Patti Harrison Performs the Song She Wrote for Dua Lipa
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5 жыл бұрынPatti Harrison performs a controversial song she wrote that was rejected by Dua Lipa’s team. (Contains strong language.)
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@pridenixon 2 жыл бұрын
So happy that Patti managed to find another career after her tables business went bust
@Monkeyshaman 2 жыл бұрын
What did she do?
@giovannisoaresvercellino2411 2 жыл бұрын
@@Monkeyshaman Eddie munster screwed up her tables, and those tables were her livelihood
@Monkeyshaman 2 жыл бұрын
@@giovannisoaresvercellino2411 tables are her corn?
@PepsiFuture 2 жыл бұрын
@@giovannisoaresvercellino2411 To be fair she shouldn’t have yelled at eddy
@kendomyers 2 жыл бұрын
How is tables a job?
@MarinaAndTheDevil 5 жыл бұрын
🎵 *please confirm please confirm please confirm please confirm please confirm* 🎶
@william522 5 жыл бұрын
Lyrical genius 😍🌠
@sillylittleboy7791 2 жыл бұрын
You are on everything gay I watch and i love you
@AlexLopez-hn5ru 2 жыл бұрын
HOWLLLLIIIINNNNGGGGGGG
@dreamulator 26 күн бұрын
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@MelancholyofMere09 4 жыл бұрын
"I really wanted to make music and then I started to do comedy and I was like this is easier because I don't have to be like as vulnerable" is an underrated hilarious part of this bit
@KalieShorr 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody laughed and it stressed me out cause it was so funny
@bennett4789 Жыл бұрын
thats not even a joke
@CuPc8K3 3 жыл бұрын
That naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early.
@samuellennyviner 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@hnek 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot hear someone say "early" without repeating how she says it so weirdly!!
@dudedude64 2 жыл бұрын
Did I stutter, Meghan?
@hnek 2 жыл бұрын
@@dudedude64 SANTA CLAUS
@MatthewMuhammad 2 жыл бұрын
Steve makes ONE Christmas joke, and everyone shits themselves laughing?
@Kim-dz8dv 5 жыл бұрын
“Please confirm” lolllll
@nyancatmeows 5 жыл бұрын
If she actually released this, I would stream this. I'm dead serious. I think this is comedic genius.
@michaelfrancis0219 5 жыл бұрын
It also appeals to the edgy teenage demographic
@aaryngoldstein5655 5 жыл бұрын
Heres the original lol.... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/brNygKh40pvPgqM.html
@Gonk 5 жыл бұрын
It would work I mean look at Doja Cat's song Moo :)
@timokirchler 5 жыл бұрын
Aaryn Goldstein ehh not really
@Gonk 4 жыл бұрын
@@kithand1106 are you talking about Doja cat being famous before Moo? LOL I think not, she even knows Moo pushed her up and got her way more fans, be real.
@moonbeam4016 5 жыл бұрын
please confirm please confirm pLEASE CONFIRM
@mariamama11 5 жыл бұрын
fav part
@magmamarshez6203 5 жыл бұрын
when she start doing her impression and had to stop to say dua lipa is english i lost it
@samlamson6370 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part, honestly. So, so good.
@alexiahetka 5 жыл бұрын
“we met an hour ago but i’m in love with you because you’re taller than me” finally a song that represents me
@wildmercuryfilms 8 ай бұрын
and the person served food to her, because it’s their job
@megf5124 2 жыл бұрын
The face she makes when she says, "as soon as he grows up" 😂😂😂
@jenneverpelaez Жыл бұрын
It’s so hilarious!! Also probably so this clip could be aired and streamed.
@ulture 6 ай бұрын
I was laughing but then I remembered the Lostprophets guy literally got a woman to do that for him and now I'm just depressed
@BenjaminBattington 5 ай бұрын
With the outro it makes it seem like she added it to fix it after getting the email reply, which just makes it even more hilarious imagining that she thought this version might get approved 😂
@officialau 5 жыл бұрын
3:56 Nice save... I was holding on to the edge of my seat because of that
@Araclion 5 жыл бұрын
So stupid 🤣🤣
@kymberlycourage 5 жыл бұрын
That save was so wise 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lordesonionringsaccount 5 жыл бұрын
She did more choreo than Dua Lipa wow.
