Percy/Taliesin One-Liners | Critical Role (spoilers episodes 4

Percy/Taliesin One-Liners | Critical Role (spoilers episodes 4 - 60)

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A collection of one-liners from Taliesin Jaffe and his character Percy on Critical Role. Taliesin has so many great lines I'm sure there's quite a few that I missed, but these are some of my favorites.
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@BriannaZumbro 6 ай бұрын

I also make dice! starlightdice.etsy.com

@angmordagnithil7127 3 жыл бұрын

My personal favorite Percy one-liner is probably: "Remember: trees are just doors that haven't been made yet."

@Sesquedoodle Жыл бұрын

It's true, too.

@Grim_Sister 2 жыл бұрын

“I’m going to take a leap of faith and believe, contrary to all other evidence, that you are a smart woman.” Is an insult I’ll be saving for a very special occasion

@arwo1143 2 жыл бұрын

I used that already It’s SUCH a good one

@bitterblossom19 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good proposal/wedding one liner

@deathbykonami5487 2 жыл бұрын

Percy [to Vax]: I want my last words to you to be indignant and irritated! Percy's actual last words to Vax: Talk to her, you idiot!

@Lngbrdninjamasta 3 жыл бұрын

" your secret is safe with my in difference " This will always be my favorite Percy line from the entire campaign😂💯👍

@alexanderwheeler3943 3 жыл бұрын

I'm sad that life does not give enough opportunities to use those words. Especially if I'm trying to be polite

@Lngbrdninjamasta 3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderwheeler3943 I use them to b polite lol. Not often of course but a few times @least😇

@wcthesecret 3 жыл бұрын

Time?

@zyderman2050 2 жыл бұрын

I have been able to use this line. Thank you, Taliesin

@deltoyd97 2 жыл бұрын

Does someone know which episode and time is this? Thank you in advance. 😘

@DMofIledar 3 жыл бұрын

You can always count on Taliesin for poetic brilliance such as the classic “We’re running, it’s bad”, or one of my personal favorites, “Help, it’s...again”.

@AmishGangsta404 2 жыл бұрын

"Life needs things to live."

@mayaenglish5424 2 жыл бұрын

Right, and those are notable because those are the rare times he's not insanely eloquent and so of course Friends being Friends, will never let it go lol, It's like Matt's Horn sound, does it matter that he did it perfectly 40 seconds later? Or can accurately recreate the sounds of my nightmares with only his vocal chords? N O P E the damage had been done, Matt's bad at Horns! F R I E N D S H I P!

@MrKalasznikov 2 жыл бұрын

@@mayaenglish5424 He is not eloquent, because he is playing a 9 INT Caduceus ^^

@Reblwitoutacause 2 жыл бұрын

also: "caw, caw"

@mayaenglish5424 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrKalasznikov lol true, I was more thinking of "life needs things to live" which is from C1 and which they will never let him live down for as long as he lives, that and teenage assholes lol.

@imkabochan 3 жыл бұрын

I always find myself rewinding to catch what taliesin says, even as caduceus. He's got the habit of muttering brilliant things in the middle of conversations.

@shewolfblacklink1062 3 жыл бұрын

He is a truly wise man...

@user-ru4cl5lz2m 2 жыл бұрын

@@shewolfblacklink1062 you mean eldritch being

@shewolfblacklink1062 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ru4cl5lz2m oh right! My apologies!

@W417on 2 жыл бұрын

My mate has started watching c1 recently and links me stuff. Can't believe I missed "I'm a collector too... I collect specifics and so far you've offered me nothing"

@Raganui 2 жыл бұрын

I feel that if this was pathfinder, he'd do brilliantly as a Lore Oracle. Or a Malkavian in a Vampire the Masquerade game.

