Two and a Half Men | Charlie Hooks Up With Jake’s Teacher and Manages to Ruin Her Life
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Charlie (Charlie Sheen), Alan (Jon Cryer), and Jake (Angus T. Jones) go to the drugstore in search of a jock strap for Jake. After they bump into Jake's old teacher, Miss Pasternak (Alicia Witt), who Charlie dated and broke up with, he tries to make amends. But instead, he ends up getting a stern talking to as she explains how she went off the deep end after he dumped her. Can Charlie now teach Jake a lesson about how disrespecting women is wrong? (Season 6 Episode 5).
Synopsis: Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie (Charlie Sheen).
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@ZombieN8YT 7 ай бұрын
“How can you live with yourself you horrible evil man?!” “He drinks.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@2006MEC011 Жыл бұрын
Lady: 'Charlie Harper!?' Charlie: 'Where? he owes me money.'
@kamariqwhite3111 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@travisandrews3909 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thelonewolf7443 8 ай бұрын
👀
@Deadwood1919 Жыл бұрын
Ms. Pasternak had such a breakdown she became an entirely different person. 😁
@countblue Жыл бұрын
Thats actually Alicia Witt isnt it?
@Deadwood1919 Жыл бұрын
@@countblue - Yep, and I think the original was Missi Pyle (galaxy quest)
@countblue Жыл бұрын
@@Deadwood1919 yeah.
@travisandrews3909 Жыл бұрын
It was very bad
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Жыл бұрын
….And then it returned to Missy in a later episode.
@59771006 Жыл бұрын
Miss Pasternak: How can you live with yourself you horrible evil man? Jake: He drinks
@kamariqwhite3111 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@_Atomic_impact Жыл бұрын
Thanks.… we all heard
@arthurpewtey Жыл бұрын
Odd place to put subtitles.
@bluelit4830 Жыл бұрын
Yeah we saw the same video you did
@oskarfunes2505 Жыл бұрын
@@_Atomic_impact WHAT?
@jayford7097 Жыл бұрын
"Where, he owes me money" 😂😂😂😂classic, but still golden all the way.
@romanvercier3556 Жыл бұрын
alan ran faster when jake told him they didn't pay ahaha. And of course charlie's one liners are amazing!!
@johnbravo1317 Жыл бұрын
he was so funny, after they fired him I stopped watching
@myversion5923 Жыл бұрын
It was a great show until he was put off the show. It never came close to what it originally was after that. Could've been a long running classic years down the road
@morgothbauglir8508 Жыл бұрын
So did everyone
@edwardmoore5325 Жыл бұрын
Of all the people they put in Charlie's place why did the hire Ashton kutcher the most hated man in Hollywood?
@kimcantswim174 Жыл бұрын
Are you a girl?
@rc7199 Жыл бұрын
@@kimcantswim174 no thats not the point silly
@shehumuktar8924 Жыл бұрын
The show without Charlie is like a gum you already chewed
@TheAdatto Жыл бұрын
Or flipping your pillow but that side is even warmer.
@hailtothevic Жыл бұрын
That's a disgusting, but accurate assessment
@MultiBigbird01 10 ай бұрын
"He drinks!"... Just those two words were the funniest part of this scene lol
@davidvaca3694 Жыл бұрын
Her: Charley Harper? Charley: Where?, he owns me money This is the best line I've heard in a while
@nkosinathimlotshwa3153 Жыл бұрын
Where is he, he owes me money😂😂😂
@Randy-md6xl Жыл бұрын
The problem was, that Charlie Sheen was living the life of Charlie Harper.
@victoriamagwaza2172 Жыл бұрын
True that👊👊
@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 Жыл бұрын
I mean can't really knock him for that.
@lekgotlagadiile2933 Жыл бұрын
No Charlie Harper was acting out the life of Charlie Sheen .
@Dibbz_TV Жыл бұрын
True
@njpubadjuster3710 Жыл бұрын
That's why the role wasn't a stretch for him.
@ksh9504 Жыл бұрын
Charlie is the man he made the show great and funny and number one wish it could of stayed on more years with Charlie
@elperrodelautumo7511 Жыл бұрын
I wished it did ended with Charlie marrying Rose and lived happily ever after despite that maybe Alan finds a lady and moves on from Judith and Jake does join the us army to find purpose in his life.
@mikesmith5600 Жыл бұрын
This kind of life is very real . I would know I lived it to a point..lol I'm on my 3rd marriage With another smoking hot woman.. The best part about it she isn't phyco either...lol
@BlackVibeBallsack Жыл бұрын
Asston Kooter ...was terrible...can't watch those
@shlomox4003 Жыл бұрын
I like "could of".
