Harry Kane getting pushed into the subs bench was poetic 😂

I think the only way to sum up England’s euro so far is "absolute Fuckin miracle"

We had a corner, played it short, and ended back to Pickford ! Unbelievable

Well, if we get an England vs France final I'll sleep for first 90 minutes, come back after 120 minutes to see whom the gods will gift the middle finger at a penalty shootout 😂

What scares me is that southgate would of never made the subs if switzerland didn't score

Water torture is a fair assessment of our tournament.

When Southgate went to congratulate Toney at the end, Toney had a look of “Sorry, have we met?” on his face

southgate shithousing his way to a euro semi final is jokes

Southgate is the kind of guy that calls Nutella hazelnut spread

Harry kane should be a adult movie star for lasting that long

God, an England v France final will be unwatchable.

I can’t imagine any English person having a different opinion than Mark here. Absolutely spot on with everything.

Harry Kane absolutely stunk the place out yet again but Southgate will never drop him.

Southgate has absolutely wrung the life out of this exciting squad. Mediocrity has levels, Southgate has surpassed them

Trent Alexander-Arnold is HIM. All the pressure on his shoulders. On only for 5 minutes and he scores the winning penalty to send England through to the semi-finals. 🔥🔥🔥 I have no idea how Southgate isn't starting him even with them playing 3 centre-backs...

Imagine an England v France final, that’s going to be the cure for insomnia

Southgate should start Toney over kane

Southgate was ready to scapegoat Trent again if he missed the penalty. Trent said so himself, Southgate told him to take it. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Saka will never get the same credit that Bellingham got for the overhead kick he’s a class player for England

Spain aside , the whole tournament has been crap.

Southgate will never drop Kane, he loves him too much. Let the players who haven’t started a game start in the next game.

Goldbridge you were spot on with the penalties. Gotta give credit where it's due. You have truly played the game sir.

If England and France get to the final, they should just cancel the 120 minutes and go straight to penalties because thats the only part people would actually watch.

Thanks for all the content and all u do Mark. Loving it!!

Trent has to start at right back walker is dead on his feet he is also one of the best crossers in the prem. Southgate blows my brain why does he leave subs until 80 mins when the team then has to scramble. Tony also has to start for Kane he isn’t fit And I’m bloody Welsh god knows how you English feel

This tournament has been anti-football since the knockout rounds, the teams that play good football get knocked out

Imagine what this squad of players could do with a good manager.

The only decent change to the line-up has been Mainoo. Konsa I thought did really well and a conversation needs to be had about Kane, he's been shocking and Toney again has helped rescue England. Unbelievably glad Saka and Trent scored their penalties all credit goes to the players, not Southgate

England's luck must be maxed out. Astonishing that there still in it

Not mentioned by the pundits but thought Konsa deserves a shoutout - in from cold and did a stand up job - visibly present all game

Deschamps is the baguette eating equivalent of Southgate. Both France and England have bamboozled their way to the semi-finals using 5D chess. It's actually quite remarkable how Southgate keeps getting away with this

Goldbridge can't help having a go at pickford whenever he passes it short they just give it back to him what is he supposed to do

Missing person: Phil Foden Last seen: wearing a Manchester City jersey

Southgate's tactics are something like "Attritional Luckball"

Bellingham walks around the pitch like he is zidane 2006 or something 😂

Here because mark sacrificed dinner

Southgate can’t keep getting away with this.

It's alarming France and England are in the SF after being so atrocious the entire competition. It's an indictment of international football at European level. The death of the centre forward is no doubt contributing to the malaise but that's another story.

Yet again Kane wandering around like he has dementia. Why on earth is he Captain? He hasn't shown any leadership and he can only score sitters. Where was he when Saka crossed after a great run? Not even in the Penalty area. And after winning a corner they passed it back to Pickford. Wtf? It was pathetic. England very very lucky.

Southgate is an embarrassment as a coach, players desire only got England this far not Southgate tactics, Southgate will never leave the England job as he will be found out to be useless as a coach, Middlesbrough fans will surely agree.

Southgate has played football inspired by Greece 2004

PENALTIES DID NOT SAVE SOUTHGATE. SAKA SAVED SOUTHGATE

Seriously mate. You cant congratulate saka. Why so biased. Saka has been 7/10 all tornament in a crap team and tonight was a 9/10. He was superb in defense and the difference in attack. You cant help yourself with your biases

Kane could break his legs and Southgate would have him out in a wheelchair

God forbid we get a England vs France final

France haven't even scored a goal from open play. Compared to those standards England are flying! 😂

Konsa not getting the praise he deserves he kept us in that game for so long, he had embolo in his pocket and if we make it to the final especially against france we have to play konsa for mbappe.

