Morning Routine to Make $100,000

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5 ай бұрын

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@Coolative 5 ай бұрын

My morning routine: wake up, take a shit, get out of bed.

@therealjamal5798 5 ай бұрын

This comment made me laugh :)

@thewolftrainer8175 5 ай бұрын

Wait do you get up first or shit in bed

@BigBlackCock-wr4xy 5 ай бұрын

all in order

@Fuss7306 5 ай бұрын

Wake up, pee, take a shit, get a drink, eat breakfast, get out of bed The full routine for that grind 🔥

@Skyeshadow3408 5 ай бұрын

A classic

@Basement_Bro 5 ай бұрын

Tried this for 7 days. Lost $100,000 after being fired for my job. Wife took the kids and my house is condemned. Worked out great!

@rosiered3403 5 ай бұрын

Sounds like a country song. What happened to the dog?

@Biggorillastick 4 ай бұрын

I ate it@@rosiered3403

@cat80814 4 ай бұрын

The dog was adopted by their crazy neighbor

@Cherry-pu4mx 4 ай бұрын

They were tying you down

@mikeycrackson 4 ай бұрын

So basically you also saved 100k by not having a wife and kids, and no mortage on the house!

@PetoriaOasisYT 4 ай бұрын

10:04 into the vid, you can see its already 1:11 on his phone and the entire morning has gone passed by 😂

@Chrissorox 4 ай бұрын

My man! Why isnt this top comment XD

@daskleineM 4 ай бұрын

This is actually hilarious 🤣

@Brad-lt2re 4 ай бұрын

Good find

@TheUltimateSuperior 4 ай бұрын

Haha I just realized that!!!

@junechung673 4 ай бұрын

yeah but he's filming , im sure in a normal day it doesnt take this long

@thekheeng1 4 ай бұрын

Quickest way to get rich Step 1: wake up rich

@deloschnuk1072 3 ай бұрын

Get born rich

@hiiambarney4489 2 ай бұрын

@@deloschnuk1072 Alternative step: Wake up being extremely hot.

@honeyosweet3877 27 күн бұрын

Be a nepo baby

@Silverlining-tx7ck 24 күн бұрын

Thanks bro , never thought of that

@ratdoto2148 5 ай бұрын

When you consider that the routine is basically just convoluted manscaped ad, it really is the morning routine to make 100k.

@starfox300 4 ай бұрын

Yea, this is how he makes 100k, promoting skin/health products.

@ChrisShafferOfficial 4 ай бұрын

Zero people asked + My content is far superior in every way so get over it.

@starfox300 4 ай бұрын

@@ChrisShafferOfficial nope

@CEJOPawHAR 4 ай бұрын

@@ChrisShafferOfficialZero people like script kiddies like you + Stay mad + Go learn how to hack + Stop using programs you found on Linkvertise and Pastebin

@makaveli4226 4 ай бұрын

@@ChrisShafferOfficial Zero people asked

@jakefitzsimons4245 4 ай бұрын

Bro spends his whole day getting ready for his day 😂

@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 4 ай бұрын

@@SoloLEVELRmy guy has 3rd degree burns on his tongue and still stinks because he didn't properly shower.

@SoloLEVELR 4 ай бұрын

@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 he obviously brushes his teeth, thats an additional 2min Also you are slow asf if u can’t apply soap and wash ur entire body in 1-2min.

@fermatslasttheorem6298 4 ай бұрын

@@SoloLEVELR1-2 minute cold shower? Lmao at that point you’re not using shampoo or soap or even drying yourself.

@Grim67894 4 ай бұрын

@@fermatslasttheorem6298um ackhyually moment

@daze4153 4 ай бұрын

@@SoloLEVELR Lil bro has never taken a shower in his life lmao, also 1 min applying all facial creams?

@lipeprusch 4 ай бұрын

I lost it when the whiteboard showed the whole planning for the day being two lines “film video” “plan next video” 😂

@uglyrobot1975 4 ай бұрын

I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING LAUGHING there’s only two things on his to-do list!!!! Mine always has like 40 things 😫😫😫

@Killbayne 4 ай бұрын

to do list - do things

@lenathegawdxd766 3 ай бұрын

I fuckin lost it when he drank the tap water 😂😂😂

@VladRadu-tq1pg 2 ай бұрын

@@lenathegawdxd766 I mean i also drink tap water , i drink alot of watter , can t have like 100 liters of it around in my house

@MoneyandLifeTV 4 ай бұрын

Moring routine = avoid working as much as possible

@MlLFS4L 5 ай бұрын

Tried this routine for a week and I got 700k!