@perrycoffey5410 Жыл бұрын
Why I would say people like you are the reason he was making 1 million an episode after season 4 or something
@banarne71 Жыл бұрын
Haven't seen one complete episode after Charlie Sheen got fired. This was awesome.
@Brenda-Burd Жыл бұрын
I tried to watch it but I couldn't
@paragburman Жыл бұрын
U lucky dude!
@haunteddreams7856 Жыл бұрын
I met him a couple of years back! He dressed like his character 😂. One of my favourite shows
@josejuanandrade4439 Жыл бұрын
What character?
@haunteddreams7856 Жыл бұрын
@@josejuanandrade4439 Charlie Harper
@naterk9460 Жыл бұрын
@@haunteddreams7856 Where? He owes me money!
@haunteddreams7856 Жыл бұрын
@@naterk9460 in London
@franknada8235 Жыл бұрын
@@haunteddreams7856 California clothes in London? But it's rainy and chilly in London! I have to call b.s. 😄
@sking2173 Жыл бұрын
This Miss Pasternak was hotter than the original one …
@countblue Жыл бұрын
I think its Alicia Witt
@theprinceoftides6836 Жыл бұрын
Nope, I prefer Missy Pyle.
@sking2173 Жыл бұрын
@@theprinceoftides6836 - Alicia Witt has a rockin’ bod …
@andrewleah1983 Жыл бұрын
@@sking2173 Missy Pyle hasn’t exactly got a bad body.
@MAte925 Жыл бұрын
Agree totally!
@anirprasadd Жыл бұрын
This show was in a league of its own!!
@JacobLink350 Жыл бұрын
Miss Pasternak: HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF YOU HORRIBLE EVIL MAN?! Jake: He drinks. 😂😅😂😅😂
@bilalahmed2123 Жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen was the life of this show !
@ZombieN8YT 7 ай бұрын
0:49 “Charlie Harper?” “Where? He owes me money!” 😂😂😂😂
@alokm4451 Жыл бұрын
Legend legend legend, who cares about his personal life. He was a complete entertainer
@LtColVenom Жыл бұрын
Or he would have been if he wrote his own lines.
@dala5568 Жыл бұрын
@@LtColVenom Agreed. But the timing , delivery and expressions certainly helped. I have a friend that can ruin almost every joke he has the script for. Also, I wonder how much impro was in there.
@MAte925 Жыл бұрын
Yeah and the show wasn't woke!
@DickCheney205 10 ай бұрын
@@MAte925it was a little woke for its time. For example the transgender episode in season 1
@munenex Жыл бұрын
Charlie Harper? Where? He owes me money. 🤣🤣🤣
@dwilson2548 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact earlier in the show's life Ms Pasternak was a totally different woman and blonde.
@danasmith1899 Жыл бұрын
Aren't they always till you sleep with them
@amyspezia4706 Жыл бұрын
I love this show so much my dad and I use to watch it all The time before he passed away
@JB-rl8ki Жыл бұрын
Waaa
@MrClauried Жыл бұрын
sorry dude
@alexkostadinovgaming3178 3 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry for your loss man 🙏🏻
@charlesnweke4156 Жыл бұрын
The fact that jake will grow up with both personalities will probably mess him up
@jameshaggerty8348 10 ай бұрын
Charlie and Alan’s personality?
@lukefrohling 3 ай бұрын
Charlie Sheen - great character, great writing, great actor. The perfect storm of watchability!!
@crazycountryboy8941 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't the same without him.
@cameronlarocque464 Жыл бұрын
Well he was bangin seven gram rocks
@ktermniator4608 Жыл бұрын
Agreed. The final episode summed it up: they wanted nothing to do with him.
@coreymckee4844 Жыл бұрын
@@ktermniator4608 worst part is the finale had him crushed by a piano and the showrunner being satisfied with it. He really didnt like Sheen at all.
@drmitofit2673 Жыл бұрын
She later turned her life around and starred in several Hallmark movies. Ha ha ha!
@rorysainsbury6816 Жыл бұрын
You know this actress should have been the original Ms. Pasternak instead of Missi Pyle. She’s just hotter than Missi.
@SSDavyS Жыл бұрын
it all depends on what you think is more beautyfull, not everyone likes the same girl the same way. also the original Missi dressed more apropiately.
@rorysainsbury6816 Жыл бұрын
@@SSDavyS True, but look how hot she looks in that outfit.
@sking2173 Жыл бұрын
Alicia Witt is definitely hot !!!
@theprinceoftides6836 Жыл бұрын
Debatable. I prefer Missy Pyle.
@rorysainsbury6816 Жыл бұрын
@@theprinceoftides6836 I respect your opinion
@johnthe6629 Жыл бұрын
Wow.... if only Charlie Sheen had understood and behave like what he just said, he would've still be having an acting career!