@phinehashunter-eldridge8711 3 жыл бұрын

Grog: “What do you see Percy?” Percy looking into complete darkness: “ I see a door that I have conquered” That’s one of my personal favorite

@ZeldaWolf2000 5 ай бұрын

Same! I have it recorded on my phone! 😀😆 9:17

@blaze4111 Жыл бұрын

NPC: "the great percival, who spits fire from his tube" keyleth: "what..?" percy: "i had that taken care of"

@markbyrd7710 2 жыл бұрын

She had horns! "At least two." And teeth! "More than two." And eyes! "Definitely two."

@benjammin5328 2 жыл бұрын

“I want my last words with you to indignant and irritated.” Percy’s Last Words to Vax: “Talk to her you idiot”

@Vindeflei 3 жыл бұрын

Okay, but 6:10 though. "Do you have a mini for the dark specter of my soul?" And then, yes, yes Matt does. 😆

@OriginalCreatorSama 3 жыл бұрын

He's Matthew Fucking Mercer. Of COURSE he has a mini for the dark spectre of Taliesin's soul. That's like a requirement!

@enwarrior8163 2 жыл бұрын

Its the whole i love you so much afterwards that makes it wholesome as heck.

@spacerogue8382 6 ай бұрын

Well, Mat created Orthax so he would have that yes, lol.

@fatcoyote2 3 жыл бұрын

Did Percy have Vicious Mockery, because he really should have had Vicious Mockery.

@kiddo6393 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately not, but yes

@aaronmott208 3 жыл бұрын

If you start campaign two, he plays a tiefling, so he got vicious mockery

@flimpeenflarmpoon1353 2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronmott208 #notallltieflings

@vaellietheangel 2 жыл бұрын

Alas, no viscious mockery for the straight fire from percy for the entire campaign, just cold hard truths that still maybe hurt

@danksouls2960 Жыл бұрын

Well no, but technically yes

@shadowstrider8295 3 жыл бұрын

It is so weird to hear the player of Clay yell "Your soul is forfeit! Die, DIE!" with such anger.

@acetraineraster5171 3 жыл бұрын

ikr!! considering Cad legit said, in the *calmest tone of voice known to existence,* "I don't mean to raise my voice"

@shadowstrider8295 3 жыл бұрын

@@acetraineraster5171 So credit to his player all things considered, I don't think I could pull that off.

@VeritasdeLumin 3 жыл бұрын

Some of my favourite Percy lines (which I believe are grossly underrated) are in this edit! “You were never mothers favourite!” and “Which one of my ancestors did you just shame to death...AGAIN!” are classics! Edit: AND the “I do [have 20 gold] just not for your daughter”!

@thatsmuggamer 2 жыл бұрын

My personal favorite: “You were never Mother’s favorite! She told me!”

@lillianburns5629 2 жыл бұрын

"...didju just squeak?..." "MABYE YOU DONT KNOW SHUT UP"

@thepurplegnomegeneral3777 2 жыл бұрын

sam: i got a 7! taliesin: i got a 11! taliesin: together we can get a slurpee! 4:21

@swagpotato720 3 жыл бұрын

Dark Vengeful Percy of the Briarwood arc will forever be my favorite iteration of him

@SpectralArchivist 2 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@Zarim_Cha0s 2 жыл бұрын

No mercy Percy is best Percy

@napeoclesjucunda Жыл бұрын

how could you forget "im a collector of specifics and i see you have none" and "transmutation is the veganism of necromancy"

@sarahbenton9528 8 ай бұрын

I think my favorite Percy moment, is when they are trying to get Grogs soul, Percy takes the sword away and threatens it. It tries to intimidate Percy with a dark demon smoke, but Percy just straight up goes, "Bitch please." And summons his own demon to scare it back into the sword. I respected him at that point cause of how far he was willing to go to save one of his friends.

@sonnentausnest 5 ай бұрын

The part starting with "The terrible woman may have a point", was one of my favourites. I've rarely seen: "I agree with you, but I'm going to show you just how deeply I despise you while I support your point", done so well. (Also Matt's reaction was perfect as usual: "Thank you! ... Wait, what?!")