@soaribb32 5 жыл бұрын
Which is not a lot
@whome779 5 жыл бұрын
@@soaribb32 that was the joke
@Nihilist_Porcupine 4 жыл бұрын
Dua Lipa's choreo is looking like Dua Lipa.
@ginandromeda1618 3 жыл бұрын
Reading this in 2020 when Dua is the queen of the new disco music and improved waaaay more her choreography
@dachshund_gaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@ginandromeda1618 yeah I saw her on snl and the dancing was good
@jacksonwright5145 9 ай бұрын
The face when she sings "when he grows up" is hilarious. Like "I'm singing this disclaimer because I have to" lol
@dacotahh8787 25 күн бұрын
That's the funniest part 🤣🤣
@renoodle5554 5 жыл бұрын
Patti Harrison is legitimately one of the funniest people out there, especially on twitter. I started following her on a whim and her tweets are one of the few things on this godforsaken planet I actually look forward to anymore
@stevencaldwell848 5 жыл бұрын
Literally SAME
@beanditch 5 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the videos where she learns about different animals?
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
Her insta is batshit chaotic and I love it.
@SadieAtCollege 2 жыл бұрын
What’s her twitter name?
@henrygatenby9105 2 жыл бұрын
@@SadieAtCollege @Party_Harderson, but her account was suspended after she comically impersonated the official Nilla Wafers page, claimed Sia was running the account, and tweeted "If you are bisexual, we do not want your business."
@Travelerme1 5 жыл бұрын
I kinda imagined a parody music video for Romeo and Juilet for this 😂
@magpie405 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kymberlycourage 5 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeeeee
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
we all should fund it lol
@7elEvan1 2 жыл бұрын
dismissively hand-waving "when he grows up," like fine sure I guess I'd wait, is my favorite part
@henrytawnn8694 2 жыл бұрын
Same here and her rolling her eyes.
@dopeblacktherapist 5 жыл бұрын
So, idk this comedian and I had no idea what to expect. I honestly thought she was being sincere at first. Idk why youtube suggested this to me, but I'm glad it did cuz I laughed my butt off.
@broadwaymelody33 5 жыл бұрын
Please watch Patti Reviews Exotic Animals, Milk Snake.
@sebasmarees5715 5 жыл бұрын
Same hahaha
@BohemianAnthem 5 жыл бұрын
Omg same
@dopeblacktherapist 5 жыл бұрын
Btw thanks for all the likes. Never had this many!
@sheeeitmayn4384 2 жыл бұрын
Your name is a lil familiar in a weird way. Can't put my finger on, or in it, well you can put a lot in it I'm sure actually. 🤔
@wlee6685 5 жыл бұрын
Look for the song "I Would Kill Myself and You Too" on ITunes .
@lolasoc131 5 жыл бұрын
This is a bop, I'm surprised Dula Peep passed on it.
@aarond9563 4 жыл бұрын
The "when he grows up" line got me. She's great! Love her from Shrill!
@zoeh.2361 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that I was 100% expecting this to be legit made it even better I had never heard of this comedian until now
@dorian4404 5 жыл бұрын
fucking same
@bamboo_brianna 4 жыл бұрын
How?!
@bencarolinestuligross4336 4 жыл бұрын
I was already intimately familiar and I still had like a 20% expectation of earnestness
@nerolemon Жыл бұрын
She is great in cool blue car
@nateesch6741 Жыл бұрын
I know I'm 4 years late to this comment but she's in a couple skits on I Think You Should Leave on Netflix. Id recommend it and she always steals the show
@nyancatmeows 5 жыл бұрын
I thought at the beginning it was serious, if listening to the looping vocals in the instrumental, I thought it was saying "Girl Power" which would make it sounds like it was all serious!!
@FalandoCoisas 2 жыл бұрын
"right after or shortly after" 😂LOVE Patti, every time I need a laugh I look her up
@StellaPurple 5 жыл бұрын
"Please confirm" 🤣
@TrailBlazer5280 10 ай бұрын
The mandatory "when he grows up" and the eye roll 🤣🤣
@FashionGoddessEmpire 5 жыл бұрын
Oh damn I was skeptical at first but that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@ss11111ss 5 жыл бұрын
ever??