@Yoruichi_16 Жыл бұрын
And free of aids
@pethrosuriahson6156 Жыл бұрын
this man cant practice what he preaches to save his life and everyone knows it.
@nivasramachandiran791 Жыл бұрын
Charlie and Jake conversations are the best
@NameyMcNamerson 9 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about this show was that they thought Ashton Kutcher could ever replace Charlie Sheen.
@tahooranim8463 Жыл бұрын
To this day his powers are unmatched
@purpose6113 Жыл бұрын
"Yeah, my bad..." 🤣🤣🤣
@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation Жыл бұрын
I wonder why Missi Pyle didn’t want to be in this episode. I remember she was in the episode where Charlie’s ex girlfriends came to him when he was high.
@sking2173 Жыл бұрын
The Alicia Witt Miss Pasternak was hotter …
@bunnicula38 Жыл бұрын
@@sking2173 Nobody asked.
@blancarosales3400 Жыл бұрын
Maybe she was busy
@meatusshaft300 Жыл бұрын
@@blancarosales3400 idk, at the time, this show should have been a priority for all actors!
@JohnSmith-eh2xu Жыл бұрын
I read somewhere that it was because she couldn't pole dance, so they hired an actress who could.
@TheSlymaster3000 Жыл бұрын
So she blames Charlie for her fragile self esteem lack of accountability is ageless
@MAte925 Жыл бұрын
Same goes for a lot of outspoken feminists!
@sanathouheed6042 10 ай бұрын
Same goes for men too for not taking accountability 😮😅!!!.
@florinivan6907 8 ай бұрын
'You ruined my life Charlie Harper.' if that's all it took to ruin your life then maybe you had far bigger issues than just Charlie
@issiewizzie Жыл бұрын
They changed the Miss Pasternak- loved the original character
@OGMrWayne Жыл бұрын
Yea, they did. I wonder why 🤔 the original actress was... wow
@kaneinman9843 Жыл бұрын
I like when she said Charlie Harper he was like where he owes me mone, funny
@whoisyouranime 3 ай бұрын
1:29 CHARLIE: "She was kinda shook up after I broke up with her." JAKE: "Kinda shook up? She went bananas and bit the gym teacher." CHARLIE: "Where?" JAKE: "In the gym." Obviously. 😂😂😂
@forxxafootball Жыл бұрын
The Best Sitcom Ever!!!!
@axeltaylor9094 Жыл бұрын
I said it once and I will say it again. Getting rid of Charlie from Two and a Half Men was a huge mistake. After Charlie left I stopped watching the show.
@Ryan-jy5rk Жыл бұрын
You and everyone else
@aaronnantz2289 Жыл бұрын
Yea everyone hated it after Charlie left I heard it was cause charlie and the director got into it and charlie I think was going through a lot not sure really.
@rossigenton Жыл бұрын
They didn't pay for the jockstrap
@wolfensteinJB Жыл бұрын
So?
@eddieguererro46 Жыл бұрын
Just keep walking.
@kamariqwhite3111 Жыл бұрын
I love this episode it's very hilarious 🤣
@FootageFactory Жыл бұрын
Best show ever!
@kcrnz Жыл бұрын
Alicia Witt ....... what a talent! Jake at his best.😀😀😀
@fonkamex Жыл бұрын
Indeed, she is a great actress
@konte641 Жыл бұрын
This version of Miss Pasternak is much hotter.
@bobsmith962 Жыл бұрын
Smoking
@davidross5593 Жыл бұрын
"What the heck was that all about?" That is how history can repeat itself
@satish3431 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious comedy!! What a sitcom!!
@yingyangorca4124 Жыл бұрын
Another straight single guy would be driving her back to his place. Not running. Bangorang!
@edwardwright5377 Жыл бұрын
Missy Pyle played the first teacher.
@melquizedec Жыл бұрын
That casual bump...yup
@solanoscrossoverproduction3930 Жыл бұрын
0:50 Where? He owes me money.
@James-hs3tu 10 ай бұрын
1:06 The look. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MAte925 10 ай бұрын
Miss pasterneck = the most interesting of Charlies conquests!😛🤩
@chagzification Жыл бұрын
GOLD!!!!
@dannyv161 Жыл бұрын
She would sleep with Charlie again, thats the power of indifference
@MrStaley Жыл бұрын
I'd watch this show again but I forgot Alan existed
@brucegilbert7243 11 ай бұрын
Charlie's weirdness bar is set pretty high, but Miss Pasternak could clear it in street shoes.
@redpanda0726 Жыл бұрын
yeah, my bad love that line
@lexmatthewtheurbanavenger8538 Жыл бұрын
Baaaaaaaad role model!!!!