@123j4j 5 ай бұрын

This guy maths

@p-__ 5 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie's farts

@R3TR0J4N 5 ай бұрын

GAD Dang it, I need to breath harder then

@ladycatbeth4752 5 ай бұрын

What's even funnier about your comment is this video was posted 5 minutes ago and so was your comment☠️

@Kroitk 5 ай бұрын

Don't listen to this guy, this is an absolute SCAM. I tried this routine for a week and only got a measly half of that/$350k

@notrkm 4 ай бұрын

I love how he makes his coffee, then goes for a shower, shaves, meditates and more and then drinks it. Brother that coffee is colder than steve austin

@ddyang9172 4 ай бұрын

Who has time to do that shit lol I gotta wake up get shit around the house done then go to work come home make dinner shower go to bed

@justifano7046 4 ай бұрын

Why do you have an 8 hour commute to work? @@ddyang9172

@VitalVampyr 4 ай бұрын

The coffee maker has a hotplate to keep it warm. It does burn the coffee and ruin the flavor if you leave it on too long though.

@SuperCrazyEstonian 4 ай бұрын

Mofo really did just leave the coffee there and didn´t take a sip for at least 30 minutes. And I am being very, very generous here. 15 minutes to shower, shave, moisturize and do breathing exercises is somewhat feasible... but I doubt it. Then the clothing... OMFG.

@imveryanxious 4 ай бұрын

THIS bothered me the most omg imma drink my coffee right after making it

@TheAnimesNanda 4 ай бұрын

The best morning routine is something Alex Hormozi recommends "Wakeup and get straight to work-you don't need a 3 hour morning routine to feel like you want to work"

@levibrown3741 4 ай бұрын

That only works if you are excited about your work. For me the morning routine is a reward for getting out of bed. It's purpose is to put me into an easier position to do my work.

@NostalgiaFmx 3 ай бұрын

another scammers

@h.b4219 3 ай бұрын

@@levibrown3741I hate people but I'm excited about the money,i dont see them as customers I see them as numbers and dollar signs that makes it much easier.

@miguelsalas4852 19 күн бұрын

@@NostalgiaFmx hormozi?

@NostalgiaFmx 18 күн бұрын

@@miguelsalas4852 buddy every finance guru is a scammer. no body worth 100 million would put their heart and soul into making yt tik toks lmao . u think people would give the secret to their success online? tell me one business that wants more competition c'mon. They become millionaires by selling u courses. only rtrads falls for guys like alex, iman, tai, dan etc. lmao

@commanderbeast 2 ай бұрын

I just realized, there's steam coming from his "ice cold shower"

@t-800o 27 күн бұрын

You're just not rich. You clearly don't understand how water works. It's so cold that us mere mortals can't even comprehend. If only we were on HIS level

@aquaticengineer 24 күн бұрын

It's so cold it's creating liquid nitrogen,that's why it looks like Steam,we're just not rich enough to comprehend

@N1GHTSTRIKER-45 4 ай бұрын

Nothing still beats the morning routine sequence in American Psycho

@illaroxTV 4 ай бұрын

Tbh almost 25 years later and I still don't really know what's going on in that film

@user-pc6cw4zd3j 4 ай бұрын

@@illaroxTVguy goes insane and kills loads of people but then apparently it was in his head but was it really we don’t know the end. Still a good watch

@Emperorofthemoon1 4 ай бұрын

I've seen some of the morning routine videos that give off big American Psycho vibes. I always think to myself: "they missed the point of the movie."

@Justinvanleeuwen99 4 ай бұрын

Agreed ,it always made me use all my sister's moisturizers and cremes

@RJS2003 4 ай бұрын

@@illaroxTV You have to have really high intelligence in order to understand American Psycho you see. ☝️🤓

@tannerandreae3080 5 ай бұрын

"Lubricates your organs" tell me you know absolutely nothing about physiology without telling me

@heyolorenns 5 ай бұрын

“Lubricates your organs” I cringed so fucking hard

@futurehofer1564 5 ай бұрын

like what does that even mean 😭

@beccaran 5 ай бұрын

Bro doesn’t know he has a digestive tract, thinks it all just dumps into his body cavity and wets his internal organs like rain

@Vincisomething 5 ай бұрын

What does "lubricate organs" even mean? Do they mean hydration lol? Or is water supposed to work like WD-40. If he means literally lubricating organs, our body already takes care of that- we have a thin membrane called peritoneum that surrounds, insulates, and provides lubrication to avoid friction between organs. This is like when people hype up pH water and claim it neutralizes the acidity in your bloodstream. Our body regulates our pH levels, it still goes through the stomach (high acidity levels), and drinking water definitely is not neutralizing the acidity in your bloodstream. If the acidity in your bloodstream was off, you would need more than water. pH water at best doesn't do much and at worst, apparently can cause dry skin and should be avoided by those with kidney disease

@MrUn1versal 5 ай бұрын

I thought it was jerkin it

@Ysae791 4 ай бұрын

Here is the realistic morning routine of someone who has to be at work at 8 am: Turn off alarm clock at 6:15; Oversleep till 7 am; Wake up suddenly and realise I f******* up; Skip breakfast; Roll a piece of bread in paper; Brush teeth; Leave home for work; Remember I forgot to put deodorant on my way to work.