Southgate is the most lucky man in the world.

Southgate is literally the most clueless manager in entire world.

I love saka he redeem his self tonight but saka was man of the match

Glad we won but i was worried. Saka was dangerous in this game so much so that they were double teaming him throughout 😅

SAKA MOTM WHAT A PLAYER

Southgate has to be the most boring person on planet earth.

Harry Kane was so absent in this game, he snuck into the dug out.

Belief = Taking risks (due to confidence that they'll pay off). Winning mentality = frequent risks that pay off. Negative mentality = avoiding risks. When we need a goal to stay in the tournament you see the winning mentality. Once we equalise we revert to negative mentality.

Southgate is so cautious, he is so risk averse. Got the equaliser and played for pens.

Winning despite Southgate dragging us down would be ridiculous for England

Inclined to agree with you. I'm happy that we've got through to the semis, but the way we got here is painful! We have not had a decisive win all tournament and have all but scraped through by the skin of our teeth. Looking at our play, we look lazy. No energy, hardly any drive...we slow to a walking pace probably because we don't know what to do or where to go which the opposing team can easily exploit. You're right that it's individual players like Saka, Palmer and Bellingham that have made the difference. It is very frustrating that we can't just be good given the talent we have on the pitch. Thanks.

the one thing more insulting than Safegate, is England fans trying to gaslight us into giving this squad and it's management, credit. telling us that they've done well throughout the tournament... pisses me off

Southgate once again saved by the amazing individual quality of our players. No matter what happens this clown needs to get the sack!

if you can say one positive thing about england in this tournament is unlike france they've scored from open play

Saka saved Southgate

Please help me understand why Trent isnt starting?

Saka is a gem and people compare him with foden

Should be a crime keeping Kane!!!!

It is very important for England to start Ivan Toney instead of Kane in SF

Southgate the sort of guy to jump on the train tracks to feel an electric shock

Drop Kane and Phil Foden its crazy to watch their stickers on the field

Did Southgate only pack one top for the tournament?

Southgate makes Ned Flanders look like Ozzy Osbourne 😂

As a fan, national football is all about beeing proud of your team. I could never be proud of this team because of the way they are playing, regardless what they are winning

In at least two games now there are four back passes to Pickford in the first sixty seconds

Never been so univested in an England team. Trying to figure out if it's because I'm getting old or if Southgate is sucking the joy out of me

Well said mate I’m starting to like you keep up ,I’m subscribing

I'm swiss and this game sucked so much. If England played as badly as in the other 4 games we would have beaten them, but they played better today and they got the one lucky shot off the post, almost indefensible, that screwed us. I actually thought we could win today based on Englands performance so far so it was a big disappointment.

I think Spain 🇪🇸 will win the tournament 🤔

trent has to play full 90 next game

This punter's panicked reactions at going down would not have got England out of that situation on the pitch. Fortunately, we have stronger heads in control and on the pitch. They did what they needed to do, continued to work at it, kept their heads up, and soldered on. Well done England, but no thanks to the beer-throwing brigade whipped up by the hysteria of the press. Bl**dy well done!

Now we’ve made it to the semi, I can’t see Southgate leaving after the euros unfortunately

MY GOAT TRENT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

We got so lucky 😂 can’t believe we won

The biggest crime yesterday was Southgate playing Trippier at left wing back. Absolutely ridiculous.

An England vs France final will finally cure my insomnia. Can't wait!

It’s gonna be an England vs France final…neither team has deserved to get this far, so why not go all the way?

So what was Foden's excuse today? Two things can be right. Foden is a good system player and he is crap for England

I hear you mark but have you ever considered tournament football is different from PL?

Enjoyed the game! Excited for the next one

Kane has been terrible for the most part Southgate won't do it but he should give Toney the start

Southgate is standing on the edge of the cliff but he ain't budging

You are always so honest, I appreciate that. England have been brutal, you are the only one calling it as it is 👏👏

The American phrase for this is "failing upwards." England is failing upwards throughout the tournament.

Southgate still plays stealth archer when playing Skyrim

England might win this without playing any football.

Can we all agree that even if we win the euros Southgate has to go, enough is enough.

So what . When Napoleaon was listening to the qualities of colonels who perhaps could be generals he then asked " But is he lucky ? "

I had nap during ET😂

saka is englands best player and people were asking him to play LB 🫠

This also probably means that Southgate is staying at least until 2026.

Spot on with your comments.. they have all the talk with players who should be dropped in club football but when its harry kane and England it cant be talked about

Unfortunately, Southgate will go down as England's best manager for many years. England fans keep disrespecting him yet even with their best players in the past years, they never consistently made quarter, semis, and finals. He's by far the country's manager.