"the woman steps forward and unsheathes a realass goddamn sword" i love her already

“Eats the same breakfast each morning at 6 AM. A slice of bread and a glass of water. On holidays she adds butter ... to the water.”

I feel like a gun is less scary than a *R E A L A S S G O D D A M N S W O R D*

I can’t believe the same woman that only has a cup of water and toast for breakfast, or butter water for holidays, also uses the term ‘real-ass goddamn sword’

Percy does not know what food is. She was the best character from the moment she said “yes this is police.”

percy wasnt expecting any real ass god damn tea.

Have you never supped on the pinéd cone? It's really quite simple. You just have to know the right way to M I L K the cone.

Cop mom cop mom cop mom.

I adored Percy from the first time she showed up, but I think it was when she cried, "HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY!!" that I knew I was in love. XD

Every time I try to do a voice for a female guard in D&D I have to stop myself from going to Percy, it's all I can think of.

"Goodness, what brand of crayons are those?! I certainly hope children aren't buying them... Or worse, Consuming them!" "The crayons of debauchery, then. What a fiendish weapon to conceal beneath the facade of childlike innocence." "HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY!" -Percival King

My friend said he didn't like Percy's character. I pulled a fake ass God damn sword. I hit him with it. It did 2 dmg

"Yes hello, it is me, ms. Fuzz" is one of my favorite lines

“Their names or prefered extra-curricular activities” Giovanni: I’M GIOVANNI POTAGE WHEN IT COMES TO BASEBALL, I CAN’T BE BEAT!

Percy is the lawful good Mum everyone wants and everyone needs.

*HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY!* Edit: Holy shit, why is this one comment so popular?

"I don't believe I have ever been to Canada! Mysteries upon mysteries." The way she says this line literally. Murders me. I love Percy so much.

Never in my life have I expected a lawful good character to be this entertaining.

"Please, bask in the glow of my hut." "It's quite alright. Continue with your threat." "Boiiiiing" "A sombering reminder of how many have been failed by our society." "A small joke at grammers expense. ... I have now broken the ice." Percy is best girl and no one can convince me otherwise.

>"On holidays, she adds butter" >"To the water"

"Zora spits on her palm and extends her hand" "Percy spits on Zora's palm as well, as a show of good faith" Zora: Alright! Close enough absolute gold

This woman adds butter to her water. I love her so much

well, guns in this universe are non-lethal and only cause minor blunt damage so it would make sense that a "realass goddamn sword" would terrify many.

6:24 HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY

Me and the boys getting up at 6am to eat some buttered water and bread

"My innocent youth has already been corrupted by bad guy proximity!" The single best line in Season 1, don't @ me

She’s as lawlful good as Zora is chaotic neutral

I knew this character was going to be a treasure when she said "real-ass goddamn sword"

Why must these characters be a better family for Molly than Molly's actual family?

Why is like, every line in this show memeable

My favorite character in Epithet Erased is...every character. But Percy is absolutely precious, and too pure for this sinful earth (or this corrupt, _corrupt_ law enforcement profession).

Hello, Police? *Hello, this is Police*

Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling Edit: 420 likes.... Noice

"listen Mister Police Officer-" "Miss" "Oh! Oh oh my gosh i am *so* sorry" "It's quite alright, continue with your threat" Even criminals respect your pronouns

*”HE HAS CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY”*

“Take that well, for instance. There’s nothing *[WELL]* about it.” Stamina: ⭐️ Proficiency: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humor: -⭐️

I love how ridiculous she is in how serious she acts in response to things

Percy is so aggressively Lawful Good, she just comes out the other end of the chart as Chaotic Good. I don’t know why but it’s the best thing since sliced soup.

Percy is the perfect example of why intelligence and wisdom are different stats xD

Dude, no wonder Percy doesn't have energy enough to use her epithet to fight criminals. She only eats a slice of bread with water every morning. Jokes aside, this is my favorite character.

My God! He's....... *O L D .*

Percival: "No effect! I suppose one needs a blackened heart to use a blackened weapon" Zora: "This is orange"

5:17 boing! That was so cute 💗💕⭐️

Zora:*sorry that she destroyed Percy’s peashooter present* Also Zora:*not sorry she probably hurt and maybe killed lots of people*

5:32 Ramsey: Look out, he's got Soup! Percy: MY GOD! The letters in that soup could be rearranged to form any number of messages! And sometimes knowledge is the MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON OF ALL!!!

Sorry but like, "Sorry, Mr police officer-" "Ms. Police officer" "Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry!" "Its quite alright, continue with your threat." Is one of the best interactions in this show.