@morganbowling1577 5 жыл бұрын
Romeo: Juliet: this song
@nerdygameinggurl 5 жыл бұрын
I actually really like her deep voice 🔥but this is funny
@ArcDevErik 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure its a dude.
@chloepaulding3583 5 жыл бұрын
ArcDevErik she’s trans
@CoryMck 5 жыл бұрын
@@chloepaulding3583 so she's a woman.
@chloepaulding3583 5 жыл бұрын
Cory Mck exactly
@kithand1106 5 жыл бұрын
@@ArcDevErik she is a woman. She was just born a boy.
@sayograi6451 5 жыл бұрын
What a romantic song
@ds4251 4 жыл бұрын
"I would kill myself, I would kill myself for you" runs through my head constantly
@dick3234 5 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh during dark times
@connectivitytissues1429 5 жыл бұрын
Same.
@dammitjoe 3 жыл бұрын
This comment from a year ago made me laugh during darker times
@sheen8270 2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing her peform this live at the lyric hyperion a couple years ago, totally not expecting any of this and I laughed so damn hard I puked in my mouth but I swallowed it cause I didnt want to puke on her.
@henrytawnn8694 2 жыл бұрын
🎼 "I would puke, I would puke in a kid's mouth, for you." 🎼🎤
@sheen8270 2 жыл бұрын
@@henrytawnn8694 lmfao
@CollinGill7 5 ай бұрын
this is one of the funniest things ive ever watcbed
@shailiyaharrant201 5 жыл бұрын
Okay I died at the " i would fuck a bird"😂😂😂😂😂💀
@TATERplaysGAMES 2 жыл бұрын
I literally can't watch this without a big pour of wine! ...and popcorn.
@jwulf 2 жыл бұрын
Here from Bald and Beautiful.
@PromptStreamer 2 жыл бұрын
Discovered her on I Think You Should Leave. She’s hysterical; very talented
@ZallopV 5 жыл бұрын
troll comedy for the millennials lmao
@ZallopV 5 жыл бұрын
Areli Martin ahahah ultimate dream! Their “I luv u “s ... would be so real
@coldbrewprods 5 жыл бұрын
@@arelimartin8414 women for fielder
@jazechun7184 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this song is that she says there's not going to be choreography and then she really gets into it. I love you Patti Harrison ever since I saw you in I think you should leave with Tim Robinson
@davidadams2395 2 жыл бұрын
"These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house _hot!"_
@user-zy5dp8fl8n 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidadams2395 tables are my corn!!!
@gamert28 4 ай бұрын
I can’t watch a movie without a big pour of WINE andpopcorrrnn
@portopilzi 5 жыл бұрын
I mean it's just a question of how suicidal you were coming into it!
@KevinMAbraham 5 жыл бұрын
funny thing is that she has more stage presence than Dua (edit: dua proved us wrong like the queen that she is, she deserved to be called a pop queen 2020. Studio 2045 was a served hunneyyyy)
@rodneybilovsky2654 5 жыл бұрын
Oh stop. She does NOT. You just root for the underdog.
@mintwoofu 5 жыл бұрын
Naah
@snatched.377 5 жыл бұрын
R. B. I’d say they’re pretty close.
@alessiacara4101 5 жыл бұрын
who doesn’t though
@ineedmoresleep3728 5 жыл бұрын
R. B. Dua Lipa has a really great voice but stage presence she does not have
@devinmir762 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever people don’t answer me right away I sing to them “Please confirm, please confirm”
@A.H.C. 5 жыл бұрын
No lie, I'd buy that song and blast it in the car for funzies.
@mexikunt 5 жыл бұрын
I want this as a single.
@Melch192 5 жыл бұрын
Omg why was the audience so lukewarm? Her song is hilarious 😂
@nunusyaz 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr ! I will be laughing like mad ! 🤣🤣🤣
@redloriyellowlori 3 жыл бұрын
people are visibly laughing throughout, i think there's not much of the audience in the audio mix though :)
@Herrera_70 5 жыл бұрын
hahahha holy shit!! I can see myself dancing this at the club!! is lit!
