“Why would you have a lady in charge of anything Star Wars?” They didn’t listen and now look what we have

5:40 "I never wanna hold little, little kids, cuz I get that feeling like...Touchdown!" A personal favorite. :)

1:45 Assault on the media; 2:27 Baby accident; 5:32 Evil Thoughts; 9:04 Lonely New York; 10:32 Baby accident; 15:03 Assault on the media continued; 46:28 Radio Talk; Boston; Villagers scared of New York scams; Callers; 1:04:48 Kato Kaelin in studio; 1:45:56 Caller props for Patrice; Resentments; 1:54:17 Irish are emotional, Colin Quinn, Bill Burr; more Resentments; Calling out the Show; 2:12:30 Intro Crazy News teases; Caller from apprentice; 2:36:30 Back from Break; Ant is an old slave; News teases; 3:10:10 Patrice Props; Exterminate White People;

Jesus, I forget just how goddamn funny ant can be at times. Patrice rubbed off on him a good bit, they brought out the best in each other.

Patrice "Beat it, I'm daydreaming" had me in tears.. shit caught me off guard 😂😂

(11/11/2005) [Jimmy's Out] [Kato Kaelin In Studio @ 1:04:49 - 1:45:48] 0:00:00 White Guy Voices; Train Bloopers; Assaults On The Media/Gay Weathermen; Ant Vs. Boston 1:04:49 Kato's Here; Plugs/Myth Busters Meets Jackass; Kato's "Hanging" With O.J. Days 1:29:30 Rotgut's O.J. Parody Song; Calls; O.J. Prank Calls Segue 1:45:48 Calls/Patrice Praise; O&A Vs. Paulie Shore; Ant Vs. Denis Leary; O&A Always Win In The End 2:04:03 Apprentice Talk; "Frightening" News Teasers; Brian Mandelbaum Phoner; ♪Shelter Me♪ 2:36:29 Studio Cubicles/Ant Vs. Air Conditioners; One Hit Wonder Diseases/News Teases 3:10:11 Racial Conspiracies; What Did We Learn Today; Outro

I can't listen to Opie and Norton anymore. I always come back to these old shows Opie and Anthony did with Patrice.

the more of these i watch the more im amazed about how right patrice was about how the world would end up

Patrice is 100% accurate on Irish people this is why I love him he articulates it perfectly makes me realize what I couldn’t quite put my finger on.

I was at the Terre Haute, IN mall when Kato was there. He was selling, and signing T-shirts. I forget what they said, maybe something like "america's favorite house guest." BUT, for some reason there was one he signed "Olivia Newton John" and then crossed it out. And my dad, being the collector he is, payed an extra few dollars to get that one. A memory that probably only this specific episode of O&A would have ever reminded me of.

I've heard this show more than once, and only this time do I hear Patrice's line "beat it, I'm daydreaming" about Denis Leary snubbing Ant. Hahahahaha

Anthony called never put a woman in charge of Star Wars... that’s why Star Wars sucks now

“They must be a guy on the payroll, a Chinese guy named Some-Say” 😂😂😂😂

“So what’s their commercials, buttons? Buy buttons...” - Patrice 😂😂😂 44:25

3:08:38 a guy named “sum say” bit killed I can’t sleep this is too good Anthony’s impressions were on a roll 🛹💨

Patrice would be the man today.

3:05:40 “no one keeps a secret list of pedos” boy Ant do I have news for you

People calling to tell how much they love Patrice on the show and oppie still makes it about himself, dam queen

3:08:44 the "some say" bit had me dying. Ant could make Patrice laugh like no other. So glad we can still enjoy all this audio. Thanks Weston

2:04:18 Holy shit... They predicted through The Apprentice the downfall of the once beloved Star Wars franchise. At the hands of a broad, by the way.

Anthony is the master of impersonations lol

1:53:16 "beat it im daydreaming" got slept on cuz patrice said it so fast but it was hella funny, new gem every new run

This SARS song hits different in 2020

"He has gay-face though, that sunken gay-face." hahahahahha

I've never watched a star movies in my life, freakingg horrible, but Aliens...come on man. Patrice was the greatest and crushed him. Even Opie wasn't as cringe worthy as he usually is. This was one of those shows man....miss this man like I miss my Prince. Legend

Opie: Let’s say hi to who gives a fuck from who gives a fuck

Ant using his 30s announcer voice "let me introduce you to the phonograph" 😄😄😄😄😄phkn kills me.

1:17:32 Anthony's Dedication to OJ Simpson killing people 2:12:30 Reminding what The News Corpo-Rations are Really Doing 2:42:15 Teases 2:57:05 Next Tease, Chickenfuker 2:59:07 Next Tease, The Drogz 3:00:44 Next Tease, Vague NY Burgler 3:02:12 Next Tease, Baby Terrorists 3:05:04 Next Tease, Secret Raper List 3:06:01 Next Tease, The Thriller Movie Trailer 3:07:48 Last Tease, Appeal To Preppers 3:08:38 Sum Say 3:10:57 How To O&A Improv 3:20:22 How does X know, that Z knows, that (X + We) are going to come up with A Solution to The Problem?

Patrice talks about bird flu and Ebola and it so applies to the China Virus. Rest In Peace, prophet Patrice

"where are they now? SARS is like danny bonaduce" LOLOLOLOLOL

god damn, patrice brings everything to the next level. Too bad he only became a true legend after his death, at least for me. I loved him in tough crowd, but only really felt it when I heard he died. Fuckin gem.

18 years ago! 2005 is to now what 1987 was to then.

The chicken little bit almost made me pass out laughing.

