Payday 2 - Guard Quotes

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Payday 2 - Guard Quotes

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@AFlyingBrickington 10 жыл бұрын

I love how Overkill knows that someone will be dumb enough to put a sentry gun in the open during stealth....

@mrey5678 7 жыл бұрын

A Flying Brick ive spotted a dead a dead officer.........All clear

@BeethovenVirus1 7 жыл бұрын

M Rey I think the 'all clear' part was said by the payday robbers

@someoneelse4811 4 жыл бұрын

Tried this once, quite disappointed it didn't actually shoot at guards.

@tangerinepaint3643 Жыл бұрын

It would be cool if Sentry Guns could pacify civilians in stealth like they can in Restoration Mod.

@metaforth1271 11 ай бұрын

@@mrey5678didn't like that guy

@Deathsong58 8 жыл бұрын

Alarm Tripped Guard Detected The Fridge Is Left Open

@adosmith1594 7 жыл бұрын

Unknown Soldier

@Anomalous_materials 5 жыл бұрын

alarm tripped guard deteced his lunch was stolen by another guard

@devyn. 3 жыл бұрын

Alarm tripped Guard detected a pebble gone

@thedbdentity2102 Жыл бұрын

Alarm tripped A temporal anomaly has been detected

@mimoed694 11 ай бұрын

Alarm tripped Cuz why not

@Dexcessive 8 жыл бұрын

9:14 *humming* hmmmmhmmmhhmmmmhmhmmhhhmmmmhmhmmmhmhhmmmhhmmmhmhm "HESGOTAGUN!!"

@Crrrow 8 жыл бұрын

took him a minute to realize what was happening.

@LCOfficerUNIT097 8 жыл бұрын

+cptnsquires LoL ? (20) hmmhmmmhmhmmmm.... ?-! (40) hmmmhmhmhmmmmm.... ! (60) hmmhmhmmmmm... ! (80) hmmmm.. ! HES GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!!!! #[!]#

@faaskee7071 7 жыл бұрын

That quote Killed me X.D

@kirillmarine5157 7 жыл бұрын

Payday 2 detention in a nutshell.

@Infectious365 Ай бұрын

🔫🤡.

@HeavyAndZeMedic 7 жыл бұрын

8:17 Guard 1: *Been whistling annoyingly for 15 minutes next to another guard* Guard 2: STOP!

@diamondofficial758 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@HeavyAndZeMedic 4 жыл бұрын

@@diamondofficial758 2 years late lol

@diamondofficial758 4 жыл бұрын

@@HeavyAndZeMedic lmao.

@Sir_Bucket 4 жыл бұрын

YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!

@gabrielc7861 Жыл бұрын

@HeavyZeMedic 3 years actually

@herbivorethecarnivore8447 9 жыл бұрын

1:40 *THE COMPUTER'S DOIN SOME WEIRD STUFF HERE*

@Xplici_T 9 жыл бұрын

Herbivore The Carnivore Wat? Like Fapping to Hardware porn?

@herosui 9 жыл бұрын

Herbivore The Carnivore my grandma when windows is updating

@user-rp5mv1zx2g 9 жыл бұрын

+Herbivore The Carnivore It's funny how his voice changes to quiet to loud.

@fannyfist7reportingin 8 жыл бұрын

+Herbivore The Carnivore 8:29 *WE'VE GOT A BROKEN WINDOW OVER HERE*

@papaxota4725 8 жыл бұрын

"Hmmm better call SWAT"

@minihalkoja590 9 жыл бұрын

Only thing I ever hear is: Freeze! And: We got signs of trespassers here.

@noose3775 7 жыл бұрын

On roblox, Notoriety, The only things the guards say is when they spot something, and thats "Theres signs of trespassers here!". But in the latest updates, it bugged i suppose, so the guards are poorly silent.

@SteelFrog 5 жыл бұрын

Noteriety got ruined by updates and it’s shit. I used to play it all the time but it got boring.