@lamingtongirl123 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I love your photo holding a wine glass
@CallMeetheJester 5 жыл бұрын
the asthma part and the singular reasons i found very funny
@MajinFernie 5 жыл бұрын
This girl is great! She should be featured in many more Comedy Central programs!
@Magmafire 5 жыл бұрын
This is dark AF comedy lol
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
For Gen Zs, this is just base-line humour, lmao. I greatly enjoy this though.
@blotterdowney8075 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheesecakelasagna lmao she ain’t even gen Z y’all need to stop taking credit for everything
@tacitatacita 5 жыл бұрын
Always come back to this whenever I need some laugh 😂
@midas6753 5 жыл бұрын
No jokes though the instrumental actually sounds pretty good and I'm sure dua would actually be able to pull this off even with the lyrics 😂😂
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
fr. Can we get an instrumental release please, Patti?
@mugge47 5 жыл бұрын
*romeo and juliet are shaking*
@bobbob2890 5 жыл бұрын
Great rendition of the classic!! Choreography was unforgettable! You're a new favorite of mine! Tripolar out.
@TheFruitney 5 жыл бұрын
whats the name of the original song?
@clumsiii 5 жыл бұрын
that wasn't choreography, that was asthma
@ArioPhoenix 2 жыл бұрын
I’m just now seeing this for the first time and I’m laughing so hard rn
@Heyoka86 Жыл бұрын
Funniest comedian I've seen in a looong while. What a talent! Noticed her on the Tim Robinson show but this is even better. She's amazing.
@henrytawnn8694 Жыл бұрын
Have you seen her whole series of reviewing animals? It's got some gems of comedy in there. And cute animals.
@ameliaperryman 5 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and has been stuck in my head all day 👏🏼
@bubblegumplastic 5 жыл бұрын
Please confirm please confirm
@KCNwokoye 2 жыл бұрын
This is so funny oh my goodness 🤣 ❤️ "there's no choreography because I have asthma..."
@rat9781 5 жыл бұрын
better stage presence than dua lipa
@mvhemp 5 жыл бұрын
I bet your music taste is trash.
@rat9781 5 жыл бұрын
@@mvhemp how can you get defensive when i didn't even say anything about music
@mvhemp 5 жыл бұрын
@@rat9781 Big Dua fan obviously... still puzzled as to how this Patti lady, in your opinion, is a "better stage presence than Dua Lipa"
@rat9781 5 жыл бұрын
@@mvhemp how do you get so pressed over a joke, dua lipa is known on the internet for having no stage presence, it's really not that deep
@mvhemp 5 жыл бұрын
@@rat9781 How was I suppose to know it's a joke?? And I've nevvvver heard of her having "no stage presence" but judging by our very little interaction, you probably go off by whatever the internet tells and that is enough for me to just shake my head and laugh at your comment. Good day sir/mad'am
@LightTapStomp 2 жыл бұрын
"I started to do comedy and then I was like this was easier because I don't have to be as vulnerable" I thought there would be way more comments on here about that line. Also, the dance to song timing at 2:32 was pretty great
@Gonk 5 жыл бұрын
I think this is only funny because Dua Lipa performs and sounds exactly like that lol.
@krizelda2148 5 жыл бұрын
SHE ACED THE CHOREOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@anneglass8084 5 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t expecting that. Hilarious
@jacknasty1263 Жыл бұрын
This legit made me cry 😂
@jackehboi23 5 ай бұрын
Genuinely that is a bop
@LunchBoxLazers Жыл бұрын
Please confirm, please confirm. This slaps!
@AVV369 Ай бұрын
I LOVE Patti Harrison! For years and counting, I visit this clip whenever I want a hearty giggle 🥰🤣sometimes I sing along, and sometimes I dance too and here I am finally dropping a comment. Thanks for your contribution to my sense of humour, Comedy Central! 🎶PLEASE CONFIRM PLEASE CONFIRM PLEASE CONFIRM... 🎶 WOW what a catchy Shakespearean song!
