Like a piece of art! Beautiful.

absolutely most satisfying facial of today

And the slo-mo too??

The glasses **chef's kiss**

I'd freeze a few of the impacts scenes into pictures to be framed for my wall!

Made the whole video perfect for me. All this fall to end with a win. Well done to take ownership on one part, and to give forgiveness on the other. Yay humanity!

He's a great example, I wish I could be like that

Happened to me once. I was cycling in a city, a girl just opened her Uber's door right in front of me. Before I realized it I went flying to the ground. The girl was just so sorry, she was late to an appointment so rushed without thinking, but she obviously understood how much she messed up and was basically crying. I was the one who had to tell her that it was just a scrape and a bruise and that since nothing bad happened it was ok and she should go on with her day.

best fail army ending ever

I saw it once in LA and I thought the people were getting out to fight and they hugged. It was shocking...but like in a faith restored kinda way.

Yes imagine explaining to the return office that you crashed the truck on the roof of a house.

I have seen it yet, but i still can't really figure it out...

3:45: "Honey, I think the movers are here."

Looked like it tried to jump the house but came up short 😂😂

and lifted the pole up like that too

Garrett what are you doing here🤨

Amen, brother 🙏

Americans having a bad days

Can't stand the phrase "goat". Lol. One of those phrases that needs to die immediately.

Were you crying while you wrote that? 🙄

Agreed, but let's also give credit to the woman for pulling over and apologizing like a mature adult. She was clearly remorseful. Most of these situations escalate because people don't give a crap!

He's a real man

yeah, i wish all traffic altercations ended like this

Yeaaaah 👍

Reminds me of something that happened at work last year. I do deliveries, I was about to turn into my store's parking lot, but there was a delay about a half mile up the road, so it was bumper to bumper just before I could turn. All of a sudden, I get rear-ended. Curiously, I never lost my cool, as I normally have a hair-trigger temper. Turns out it was a stressed-out young mother who took her eyes off the road for an instant as she was trying to deal with her restless toddler. The poor woman was near tears, and the little guy was rattled. I wish I had more people skills, because it completely slipped my mind to ask her if she was okay, though I did assure her that the car I was driving was a company car and did not belong to me.

Fr. That's someone's dad

yea it wasn't funny but maybe they laughed outta shock...

Yes. And even if the elderly man couldn’t remember where he parked, I’d have hung around to help him locate it. If that failed, I’d try to call his family.

A lot of these are people getting hurt I feel very bad for those people.

ive done that shit while baked and i was like 21-22 at the time :/ it was a real beautiful chick too was mortified

That's called instant karma.

Hot Mess Mom Vlogs - And from that sound at 14:15 I think one of them soiled themselves 🤣

I think they got hit by the sign that the first guy knocked down. Karma.

@@pinetree2473: That is possible, but I think it was more they rearended the car in front of them, which would also be karma.

@@jacklow9611the light pole fell on their car

I thought it was more than nine?

👍 that's what I'm trying to comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@@LHyoutube i think I counted it correctly 😂

The guy who came back to let the other one out of the trunk a real one 😂🤙

That was a clown car and a half. Plus the guy they had to let out of the trunk too.

Does people being that gullible surprise you? Because I'm not and to convince you I'm an honest person I'm selling magic beans and if you're wondering what happens when you plant them they grow into a beanstalk and has lots of riches up there

That cat was crazy! Omfg. So protective of his turds!

@@frauleinhohenzollern8442 It's likely that is not the reason, the dude probably had the smell of another cat on him.

See that would get a cat f'ed up if it did that to me.

​@xHiyami It's not likely that's the reason as cats can tell the difference between humans and other cats, and there is no evidence of your hypothesis.

​@@bigguy7353or the cat was just an asshole 😂

Apparently there has been a surge in phishing messages in the area since.

@@TheUkdan02 LOL, well done 😂😂😂

well, he has a fish now. could be worse

LMFAOO Right , ain’t no way he wasn’t high 😭

One time I mistook my beer for my lighter and poured it into my weed pipe.

Hope your week gets better.

😂

right? Clearly a veteran skydiver and lucky he was there.

I didn't realize he was totally in knockout the whole time... That's scary

Came here to say the same. Glad others saw that. And him.

Didnt see the actual rip cord pulled so we have to assume he did save him and he landed ok even with the parachute open.

@@oatenroberts I saw the whole video somewhere- dammit I don’t remember where but he did pull the cord.

Pretty sure he got rid of the cats and adopted a nice dog after that🤣🤣

It would’ve been satisfying to see that cat get kicked in the face.

@@TheJaggedCarpet tf

Yes cats are jerks like that 🤣

@@TheJaggedCarpet It would be way more satisfying to see YOU get kicked in the face.