2:12:30 News tease section had me rollling. "...What?! My tooth paste can kill me?!"~Anthony "...how do you cancel this type of information?!"~Patrice Haha

2:45:53 thats the bill burr bit in one of his specials when he compare dictators death toll to album hits lmao This episode is of the greatest of Anthony funnyness

When this aired, 2023 went into a time machine and called and said "Aw hell naw!" Rest in Patrice you legend you.

The funniest rant is the Rock Coat...cruise edition

"Click, click, point click" Three-card 'Monte' on a laptop - hilarious!

"The weather guy has a little gay on them". Anthony hilarious with that one.

2:11:11 "this smartass is writing the word 'caps' in caps! BANNED!!"

Anthony vs Boston Streets at 50:00 is killing me how true it is. And it’s great that Patrice is from the area too

“That gave no information and scared the living shit out of me” 😂😂

Lmao that fucking wishbone joke was hilarious

I’m Irish and I hate saying hello in the morning at work and goodbye afterwards, it’s awkward and pointless, I’ll see you people in 16 hours, stop being fake. 😂 don’t even get me started on phone calls. My entire business is text, and email based because I hate talking on the phone, it’s too formal and cordial and you’re stuck there listening to some dolt trying to find words and calls ALWAYS interrupt me doing actual work.

Kato seems like the nicest guy fr

2:48:00 Hello again and welcome to a special edition of American Top 40! I'm Casey Kasum, and on today's show we'll revisit some old favorites like Mad Cow and Bird Flu as well as checking out the new hit Coronavirus thats screaming to the top of the charts! But first here's a look back at the classic hit, Sars. 2:51:40

2021 Patrice is immortal

Who was the arch enemy they were talking about?

Anyone know who O&A were referring to when they were discussing a celebrity who did them wrong?

Assault on the Media was dumb. It didn't win them any new listeners and made them a lot of semi-power media enemies. You could tell Opie was much more into it than Anthony. Even Patrice was off put by all of it.

Ant is 100% right with driving in Boston. It's a horror show. The city predates cars, remember, so urban development wasn't really a thing yet. That's why it's such a 1-way, dead-end, angular nightmare. New York is all grids, the way it should be.

"Where the hell did SARS go?!" Corona in 2019: I've been waiting my whole life for this!

This may be my favorite episode of O & A ever!

"They will eventually turn on us. We know it."

59:48 😂😂😂😂😂 Patrice is so funny without even trying

Opie always take credit for everything positive or funny about the show , but when it’s negative he points the finger at others . For instance Patrice will say something hilarious and Opie will say , “see that’s what WE do here on this radio program” What a HACK !

My mom told me that she was literally nursing me while she watched the OJ trial haha

1:44:10 prank calling oj was the funniest shit ever

Anthony bringing up the "wishbone" was phenomenal

2:01:31 "For I am '&Anthony', and don't you forget it!" 🤣😂

That SARS song parody. Does anyone know where I can find it now?

2:04:35 “Why would you have a lady in charge of anything Star Wars, anyway? That’s your first mistake” Oh they had no fucking idea yet lol

2:51:12 "Sars" cool. J Dilla sampled Gary Numan's tune Cars for his song Trucks.

Who was the celeb they were talking about? Anybody know ?

2:04:34 why would you have a lady in charge of anything star war

the fatty arbuckle bit almost made me choke on my food lmfao anthony, for all his racist shit, is funny as hell!

1:00:04 Anthony murders that modernized 3-Card-Monte holy shit

I enjoyed the sheer glee witch which ‘Trice was dropping N-Bombs on Opie and Ant at the end

3:03:00 hilarious Anthony as a cartoon.

funny listening to them talking about Trump back then, now he's president xD

Don’t be too preoccupied if wether or not you can. Stop to think if you should.

Goddamn this ep has gotta be ant at his all time funniest. So quick

13:45, 21:24, 25:05, 2:50:28, 3:18:10

I been listening to Patrice for 3 years now and I still don't know the voice difference between O and A. I love Patrice that much.

3:11:52 lmao, the real n word on the planet bit, patrice and ant turned that shit into comedy real quick

Idk why the water skiing part took me tf out 💀💀

I will never think of "some say" the same way ever again 😂

57:45 great discussion lmao Anthony impression

"U2 is like cancer" lol

53:40 Southie, 57:45 NY radio, 30:08:36 some say, 3:17:40

What's the song at 1 hour 30?

Air Date: November 11, 2005

So who was 'the arch enemy' and who was the other one they were lying in wait to nail ? (,and did they ever get him??)

The most surprising thing about OJ case is, that no one got murdered in her funeral.

"no one has a secret list of paedophiles" - well that didn't age well !!

2:40:32 😂 Anthony's Free Man Voice

34:40 the Goodfellas Carbone bit, hilarious.

It really sucks that Anthony constantly defended Opie's "look at me, look at me" shit.

Anthony and Patrice are so fuckin quick 😂😂😂 pure geniuses man

2:43:50 News tease / 😂 Disease conversation & how much it reflects Kobe-9Teen

Jesus, Anthony kills on this one!

lmaooooooooo Ant was on fire here......

Jacket, sweater, and big coat 🤣😂😂🤣

I hate opie as much as anyone but to me he wasn’t completely horrible in these earlier shows. That being said, by like ‘09-ish he really gets unbearable

They're so right about Boston. Absolute worst city in the country to drive in. It's infuriating, and it doesn't even have a decent subway like New York to make driving unnecessary.

1:18:20 Wow!! Did not know how they met. Kind of makes me wonder why Anthony bashes him so much and mad that opie didn't leave. Still team Ant though so dont get it twisted.

3:08:39 Sum Say is just some Asian guy making news rumors lol

11/11/2005 air date

2:45:00 Great section about epidemics

Opie never had that thought about Bill Mahr