@milenam4977 Ай бұрын

Now that's a routine I can relate to.

@amalrajpr6800 14 күн бұрын

Ah yes the overworked average person's routine❤relatable

@Snowy-hm5tb 4 ай бұрын

Brett is like that one NPC in video games who only is seen on the beach surfing and trys there hardest to be cool using NPC dialogues like "Yoo Duuuuudde" or "Surfs up man" reminds me of that one surfer in spongebob

@lenathegawdxd766 3 ай бұрын

He’s basically Larry from SpongeBob. Or ken from the Barbie movie 😂

@jamesbrown6994 Ай бұрын

@@lenathegawdxd766 don't compare this guy to ken he is a treasure

@Darkconfi1212 4 ай бұрын

This video is a giant ad for multiple brands

@dontfollowdajjal246 4 ай бұрын

Yea I was thinking that too, product placements n shit

@jerseyjoyride1316 4 ай бұрын

I see you found out how he makes $100,000! 💡 😲

@Bobbbi 4 ай бұрын

He wasn't sponsored by any of them

@dontfollowdajjal246 4 ай бұрын

@@Bobbbi no not Charlie the other dude

@Bobbbi 4 ай бұрын

@@dontfollowdajjal246 I'm not talking about Charlie

@Fading_Skies 5 ай бұрын

When he brings his phone up talking about the meditation, his phone says 1:11pm. A 4 hour morning routine is crazy

@will2316 5 ай бұрын

I mean, to be fair to him, I don’t know who would actually show their real morning routine in the actual morning rather than just going over it during the ‘work’ day

@hectichive889 5 ай бұрын

@@will2316 I mean, true… His “work day” is literally just sitting around at home all day and filming KZfaq videos of him put his makeup on. BY THE WAY, in his whole routine, not once did he brush his teeth in that 4 hour routine

@lottikokonut1250 5 ай бұрын

@@hectichive889 that I guess is the realist thinng in his video. 😂

@Mememaxing 5 ай бұрын

@@hectichive889bro he's youtuber and model. He doesn't use makeup he's just a good looking guy and makes good youtube video. This white guy also do the same.

@gritted 5 ай бұрын

im sure that morning routine would not take that long… he obviously wouldn’t do it as quick as you normally would, setting up all his cameras and recording each scene out… plus it was probably just not in the morning brother.

@ThisCatIsASilverCat 10 күн бұрын

My morning routine: wake up 10min before school, panic because you’re late, realize it’s Saturday

@SimonHcr2 4 ай бұрын

I think his watch at 10:16 actually said it was 2pm😂

@benwong8713 5 ай бұрын

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

@Ozzie_Mandias 5 ай бұрын

I saw that here too... he is copying an ultra-materialistic, superficial narcissist who is either prone to hallucinations of committing mass murder... or actually does go around secretly killing people.

@Dr.Starbound 5 ай бұрын

I love the Bateman speech. Now for his little brother. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

@One_Eleven111 5 ай бұрын

Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine

@RoCkHeAd316 5 ай бұрын

Came here to leave this comment. Glad it's here already 😂😂😂

@CorporalGrievous93 5 ай бұрын

@One_Eleven111 Eating eggs with a subtle off white coloring. My god, he even has a water bottle…

@AlphaSeriesOmega 5 ай бұрын

Charlie not pointing out that this is clearly just an ad is either innocence or mercy on his part.

@wormgaming3807 4 ай бұрын

It's because he was also sponsored by manscaped

@pakito546 4 ай бұрын

Clearly showing mercy, that to do list looked more impossible to accomplish than the person who invented the hadron collider.

@freeelokat8398 4 ай бұрын

its because he is sponsored by manscaped

@toxpov3612 4 ай бұрын

@@wormgaming3807 that doesn't mean you can't criticize someone's manscape ad lol

@h.t.8812 4 ай бұрын

Being an ad is kind of irrelevant here

@svresh 4 ай бұрын

4:40 "Get ride of all that access hair" Access? Access where?

@sakuyasama8986 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 i know right wtf

@ericnowak9497 3 ай бұрын

No no, it’s axis hair. Dude’s operating on an entirely different plane of existence.

@pengbeatz 3 ай бұрын

He means " shaving my buthole"

@kevinrudd1413 3 ай бұрын

That is probably his strategy in getting closer to that 100k. Having minimal body hair will make it easier to expose yourself to the riches of the world! Meanwhile, having too much or an "access" of hair, will create a lumberjack that is only earning $20-30,000 a year tops chopping wood.

@Buttercup84 2 ай бұрын

It's excessive hair. Access is for accessibility. Please tell me you know this.

@avarice02 4 ай бұрын

Tried this and made my first $100,000 in debt 😊. It works.

@gojirabh9383 4 ай бұрын

Lol, the morning of an average med student. 😂

@HandiDandiBrandi 4 ай бұрын

What makes his morning routine unique is the fact that it mostly takes place in the afternoon.

