@Stryyder Ай бұрын
That whole Kermit diatribe in the first 2 min and my only thought is “stalagmites grow from the ground, they mean stalactites” 😂😂
@ElongatedMuskrat69 Ай бұрын
All I can think of is "stalactite little ass"
@gaiusmarius4209 Ай бұрын
Stalactites hold "tight" to the roof so they dont fall
@Flingle_Dinggus22 Ай бұрын
@@gaiusmarius4209 stalagmites “might” reach the ceiling
@KennethSinatra Ай бұрын
Same here unfortunately lol
@failsafe1188 Ай бұрын
My favorite random geology facts that may or may not be the only things I know
@titannator2481 Ай бұрын
2:18 Blarg my favorite word is Defenestrate. It means to jump or be thrown out a window
@naominemo6513 Ай бұрын
This is a banger word, personally my favorite is Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
@ItzArditrus Ай бұрын
@@naominemo6513 Thank you translate to english button
@fivezedits2486 Ай бұрын
@@naominemo6513 translated by Google this says: This is a scary word, personally my favorite is Cattle Identification Meat Labeling Supervision Task Transfer Act. XD wtf
@rickyratman Ай бұрын
@@naominemo6513 presently mine is the state fish of Hawaii (reef trigger fish) otherwise known as the humuhumunukunukuapuaa
@cererra682 Ай бұрын
@@rickyratman that was in a song I sang in elementary school. I just had nam flashbacks
@hayz663 Ай бұрын
12:55 That Doo scream was INSANE
@totallyhuman9206 Ай бұрын
I like how there's no reaction they are just used to it
@brandonvinson9799 Ай бұрын
12:58
@Card_1997 Ай бұрын
Favorite word "indubitably" Its fun to say and is powerful when used correctly.
@jaredcollins2049 Ай бұрын
My favorite is when someone says "indubidibly," and I agree with them, so I get the chance to say "indoubledubidibly"
@Babycasanova1997 Ай бұрын
I hate that I've never thought of that xD im stealing this @@jaredcollins2049
@anoxia_____625 Ай бұрын
"gunt" personally, chronically underused nowadays.
@jeremyc9593 Ай бұрын
"Source: Trust Me" is my new go-to phrase for anything I say 10:12
@Ben_R4mZ Ай бұрын
The good ole "Trust Me Bro" guarantee
@thedandy6765 Ай бұрын
you never heard that before this?
@Rockiestmage Ай бұрын
Stalagmite go up. Stalactite go down
@One_Big_Rat Ай бұрын
You got stalactite's number??
@Rockiestmage Ай бұрын
@@One_Big_Rat I fkn wish
@CarrotStixBro Ай бұрын
17:05 Yes the Newport Bridge is real lmao. Shout out to Rhode Island.
@FrostedKiefFlakes Ай бұрын
Yurrrr - RI resident
@theaceofspades8619 Ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@RealRep401 10 күн бұрын
I can confirm, I see it outside my house lol
@maxifernandez1760 Ай бұрын
Fun fact: the symbols in 5:15 literally say "please like and subscribe" in wingdings.
@MRupe-js3ii Ай бұрын
7:52 the nonchalant “Oppenheimer” when Nuke is grabbed
@mamoichi Ай бұрын
7:47 i am lightly Oppenheimer spoken like a true percer
@ivancisneros9603 Ай бұрын
Popping a blarg video, and I feel nothing but joy, I'm him. I've been him. I will continue to be him
@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy Ай бұрын
Hi him
@giraffe4378 Ай бұрын
On jah
@Official_Cockroach Ай бұрын
I wish i was in him... or the other way around
@Vvince68 Ай бұрын
I want him in me
@kayagorzan Ай бұрын
They don’t know you’re him
@snai1ure Ай бұрын
1:06 There is a whole Tumblr account where a guy heavily talks about sexing a Kermit doll often
@pyrokine9538 Ай бұрын
Link
@BlankinBlankets Ай бұрын
I wonder if that guy has a normal life outside of his relationship with Kermit
@pyrokine9538 Ай бұрын
@@snai1ure I'm still waiting on that link 💀
@TheDeerTonic Ай бұрын
Why? the hell do yo- Oh...
