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@zarchivoopieanthonyepisode18895 жыл бұрын
Opie & Anthony - Jim Jefferies Coming To America: bit.ly/2JVZRMD Tip Jar: bit.ly/30CDGRr
@louisernesto58862 жыл бұрын
InstaBlaster.
@MisterSingh.7 ай бұрын
Why does Jim lie so much?
@KH-cm4rr2 жыл бұрын
How ahead of his time was Patrice? My God he would have been HUGE right now. Damn!
@treshampton9822 Жыл бұрын
You ain’t fucking kidding man! I miss this man so much. I listen to old Opie and Anthony in 2006 with Patrice. It’s all comedy gold
@sabbracadabra836711 ай бұрын
He was awesome
@ohnoitschris7 ай бұрын
You know they'd do all they could to shut his ass down if he were still going today lol
@milkDidMybodyGood3615 ай бұрын
This man called the jews The Cartel lol!
@ronaldcatullus2 ай бұрын
He was funny in this one but ahead of his time is a bit much
@whatsthebigfndeal5 ай бұрын
It all went down for Sheen when he went on Letterman and said the WTC 7 collapse seemed a little suspect. That was it for him.
@chilliwraslin25103 жыл бұрын
"black people love ringtones" 😂
@lifesagameandaryanswonthec22612 жыл бұрын
Yup, like small children they're drawn to simple beats.
@tre5713 Жыл бұрын
@The Nfl is NOTHING without Tom Brady! !!! our “simple beats” birthed rock n roll
@christiancampbell3430 Жыл бұрын
@@tre5713 And our complex beats took it to levels you could never reach.
@tre5713 Жыл бұрын
@@christiancampbell3430 y’all had a good run and eventually killed it. Rock is dead, hip hop runs the world.
@christiancampbell3430 Жыл бұрын
@@tre5713 You mean that thing that primarily consists of simple beats and rhymes?
@handsomeX3 жыл бұрын
Patrice was very knowledgeable on pop culture. This is why he was such a great observational comedian.
@jimmyrustler89832 жыл бұрын
Especially when he'd riff with Jim or Ant about old & obscure movies and TV shows. Or always had a much funnier take on something by sitting back and thinking about it.
@elias1978592 жыл бұрын
You're very knowledgeable on Patrice O'Neal. That's why you are such a great listener :)
@MrEvanNoyes2 жыл бұрын
And white culture. Hearing him know about all of our shit was awesome
@erickdraws9563 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyrustler8983 i especially love his knowledge of bad funny movies, kasey fucking raybak? lmao if you know you know
@jimmyrustler8983 Жыл бұрын
@@erickdraws9563 "I'M CASTOR TROOOYYYY!"
@thegiftedone Жыл бұрын
The magic of this epic show was the absolute synchronization between Jimmy & Ant…..the Independence Day rant was mirrored perfectly….and when the legend Patrice said “ I will see you guys later”(sorry I teared up just now) ….and Jimmy & Ant shouted “NO!” on the exact millisecond with the exact exclamation was pure honesty and heartfelt ……they should never fear death…. Because death doesn’t exist…….and when those two pass, God I hope it’s after me, they will have Patrice waiting for them on the other side! ………..” hey! Isn’t this better ! “…………. We are ONE
@jackp.36053 жыл бұрын
Patrice called it, Vivica became a nurse in the independence day sequel
@AdamThoba23 жыл бұрын
grade "A" stripper to nurse, bec that happens in real life. Not. Only in HOllywood
@jimmyrustler89832 жыл бұрын
@@AdamThoba2 I know, right? Going from having dudes throwing dollar bills at you, to long hours and shitty pay.
@russlasky61622 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyrustler8983 stripper gets knocked up then gets respectable job when the kids gets older. Sounds about right actually. Most nurses are wild dude.
@jimmyrustler89832 жыл бұрын
@@russlasky6162 I used to work in a hospital, I know exactly what you mean. Especially the ugly ones....
@kujoqtaro726410 ай бұрын
@@AdamThoba2it does happen, there are tons of nurses with an onlyfans
@Beginningtopeak2 жыл бұрын
Heebie Kikeberger is the greatest line
@charlescavanagh5973 жыл бұрын
4 dudes sitting around talking about real things and are hilarious. So rare nowadays
@LivingBGLegend3 жыл бұрын
The clip they talk about with the 1950s “spaceship” is on a bass and drum cd from the 90s AK1200 lock and roll
@thetranspanzer36923 жыл бұрын
ahhh was away from my computer so I was listening to Patrice on my phone. Sat back down and just hit resume on the Patrice vid I was listening to here lol
@JoshMakaikeKoahou3 жыл бұрын
Gregg incessantly bringing up Patrice's Chinese restaurant bit EVERY SINGLE TIME he's in the studio is fucking enraging.
@oWR3CKL3Zzo2 жыл бұрын
DO THE BIT, I LOVE THAT BIT, THE BIT ABOUT THE ASAIN, THE ASIAN BIT... BIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
@AS-yo2xz2 жыл бұрын
So what
@sirloin7633 Жыл бұрын
"Arr we shhquare??!!!".... Steve Buscemi in Fargo....anthony doing that kills me.
