Paul Bettany’s Humiliating London Dinner Party

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Paul's agonizingly embarrassing evening involves Ron Howard, Guy Ritchie, and an awkwardly placed indoor swimming pool.
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@RojaJaneman 3 жыл бұрын

He tried to save the watch his wife gave. That’s love right there.

@budisondakh4287 3 жыл бұрын

it’s Jennifer Connelly he’s talking about, he’s doing the right thing, lol

@NerdsmithTV 3 жыл бұрын

What is love, if not the watch persevering?

@vibaudupa9062 3 жыл бұрын

@@NerdsmithTV Lol

@SaeedKhalifi 3 жыл бұрын

or fear

@landenyousef7998 2 жыл бұрын

You all probably dont give a damn but does someone know of a trick to get back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid lost the password. I love any assistance you can give me!

@xeniosm4549 8 жыл бұрын

Stepping in a pool at pitch dark... can't think of a worst nightmare.

@alejandroderienosa4828 6 жыл бұрын

not to mention being wrapped around by the pool cover and trying to save not only yourself but your wifes gift because you know deep down, if her gift is damaged, youll die either way... Still tho, the last joke aside, sinking in a pool being covered in a black pool cover when its pitch dark... I wouldv died if i were in such a situation. They need to put warning signs in these billionaire parties

@monicaw3082 8 жыл бұрын

the vision had blury vision. LOL!!

@crazykiller1337 8 жыл бұрын

+monica wong he was born yesterday, give him a year

@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 6 жыл бұрын

Well makes sense because he sure was useless in Infinity war

@Soymaid 7 жыл бұрын

"Embarrassing"? It sounds like he almost died! Getting caught in a pool cover is extremely dangerous. Wtf Guy Ritchie?

@leomartyros4369 7 жыл бұрын

Hes an ISTP personality type like me, we don't feel fear in dangerous situations, only the one thing that resembles fear: embarrassment.

@miclazy-5m 6 жыл бұрын

yeah sue his ass

@LeAlejx 3 жыл бұрын

American right?

@hollywoodshopaholic 3 жыл бұрын

lol this comment is so spot-on it's hilarious >

@TheHuxleyAgnostic 3 жыл бұрын

Why the hell does an indoor pool even need a cover? Seems like a trap.

@newsgirl132 8 жыл бұрын

I still have a crush on this man, ten years later.

@xiang5814 8 жыл бұрын

Same, even though he's 30 years older than me

@xiang5814 8 жыл бұрын

+cahill mcguire yup

@newsgirl132 8 жыл бұрын

I TOTALLY started having a crush on him when I was 14!

@flala2261 8 жыл бұрын

+newsgirl132 What film did you watch him in first?

@newsgirl132 8 жыл бұрын

fla la Master & Commander :) Well probably Knights Tale but M&C is when I developed my crush.

@Patrick-jj5nh 6 жыл бұрын

Wait, Guy Ritchie is a wealthy British man with an underground lair trying to kill members of the Avengers? Sounds like we got our next Marvel villain...

@SuperSaiyan3985 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@jac9301 2 жыл бұрын

*English

@kerrin6633 5 ай бұрын

Hahahahhaha

@dustinmcgladrey4821 8 жыл бұрын

I'd really want to see Paul Bettany in more movies! He's such a talent..

@lauralunaazul 4 жыл бұрын

He s in a lot of films

@divineretribution5831 4 жыл бұрын

Dustin McGladrey sane

@rightuppercut1426 3 жыл бұрын

That was a very badly timed sip. 🤣 Conan is hilarious. The upside of Paul Bettany’s near death experience is that he had Jennifer Connelly available to comfort him. Lucky man.

@sarah854r4h 6 жыл бұрын

Is there anything more British than someone being embarrassed because they almost died ? An American would have just sued Guy Ritchie.

@isabellavasquez9357 3 жыл бұрын

That’s terrifying! I’m pretty sure the pool cover has killed people

@jac9301 2 жыл бұрын

*English

@alisshamccann5783 5 жыл бұрын

I always come back to this video if I ever need cheering up. Paul’s delivery of it is just the best.

@hacksdp3 8 жыл бұрын

Andy is so good at saving a bit.

@galaxytraveler5779 8 жыл бұрын

+hacksdp3 I love Andy for that, he always has something funny to add.

@KnuckleHunkybuck 8 жыл бұрын

+Distant System Conan really wasn't quite the same without him. I was really glad he came back. Very clever and off-the-cuff.

@thomasring67 8 жыл бұрын

He spent a year in silence. Just to better understand the...sound...of a whisper

@MrDeathoreo22 8 жыл бұрын

You sir have just made my day 😂😂😂

@xiang5814 8 жыл бұрын

And now, without further gilding the lily, and with no more ado....