@snai1ure Ай бұрын
@BlankinBlankets he did not have a normal life, his account was like the muppet joker or sum and if you read it he's genuinely insane
@DoctorBubba55 Ай бұрын
1:41 its actually Stalactite, stalagmites are from the floor
@Fck_tha_ops Ай бұрын
"☝🏼🤓"
@VonMilk Ай бұрын
@@Fck_tha_opsfree education take it in 🤓
@Fck_tha_ops Ай бұрын
@@VonMilk mmmmm well by my calculations🤓
@meowscularchef5230 Ай бұрын
snarkling frogs on the road to detroit while Blorg blows a yumi beef soup with milk. Thedooo.
@ethanwalker2783 Ай бұрын
Makes no sense but I love it
@kayagorzan Ай бұрын
That’s so McNastier 💅💅
@masterseeker360 Ай бұрын
Yes.
@theaceofspades8619 Ай бұрын
Newport bridge is real
@Jiblits07 Ай бұрын
Stalagmite is on the floor, stalactite is on the ceiling. You can remember it through floor=mites, which are bugs that crawl on the floor. tite=tight, it has to hang tight to the ceilings
@Corvosdeath Ай бұрын
smi77y still being unused to the goons cursed shenanigans is hilarious
@twangyyy18888 Ай бұрын
Hes too famous and worried about his affiliation like a pusy i wouldnt be surprised if smi77y got exp*sed for something under*ge
@SknullMeister Ай бұрын
2:18, personally my favorite word is Cattle Identification Meat Labeling Supervision Task Transfer Act.
@SknullMeister Ай бұрын
Also known as Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
@patrickstovall2262 Ай бұрын
@@SknullMeister the fact there's a word for that is insane
@jacobsteel130 Ай бұрын
poppin frog percs till I Flarg
@jacobsteel130 Ай бұрын
p.s. i love when my favorite youtubers say the n-word❤️
@b8s77dtr8 Ай бұрын
WE STRAIGHT GASSIN CUTTIN STRAIGHT TO THE BRICKS
@Chase27858 Ай бұрын
For those who dont know, the “n” word they were saying was “nazis”
@user-px8ej2yo3v 29 күн бұрын
Wtf is your profile pic that looks worse than Nazi Zombies (but it also looks kinda sexy)
@LimeonCandy Ай бұрын
For anybody wondering the wingdings at 5:15 translate to "please like and subscribe"
@totallyhuman9206 Ай бұрын
13:34 that sounds crazy 😂
@Fancyratmifriend Ай бұрын
They saying natzis
@totallyhuman9206 Ай бұрын
@@Fancyratmifriend still sounds crazy 😂
@honeybun6677 Ай бұрын
@@FancyratmifriendI was fr racking my brain trying to think of what they were saying BESIDES what it sounded like.
@totallyhuman9206 Ай бұрын
@@honeybun6677same lol 😂
@Deleted669 Ай бұрын
14:07
@realzetero 13 күн бұрын
I favorite word after watching a bit of THERUSSIANBADGER is wheremst. It is an unconventional English word, meaning “what”, “where”, “why”, and “how” at the same time.
@acs9188 Ай бұрын
There's a Newport Bridge in Newport, Oregon.
@jgetem8873 Ай бұрын
"5% off, alright Terrance Howard" 😂😂😂😂😂
@u12bdragon Ай бұрын
5:10 me when I'm talking to Terry
@official_karmastudios5413 Ай бұрын
12:58 ARE WE JUST GONNA PASS BY THE SCREAM?!?? 😭
@gjerseysilentg1622 Ай бұрын
doos response to busting inside a kermit doll was a little fast
@SullySadface Ай бұрын
Favorite word is "I should have waited for Dooo's upload"
@raulacevedo3939 Ай бұрын
My favorite part of blargs videos is the rocks face that’s been face swapped with jackie Chan in the bottom right
@____fakhri Ай бұрын
its just an altered photo of how the rock would look like if he was chinese
@yepdonkdonker124 Ай бұрын
The Wingdings at 5:15 say "PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE" for those who are illiterate
@scootinhootin6928 Ай бұрын
Come on the ceiling Come of the Devulh!