@jonvia Жыл бұрын
I had a Torch for awhile and it was a cool phone bc it had a touch screen and a physical keyboard...but my screen kept messing up and it would've been insanely expensive to have gotten it fixed so I ended up downgrading to basically a burner phone lol It was kinda fun to have a shitty little burner while everyone else complained about their new phone's battery or their cracked screen.
@YourPalHDee7 ай бұрын
Man, those were the best phones. Touchscreen + keyboard. That Dell Venue Pro would've been the best phone ever if it ran on anything other than Windows Phone 7OS.
@thegiftedone Жыл бұрын
Jimmy is ON FIRE HERE! Holy Shit! Sports Jimmy is hilarious!
@briman20002 жыл бұрын
47:38 Patrice talking about will smith smacking someone in a movie , reminds me of will smith and Chris rock today
@1x0x2 жыл бұрын
no way in hell it wasnt planned
@enforcerop873311 ай бұрын
may as well be a NOPIE EDITION
@Tony-up2yn2 жыл бұрын
1:00:06 that Italian accent is hilarious!!!!!!
@BigmanEZ8275 жыл бұрын
1:20:00 SPORTS JIMMY!!!
@alZiiHardstylez2 жыл бұрын
'Sports Jimmy' might be his best character. It's a one note character but hilarious bit.
@roryjohnston6567 Жыл бұрын
Regular joe i cant get enough of lol, relatively obscure but living in jersey i meet about 30 regular joes a day
@KennyGee3 жыл бұрын
Download these episodes. They're starting to remove patrice videos from youtube.
@AndySalinger332 жыл бұрын
Just like they removed him from the world. 🎯
@dorpth4 жыл бұрын
Wow. 36 minute mark, they start going on a rant about a specific topic (tech support phone expecting you to tear out everything to check a serial number), and at 36:36 Opie blurts out a total non-sequitur that brings everything to a crashing halt. It's practically Chip Chipperson level of halting mood ruiner.
@mikeisapro3 жыл бұрын
lol
@elias1978592 жыл бұрын
Lmao holy shit that was psychotic
@mikehink40622 жыл бұрын
I went to comment on this specifically and saw yours before I started being a repetitive Betty
@ARUCARDFTEPES2 жыл бұрын
@@mikehink4062 There's a tree on my house! As much shit that they gave Scott for that line, it was at least about the story they were discussing. But same interjerkting situation.
@felang92572 жыл бұрын
44 minutes in Patrice says, “All this Libyaness, Egyptianess; its coming here, they gonna get us, they gonna fucking get us!”, fucking brother was a prophet!
@spettit20113 жыл бұрын
Patrice looks like Barrington Levy's chubby stand in.
@ancientbeverage2360 Жыл бұрын
43:40 Ming dynasty villain 🤣 lmao
@robbienesbit56945 жыл бұрын
This is before the galaxy old school funny
@daniloferrazbr6 ай бұрын
I’m just sorry that Patrice died before the Will Smith meltdown. Boy would he have some insight on that 😅 Will is the poster boy for a sold out celebrity who now OWES big and has to just sit and take it like a bitch
@mikehink40622 жыл бұрын
My god… I’ve heard this before but the last minute & a half of this video made me so sad 😞 Patrice saying “I’ll miss you guys…” for fucks sake.
@MrMario29873 жыл бұрын
This one of the best episodes I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂 Sports Jimmy is better than Stephen A.
@shammy87032 жыл бұрын
Are you a black guy?
@lifesagameandaryanswonthec22612 жыл бұрын
@@shammy8703 Let's hope not... For everybody's sake.
@KMills318 Жыл бұрын
Lol shouts out to the 318 Shreveport, La that’s us
@ComradeDt Жыл бұрын
HELLO O'NEAL
@thegiftedone Жыл бұрын
F*** this is good…….we need Patrice today so fu****g badly! RIP! It sucks he is gone! You know he laughing at todays goofy ass clown world! …….
@DaveLeperre3 ай бұрын
“Untouchable” reference to Patrice’s toes.
@kokica0077 ай бұрын
Damn that android observation so real
@dluxx6197 Жыл бұрын
1:19:00 best bit
@SkandalouzStyle3 ай бұрын
1:01:42 I loved independence day until I heard this... 🤣🤣🤣 Some films really don't age well.
@davisun1553 Жыл бұрын
W
@MrEvanNoyes4 жыл бұрын
Part of me feels like Patrice would deep down like trumps presidency
@kylemcgill29663 жыл бұрын
I agree. Seems like comedians secretly like him.
@handsomeX3 жыл бұрын
@@kylemcgill2966 He actually named a few guys that he would like to see in politics. He named Carlin, Chapelle, and a few other names along with Trump. It's killing me that I forget where I heard him say this.
@arkyandy96122 жыл бұрын
All comics did. endless material.