@kyleahoff 8 жыл бұрын

+thomasring67 To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on.

@brickamee 8 жыл бұрын

+thomasring67 I laughed so hard at this! Thank you! XD

@shabebelu1739 8 жыл бұрын

+thomasring67 rip heath ledger :'(

@StefyCutess 6 жыл бұрын

Paul Bettany should go to the red chair in The Graham Norton Show... this story is priceless

@lucaslucena6306 8 жыл бұрын

I don't know... Paul is such a cool and awesome guy, I don't believe anything could ever be humiliating for him. He could reappear in that party drenched in sewage, wearing nothing but a kid's towell, and I would still think he's the greatest guy ever.

@divineretribution5831 4 жыл бұрын

Lucas Lucena agreed

@BeezowDoodooZopittybop-bop-bop 3 жыл бұрын

That's quite the visual you just described there.

@rubberducky4074 8 жыл бұрын

The elevator wasn't worthy.

@HordrissTheConfuser 3 жыл бұрын

"Well, I found the pool... it took a bit longer to find the lights..."

@oceanview2965 2 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂🤣😅!!!! This comment is going too stick with me for the rest of the day😁.

@Karen-pj9cy 8 жыл бұрын

Paul always has the best stories this was as funny as the other one that happened to him at the airport with his son.

@annabellerosenbluth4327 3 жыл бұрын

Where is the other one

@spooky1000 8 жыл бұрын

Wait, what ? The swimming pool is one step from the elevator ?

@beadyslay 8 жыл бұрын

+spooky1000 rich people architecture

@GabrielTravelerVideos 8 жыл бұрын

+spooky1000 Yeah, where's the explanation on how this works? So Mr. Ritchie just invites people to go alone down to a darkened swimming pool right out of the elevator without a simple mention of, "by the way, watch your step!" or such? Is he trying to kill people??

@aabidamn 8 жыл бұрын

+spooky1000 It was probably a few steps off the elevator. Mind you that there aren't much space in London. You need to be really super uber rich to own a place in mid London that have that much space for Americans pool size standard. Guy Ritchie is rich, but still not in that bracket of richness.

@benjaminaiken6593 8 жыл бұрын

+spooky1000 Paul's a thespian by trade. I imagine he embellished certain details for dramatic and humorous purposes.

@GabrielTravelerVideos 8 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Aiken Yeah, lesbians do have a tendency to do that.

@chsandstrom 8 жыл бұрын

This was a really entertaining story. Very funny and embarassing at the same time.

@casosa91 8 жыл бұрын

now that's a story

@rodrigomolinsky 3 жыл бұрын

That accident happend with my sister in 1999. I used to take karate training lessons in an academy that had a pool covered just like that. My sister, who is 10 years older than me, went there to give me a ride home after training. When she asked about me at the lobby, someone told her I was in a dojo downstairs. She never went there before and turned to wrong direction after the stairs. Since was late afternoon and nobody was at the pool area, the lights were off. She was swallowed by the pool as soon she stepped on that rubber cover. It made no noise and she was saved by a trainner who was just passing by at the moment. It was dangerous as f**k, she could have died right there. To be fair, she herself makes fun of the moment, but I was scared a lot.

@savvysearch 3 жыл бұрын

I got to say, the description of Guy Ritchie’s swimming pool sounds like a serious safety issue.

@4lienat 8 жыл бұрын

He's so good at telling a story lmao Honestly falling into a pool blind is probably something I would do too xD

@isaidromerogavino8902 8 жыл бұрын

Why would you send some guest to your dark basement pool?

@414MrMilwaukee 8 жыл бұрын

Why does he wear glasses????? He has great Vision!

@beantruder9217 7 жыл бұрын

414MrMilwaukee ☹️

@aur9035 4 жыл бұрын

Well he's *_the_* vision but I'm not sure if he *_has_* great vision

@petertakacs8384 3 жыл бұрын

"Are you using your night vision, Vision?"

@SCharlesDennicon 8 жыл бұрын

Funny story. That being said, I don't think I could ever feel real humiliation if I was married to Jennifer Connelly. Everything else would be secondary.

@MsPaola159 7 жыл бұрын

I am crying laughing, some of this "most embarrassing stories" end up being not embarrassing at all but this, uuuugh poor Paul hahahaha.

@kiks399 6 жыл бұрын

"I wanna say... If I've seen some badly timed zips in my day..." that killed me.

@dsouzand 8 жыл бұрын

i loved him in A Knights tale

@fe5018 6 жыл бұрын

dsouzand, same. He was amazing in it.

@wolfganghendery8298 5 жыл бұрын

WE WALK IN THE GARDEN OF HIS TURPULENCE!!!!!!!!

@pramderooy7037 5 жыл бұрын

The way Ebony Maw talked in the beginning scene of infinity war reminded me alot of his character in A knights tale.