@forgetfulsoul Ай бұрын
if you look up spread it by big swimmer it sounds super similar to pink guy music and its owned by george so its possibly him soo
@lightningcasino9761 Ай бұрын
1:05 yes at is called muppetnecking if anyone was wondering
@loganshelnutt6863 Ай бұрын
The garlic bread really reminds me of old soup and smity😭
@anaonymoose Ай бұрын
“quote from the video we all just watched” Hahaha so funny right guys
@explosivepotatoes2161 Ай бұрын
My favourite word is indubitably, but flummoxed is up there too
@uhhhhh6760 Ай бұрын
My favourite word is "gaggle." It's the proper word for a grouping of geese and it's my favourite because it's impossible for me or my mom to say it out loud without laughing
@tessaschaecher Ай бұрын
The Dooo/Smii7y combo is just a menace to Blarg’s existence lmao
@ejnevills6114 Ай бұрын
12:25 NEW SENTENCE
@bernhardheymann5156 Ай бұрын
1:45 I guess that’s what qualifies a goon cave
@Sjsnsjdn Ай бұрын
6:15 flew to another tower😅
@carsonbiggerstaff5860 Ай бұрын
"Nobody's ever overdosed on percs." -Juice WRLD probably
@jakeofalltrades8589 Ай бұрын
15:25 “I got bill Cosby, Epstein….” But he sounded like Clinton 🙌🏽😂
@b8s77dtr8 Ай бұрын
My dawgs will do anything for a Newport, and I mean ANYTHING-Drac
@demonboywrld1352 Ай бұрын
Who’s watching in the shower? I love watching blarg in the shower
@ZoeyOnibi Ай бұрын
Me
@WhiteboyDWill Ай бұрын
Bro I was just watching one of their old custom zombies videos earlier this is wild🤣🤣
@Blap7 Ай бұрын
Insane how not one of them are enlightened with the plummcorp wisdom
@sethowens1791 20 күн бұрын
Yupppp had to subscribe, y’all have zero fucks given I love it 😭😭
@Fitsz Ай бұрын
we getting the kermit percs with this one
@naturgam3luz634 Ай бұрын
I have no sleep just to wait for blarg to upload something funny 🙂
@Nyted Ай бұрын
There is a newport bridge in rhode island usa
@864Kevvv Ай бұрын
Pooping on the toilet + a blarg video = the best time of my life😂
@DeviineSnip3 Ай бұрын
6:49 oh im shakin' my ass to this 🤣🤣
@chaosmiles07 Ай бұрын
"You wanna hear my favorite word?" SMii7Y we already know your favorite word, it's BAMHURGUR
@scooby2637 2 күн бұрын
Doo hickey got me dying
@JamesMiller-lb3sk Ай бұрын
17:22 i feel bad for Blarg's mike
@gavmiller6154 Ай бұрын
we smokin that whoopi goldberg fur burger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba koosh-Dracula Flow
@joshguzzetta7799 Ай бұрын
The newport bridge is in rhode island its full name is the Claiborne Pell Newport Bridge
@gavinwatson9677 Ай бұрын
Dracula flow making an appearance in the thumbnail 😤😤😤 “the bugs are back”
@bandgeekforlife406 Ай бұрын
There are a lot of great words; it's hard to pick one favorite. Coruscate, scintillate, and ingratiate are all good ones, though.
@TheGamingNewf Ай бұрын
blarg gotta resize his bar with these load times lmao
@PointlessAdam Ай бұрын
Newport Bridge is a real place, it is a bridge in Middlesbrough, England.
