wife after a divorce, as well as any money he personally made or anything he personally bought, is one of those things we have still even though jt absolutely shouldn't exist and is inarguably asinine and unfair. The reason it became a thing and used to make sense was because women didn't used to work, and if divorced would be unable to support herself on her own and potentially fucked if she didn't have anyone else to take care of her. To make a man give away his money to a woman who's perfectly capable of earning money herself is also to imply the mere fact of her having a stinky cunt means the man's time, money, and effort are worth less than hers and she is entitled to his everything. Could you imagine forcing a stranger, a man you don't know, to essentially be a slave to his now ex wife, a woman who he likely hates more than anyone? Can you imagine going to work everyday and working hard knowing that you don't get to keep the money you're working for because you're court ordered to give it to your fucking ex wife so she can sit at home with her new man? My god I have so much sympathy for any man who lived that reality... What an injustice

Don't have male/ male / female threesomes like Anthony did, and you will be okay.

+fenrirdies Yea bill burr moved to cali and became a Dick

In Burrs case, its because he's afraid of dying alone. He said as much in one of his specials. I forget which one though.

I hope it works out for bill

To be fair, if every couple only had 1 kid it would solve overpopulation.

@Liam Prieto That's the reason why most these rich people get married I believe...like Rogan...he was so anti marriage but look at him now... Afraid of dying alone, jealousy(coveting), insecurities( I guess they all stem from insecurity ) and im sure all kinds of reasons why they do it but I think what you said, nailed it on the head) I wonder what happens if they get a divorce....cause they talk alot about that too... They never mention the fact that they used to talk shit about marriage...I listen to these two a lot and don't remember them saying anything about them being hypocrites... I think Patrice would of fallen into this trap too ...

100% Fuck these assholes who destroy families, you are as low as she is

Wrong, any woman that does this to a man is a woman. That's the whole point. That's what they do. The weaker you are the more they'll stomp you until you're out of cash and done. If you're not leading the relationship you're doomed. If you haven't understood that through Patrice idk how to explain it to you.

Ernest Goes to Rehab

FBI statistics, know what I mean Vern?

Hey Vern, I need a teener

I took it as a victory for him that he ended it for relatively little, not a 'victory' for her

that's not bad considering how bad it could be

Getting shot in the arm is really close to your spine. I'd rather have a messed-up bicep than a wheelchair.

Compared to what happened to Anthony that guy got off easy

I'm still trying to figure out the female desire to emasculate. Maybe it's a shit test to find out of you're man enough to not take crap, but then she'll hate you for being an ass. If you submit, she'll hate you for being a pussy. This would happen regardless of alimony laws. I truly think most women don't want to be happy in their marriage. Why? I don't know. Probably so they have something to talk about with their friends.

Marriage was for two things. One was division of labour - he did work she couldn't do, and so then she did work around the house he didn't have time for. Modern convenience reduced her housework to what single men can now do now, after work and weekends. The second reason was lineage. When she became married, he could tell her not to hang around with men when he wasn't around. Who wants a wife who goes off with other men, and then ends up pregnant? She knows it's her baby whoever fucks her, but you might spend years raising another mans child. Now men have no control of who fucks her, and divorce courts have even refused to allow DNA test results, even when they're both white and the baby is brown. You pay, or you go to jail. Mainstream pushes the idea that it's because marriage is old fashioned. The real reason is that the government and corporations deliberately undermined it, till it became defunct. Why undermine it? More money milked, and easier to control.

Mark Robertson It’s because deep down they want you to pass them so they can keep looking up to you as “the man.” In other words a man they’re willing to submit to. A good example Patrice gave is the sensei-student relationship. Women are the student who learn from you and then one day think they can beat you. They really want you to keep being the master who puts them back in their place but every so often they have to keep trying their hand at beating you. Once they do they’ll move on to the next master.

Isn't there common-law marriage?

@@ThiefKingofLegend it depends on the state

I have very little sympathy for Anthony. He went through marrying someone he clearly never loved, cried on his wedding night from regret, stuck around in an abusive, shitty marriage because he’s a coward and chose to drown his frustrations in alcohol. He never grew up, still can’t handle confrontation. Even when there are millions at stake. Thank god he never had kids. Gene pool is polluted enough without his rockhead daego crotch goblins.

peonmyhall The only way he could get 60 seconds to himself... literally.

easy. marriage. if you got a joined account. it belongs to the women. btw if anthony took the money , she will go cry to the judge and he'll force you to give her half.

@John Smith Yeah but in some countries joint accounts are needed for renting appartment/buying house etc. so idk if it was in their state. either way even if it was in his accoutn she'd stil take that shit

Bro my boys wife.. signed his tax return..put it in their joint account.. then moved it into her account and got away with it. Shit is so crazy.

Gynocentrism

My ex did the exact same thing to me. It was nowhere near 40 grand but it was everything I had

Seriously? That's a start.

Does that also apply to permanent alimony that was settled before this law? I would think yes, similar to how a death sentence can be reversed if the death penalty is banned. Death sentence, marriage, all similar lol

Just steering the ship, Brothaman.

Snowy! In Michigan...whatta ya got?