@squarek123 4 жыл бұрын

THERE ARE AT LEAST 3 OF THEM

@mw00295 8 жыл бұрын

*sees blood stain on the wall* - "Reporting in, this place shows no signs of suspicious activity"

@thevashfan12392 8 жыл бұрын

+Artūrs Šilaks what thief leaves blood or kills something in the first place? I had a hell of a time playing Thief games.....but it sure was satisfying to blackjack people!

@Stifftoenail 7 жыл бұрын

Lady Bug Jones it's payday the guards are dumb oh and when a guard says freez if you stand still he will handcuff you instead of shooting

@frostysmoothy1585 7 жыл бұрын

ZAPP GAMER it's useful if you don't want him to alert anyone but you need to shoot him when he gets close

@Stifftoenail 7 жыл бұрын

it's fucking hoxton, twats ik

@littlechurro5407 8 жыл бұрын

2:10 haha. "please don't stand that close"

@philliamrr3656 6 жыл бұрын

like he doesn't even sound angry like he just thought someone was coming to look at paintings or something after hours

@marschallblucher6197 4 жыл бұрын

7:21 "Please... Talk to me in that.... _sexy_ voice again."

@cloroxcentral2060 6 жыл бұрын

2:07 Yeah, not like there's any excitement in these poor guards' jobs. Probably why they're being paid minimum wage.

@NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY 9 жыл бұрын

9:14 *Some calm little melody being sung by a guard* ....... HE'S GOT A GUN! *Scares the living shit out of me*

@user-oo1de2sd5c 5 жыл бұрын

Expect the unexpected

@just3096 5 жыл бұрын

1:52 worst nightmare

@snailbert147 2 жыл бұрын

*S T O P !*

@evan9811 Жыл бұрын

Deploying ECM Jammer…

@byniu1645 Жыл бұрын

"control, everything is okay here" "this is 2-3 everything is alright" "I SPOTTED A DEAD OFFICER HERE" "everything under control, over"

@IgjapoCR97 9 жыл бұрын

Wow... the amount of lines cops have in this game is outstanding... too bad you can't really hear most of them during normal gameplay.

@unoriginalname2939 6 жыл бұрын

Cue the HAAAARD CONTACT

@VileFGC 5 жыл бұрын

This AO IS A SHIT STORM

@erikallen3804 5 жыл бұрын

Because of the stupid music in the background.

@webikiru_ Жыл бұрын

I keep hearing the ones about The Walking Dead and zombies lol

@feltuzok 9 жыл бұрын

Best thing: On Big Oil, biker see another dead biker, he is calling and says: "22, calling in!" with the guard voice :I

@TheAzureNightmare 9 жыл бұрын

Other Biker: "Cliff, you ain't a pig anymore man! Just talk normal!"

@thedbdentity2102 Жыл бұрын

@@TheAzureNightmare biker number three: shut up! Get one of the arsonists over here. We need to burn this body. No evidence left behind.

@johanboss116 2 ай бұрын

LOL

@droideka1890 8 жыл бұрын

3:21 he's *got A GUN!!!*

@pvtblu1613 8 жыл бұрын

You idiot WE ALL HAVE GUNS!

@savoy4645 8 жыл бұрын

When someone fucks up stealth 0:59

@kyxhk 8 жыл бұрын

ECMs exsist

@evan9811 Жыл бұрын

When the guard insta shoots on detection in stealth

@HESHRocketWarhead 10 жыл бұрын

It's odd how Overkill added all these voice sentences for different things to report (i.e. Broken Glass) and yet in-game they just use the default "There's signs of an intruder" line.

@bobdonald1411 9 жыл бұрын

Thats not true... ive heard lots of specific shit from guards. Its just randomly said by guards.

@HESHRocketWarhead 9 жыл бұрын

I've never ever heard a single unique line, except for reporting distressed civilians/guards, or a drill.

@Casino119 9 жыл бұрын

0:57. It's nice how Overkill managed to get Mark Meer to voice one of the guards.