@themarksman1979 4 ай бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@alanacos6947 4 ай бұрын

no wonder he's 'fasting' breakfast he slept through every meal. appreciate him for being honest tho cause I know those other ones arent up at 4 every day

@PopTartNeko 5 ай бұрын

I'm fully oxygenized and internally lubricated and ready to hustle

@danielsule8652 4 ай бұрын

😂

@XYZ_55 3 ай бұрын

But it's now 11PM - time for bed. Try again tomorrow.

@dmzvrs 3 ай бұрын

bro i actually followed him for awhile, his men glow up tips are actually pretty helpful

@agravemisunderstanding9668 4 ай бұрын

I watched some of his other content, its actually decently harmless and he does have some actually good advice, like a starter workout routine thats nice

@MartinFransson 4 ай бұрын

"Lubricating the internal organs" 😂😂

@illaroxTV 4 ай бұрын

I think the dude just watched Pirates of the Caribbean 1 when he drinks the wine/ale lol

@Rubenz343 4 ай бұрын

😳

@scrapeddiamonds5776 4 ай бұрын

god i hate imagining it. thanks man, now i cant sleep!

@noblewolf1526 4 ай бұрын

Like a car with an oil change 😂

@Opium41462 4 ай бұрын

sounds sexual

@cristianowey 4 ай бұрын

If you add 100 situps, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run to this routine you become One Punch Man

@Generizzy 4 ай бұрын

Don't forget to turn off the AC and have a banana in the morning.

@11001x 4 ай бұрын

I do it. Other than the 10 km run which I do way less. Believe me it does nothing.

@soba6538 4 ай бұрын

@@11001xeveryone knows it does nothing 😂

@StorymasterQ 4 ай бұрын

Or you could be... Solo Leveling.

@KeMeEscupaUnPollo 4 ай бұрын

@@11001x Man, you might not be Saitama but 100 of each a day most definitely not "do nothing"

@dara2732 4 ай бұрын

Missed this series so much

@timjimbob5839 4 ай бұрын

"Lubricate the organs"?! What the hell does that even mean? This guy takes the whole "get up in my guts daddy" thing really serious.

@CatOfTheYearuWu 4 ай бұрын

Tried this routine. Woke up at 9. Got fired from my job. Thanks Brett maverick

@JustanotherNPC8454 4 ай бұрын

Yea me too except I got a detention.

@letusdebatenow 4 ай бұрын

Tried this routine. Realized really quickly how terrible Charlie is at guessing how long these things take. Literally less than 30 mins total up to the post shower face skincare routine.

@braindead2828 4 ай бұрын

Escaping the matrix

@blap8791 4 ай бұрын

@@braindead2828 how about you escape your room and try your hand at finding a woman

@Lazymofos 4 ай бұрын

@blap8791 too busy trying his hand at using his hand

@Cr1TiKal_Archive 5 ай бұрын

We need to see Charlie's morning routine

@p-__ 5 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie's farts

@johnhaug153 5 ай бұрын

That profile pic is… 🤌

@herrowin 5 ай бұрын

My mum is better than Charlie's mum

@mangodango1733 5 ай бұрын

I need to compare it to asmongolds

@jaydub2546 5 ай бұрын

Charlie probably wakes up like Wallace and gromit

@pengbeatz 3 ай бұрын

Started shaving my chest every morning after watching this & wow i cant believe I've been missing this key element to success for so long

@user-kv9gs8kb6m 2 ай бұрын

Gotta be one of the Best Episodes yet. Love this commentary. Think our Trust Fund Baby Surfer Boy forget to chant and play 432mhz frequency to his water before consumption.

@dogbackwards7658 5 ай бұрын

Most people work a 9-5 job This guy: "wake up at 9am"

@zelowatch30 5 ай бұрын

So many of these gurus on tube its crazy. Maybe they are NPCs giving ppl false hope.

@analogueapples 4 ай бұрын

It is better not to mention the time at all, because it is irrelevant. Everyone can do as they please.

@mykal4779 4 ай бұрын

@@analogueapplesright like all the "lol he wakes up at 9, so lazy! wow it's probably noon by now!" in the video really missed for me. I wake up at 5:30 PM, cause i work third shift. judging people by what time they wake up is pretty arbitrary, you dk what their schedules are

@chadwickerman 4 ай бұрын

I wish I didn't have to be at work until 9am.

@Devious_Reviews 4 ай бұрын

Same here, going on 15 years third shift. A _lot_ of these dorky videos of morning routines ought to skip the times. I'm up at 9PM and conk out around noon, 2PM at the latest. We're way ahead of people like that who claim waking at 4AM or 8AM and claim it's "early".@@mykal4779

@PaperPlateClorox 5 ай бұрын

If my dad gave me 100k I’d be able to get up at 9AM too.

