ok but that ‘being the oracle isn’t easy’ tiktok was a literal masterpiece

I was listening to this and I was on the one that was saying "Just Percy Jackson things" Me: My headphones unplug because I tripped, but caught myself My mom: "Are you OK?" My mind: *"ITS A PERCY JACKSON THING"* Me: "I'm fine"

the "you dont wanna mess with me, you dont wanna mess with me. cause if you mess with me you're messing with my family" audio is a magnus chase audio and you cannot change my mind.

My parents next time we fight: “It is disrespectful-“ Me: “ *To you* “

2:08 I JUST CANT STOP WATCHING THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN GOSH

7:22 “ woah woah woah, you cant go saying that people are more beautiful than aphrodite, thats how you get people killed, or worse, mostly worse.” The Mythology Guy

The person with all the books is so lucky 😭😭😭😭

Just Percy jackson things

3:14 OMG THIS IS- I CANT EVEN- I CANT STOP REWATCHING

14:32 every time I see this fucking tiktok I'm just like "I KNOW"

here me out! HERE ME OUT~ hardcover books: display paperback books: for reading :)

“ They ruined Kronos.” “ He was a asshole, but a COOL asshole.”

14:40 I actually did identify with Poseidon when I was younger, but I did that because I was a total introvert who, when we went on vacation, would spend almost 2-3 hours in the sea, so I wouldn't have to talk to people.

I just snorted way too hard at about 13:25 with the Arachnophobic joke😭😭💀

Wow these tik toks are real dam funny…

9:26 was true in 6th grade my teacher called on my to answer questions about ancient Greece and Rome since I was always reading those books instead of paying attention but I got an A+ on the assignment so she let it dlide

12:13 there’s a storm outside rn…WHO CALLED ZUES BIG Z???

the "it is disrespectful- to you" hit so hard I couldn't stop laughing

8:27 That fact that they gave Percy WINGS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON.

Holy- HOW DID I JUST NOW FIND OUT THAT THERE'S GONNA BE A RED PYRAMID MOVIE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

For the last goddamn time IM NOT EMO

9:35 THATS SO COOL

4:13 made me die laughing and scream YES every 2 seconds

Teacher says we’re going over Greek mythology Nerd:🙂 Percy Jackson fans:😏 Me an actual Greek believer:amateurs

Random thought sooooo the Catholics have a bunch of saints is it just their way of having a lot of gods with out being polytheistic :/

WOO STARKID IN THE SECOND ONE!

7:37 sry annabeths the best piper can't compete

14:33 I mean, ace and greypanromantic,,, but you're not really wrong

All the other gods: *get a long explanation Apollo: you’re gay!

Okay but can we talk about how accurate the Apollo one was? LIKE LISTEN WE’RE ALL GAY HERE BUT ESPECIALLY US

13:46 Ayo.... how'd you know I was gay-?

Dam this is a good compilation

Everyone: **Read PJO in Middle School** Me, when i was in 1st-2nd grade: THEN I GUESS IM A REBEL Me now: **still has 2 more years till middle school and has read. A. LOT.** So..... **casually brings out books of pjo** we've got to talk business. The boys who where in my class last year that im sort-of friends with: I completely understand. MY LIFE IS WEIRD

I do not think I’m the hot shit, but I’m definitely chill bout stuff

1:30 and here I am reading all the books in PDF with ONLY the first 3 books of HoO in physical

I was so mad at the one that said Piper was beeter. Like they’re best friends, don’t compare them to each other.

“I’m gonna wear it forever, back off.” -someone from CHB cuz I was scrolling through comments

Best part is both me and my friend identified ourselves as Apollo-cabin. We’re both gay. ( 14:24 )

13:47 what happened was, i took many godly parent quizzes and eventually gave up after the fifth poseidon result in a row

9:33 actually relatable😂

MLP! WOOHOO! (Mlp and Riordanverse are the greatest things ever, don't judge me)

Im sorry... RED PRYMID MOVIE?!!?

1:38 yup, this is me

1:29 is literally me my sister works with autistic kids she's a music therapist and she was telling my mom how she thinks I have autism and ADHD because of how I get attached to things and how I let go of things super easily

This is beautiful #persassy #queenAnnabeth

Guys, I’m GAY

9:06 I have watched that SO many times 😅 (I cried harder at the part when Nico finds out that his sister is dead then when Bianca or Zoë died😭) Edit: Why is nobody talking about “We start with stars in our eyes” and “But every Sun doesn’t rise”? The Sun and the Star? Anybody? Edit 2: My motivation for writing this comment is so I have the time stamp so I could just endlessly watch it on loop.😅 Sixteen second masterpiece.

7:20 HAS HISTORY TAUGHT YOU *NOTHING????????????*

WAIT THERE’S GOING TO BE A DAUGHTER OF THE DEEP MOVIE YESSSS

12:57 Annabeth: spiders Percy: nico

If I'm in class and we are on Greek mythology and the teacher asks each student who the worst God/goddess is and everybody say Hades. Except me and my friends who have read percy Jackson too many times that we care to admit and say Hera

1068th!

13:12 Wait WHAT?!?!

1:54 accurate

I feel so called out by the Athena one 😭 I’m in cabin six and Anabeth was my bi awakening.

1:29 = me

Jesus loves yall (not forcing)

Second

Ya’ll listen to sour album by Olivia rodgrigo I think it’s in Rachel dares Pov

*shows pic of apolo*Ur gay *Mee*hOw YoU kNoW

6:20 what sound is this?

Khronos is a cool a-hole

Excuseme? I am better than the children of Zues.

Wow

2:03 yes. Just, yes. Very hot human being. Perfect for the portrayal of nico

9:56 only five? Weak.

*Loud cough* DAUGHTER OF THE DEEP WHAT- 1:13

Okay, but what's the: "your gonna fit right iiinnn!" Song at 8:37?

8:32 😍

You ever just wonder am I gay because I read percy jackson or did I read percy jackson because I was gay?

what’s that last song???

were we supposed to start reading the percy jackson series only in middle school cause i started in elementary

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ok but Percy couldn't be a pegasus because Zeus would zap him out of the sky

9:30 me who is both :😎

I once teached my classroom about greek mytholy and i was and still am twelve years old and i teached my class and my sister se is two years younger and she hates greek mytholgy and she dosnt evrn any we are in the same class room amd some of us were finishing the maths test and i was one of the and when i was talking about athena she said eva can you please finish your maths test

5:18 5:30 5:41 9:06 9:34

13:00 ME???

7:45

3:14

15:21 What's this song called

8:35 i dont think percy would be a pegasus because the whole cant go high in the sky because zeus and everything, just sayin

My friend, that’s not your ADD, well it might be, it’s highly likely that it ASD; I’m special interest great.🎶🎵 never mind that’s A hyper fixate, not a special interest.

Umm guys… I was just brushing my hair and realized my hairbrush is blue…

SO MANY VIEWS

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