@katlia5681 8 жыл бұрын

i want his voice in my voicemail.... jarvis.

@beeman2075 5 жыл бұрын

Paul seems like he'd be a really decent fellow to have a good conversation with over a couple of beers.

@emmatter 8 жыл бұрын

He's so great, he's done so many movies but I love his character in Knight's Tale so much!

@katlia5681 8 жыл бұрын

I just realized his that pale guy from da vinci's code.

@Rosenbool 8 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@bluerose108 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, He is Silas :D

@miclazy-5m 6 жыл бұрын

albino not pale

@emmyloubauer9217 6 жыл бұрын

And your life is forever changed.

@wolverineiscool7161 4 жыл бұрын

i realized it years ago when i saw the movie

@jewman303 8 жыл бұрын

Loved him as the Doctor in Master and Commander.

@simretsekhon586 3 жыл бұрын

I love him in avengers but after watching Uncle Frank, I'm obsessed with him

@FlashakaViolet 3 жыл бұрын

Such a great movie!

@michaelawlasewicz6545 6 жыл бұрын

This man is a legend, besides the way he re-told that story AND the put down of Jason Statham's lack of acting ability he's always been fantastic no matter what part he has in a movie.

@amandaryan3043 6 жыл бұрын

"Who's wet ????" that cracked me up so much

@etoriaking 8 жыл бұрын

I've wondered about that before when looking at a pool tarp. If you fall in and get wrapped up in it, it becomes more dangerous than to not have it

@boringperson-zb8vy 6 жыл бұрын

Very true. It's not necessarily for safety, it's more to avoid minor objects falling in and to say "No swimming"

@Rubiecat 5 жыл бұрын

for an outside pool it's very useful but for a basement pool it's just creating more danger than necessary tbh

@onetwo2397 8 жыл бұрын

your supposed to yell "found it" when the elevator door opens

@wasilaify 6 жыл бұрын

I really like his style.

@reptomicus 8 жыл бұрын

Should have use Ace Ventura's line "Do not go in there!"

@poogie_ 6 жыл бұрын

reptomicus Ace Ventura was my first thought too!

@karmaoutlaw Жыл бұрын

Paul, this is STILL funny and you’re still lovely.

@dpkdxkcx 5 жыл бұрын

The way he said, "and not with cold". 3:09

@DSRT93 8 жыл бұрын

If you close your eyes, Jarvis is reminiscing about an embarrassing story of his.

@onlinepalette2511 4 жыл бұрын

Tony stark just staring at him like “I asked how your day was...” o.o

@carolking6355 3 жыл бұрын

That was soooo funny and well told.

@KryolahKate 8 жыл бұрын

This will be the best scene in a movie eveeeeeeeer!!!!! I can't breath! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@amitavpanda9118 7 жыл бұрын

i love his awesome voice man

@LilyaScarlet 8 жыл бұрын

Aww, poor Paul.

@edilalewis654 Жыл бұрын

Oh I have a lot of respect so wonderful he share with us we all have our moments

@elalesound 3 жыл бұрын

this is such a SEINFELD kind of situation.

@kasunlee7489 3 жыл бұрын

I love this clip. I want more.

@KMReviews Жыл бұрын

This was amazing!! I love how he says “they pointed and laughed” lol

@chriss.9398 8 жыл бұрын

So paul bettany is actually mr. magoo when he doesnt have his glasses on.. haha

@vamanosninja4143 6 жыл бұрын

He seems cool and nice.

@Sgtspork 6 жыл бұрын

haha, if only he had the presence of mind to own it (which only hindsight can usually afford) and not even use the bathrobe and towels and just go back up dripping to the dinner party dripping wet in his suit.. sit back down at the table.. and just state nonchalantly.. "the pool is lovely..."

@darkpurplesky6660 6 жыл бұрын

I like vision, he’s my favorite avenger I think 🤔

@donnatuibeo293 8 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!!! Love him a lot! ❤️❤️❤️

@gamerdareswins2825 7 жыл бұрын

His Chauser from Knights tale was brilliant!

@Talisman09 2 жыл бұрын

That really did turn out to be a badly timed sip. Conan stole all the laughter out of the room for a few minutes and killed Bettany's story lmao.

@AznS0ulja 8 жыл бұрын

what trying to figure which character he played in avengers, just realised he was jarvis lol

@xiang5814 8 жыл бұрын

And vision.

@VCYT 7 жыл бұрын

This story is like a scene from a comedy film - but real.!!

@4everspace 6 жыл бұрын

I love this man

@G44SM4 4 жыл бұрын

I still can’t unsee silas from the da vinci code

@TheJPSouza 3 жыл бұрын

Same kkk

@Naji_1 5 жыл бұрын

Bad timed sip 😂😂😂

@lolalariscy3692 8 жыл бұрын

You have to own it!