@TjallieBrrr 4 ай бұрын

You dont need 100k, welfare will do that for you too

@kayalexandra6386 4 ай бұрын

@TjallieBrrr Ooh a good old welfare joke. So smart.

@grimlicentia 4 ай бұрын

He definitely is a trust fund kid

@TjallieBrrr 4 ай бұрын

@@kayalexandra6386 lmao i actually wasnt joking, i did that when i was on welfare and made the connection😂

@konradschaubert5520 3 ай бұрын

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

@anabltc 3 ай бұрын

😂😂 good luck with the business card

@blooblao9593 4 ай бұрын

I like Cody Ko's take on this morning routine.

@sdoren_9074 5 ай бұрын

This SCREAMS American Psycho.

@YourMom_._. 5 ай бұрын

Don’t forget Bateman was a loser

@Elamado97 4 ай бұрын

@@YourMom_._.he was? I guess being a loser is more about mentality rather than anything else

@dannydamnmendez 4 ай бұрын

Why isn't it possible?

@HawkinaBox 2 ай бұрын

@troglodyte2042 4 ай бұрын

Tried this for 1 hour and I amassed 70K already.

@Josh-py9rq 4 ай бұрын

Bruh teach me your secrets

@troglodyte2042 4 ай бұрын

@@bzyspecial keep grinding, no excuses 👌🗿

@lenathegawdxd766 3 ай бұрын

Only 5 more hours to finish the routine king 🙏🙏🙏

@SwiftShotCrtcl Ай бұрын

did you already write a book like how all of the rich people do?

@G30. 4 ай бұрын

I feel like the routine parody that moist did at the beginning brung me back to the infomercial videos he did

@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyys 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for the morning routine man

@DawnOfTheOzz 4 ай бұрын

Here's my morning routine in case you're interested. Step 1: Secure the keys. Step 2: Ascend from darkness. Step 3: Rain fire. Step 4: Unleash the horde. Step 5: Skewer the Winged Beast. Step 6: Wield a Fist of Iron. Step 7: Raise hell. Step 8: Freedom! Step 9: Repeat tomorrow.

@ReizokoRyu 4 ай бұрын

Lmao , was not expecting a Black Ops reference

@EmperoroftheVoid 4 ай бұрын

I got to step 8... but I was the guy driving the truck...

@MoralesCorner 4 ай бұрын

I don't think you're taking your upcoming badminton tournament seriously dude

@axelbrackeniers5488 4 ай бұрын

@@Iamkeevbro these are the steps from the BO1 campaign mission in Vorkuta, the fuck you on about

@axelbrackeniers5488 4 ай бұрын

@@specttrreits from the black ops 1 Campaign mission “vorkuta” ?? Nothing to do with zombies

@scrapdog3469 4 ай бұрын

Hey guys. 5 weeks into this routine. Lost my job. Crazy caffeine addiction. Still can’t decide what to wear. I’ve spent all of my savings on 6 different moisturizers and manscape razors. I put a whiteboard on my credit card and I’m missing payments. Growing my hair out tho and my bed is always made 👍

@nateskate11 4 ай бұрын

Keep it up bro! I’m right there with you on the long hair and clean bed. Also noticed that my wiener is getting smaller from these cold showers! 👍

@Lazymofos 4 ай бұрын

@@nateskate11I was in the POOL... I WAS IN THE POOOLLL!

@ihavenoname-qm8nr Ай бұрын

I see what the problem is: I think you are not supposed to brush your teeth. Maybe it will work.

@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 4 ай бұрын

I got to the shaving part and decided to do 37 passes to get myself really smooth to show off my gains. This worked out perfectly since the time I was finished with that it was already next morning and it was time to shave myself again to really show off those gains *finger guns*!

@andreimitrica77 Ай бұрын

These typa morning routines end at 4 PM

@thechillmicrowave714 5 ай бұрын

the ideal morning routine: 1. wake up 2. drank 3. sit down 4. drank 5. stand up 6. drank 7. sit down 8. drank 9. stand up 10. drank 11. sit down 12. drank 13. stand up 14. drank 15. sit down 16. drank 17. stand up 18. drank 19. sit down 20. drank

@lunarrose1949 5 ай бұрын

21. Pass out 22. Drank

@carterstafford1446 4 ай бұрын

Why you baby sipping only 2 or 3 shots?

@WeShowYou 4 ай бұрын

I wave a few bottles and I watch em all flock

@rich.humble5715 4 ай бұрын

ima show u how to turn it up a notch

@rich.humble5715 4 ай бұрын

get a pool full of liquor and you dive in

@Starik-1 4 ай бұрын

Props for the cameraman waiting all night for Brett Maverick to wake up at 9am.

@crimsontide1980 4 ай бұрын

He lives a rough life......

@notbillieeilish9865 4 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

@NoodleBoy26 4 ай бұрын

And following Brett Maverick for his 14hr prep routine

@Generizzy 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@wlockuz4467 4 ай бұрын

This format of video is a welcome surprise in 2024.