@Rondjdjdj 21 күн бұрын
1:05 😆 Owww yeaah Miss Pasternak. 😠 Oyeah Ms. Pasterrnak.
@Aamdar_ Ай бұрын
'so what's new' 😂😂
@toastnjam7384 7 ай бұрын
The writing on this show was great.
@kevinxiao0 9 ай бұрын
With all due respect to Charlie he just dumped pasternak. He didn't ruin her life that was her breakdown
@chipbroadhead4445 Жыл бұрын
These two and Berta, are the show.
@rezzob Жыл бұрын
are we supposed to laugh? the only joke here is a grownup woman blaming someone else for breaking up with her
@SG-zk4ot Жыл бұрын
He drinks 😆
@gradel888 Жыл бұрын
2:38 he drinks ☠️☠️☠️
@ans1830 Жыл бұрын
He is the best
@ZesPak Ай бұрын
That final interaction with Jake was golden.
@Lokiproooo 2 ай бұрын
Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂😂
@tomascostanzo3673 Жыл бұрын
I often rewatch the show a but only up until season 8
@nitinkataria4576 Жыл бұрын
Awesome
@crazycountryboy8941 Жыл бұрын
Not at all
@tusharghildiyal6814 4 ай бұрын
"Where? he owes me money" legendary 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@auderitepenguin9350 Жыл бұрын
kinda creepy that i was just thinking about the "hey charlie" "where he owes me money" part
@whoisyouranime 2 ай бұрын
To be fair, Miss Pasternak should have been fired a long time ago since she used to be a pole dancer in Reno. She mentioned it in Season 2, Episode 3 - A Bag Full of Jawea.
@paulogaspar8295 Жыл бұрын
being violent against someone who "broke your heart" is never justified. I don't know why people think doing this is ever justified.
@GeekProdigyGuy Жыл бұрын
technically, she bit the gym teacher, not Charlie
@bannedmann4469 Жыл бұрын
Because they're women. It's all feelings. This episode teaches a horrible lesson.
@alphabogeyman7462 Жыл бұрын
Women are not driven by reason,they go with their emotions, when they're upset,you better keep your distance.
@jacijune Жыл бұрын
when was she violent against him?
@BrotherHood-xh9sg Жыл бұрын
@@bringthephunk2029 not a valid argument. This also happens in the real world.
@krishnak188 Жыл бұрын
Those golden comedy days in front of tv 🤣🤣
@whateverihateyouwtf Жыл бұрын
was that alecia witt? nice
@Shah.nawaz1305 Жыл бұрын
From where can I download all the episodes?
@sudiptab57 9 ай бұрын
Jake is so savage 😂
@kmassicott Жыл бұрын
Where he owns me money
@capriorakiv1488 Жыл бұрын
He owes* me money. Thank me later!
@andrediaz2748 Жыл бұрын
Ima use that line.
@charlespeakjr2168 Жыл бұрын
I already do.🤣🤣
@kmassicott Жыл бұрын
@@capriorakiv1488 thank you
@morwe1739 6 ай бұрын
He drinks ;)
@robdykes3659 Жыл бұрын
Were do they get these beautiful woman from,every episode another one comes over, unbelievable
@prathameshrege Жыл бұрын
Charlie...Where is he, He owes me money.
@murraydunbar5714 Жыл бұрын
The best
@hatingontruth9118 9 ай бұрын
I really miss this show and when Charlie Sheen was on Tiger's Blood.
@hardlessons9732 Жыл бұрын
Red hair… enough said
@NICKARRIOLA16 Жыл бұрын
0:50: Well dammed I'll be. I wonder what answer Charlie has for that question if a man asks it to him
@doughesson Жыл бұрын
Probably the same reaction.
@eligebrown8998 Жыл бұрын
Young paduwan has much to learn he does
@ComputerChessWorld Жыл бұрын
"My bad"
@Azw3thinkw3iz 8 ай бұрын
Would!
@akhilchaitanya228 Жыл бұрын
Which Episode
@johnsometimeswrong8742 Жыл бұрын
How is Alicia De Witt not on T.V. every single day.....
@nm7358 Жыл бұрын
Man, just so you know... that woman played Alia in Dune. David Lynch's Dune. In 1984.
@sking2173 Жыл бұрын
When Charlie first met Missy, he, true to form, became a Pyle driver …
@devinarthur6559 Жыл бұрын
1:05 1:06 1:08 1:29 1:31 1:42 1:44 1:46 1:50 2:33 2:38
@michaeltrinh4394 Жыл бұрын
This was clearly her own fault.
@VacadoRay Жыл бұрын
Where he owes me money
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