@ScarletVoodoo 8 жыл бұрын

Aw, bless his heart. I laughed so hard.

@eillenivydistor1034 8 жыл бұрын

I'm in love with him even though his 25 years older than me! I don't care about ages 😂

@taylorewalters 8 жыл бұрын

this man will always be peter, peter colt to me. love him.

@bsvenss2 8 жыл бұрын

Shit! "Silas" seems pretty shy... I didn't see that coming... Respect! You must be a greater actor than I thought!

@kitsune.6188 4 жыл бұрын

1:05 *Paul.exe stopped working*

@amitavpanda9118 7 жыл бұрын

i love him dude

@kelseycoca 7 жыл бұрын

I went over to my friend's house and she told me to go along the fence to go out to their guest house and I didn't realize they had a pool. I'm walking on what feels like a trampoline, it's dark so I have her turn on the lights and I look down and I'm in the middle of her swimming pool on the cover. I scurry off and over to the side before anyone saw, and I luckily stayed dry!!

@suchartboontid2560 6 жыл бұрын

I love this dude.

@Laserdreamz 8 жыл бұрын

haha great story

@taniasmith619 3 жыл бұрын

This poor man. It's so funny.

@xiang5814 8 жыл бұрын

You know what he should do? He should get some contacts, THAT'S what he should do.

@Owlay84 8 жыл бұрын

+Xiang (Fortehlolz) sometimes contacts with people that can't see a damn thing, like he said, are not an option because the contact would be too thick to wear and your body rejects them. It happened to my husband, he tried contacts for a while and there was nothing but eyes redness and tears the whole time. So I guess contacts are only for people with minor degrees of myopia or astigmatism.

@xsammyx101x 6 жыл бұрын

he would have lost them in the pool

@Janaparnikova 6 жыл бұрын

xsammyx101x he wouldn't BE in a pool if he had contacts, duh

@petertakacs8384 3 жыл бұрын

@@Janaparnikova I think neither contacts would help him, 'cause he said it was pitch black and he stepped out from the elevator right into the pool's black cover. Ritchie obviously did a prank on him.

@TravelersGarden_dgdr 2 жыл бұрын

@@Owlay84 Contacts aren`t only for people with minor eyesight problems. If there are problems with contacts, then either the contacts or clean fluid aren`t the proper type for the specific person or the clean fluid or the contacts are used incorrectly. I have very bad eye sight & wear contacts for many years. They are soft contact lenses which are made for sensitive eyes (hard contacts are terrible for my eyes) & I use clean fluid for sensitive eyes. I went to a specialist & went to check-ups regularly in the beginning...we tested multiple types of contacts & clean fluids till the correct ones were found. One of my eyes has -8 dioptres, also astigmatism -3 & the other eye has a cataract which makes the eye partly blind.

@Cinemabuff97 8 жыл бұрын

Contacts would really help with his vision.

@Needsmoreflash 6 жыл бұрын

Omg I thought Paul was alone on that couch. That other guy is a phantom!

@keyoorabhyankar5863 3 жыл бұрын

I love his ted kacynski performance the most

@deepz513 2 жыл бұрын

omg m stomach is hurt by so much laughing, Andy's idea was even more funnier:)

@Weird-City 3 жыл бұрын

A lift that leads to a darkened room and a veiled pool! An owner of a pool (especially one with kids) knows all too well the inherent dangers that come with it. Was Guy Ritchie low-key trying to *kill* Paul Bettany? I have long suspected Ritchie as being heavily connected to the London mob. Sounds like Bettany escaped with his life (and his watch), but at what cost!

@alanamiller3953 8 жыл бұрын

I love Andy

@mortalwombat4254 6 жыл бұрын

I feel his embarrassment 😨

@cb7pwn 8 жыл бұрын

i wonder what chunk of the pie he hets from the avengers and iron man movies.... being jarvis and all ... and dam is this guy an underrated actor

@Twirlyhead 5 жыл бұрын

I did exactly the same thing at Buckingham Palace - I'm sure the Queen set me up.

@agnesmooney1533 2 жыл бұрын

good one Andy

@flifestyle2118 6 жыл бұрын

Guy ritchie should have at least warned him that the pool is right at the doorstep.

@Luke-lv4ql 8 жыл бұрын

Haha Andy is so funny.

@chocmilkshake24 8 жыл бұрын

Seeing him flabbergasted like that reminds me of John green

@LeFromParis 3 жыл бұрын

Okay what was that outro tho lmao

@Nathan__A 3 жыл бұрын

Guy Ritchie : "You should go check out my pool" *Paul Bettany heads down to the basement where the pool is covered by a tarp and it's pitch black. Paul Bettany falls in and scrambles for his life and manages to escape* - Assassination attemp failed -