@Chuck_N0rris 2 ай бұрын

My morning routine: Wake up, make my bed, take a nap.

@helplessants 5 ай бұрын

He didn't brush his teeth

@Jonathan-lm7wy 5 ай бұрын

Lol😅

@user-ke3li4yr7r 5 ай бұрын

puts all those breathing exercises in a whole new light

@shards0fwords 5 ай бұрын

@@user-ke3li4yr7r😂

@ZinalaG59 4 ай бұрын

Then you don’t either otherwise you won’t make 100K

@weaxelproductions5485 5 ай бұрын

4:42 “to get rid of all that ACCESS HAIR” 🗿

@dlag262 5 ай бұрын

what is he accessing with the hair??

@pacman6007 5 ай бұрын

Thought I was losing it when Charlie the wordsmith had nothing to say there

@DfRaid 5 ай бұрын

The only hair this guy has is his zoomer haircut

@anonisnoone6125 5 ай бұрын

@@DfRaid It's not a bad haircut so I don't really see the problem. That hairstyle has existed for decades.

@pinklemonade8320 5 ай бұрын

@@pacman6007It's probably just this guy's accent (californian?)

@ifoundmyfingerboard 4 ай бұрын

the Patrick Bateman routine is actually crazy

@afshinnajafzadeh4997 4 ай бұрын

dude killing it

@HalfBoiIed 5 ай бұрын

Man spends all day prepping for the day.

@miaestes 5 ай бұрын

I wonder if Charlie knows how many meals I've eaten with him

@tennohono 5 ай бұрын

no he doesn't

@Raviel_lvansia 5 ай бұрын

@@tennohono *he does*

@tennohono 5 ай бұрын

@@Raviel_lvansia nope he doesn't

@Raviel_lvansia 5 ай бұрын

@@tennohono *_he does_*

@joshephmiranda1831 5 ай бұрын

*but he does…*

@heyjonbray 4 ай бұрын

10:30 I like imagining an endless Groundhog Day routine of filming his morning routine to power through his to-do list, then planning tomorrow's morning routine video.

@Ulaine 4 ай бұрын

Lol, love how Charlie is pretty accurate about the time. If you look at his phone at 10:04 its 1:11pm by the time hes meditating. Like a 5 hour morning routine.

@AidanS99 5 ай бұрын

10:28 This guy made his coffee at the beginning and drank it 2-3 hours later! 😂

@trevst1473 5 ай бұрын

The cold coffee raises the testosterone 💪

@nikao2732 5 ай бұрын

@@trevst1473 it raise the urge to poop

@TheCyber416 4 ай бұрын

It's a cold shower for your insides

@snowfoxxie 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you guys in the comments at kiiiilling me haha!

@scarthecheetah1958 5 ай бұрын

4:43 he said access instead of excess

@ligmuhnugs 4 ай бұрын

I love the 2 things on the to do list. thats my life.

@endor8witch 4 ай бұрын

i never said this before but i just noticed that you have really good DSL

@davidbakke9293 4 ай бұрын

As someone who's had to drive to work at 5am on weekends, especially over the summer (worked at a regional park), the 9am thing gave me a hearty belly laugh

@Prypiyat 4 ай бұрын

i work at 5am every morning lol

@forg-du5dr 4 ай бұрын

i go to sleep at 5am (its horrible actually)

@travm5540 4 ай бұрын

I rather be waking up 5am to be going to work over waking up at 9am it always seemed counter productive to have my shift start any later than 6 or 7. Especially with retail because you are typically working 8hrs anything after starting at 8 in those jobs always felt like a colossal waste of time because you are just standing there doing nothing for the most part. Hence why mornings felt more productive for me.

@travm5540 4 ай бұрын

@@forg-du5drif you’re not doing it to yourself. 5am could just be the way your body works.

@forg-du5dr 4 ай бұрын

@@travm5540 yeah but do consider that I live in Finland so at around 4pm it will start to get dark. so if i sleep from 5am to 3pm there is no sunlight, I would be surprised if someone can manage being mentally healthy with a lifestyle like mine in a country like this

@crush3r_102 5 ай бұрын

This guy sounds like he'd be great at writing english essays, the way he can stretch out words is so impressive. It's also kinda funny to hear his silly word choices.

@Zenigundam 5 ай бұрын

"Access hairs" Also, what is $100k going to do for anyone? That's barely a good enough down payment on a house. This Maverick guy hasn't read a book since middle school, and he spends four hours grooming himself every day.

@Digitalhunny 5 ай бұрын

Certainly, his justification for elaborately expelling his lingual prowess must be to assert his claim on achieving several of these common voyeurs into _his_ cult like society. When accompanying him, to these unusual corners of the infobahn, they shall be alongside their fellow pretentious blatherskites while amongst their correlating generational type... so obnoxiously obvious, that it's "Z". 😭💀

@cody6550 5 ай бұрын

@@Zenigundamnot the only thing he’s grooming

@JamJuice101 5 ай бұрын

⁠@@Zenigundam at least he didn’t spend half his life trying to get laid on KZfaq as if it were Tinder, and stalking women both in public and online like you.