Let it go... He’s been in radio since he was 18, didn’t you know

Interrupt the flow to talk about Howard. What a loser

So good......he is unemployed.

Im right there with ya man

facts

Mendoh in america you petition for a license. So marriage starts and ends in court 😳

Did Opie hurt your feewings

@@doesitmatter9085 yuck

@@michaelchimenti2847 Anthony Cumia is a pee dough who got catfished by a 40 year old man pretending to be a 14 year old girl ( SelfCuttingGirl Saga), said he would go as low as 13 on the radio, and was caught following several tweens on Vine. He also had a sexual dalliance with transgender cosplayer Sue Lightning. He pretends to be a conservative while having the morality and lifestyle of a Far-Left progressive Liberal.

stfu, bitch. Opie will find you and film you taking a shit so shut your mouth.

Truth

Communism in the bedroom...

Thumbs up. You, and Patrice are ABSOLUTELY correct.

Unsung hero

@@jcmoney11111 UNSUNG HERO

Don't do it

As it should

AS. IT. SHOULD.

Look dude. I’m happily married and don’t listen to pussies who haven’t even had a girlfriend. They will end up depressed. The only advice I can give is get married to the girl you have 0 doubts and sets her pride aside for you! Don’t do no prenups. If you are getting into a relationship with doubts, don’t do it. And don’t marry because of feelings. Marry a girl because of solid life values.

@@DJEmonTV Damn that sounds dumb as fuck.

She was one of those bartender skanks. Hahahahaha

yeeeeesshhhh

Reading this comment gives me hope. Thank you.

Love around 22:00 when opie interrupts to let a caller to say that Howard sucks.

I hate when he interrupts the flow for a dumb caller

Damn

Both my grandparents couples were together all their life and eventually all died alone. Besides that last chapter, a question is if you want to life alone or with somebody for the majority of your life. Though even if you do choose the latter, there is no assurance, that it will work out, specifically in this day and age and generations. I invested and parcially wasted time and energy into 3 serious, monogamous relationships between 24 and 36 (one, three and five years) and in the end all those woman broke up with me.

Extremely common, unfortunately

robert Frankenfield knowhatimean?

I always thought Popeye for some reason.

That is hilarious

@@onis Vern

Shit I thought it was Earnest lol

That's why he is where he is now. He's never taken any accountability for anything.

Mike Splitt I listen to this every time I hear "when are we gonna get married" works everytime

It shuld...always.

Also Dave Foley. He and Joe Rogan go over it extensively and it’s scary shit.

John R Yep. That early JRE, with Dave Foley, is one of the saddest marriage stories ever. I mean, short of the wife murdering the man, and getting all the money, with the children getting nothing, it's a perfect way to help scare someone out of marriage. Rogan talking about Phil Hartman's marriage, then eventual murder, is a pretty good one as well.

CorbCorbin yeah man! Scared the shit out of me

Me too. Especially Ant & Louis CK's stories from their miserable marriages, Patrice's wisdom & Jim Norton's sexual adventures. Love them all!

"My career path as a musician and songwriter." Yup. I'm sure *throngs* of gold-diggers regret not snapping you right up.😂

@@mulemule he's happy. not about $, even if he had nothing, they would have taken everything. use ur brain

I'm happily married for 12 years now. We just got to be smart about it and get a prenup.

@@Coldwallbar If you have *nothing* ... How can they take everything? (Guess you'd better use *your* brain first. 😂)

Say what you will about Ant he is sharp as a tack and his brain works faster in terms of processing concepts, particularly funny ones, than most people could ever dream.

​@@bigjed3467 lol not anymore. Not since 2012. And that was a fake story.

Ants stories for sure but the breakdowns are great too

It wasn't the lawyer, it was the State... Tennessee. Don't ever expect those results in New York or any other leftist, feminist State.

She’s gonna be my*

"It's as if the law was written in 1920 and nobody has ever changed it." Why would they change it...to be fair to you? You are nothing to them, but a source of income. Just look at how many men kill themselves when going through this meat grinder, NOT A FUCKING TEAR is shed. Only way to stay safe is to remove any option for them to to entangle you legally. Check for common law, have no children, and do not marry, otherwise, you're playing Russian roulette and hoping for the best.

What kind of baby whines about life being fair. Baby. Sad

He's a drunk pee dough obsessed with race and crime statistics

How's it going now?

Lol work relationships are never a good idea to be honest.

This didn't age well

Vibrating egg

That or maybe some underage action going on.

​@@misstrKevin or dudes

@Cactus Jack child suport.

Ernest goes to divorce court.

Chloe Kit Ernest battles alcoholism

Chloe Kit Ernest beats his wife

@@lkb4781 He's been dead for over 10 years.

oh shite, i sincerely thought that was a parody like pic of Ernest! lol

What kind of shit cost that much ! Kids ain't eating that much !!

if the laws changed maybe

When you have kids and think “it’s the right thing to do”.

Dom1118 only if you move to Afghanistan.

40k minimum 😆

Joseph Sandman mine made made 6x’s what i make a yr. had an 8 month affair on me filed for divorce once she got caught and got the house and everything and i got to be homeless and without a pot to piss in after 16 yrs of marriage. I’d rather chop my own balls off than to ever make that mistake again.