@ashtraydelicacy5773 9 жыл бұрын

Broken glass, better call SWAT.

@Poppadop1 9 жыл бұрын

Well, if they DON'T call in SWAT... the terrorists win.

@Brokkolesz 9 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the first responders are always some cops in a patrol car. Which is quite legit.

@darksouls45 9 жыл бұрын

Malacovics well even if you aren't seen and don't kill them still SWAT comes.

@zoinks3767 9 жыл бұрын

+EncyclopediaBro13 He's got sunglasses CALL THE FUCKING ARMY.

@ashtraydelicacy5773 9 жыл бұрын

I has no idea for a name,So I put this Long one because i have nothing better to do. Oh no! Nathan Steele put on a fake beard. WHO IS HE!?

@randomslav4721 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody Old Teachers: 1:40

@JoySingh 10 ай бұрын

lmfao

@noose3775 7 жыл бұрын

A little excitement is what we need... dressing up in a clown suit? *You dont say...*

@northernepsilon2153 7 жыл бұрын

10:28 He says it so causally

@hazardious1711 7 жыл бұрын

HEY! I see a broken window

@stactovichstas7033 5 жыл бұрын

Restart 3568747: Me: 12:28

@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын

You mean 12:29 ? Because that’s Shadow Raid in a nutshell.

@shockwaverc1369 2 жыл бұрын

3:14 alarm tripped : pager wasnt convinced by the answer

@thedbdentity2102 Жыл бұрын

Alarm tripped: jacket accidentally used one of the threatening voice lines when answering the pager, and not one of the page, your voice lines

@hello-ri8rz 3 жыл бұрын

7:00 "Hope the prison transport crashes so you die even before the chair"

@Botclone 8 жыл бұрын

7:29 wtf

@Xictlii 3 жыл бұрын

is that trump?

@oddballmkiii9640 3 жыл бұрын

3:20 HE’S GAT A GUN!!!! 😂😂

@michaelbookey355 9 жыл бұрын

"I've spotted some kind of sentry gun over here" how does this line appear? Wouldn't the sentry gun mow him down before he was able to say it? Or is the sentry inactive in stealth?

@jmanrocks152 9 жыл бұрын

Ive yet to try...

@anthonychase6906 9 жыл бұрын

Michael Bookey Maybe he's behind it?

@michaelbookey355 9 жыл бұрын

Artorias of the Abyss Eh maybe

@kirillmarine5157 7 жыл бұрын

I think this line maybe unused, maybe you could put fake turrets, to scare civilians when you don't have cable tights.

@somescrub8960 6 жыл бұрын

Sentry guns are inactive during stealth

@staryoshi06 8 жыл бұрын

10:10 did he say 'taco hell'?

@LCOfficerUNIT097 8 жыл бұрын

YES HE DID!!! XD

@discontinuedchannel.6756 5 жыл бұрын

Overkill Versión of: Taco Bell

@dertazamane8765 5 жыл бұрын

Well, it's burning? FUCK! CALL SWAT!

@Comment_User 8 жыл бұрын

0:59 i get in bad mood even from this video from this cursed audio

@kirillmarine5157 7 жыл бұрын

Game restarts in 5

@snailbert147 2 жыл бұрын

Game restarts in 4

@Gepedrglass 9 жыл бұрын

Please don't stand that close. That's my favorite

@medic2847 3 жыл бұрын

These Guards sound like they aren’t taking their job seriously until they’ve seen something suspicious.

@randomslav4721 3 жыл бұрын

10:28 Guard: I see a broken window. S.W.A.T: Anyways I started blasting

@some_random_merc 4 жыл бұрын

2:21 Trump is fucking carrying a gun and sees a sentry gun in his office. 3:03 Now he's walking around the white house searching for Murky Water personnel 3:06 SHIT HE FOUND THE MEDIC BAG

@JS-gc7kf 4 ай бұрын

9:19 Police when an acorn falls on cruiser:

@atrociousbean4096 5 жыл бұрын

Guard 1: I SPOTTED A DEAD OFFICER! Guard 2: No signs of break in. No signs of trespassers.