@nukiesduke6868 5 ай бұрын

pseudo-intellectuals trying to sound more intelligent by using big words no one knows. The hilarious, yet sad part is the dude probably reads a dictionary and writes a script right before he makes the video.

@HunniebeeGames 4 ай бұрын

access hair?

@zincnims9514 4 ай бұрын

If not for the title of his video, this video has many good advices and is a good 'ideal' routine

@jevilcore 4 ай бұрын

My morning routine is usually “wake up at noon and wallow in self hatred” so that’s probably why I’m not a millionaire yet

@solidxangryjoer4233 4 ай бұрын

Well, you are not but other wealthy individuals do the same and have millions. xS

@zeraton2555 4 ай бұрын

Worry not... You're not alone bud. Sigh....

@toobig7150 4 ай бұрын

Dw I don't even wake up late and I still wallow in self hatred. We all hate down here.

@skooskipotato3750 4 ай бұрын

Man this hits too close to home

@Ducaso 4 ай бұрын

One of Us

@tommyfanzfloppydisk 5 ай бұрын

my morning routine : - wake up too early - suffer - count to 100 - fall back asleep - get up way later than expected - suffer

@YourMom_._. 5 ай бұрын

My morning routine: - wake up early - go back to sleep because its too early to wake up

@nighthawk244 4 ай бұрын

You forgot to put masturbate between suffer and count to 100

@go-awayyy123 4 ай бұрын

A C C E S S H A I R

@user-vx1hq9sp7h 4 ай бұрын

10:28 notification sound got me ngl

@animalcookiemonsterTV 5 ай бұрын

You can see on his phone when he starts meditating its 1:11PM LMAO

@YanKeyyWiNoBrim6 5 ай бұрын

looool

@gdultim848 5 ай бұрын

I mean tbf when ppl record videos like that they don't usually just film themselves waking up and doing all these things, im guessing he either started later in the day to get better lighting or recorded each step separatly, either way, the guy wakes up too late and has the luxury of using his time that way which is misleading.

@milz59 5 ай бұрын

because if it were actually morning when he did it, it would be dark? and maybe he might be a little tired who knowa

@cuck8180 5 ай бұрын

@@milz59It would not be dark at 9 AM lol

@milz59 5 ай бұрын

yeah ig you could be right however he most likely doesnt have the energy to film a video right once he wakes up @@cuck8180

@HarlowRed 5 ай бұрын

8:00 I thought he was giving birth

@serco258 4 ай бұрын

fucking underrated

@basedury 3 ай бұрын

"Access hair" fucking actual smooth brain

@Re-lMaxine 4 ай бұрын

When are we getting charlie's morning routine

@grunkleg.3110 5 ай бұрын

From what I've heard, the health differences between cold and warm showers are so insignificant, it doesn't matter what temperature you decide

@pixels_per_minute 5 ай бұрын

In the end, you're still washing dirt off. It's not like "warm water now cold" is gonna unlock immortality.

@heyolorenns 5 ай бұрын

Taking cold showers = 100k a year

@Gigantor3000 5 ай бұрын

I wake up around 630am. Brush my teeth. Drink some water. Drink coffee and then take a HUGE SHIT. Made my first 2 Milly with that one

@TheElbowMerchant 5 ай бұрын

All I got from cold showers is shrinkage. Where's my $100k to make that worthwhile?

@erbnie 5 ай бұрын

i mean, ive heard that cold showers are mostly a psychological thing; by learning to deal with the cold, you can deal with things better irl

@supahoopsa001 4 ай бұрын

Charlie should make a parody of what his morning routine looks like. Hearing him go through it in voice over sounds hilarious to me.

@luisdaniel6611 4 ай бұрын

Totally haha!

@Avruthlelbh 4 ай бұрын

It could feel pretty nostalgic for his early content, just with about 7 fewer mentions of nipples.

@toobig7150 4 ай бұрын

@@AvruthlelbhTHE NUT SLICER 2000

@spyrodragonsbane3076 4 ай бұрын

I think I speak for everyone here when I say Charlie we need a moist morning routine video

@TehZombish 4 ай бұрын

HIs shower routine and bathroom care reminds me of the American Psycho monologue.

@fardinshahriar5949 4 ай бұрын

Having my breakfast with Charlie everyday is part of my morning routine and it will def be the secret behind my success

@DivineWagwan 4 ай бұрын

real asl

@J_JOHNA 4 ай бұрын

I've never read a comment that speaks to me as much as this one

@TaylerPhillips 4 ай бұрын

What's his address?

@Theblanco_ 5 ай бұрын

Instructions wasn’t clear I’m in debt and the IRS are after me Edit: Mother get the camera, I'm famous with all these likes.

