Fun Fact: That monkey you saw was a golden snub nosed monkey. These monkeys are very social monkeys. Also, a way to tell if they are a male of female(Without looking at their parts) is to look at their lips because the little flaps on the edges. I really love monkeys.

That grandma running is shocking if you think about the fact that she’s like 90 and she can run with ease at that age.

"It has all this rage, but non of the capacity to act on it" is a great description

"Is there a dog equivalent to ptsd? oh it does, it's just ptsd" that was funnier than it should've been

I like how the title says "people fucking dying" then its mostly about animals

Ngl that grandma was absolutely adorable.

“People F*cking dying” is the only thing that makes me feel lucky in life

This might be one of the only subreddits that's perfect for Kwite. It just fits his exact sense of humor so well.

To be frank, geese are terrifying and I wouldn't want to cross one

9:26 That's actually how baby parrots behave, they think the finger is parent's beak that tries to feed them.

Kwites computer reflection in his glasses look like eyes and I can’t get over it.

7:38 New sleep paralysis demon unlocked: forward facing dog

I love how every time Kwite’s gonna start talking about something, he scratches the back of his neck

5:53 The bird is clipping into the cage like as if he’s out of Gmod.

7:00 "if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back"

6:28 Beluag Whales actually really like it when you scratch their tongues for some reason, so it probably wasn't thinking of biting down because it was already being appeased

5:27 I LOVE THESE CATS these are actual wild cats called Pallas cats--who are named after who had found them in 1776, Peter Simon Pallas--they are native to Asia and Europe and usually reside in grass/shrublands! sure they may seem HUUUGGEE, but as adults their body and head mass only grows up to 46-65 cm, which is around 1.5-2 feet; they also have a giant bushy tail that makes them look bigger, around 21-31 cm or 0.6-1 feet.

You know the video is gonna be great when the first clip has a wondershare watermark on it

Don’t worry they aren’t furrys, those are called pallas’s cats, and they are really rare

the original subreddit where actual people die was banned, so i guess we’ll use this

7:07 *You are staring into the void. *It stares back, with its cute kitty eyes??? *No no! Wrong line!

Kwite: people fucking dying Us: Travis Scott? Kwite: no, goose

8:20 How you know he reads fanfic

kwite being a cat person makes me -love- like him exponentially more.

3:02 this clip made my f**king day

Kinda scared me when he said "I know for a fact you thought I was gonna say something else"

4:03 That dog is thinking "I TOLD you the vacuum cleaner is *evil!* "

5:35 jokes on you, that’s a real thing called a ‘pallas cat’. cry.

6:00 washing machine

9:40 he got us all or at least me

I like to think that he's like a friend showing you all of these and talking like a madman. Gets me genuinely happy and makes me laugh so loud! Haven't laughed so much at someone's content in awhile! :D

1:29 guy : what you gonna do? grandma : WEAVE

Chaotic goose: Peace was never an option.

0:00 *Top 10 most dramatic anime battles*

You're not wrong about the elephants The main body is just a clenched fist The legs are thumbs The tail is a dehydrated pinkie The ears are giant hands, but only the palm of it And the trunk is just a middle finger

7:56 i felt anger joy and sadness all at once because of this

6:55 This is why I love black cats, they look like little voids with eyes

5:25 mandatory big stretch: Ohhhhhhh big stretch

I think we’ve all been dead for the last two years Without knowing it

Mouse: *Hides behind bag* 9:56 Me: *Would've immediately stomped the bag*

This sentient hoodie continues to exist through sheer force of will, spite and sass

Somewhere in an old hard drive there is a video of my two dearly missed dogs doing the same thing that the dog at 4:10 And there's probably another video where me and my sister pretended to be fighting each other and the dogs were desperately trying to pull us apart as gently as possible without hurting any of us

Me: The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. *minutes later* OMG A KWITE VIDEO!!!

for anyone wanting to know the cat at 5:26 is a Pallas's cat also known as a manul they have a diet of small mammals mostly and on the conservation status they are least concern! i love the square headed cat so much!