@malikjohnston38832 жыл бұрын
@@kylemcgill2966 i can see him calling Trump the "Great White Hope" like Jesse Lee Peterson
@Huntersmokescrack2 жыл бұрын
@@malikjohnston3883 Patrice would call Trump the N word. Like he did everyone else lol
@russlasky61622 жыл бұрын
2 and a Half Men with Charlie is the goat sitcom. He looked and sounded like shit that last season tho. Agree with Jimmy in this one. Damn shame that show ended
@ethanbill92242 жыл бұрын
that shows was gay and so are you
@t_papi2 жыл бұрын
Yeahh, damn drugs.
@lilgiltrill Жыл бұрын
why didn’t they say SNL for Chuck Lorre’s shows or is that just a given
@johnfranklin57844 жыл бұрын
41:22
@Freud_Mayweather Жыл бұрын
Talmbout Brendan Schaub I'm your hucklebee b
@jimmylenyo3225 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who doesn’t notice half the shit about Opie that drives people nuts? I’ve listened to tons of these videos for the past couple months and he’s not nearly as funny as Anthony but I feel he fits in fine with the group.
@the_prophecyyy Жыл бұрын
It’s just the internet hive-mind.
@Limpass6103 ай бұрын
Most of the time its the " HOLD ON HOLD ON " that pisses me off and his rants against howard amd other radio show that he calls hacks, usisng that as an excuse to imitate their whatever skit other radio do, supposedly to show how bad it is when he is infact just burning through airtime. But cut you gotta cut the guys some slack. Being entertaining 4 hours a day 5 days a week, requires some god given talent
@lam10453 жыл бұрын
28:00
@lam10452 жыл бұрын
29:40
@lam10452 жыл бұрын
5:30
@souldry10 ай бұрын
1:10:35
@ericsiggins2543 жыл бұрын
It took me 2 hours to shit out a huge mango sized shit that looked like that fantastic 4 character today im bleeding This helped though
@pookiegrindtime97082 жыл бұрын
Is this why Patrice died?
@NY51663 Жыл бұрын
Anthony rants and rages about minorities getting a break while he gets discounts and favors while he's a millionaire. Well, used to be a millionaire.
@bigheff517 Жыл бұрын
Patrice is my favorite comedian but it's painful listening to him talk sports especially LeBron he couldn't have been more wrong
@will3kgt5 ай бұрын
Didn't the Heat lose to the Mavs that year?
@masternoob9673Ай бұрын
There’s really was something dangerously wrong with these men 😑
@DeeSee25 Жыл бұрын
20:00 patrice on why i can’t stand cell phones these days. Too much going on. Too many apps, too much forced-integration.
@eliastheaquanaut77097 ай бұрын
Damn Jim was such a shill it's so hard to listen to at this point.
@jkavanagh583 ай бұрын
These idiots talking tech always makes me laugh
@mr.smithgnrsmith78085 жыл бұрын
Norton...coward gatekeeper...Patrice knew what was up...and died for it
@renemahound27065 жыл бұрын
@Vino Mr. Smith is a conspiracy nut. Don't engage with him. It's all Deep State this, Illuminati that, Elders of Zion the other and so on and so on from there. A "gatekeeper" is someone who acts publicly to suppress, they claim, knowledge of these conspiracies. Thing is, literally *everything* is a conspiracy of some kind to these people no matter how trivial. Someone used the last of the T.P.? CONSPIRACY!! The Deep State stole it for Hillary TO WIPE HER HIENEY!!!!
@MyHelpWanted4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@jayst92702 жыл бұрын
@2007 Suzuki Cultus VXR EFi And anyone who even SUGGESTS such a thing should be publicly ridiculed and made to seem insane immediately… Every time
@Freud_Mayweather Жыл бұрын
I'd like the full explanation
@jamesenos21132 жыл бұрын
He should have just quit because of his health.
@firstlasterson12133 жыл бұрын
Opie is the WORST
@davidherzing14962 жыл бұрын
Most of Jimmy's takes have aged very poorly
@MyHelpWanted4 жыл бұрын
God I can’t stand norton
@indigosunset702 жыл бұрын
IKR
@Freud_Mayweather Жыл бұрын
He sucked weiners when he was younger
@whogon2 жыл бұрын
I loved Patrice but sometimes he could be so wrong that what he's saying is actually the exact opposite of what I believe. I want to basically be the exact opposite of Charlie Sheen and maybe if Patrice had worried more about his own problems AKA diabetes he would still be alive even though Charlie Sheen is still alive with AIDS that he finally came out and admitted he had and that's why he was going so crazy at that time. A guy with AIDS is literally living longer than Patrice
@tyroniousyrownshoolacez23472 жыл бұрын
Too bad Nopie and Norton ruined the flow, like always. Two eternal hacks. Painful.
@whogon2 жыл бұрын
Once you listen to enough of Patrice you realize why even his best friends like Kevin Hart turned their back on him... Himself of anything if he has a long enough time to talk...and talk. And talk. And talk.
@MrBob1125 Жыл бұрын
18:45 oh my god😂 Jim went on a little run there😂😂🤣