@indoor_vaping 5 ай бұрын

on the plus side, if you failed to make $100,000 your tax bill should be pretty low

@cattibingo 5 ай бұрын

@@indoor_vapinginstructions unclear. Didn't make 100,000k but irs thinks I did. Send help

@srinathparimi33 5 ай бұрын

The instructions didn't mention I have to pay taxes!

@esense9602 5 ай бұрын

just follow the damn instruction CJ!

@turtlehitler7625 5 ай бұрын

Didn’t wake up at 9 huh

@squidyboy7188 4 ай бұрын

penguinz roasting is what I needed daily to keep my sanity in check

@dowpman1 3 ай бұрын

would highly recommend the cold showers... what he didn't mention is it also functions as an anti-inflammatory. feel great when you're done, not while it's happening lol

@justaRandomGuy718 5 ай бұрын

The guy looks like Prince Charming from Shrek 💀

@AGolfHitter 5 ай бұрын

Haha! Omg

@angrycat6954 3 ай бұрын

“Not now kitten whiskers…”

@torstius 5 ай бұрын

10:04 you can see at his phone it's 1pm 😂

@GrimReeferYT 4 ай бұрын

I’m watching this in bed at 9 am. I feel like I’m right on track!

@Yohanthe5th 4 ай бұрын

that to do list is crazzzzzzzy

@bobbygenesis 4 ай бұрын

I love how he finds these through and shouts out Cody Ko

@DaZsCentral 4 ай бұрын

yeah it’s good because they bounce off of each other

@equzia7524 4 ай бұрын

@@DaZsCentralpause

@DaZsCentral 4 ай бұрын

@@equzia7524 resume

@triangle2582 5 ай бұрын

All those companies that he talked about probably made him that $100k

@psyentific 4 ай бұрын

IDG why I am not seeing this comment much. His "to do list" for the day is to make that video and between advertising revenue streams it will easily make him $$$. I assumed that was the joke and the whole routine was designed to be satire especially with the secret water, the constant attention to how shirtless he is, the Wim Hoff dick suck, the pop psychology tricks for productivity, etc.

@triangle2582 4 ай бұрын

@@psyentific its not that serious💀

@Asymmetrical-Saggin 4 ай бұрын

@@psyentific 🤮🤮🤮🤮

@trevormathews6831 4 ай бұрын

This is basically my day anyways. Including the being productive part late into the day. I have a factory job. I'm chillin

@ToxicKnight08 Ай бұрын

the power move at the mirror got me.😂

@joetroy2904 5 ай бұрын

Id just like to add, I’m working on becoming a journeyman plumber. I’m really fucking good at my job, so I’ll pretty much be guaranteed $50-$70/hr. My morning routine is, and will not change, letting my alarm ring 6 times (after snoozing each time), getting up, hastily getting dressed, and showing up to work barely on time. No food, no coffee, just suck. I hate the mornings lol.

@8kayydub8 5 ай бұрын

That's the morning routine of a champion. Nothing preps you for a productive day like the sudden realization that you're going to be late.

@turf5360 4 ай бұрын

man u are really earning good I'm proud of you and hope you earn the money😊

@MrWolf-ln1gi 4 ай бұрын

Where are you a plumber earning that wage on average? Best plumber I’ve ever seen was on $45

@sanchovy 4 ай бұрын

Keep it up bro

@GG-jm7kv 4 ай бұрын

@@MrWolf-ln1ginyc prolly

@gritted 5 ай бұрын

Charlie’s routine is 16 hours of existing, then 8 hours of recharging.

@huntermitchell6335 4 ай бұрын

Crazy

@sonnetsoftheapocalypse 4 ай бұрын

The $100k is the product placement in the video all along

@Benji-ig6xw 5 ай бұрын

My morning routine -get up -cry -take a dookie -get dressed -go back to bed happy.

@Dizcrete 5 ай бұрын

😭

@waytogo_roblox 5 ай бұрын

Well you are happy at the end of the day 🙂👍

@MrResin-xk2mf 5 ай бұрын

Glad you don’t dookie before you shower

@shoobydoo 5 ай бұрын

Same except your first and third steps are vice versa to mine

@OnlyLocus 5 ай бұрын

@@MrResin-xk2mf Ipoo before AND after shower

@linren901 5 ай бұрын

Morning routine gurus: “wake up at 4am” People who work nights: “bro, I go to bed at 4 am”

@JoeCnNd 2 ай бұрын

Thought you were gonna crap on the bed making thing, but it does make sense. It gets you motivated to do more.

@Naleraq 4 ай бұрын

Nice this Brett already made 100K just being part of Penguinz. Hilarious video.

@SolarDNA 5 ай бұрын

My morning routine consists of spending the first fifteen minutes or so psyching myself up to get out of bed and/or debating whether its even worth it, finally getting up and smoking a couple cigarettes, cracking open an energy drink and watching KZfaq on my phone procrastinating until I'm late for work. Follow for more tips.