*E G A D S* *S H E S W O R E*

She is so monotone especially when in combat that it often adds to her humor especially with the "Boing" at 5:17 . Also when she gets especially worked up she sounds like Pearl.

True love doesn't exi-- Percy: *Exists* Holy shit! O//O

shout out to Percy for being one of the only cops - fictitious or otherwise - that I respect and would trust

Percy is the *actual* purest bean of the show and she is adorable.

"HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY" will forever be my favorite epithet erased quote

Percy: Lawful good Ramsey: True neutral Zora: Lawful evil Giovanni and Indus: Chaotic neutral Molly: Lawful neutral Sylvie and Howie: Neutral good Bugsy and Arnold: Chaotic evil Mera: Neutral evil Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong but I feel like this is pretty accurate

She's such a mom.

she takes a bite into the *[SNACK]*

5:17 “boiyoing” doctor, I believe I’m in love 😍

You forgot the part where she drives away from dropping off Molly at the toy store and says, "what an adorable young sprog" 😍 that part is just too pure

She adds butter to her water *I wish I was surprised*

I think that "Your cop is showing" "Oh, sorry" is a super underrated line honestly, shit busted my guy first time I heard it

“Listen- Mr.Police Officer-“ “Miss” “Oh! O-Oh my gosh I’m so sorry

Best character in the show

I was so surprised by Percival. I was not expecting her to be my favorite. She's an awesome character.

8:52 "Oh Danny boy, the pipes. The pipes are calling..." what a p a s s i o n a t e line delivery.

percy needs to become molly’s mom. Giovanni is the dad. Ramsey is the uncle.

The smug face and delivery of molly’s ‘real ass goddamn sword’ always makes me chuckle Also Percy’s semi deadpan semi living PSA delivery is the reason she’s one of my favourite characters

I love the "boioioing" as she jumps

i love her

0:45 that's the most real sounding "no" I've ever heard in my entire history of voice acting.

“Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.” I felt that

i will never get over percy, in part because pretty lady. But also she's got such a specific and really well executed comedic appeal. Like she's so straight laced she's inadvertently a clown

all of the characters are so polite, i wish real life was like this. we need more people like percy!

Thank you for my life, Jello Apocalypse

alternate title: Literally every second Percival King is on screen

1:14 On holidays she adds butter To ThE WaTeR!

Percy is hands down my favorite character. She's fuckin adorable

5:40 is what happened when the bard & paladin go off on the own adventures. But well that is happening I am turning the rest of the party against the paladin.

i remember seeing her for the first time in the opening and thinking 'oh, a prince?' one arc later and she's a queen

I have seen that damn villain guy all over my tumblr and im so confused on whats even going on

On holidays she adds butter. To the water.

The cop lady responsible for giving me feelings! She is great and I stan this pure wacky cinnamon roll who is far too good for her profession.

I feel like 6:53 goes underappreciated. "A little joke at grammar's expense. I have now broken the ice"

My favorite part is when she says thank you very much, the way she said it feels special

I have no idea what “Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling” is, but the way Percy said it with little to no emotion just cracks me up

Almost every line Percy says is GOLD

3:30 she just went through the 5 stages of grief in 2 seconds

7:05 "a little joke at grammar's expense" "I have now broken the ice"

Percy is really cute, my god

am i the only one who loves the line What weapons do you have on hand?!?! *A BOX OF CRAYONS* *EXCELLENT*

"A man can't live off of bread alone" Percy: *Hold my buttered water.*

"That IS strange....I do not think...I have ever been to Canada! Mysteries upon mysteries. :)" I love her.

0:32 “Egads!” “She swore!”

Percy in DnD: I zap only in accordance to the law Percy: *accidentally hits an Npc with Guiding Bolt*

"Please, bask in the glow of my hut." why did that make me laugh so hard-

I still think her saying ‘Thank you very much’ is the cutest line in the series

“LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT SOUP!!!”🥣😱 “MY GOD!😨😲 The letters in that soup can be rearranged to form any NUMBER of messages! And sometimes knowledge is the MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON OF ALL!”

Ngl, before I watched this show, and saw the opening for the first time, I thought percy was a male. And after watching the show, I was ashamed of myself, and felt exactly like the bonzai blaster at 2:28 ._. Percy is best police girl *UwU's intensify*

2:25 gotta love it when even the villains respect people’s genders

"What weapons do you have on hand" "A box o crayens!"

*That moment pronouns are respected* Me: *feels intense joy, crying* “He apologized?!” *weeps in gay*

6:28 I died laughing