8:43 nah, you aren't

I love that cat one at 3:07 xD and the grandma one so wholesome

5:32 that isn't even his final form.

That parrot playing with the cage sounded like an old dilapidated washing machine on the spin cycle.

9:43 *"BeTwEeN yOuR wHaT?"*

5:31 he says he has cats but he’s never seen one do that before

2:02 I've never thought monkeys/apes were well, cute, but this is the most "cute" one I've seen, what kind is it?

1:22 top 10 saddest anime deaths

"here's a elephant for reference" actually had me laughing out loud XD

Pallas' cats ( 5:28 ) are known to be weirdly expressive, look up photos and they'll make you laugh

6:23 marsopas yesss! They are the cutest thing ever

2:24 got me dieing

The most gruesome part of the content of this video is using reddit on LIGHT MODE

I love how you make sure to never clickbait, and always have honest titles.

I never thought I'd get theater PTSD via a Kwite video...but that Oedipus Rex reference was out of pocket.

4:50 Um...this one's kinda mean haha 😅

6:52 leshy from inscryption

5:10 he's been sentenced to Brazil

"When you stare into the abyss, it stares back into you" The abyss: 6:53

2:00 Thats a pokemon, change my mind.

The last time I watched Kwite was the "timezones suck" era and I was not prepared for how much his voice dropped

I was enjoying the first clip till I noticed the rabbits in the cage outside like.. god... As a rabbit mom it ain't fun but hey! Funny clips!

9:46 you can see its eyes. Are they real?

4:56 “um sir why are there bones in your bag? Never mind it’s just a person”

😂granny got da moves 1:15

7:49 Missa my guy

6:03 gotta love the song paparazzi playing on the speaker in the apartment. like who tf does that

the grandma clip made my day honestly.

Kwite’s editor really loves their Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time music don’t they? Well, so do I. Good on you.

9:09 my friends call me them because of my hairline 💀

The thing about "a little demon that wants to scratch at your ankles" is that it's a perfect description of me, whereas my black cat just screams at me until I give her head scritches and belly rubs.

you know the video is gonna be great when the first clip has the Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time OST

That goose has evil intentions

What I love is when a video has so much content, I answer one text and miss three videos

6:53 _When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back._

6:53 If you stare into the abyss for too long, you'll find it staring right back at you.

0:43 “only twice” Kazakhstan that got nuked 456 times:understandable have a great day

People dying? More like their last 15 seconds of fame

That dog stuffed animal would be a perfect prank toy for guests. They see it, you walk over. And you sit on it. You watch the horror on their faces as they witness you sit, on your “dog”.

Hi Kwite Fun fact, your name translated to Katie anyways your content is awesome. Have a great year

Grandma really do got those moves tho

Finally someone covers this subreddit, it's beautiful.

5:57 parot viberater

8:00 “…Heavy chain, that does freeze my bones around!”

This was a fun thing to pop up in my recommended

0:34 I'm crying and so angry at that guy for being stupid😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🥺🥺🥺😤😤😤😤😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😭

The cat that turned into a nightmare is known as a Pallas cat, and they’re super expressive! Sorry to shatter your worldview

5:28 that’s a Pallas Cat! They’re one of my favorite animals and live from the Caucasus eastward to Central Asia, Mongolia and adjacent parts of Dzungaria and the Tibetan Plateau! They’re similarly built to house cats, but much more stocky in build :)

I imagine that the screens reflected in his glasses are irises.. googly eyed kwite…

Can confirm that this subreddit is fucking incredible... but fr not for the faint hearted

6:54 aww I have my own Bombay cat(her name is Rocket and she's the sweetest cat I've ever seen, and my therapy animal!). they're so underappreciated, and fun fact they're the 8th most empathetic cat breed ^^

Minute 7:00 "If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

2:08 monk

8:57 Yo you mean a finger

5:52 The sound that my headphones make when I'm using the chaingun in DOOM

When you go to buy a bird but it's accidentally 3 heavy duty construction tools in a trench coat.