@bobdonald1411 9 жыл бұрын

"Ive got an open security door here..." normally guards dont notice this. So when does a guard say this?

@bjw4253jw 9 жыл бұрын

Bob Donald In the second day of the big oil heist, if a guard sees the lab door open he'll have a chance to say it.

@mcfs13jorma 9 жыл бұрын

And also the framing frame day 3 inspector guard can spot them

@northernepsilon2153 8 жыл бұрын

The sec room door on GGC can also be noticed

@netzach7 2 жыл бұрын

"Nothing, got the weirdest feelings though that somethings gonna happen." most aware npc in payday 2

@luckylovescats 2 жыл бұрын

1:40 is my favourite by far

@Psycho3678 7 жыл бұрын

A guard cuffed me through a wall one time

@patrickharrison6293 7 жыл бұрын

Phsyco what a pro

@FreddyCuteFazbear 4 жыл бұрын

XD XD

@YourCrazyDolphin 4 жыл бұрын

They still do this, I got the ladder asset in Election day and a guard spotted me on the other side of the window. Cuffed me through the window.

@Driver-Nephi 3 жыл бұрын

My friend got cuffed from the floor above him in hoxton revenge

@madgun2134 Ай бұрын

@@Driver-NephiHow in the hell? I would've been so mad.

@user-gw7qj3by3c Жыл бұрын

7:44

@AFerret 7 жыл бұрын

"sometimes a little excitement is what we need here" fucking dies.

@luib7701 4 жыл бұрын

6:10 never heard this quote after killing the CCTV guard in the security room

@gagekieffer772 4 жыл бұрын

Probably from Big Oil day 2, they'll get alerted to the door into the lab being open Correction: day 2. There is no day 3, I'm dum

@tobiashimself 10 жыл бұрын

2-3 HERE

@inklingreacts 6 жыл бұрын

*ECM

@randomslav4721 3 жыл бұрын

@@irredeemablelover7608 THERE IS SIGHT OF TRESSPASERS HERE

@evan9811 Жыл бұрын

3 assailants confirmed…

@christiniakollar8397 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s over “ “Nope” “Seems okay “ “Nope”

@VileFGC 5 жыл бұрын

"I've found somebody tied up, alive but tied up!"

@MonoNonsensicalProduction 9 жыл бұрын

"Glad to hear you guys alive over there.Here is..Pretty much dead..." XD

@erikallen3804 5 жыл бұрын

I died laughing when he said that.

@archivedchannel3297 3 жыл бұрын

0:46 Reminds me of "Busted" From PayDay:The Heist

@x_xkingarthurx_x2996 4 жыл бұрын

*Guard:* Oh you're one of those people? Ha ha *Me:* Uhh no 😅

@unoriginalname2939 6 жыл бұрын

Do most of these lines even play? I've never heard like 95% of them.

@Godzilla199yt 9 жыл бұрын

(Floating in the pool) The pool is cool

@PentaromaLMA0 3 жыл бұрын

They all sound generic, I LOVE IT!

@M4DAttack 6 жыл бұрын

7:20 Little suspect

@kuzeyakgoren7518 3 жыл бұрын

Oh what is that, a stain of piss? Better call the zeals.

@natedoggcata 10 жыл бұрын

DONT MOOOOOVE!

@jasondelitototto1733 9 жыл бұрын

0:44 holy shit, is this a freaking guard or robo cop?

@firstnamelastname2991 8 жыл бұрын

+Jason Delitototto it's the new new gensec cop

@Alkie 2 жыл бұрын

14:30 He spotted a what?? My guess is that in the old Payday they could spot the trip mines, I think you couldn't put the mines in motion sensor mode either at those moments of the game or just they never been able to spot them but the dialogue was made anyway

@toasterstrudel3477 6 жыл бұрын

now i feel bad for caving their head in with a bottle.