Did it mention if the other guy was ok? The one that crashed into the other guy?

some save it was

too bad they didn't show it for no reasons

Omg! Im terrified of skydiving😅😅

I think the other guy was knocked out too. Looks like he's limp and someone else was starting to go after him.

Well, I mean technically that squirrel was the man of that house. Julie was obviously the squirrel's wife and second in command of the household! 😂

now imagine if instead of a bat he had an AR15, there'd be holes everywhere

That was a truly unfortunate display. Why tf was there even a camera in there?? 😄

Yeah that homo lol

@@Autistic_Pixel squirrel would be fine tho…

And someone's death. 1:27-1:35

Sectarian violence

Thank You 😊!! Merry Christmas 🎄

The fellow has a Breakfast at Tiffany's poster hanging in his office. Ought to tell you a thing or two.

“Julie! Julie! It’s in here!” I had to watch that a few times😂

I bet he is a real basket case in the park.

@@ronmimnaugh7674 "OH, NO. NOT THE BEES. NOT THE BEES. AAAAAHHHHH. OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES. MY EYES. AAAAHHHHH. AAAAAGGHHH.".

@@Sam-K - LOL you went where I didn't dare go 😂

its like lifting up a piece of wood and seeing a bunch of shitty rats run out

THAT is your question? My question is WHY. What's going on there?

One word. Backrooms. That's how they crammed all those people in that car. Don't ask me how. Just. Backrooms. Obviously...

​@Techalyzer I agree.. More like "what were those illegal immigrants doing"? 😅

It's a clown car 😂

Shut up.

THEY ARE scary

Also, he apologized to cats.. 😂😂😂😂

That one took me all the way out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I would have shoot that thing instantly, horrible creatures!

I must have watched it a dozen times, I was crying 🤣. What the hell even caused that haha

it was like a cartoon lol

Нave arrived f@#$

The soundeffects are just perfect

Lol,nice parking also 🤣

Sir, you can't park there

also that guy is lucky he didnt get fried. the truck is wrapped in powerlines and he just slowly climbed out touching both the metal of the truck and the ground

​@@MichaelThe-Pyro I thought the same thing.

9 dumb teenagers in one car, it was bound to happen 😂 Best part was the guy doubling back to get the other boy out of the trunk

Was hoping a 2nd youth would climb out the hatch to make a total of ten (double-digits)!

@@stevie-ray2020 I was too! I was then disappointed when no one did and the camera just followed them running off

how Manny peaple is in that car 8!

@@arthuribsen1547 I counted 9!

They were posing as plumbers and was going to lie to the owner saying that they needed plumbing but the owner didn’t answer them

Honestly, if you wear high vis vests people dont question you.

@@TheDragonQueen-uh4lm Aye it's actually smart, could just look like a locksmith

It's pretty smart actually Wear a high vis vest, Cary a clipboard and some tools and literally no one will question you... The key is to look like you belong.

Can you blame him? It attacked him first.

​@@jeremycash1990 It was clearly Self Defense

Nah. He told the wife it was a bad place to put it and she didn't listen. This was not the first time he hit his head on it but it was the last.

Definitely a good candidate for anger management classes.

We have all been there

agree, that was one smooth emergency touchdown.

The amazing part is he did not land it right then. He throttled up and took off and came back around and landed a couple minutes later with the gear down. He should not have pulled up the first time because most of the time this ends up in a fatal crash because the props are bent.

He didn't land when the video stopped... Looks bad

It'll be a bad day once he gets the bill for repairs

He was an experienced War Thunder player.

If the guy that he threw the water balloon at was really giving him the middle finger than I say that’s karma and perfect timing

Poetic justice.

Exactly!

If you're punching a plant-pot, it's been a rough week, too.

True! As soon as his lips touch the thing it's already over.

Was that a cat he was scared of? And he hit it with a bat? I hate "humans" sometimes. The cat knew he was an evil man.

My husband who is 57, his reaction was, 'Oh my God you are so sad!' That was a squirrel, not a sabre-toothed tiger!

@@user-gj1me4mf5c It was a squirrel. Obviously a Godzilla sized, man eating squirrel.

Where can you watch the full video?

​@@rocksteady5098 KZfaq

Karma

Truly one of those 'if you didn't see it' moments!

The truck must have been without load. Otherwise it would have been too heavy to bounce that high in the air after hitting the ground next to the road. It did not even go that fast.

Lol it's like we don't want this any more than you do. Skidaddle and spare us some paper work.

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Yes I know, I wasn't referring to FailArmy as one person, I was referring to FailArmy as a channel.

So satisfying moment 😅

hahahahahhahaaha

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