@joshuavaughan8867 Ай бұрын
2:19 spelunking
@Ghostly_soup Ай бұрын
Perfect timing I just clocked out
@tadeomarquez-ih4xt Ай бұрын
w
@RK-mi2sz Ай бұрын
17:04 yes it's in my state and I had to do a double take the first time it was said
@lexirodriguez3968 Ай бұрын
Not me grabbing a piece of garlic bread right when he says garlic bread💀
@kyoswkyosw1216 Ай бұрын
BLARGION! They are stalagmites if they are from the ground, if they are hanging from the ceiling you have to hold TIGHT to avoid falling, stalagtite
@Codesoul420 Ай бұрын
My favorite word is, "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!"
@Dootcm Ай бұрын
top ten Smii7y being mischievous right here
@BigOlSmokey Ай бұрын
Watching this while I'm in perc city and smoking a Newport on Newport bridge
@zarsyh Ай бұрын
Acid Trip be like
@ohvns Ай бұрын
My favourite word is "whermst". It means 'what' 'why' 'where' and 'how' in one word.
@parkerpearson9558 Ай бұрын
Stalagmites grow tall and "mitey" stalactites hang "tite"
@WhydoIneedahandle1111 Ай бұрын
Stalagmites/stalactites form over the course of millions of years. That’s millions of years of busting on the ceiling
@invisiblephoenix1456 Ай бұрын
My favourite word is Tropical
@hitavi4965 Ай бұрын
Soup just asking if someone's ever busted inside of a kermit doll has caused me to lose all remaining hope I had for humanity
@Paralysis.d3mon Ай бұрын
The difference between stalagmites, and stalactites is; stalagmites grow with might, and stalactites hang on tight👌
@taylorbarker616 Ай бұрын
What’s hilarious to me is that there is an actual Newport Bridge near me.
@quigglesnoopmcboop9087 Ай бұрын
WHO gave blarg or smi7y the pass
@prestonjobes3166 Ай бұрын
Smitty being so distressed over no Kermit is the highlight of my day
@jhoag11 Ай бұрын
Look up the new detroit mi sign. It's in the Newport font. It's hilarious.
@Donderu Ай бұрын
I really like the word “Renaissance”
@Bee_Tea_Sea Ай бұрын
Kinda makes me wish they knew all the plummcorp memes
@Pigey_ Ай бұрын
This Is in fact a ZOINKER!
@patrickstovall2262 Ай бұрын
My favorite word is clod. It's such a fun thing to call people
@mrbagel373 Ай бұрын
13:23 YOUR HONOUR THEY ARENT SAYING THE N-WORD
@TheHerald_777 Ай бұрын
they thought the MRVN was a transformer 💀
@whitedragon1030 Ай бұрын
That wasn’t a MRVN it was a grunt from BO3
@chrishoye55 Ай бұрын
Idk if we have a bridge there, but there is a newport Oregon so conceivably there could be a newport bridge there
@Boomken76 Ай бұрын
Favorite Word: Yeet! 🤣
@inflooence Ай бұрын
finna kermit tax fraud for this one bois
@Jacob39822Gaming Ай бұрын
Its wild that perc city got onto YT gaming trending.
@robertandrade8142 Ай бұрын
I can in fact confirm the Newport Bridge is a real bridge in my state of Rhode Island
@Flipwood666 Ай бұрын
@3:53 did anyone hear the bass of some e knocking on what I’m assuming is Doo’s door? 😂😂😂 I had the audio of this video playing in the background while driving home in traffic and I dead ass thought someone just rear-ended me cause of that sound 😂
@Sharkwave12 Ай бұрын
20:34 me seeing foreigners in us army uniforms.
@cameronshiells5598 Ай бұрын
I think the big robot is from Titan fall
@ummjeroji Ай бұрын
i love that the only plummcorp thing they recognize is dracula flow 😂
@mayyoman2848 Ай бұрын
Blarg like marge simpson but blarge like large but with a b in the front blarge. Blarge moment
@JOE-oe9it Ай бұрын
I saw the guy from "Dracula Flow" in he thumbnail, and I just had to watch it
@JERRY_563 Ай бұрын
i can’t stop laughing