@thefurrydoc3069 5 жыл бұрын

*I almost got a heart attack when the guard active those voiceline*

@Cartoondude135 7 жыл бұрын

2-3 here, reporting in. There's signs of trespassers here! BTW, some of these quotes are for the civilians.

@grottake 6 жыл бұрын

FREEZE

@evan9811 Жыл бұрын

Deploying ECM Jammer…

@isakscherlund 9 жыл бұрын

"Heee's GOT A GUN!! D:" Maybe this guy shouldn't work as a security guard if he's so shocked...

@staryoshi06 8 жыл бұрын

Maybe he is trying to alert other guards?

@rmhj01 9 жыл бұрын

Thermal drill? Civvies won't hear it. Me shooting 2 silenced bullets in a guard? They'll hear that from a mile away

@KrolMyszka 9 жыл бұрын

rmhj01 That's why you ace shinobi and hidden blade m8

@kennethjurls8549 9 жыл бұрын

***** I had shinobi aced and I was doing Car Shop with my brother and killed one of the guards behind the building with a fucking bow and arrow and people heard it... No idea how. Fucking pissed me off.

@KrolMyszka 9 жыл бұрын

That means there's a 5% chance they'll hear it, that's why you get hidden blade aced and they don't hear sheit.

@Comment_User 9 жыл бұрын

***** No. Shinobi makes it 95% more silent, it does not make it 95% chance to make the death fully silent

@foreng3095 6 жыл бұрын

I guess these kinda make the heisters' pager responses make sense to the pager operator, although I still think that pager operator is paid off by Bain.

@ilkkamiinalainen7116 4 жыл бұрын

Man these rent-a-cop guys are good at this!

@madgun2134 Ай бұрын

Heist starts, turn a corner and accidentally run into one of these dorks: *There are at least 3 of them* INSTANTLY EMPTIES ENTIRE MAG INTO ME

@morganfreemanwardvlogs3729 3 жыл бұрын

2 3 REPORTING IN THERES SIGNS OF TRESPASSERS HERE

@h.plovecraft7141 4 жыл бұрын

“I’ve spotted some sort of robot gun” That man deserved the bullet.

@toasterstrudel3477 7 жыл бұрын

"please don't stand that close" I never hear that line. When I stand infront of a guard, i immedietly get fucking spotted. IN CASING MODE.

@boltogen5416 7 жыл бұрын

Because either you bump into them and they feel the weapons your carrying, or they will recognize who you are

@toasterstrudel3477 7 жыл бұрын

DUNACDUM

@MetalSniperHD 7 жыл бұрын

where is that gorgeous FREEEEEZEEEE!

@MattNStudios 4 жыл бұрын

0:58

@aqua3234 4 жыл бұрын

My friend said that he heard a Guard’s comment (he has his music turned off) and killed him (he was using his Silent Assassin because he sucks at Stealth).

@CarsonSchmidt419 10 жыл бұрын

"Somebody started a fire here" what mission is that and who the hell would do that?

@TheComedicsChannel 10 жыл бұрын

The bank one when they burn the money?

@CarsonSchmidt419 10 жыл бұрын

Oh. How would you get the thing opened without all 3 guards noticing?

@LopuLopu 10 жыл бұрын

Nightclub

@derobloxdude2990 10 жыл бұрын

Sigma No its called firestarter like santa with humour you burn the money with camera recording

@KorotasGeckoGamingCorner 10 жыл бұрын

Also,you can light fire's in mallcrasher,guards wil say fire related lines if they found a fire if the alarm did'nt go off yet.

@noose3775 7 жыл бұрын

Who the hell brings a TURRET to a stealth mission? And how would the guard be still alive to report it?! AND HOW WOULD- *X_X*

@IndigoTail 5 жыл бұрын

Turrets are inactive during Stealth. And you overestimated a dumb heister's IQ. Someone brought a fucking Minigun to our Shadow Raid mission.