@maciekkonarski4701 5 жыл бұрын
The subtitles😂 "And i pitched it to do a leaper"
@jadestendton8514 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best video I've seen all year.
@margoomahony9565 2 жыл бұрын
oh Christ, Im crying laughing. brilliant
@twooceansapart 5 жыл бұрын
THIS COULD CHART!!!!! I love it
@lindsayalisonstevens3592 6 ай бұрын
I think Dua Lipa’s team missed out on a goldmine. This song is a real banger, especially the ‘Your job requires you to speak to me’ part 😂😂😂
@julierivera12 5 жыл бұрын
She looks like Gabes’ secretary in shrill Edit: it is her lol
@unfabulouslyfabulous 5 жыл бұрын
Julie Rivera wait she isn’t??
@julierivera12 5 жыл бұрын
Idk and I’m too lazy to look it up lol
@julierivera12 5 жыл бұрын
Jackie Perez update! It is her lol I got too curious
@unfabulouslyfabulous 5 жыл бұрын
Julie Rivera omg okay glad I’m not the only one I immediately got to googling 😂
@daniellerogers1352 2 жыл бұрын
Can't stop watching this.
@BigBewtieHoles Жыл бұрын
Haha serious Andy Kaufman vibes
@ladyfe55 2 жыл бұрын
I am SCREAMING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 This is amazing, how am I just seeing this now? 👌👌👌👌👌
@GermaeAnne 5 жыл бұрын
Song starts at 1:16 ---> 1:32 when lyrics start
@reylynndarling 5 жыл бұрын
Bad ass. Keep up the great work!
@veronicahair7427 4 жыл бұрын
i keep watching this
@igormachado2194 2 жыл бұрын
I have watched this video so many times now...
@henrytawnn8694 Жыл бұрын
I watch it every time KZfaq recommends it to me.
@intradibles 7 ай бұрын
She just outsmarted the actual Dula Peep. 😂😂😂
@mshalls7614 5 жыл бұрын
It's got a beat and I can kill to it - I mean dance do it (or do I?) :)
@sarahdavids7289 5 жыл бұрын
i've watched this three times today. she is funny as hell and i wish i had found her stuff earlier.
@aino1010 2 жыл бұрын
This gets stuck in my head. I love patti
@getrealnow73 9 күн бұрын
LOVE LOVE LOVE this song thank you
@calyl 2 жыл бұрын
She is awesome! Just saw her in Together Together
@UrFaveMF 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this several times. It is so good. I would die for you! 🌟🤣
@genericuserid7283391 2 жыл бұрын
Dua! Dua, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Lipa. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
@mahadmubbasher Жыл бұрын
This comment deserves the world
@veronicahahr5640 4 жыл бұрын
I love patti so much
@jucy588 5 жыл бұрын
I watch this every day since I first saw it
@hereforit2 5 жыл бұрын
OMG this woman is awesome! I'm Wheezing.. 😁I can't breathe
@lunarnailsbydia7103 5 жыл бұрын
Okay I've been coming back to this video for a week now, this song is catchy 😂😂
@jeffkoehncomedy2370 2 жыл бұрын
She’s super hilarious and I hope Santa brings her a cool present!
@SamoriAugusto 2 жыл бұрын
Tears. Like rivers of tears I was laughing so hard.
@tara3710 2 жыл бұрын
I love Patti a little more each time I see her
@3six5 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, you're taller than me....
@3six5 5 жыл бұрын
Idk. Was a part of the song
@bubblegumplastic 5 жыл бұрын
Truly a transgirl sentiment lol
@musa2775 5 жыл бұрын
@@bubblegumplastic Wait, is she trans?
@seanwhitton8332 3 жыл бұрын
Dua Lipa now: ArE wE EveN gOnnA gEt AnyThiNg NoW?
@sofiafernandez2119 5 жыл бұрын
I found out it was a joke when she said sandwiches..... I was like, wtf is this song
@eleanorsvenson2958 23 күн бұрын
I use this as a reference to explain who Day Lipa is every time my husband asks who that is. I know that does not actually answer the question but this is so funny.
@ChristianCipriani 5 ай бұрын
Patti you’re a national treasure.
@AngieCanegitta 5 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing! I would listen to that song on a daily.
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