@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын

Never overestimate someone whose between level 10 and level 50. They are 5 year olds who don’t know the definition of Stealth so they bring Medic Bags, Ammo Bags, Miniguns, etc.

@clenchedfistsyndrome1439 4 жыл бұрын

13:28

@anthonytober4662 7 жыл бұрын

HEY! I see a broken window.

@avelus5984 5 жыл бұрын

0:09 Daniel UK, is that you?

@marentes133 9 жыл бұрын

i like the one in the security room i put the body bags in there

@WyvernWolfe 7 жыл бұрын

There is nothing more embarrassing when you are walking through two noobs through how to stealth, a XVIII-89 with a 60 and 40, and I get cuffed by a guard... ;_;

@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын

When the highest level player gets cuffed and the medium level player also gets cuffed trying to help them so everyone has to rely on the low level.

@Interloper322 2 жыл бұрын

Infamy level means nth. Mostly just noobs who keep running diamond store and hoxton breakout and no other heist

@morriszombine 10 жыл бұрын

How are you unlocked game archives? I want too ^^

@SpinoRexzillaEN25 9 жыл бұрын

12:18 I got dis felin liek sum butyz wathen mi xd

@user-oo1de2sd5c 5 жыл бұрын

*gets shotted*

@DoktorVicTim 9 жыл бұрын

"This area is for personnel only" I've never heard this.

@Xplici_T 9 жыл бұрын

Swedexplosion Maybe in Car Shop or something?!

@medicisoldier2790 8 жыл бұрын

Swedexplosion if you try to walk up the stairs in the car shop they say that

@erikallen3804 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard that quite a million times in Car Shop. You have to walk up to the stairs and he will do an animation where he’s pushing you away and he will say the quote.

@948joejoe 9 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhh 2:3 here reporting in, there's signs of trespassers....

@frostysmoothy1585 7 жыл бұрын

948joejoe I was just thinking about my 8th grade home room teacher, actually.

@peter-ls4vp 7 жыл бұрын

is there a mod for replacing the camera guy voice lines?

@slowlyatstasisdreams Жыл бұрын

0:58 F**K!!! I'm not moving! Please!

@claricegilbert 2 жыл бұрын

4:31

@faq238 Жыл бұрын

What would actually happen if Pinocchio said "my nose will grow" tho??

@edbo10 9 жыл бұрын

Who voices the guards?

@edbo10 3 жыл бұрын

@Gepmuns 1000 no u

@edbo10 3 жыл бұрын

@Gepmuns 1000 no u my pfp is right there it's the white e on the pink background, r ur eyes broken?

@edbo10 3 жыл бұрын

@Gepmuns 1000 you say your english sucks and you call me an idiot lol rush b cyka blyat

@kuzeyakgoren7518 3 жыл бұрын

@Gepmuns 1000 stop being an egoistic prick

@kuzeyakgoren7518 3 жыл бұрын

@Gepmuns 1000 Did you just came back from elementary school then started commenting?

@natedoggcata 10 жыл бұрын

BREAK IN! INTRUDER! I've never hear this. Is this when they see a cut fence or something

@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын

Snipped fences don’t alert them. Certain security doors like on Day 2 of Big Oil and Golden Grin Casino do.

@BrainDeadKenny 6 жыл бұрын

This Computer does some weird stuff here...i mean i hacked alot of Pcs in PD2 and the guards passed some of them straight ahead, with no alert...

@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын

In Diamond Heist, guards will walk right past a router that Bain is hacking.

@cullest_dud_evr Жыл бұрын

dude i never knew a voiceline that said theres no signs of trespassers were in the game

@stoner63reflex65 3 жыл бұрын

"Youe gonna have a lot of time to think where your going" Me: "same to you cuz im sensing you to hell" (blows head off with the judge) "aint no pussy ass guard gonna arrest me" 😂😂😂