@alexdiaz155 Жыл бұрын

6:08 “everyone wants my body” *quietly* 6:37 “Your hugs are forfeit! AHHGGHH”

@brandondennis5166 3 жыл бұрын

"Your hugs are forfeit!"

@jschofield5325 3 жыл бұрын

5:04 - 5:14 This is possibly the most threatening thing I heard in my life.

@Xazyv 2 жыл бұрын

He had so many killer lines in that arc and I love it

@teacupkoala175 Жыл бұрын

Broke my heart when that line didn't make it into the animated series

@virginiamooney4105 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing Taliesin has ever said as Percy is, "I think I really miss my family."

@Draezeth 2 жыл бұрын

"I like this family. I'd like to keep it." "I do not want to die who I am. I would like to live long enough to be someone else." "I am finished with gods. They will not help me. Maybe you will."

@samuelstensgaard4828 Жыл бұрын

That's one of my favorites too. Percy spent the entire campaign denying his own grief, and in the moment of seeing someone die when he thought it should've been him, he broke down and let himself truly feel.

@brittanyno5941 2 жыл бұрын

Taliesin squeaking and then being embarrassed by it is perfect 5:50

@chaoticnachos380 2 жыл бұрын

me : *accidentally skips ahead a little too far* Talison, blasting out my headphones: "DIE!"

@xenokid6063 2 жыл бұрын

3:07 all time favorite line from Percy ever. Such a raw line and the way it was delivered was absolutely astounding for a roleplay setting

@michelepella2768 2 жыл бұрын

Pure genius

@TheDakkaman 2 жыл бұрын

4:45 “This is for the De Rolos. And let me say: you were the one I was *least* looking forward to.” That line alone would have sold me on the entirety of Critical Role.

@foxythepirate3218 2 жыл бұрын

"I've met the devil before, that's not him" is such an amazing line especially with how calm he is XD

@luna_mariee8746 3 жыл бұрын

4:21 "Together we can get a slurpie😊" may be my favorite one😂

@hylind1912 Жыл бұрын

"It's you, Percival, the great one who streaks fire from his tube!" "I thought I had that taken care of..."

@TheShiningKami 3 жыл бұрын

Taliesin is a treasure. I love this, thank you!

@shadowfan5480 3 жыл бұрын

Taliesin is the best

@thomasnolastname8734 8 ай бұрын

There was nothing in that cup, Taliesin can just make gargling noises on command He learned that trick in 1100

@Avengerj5 2 жыл бұрын

Taliesin’s casual ‘There’s his heart breaking’ at 2:32 had me rolling!

@formvp4246 2 жыл бұрын

Tal’s reanimator tshirt during “your soul is forfeit” shot the mad scientist energy THROUGH THE ROOF-

@HowManyTimes234 2 жыл бұрын

"Your secret is safe with my indifference" is still the best, in my opinion

@daeyura4203 3 жыл бұрын

honestly taliesin's just the best. whichever character he plays as, I'm always looking forward to what he says in every game Oh and thank you very much for doing this!

@sleepinghermit7778 3 жыл бұрын

I still sit and wonder from time to time. "Who was Taliesin's character before pecy? What was he like? And would he have been my favorite?" But alas. I don't know if I'll ever get to know.

@oniemployee3437 2 жыл бұрын

Oh how I wish I could be as sarcastic and deadpan as Percy. That character is legendary.

@IrisCorven 6 ай бұрын

It's amazing seeing all the Campaign 2 Caduceus fans who never knew No-Mercy Percy. Hopefully this inspires them to go back and watch Campaign 1, cause goddamn - As good as C2 was, C1 went so goddamn hard. The Briarwood arc felt like a bestselling novel, in terms of storytelling.

@spensirmclife6549 2 жыл бұрын

0:37 is the moment Percy went from the quiet guy that I never noticed to taking on the trek of being one of my favorite characters.

@ethanhorn6093 2 жыл бұрын

5:50 Marisha: "Did you just squeak?" Taliesin: "Maybe... you don't know... shut up..." Literally every single older brother to a younger sibling ever.

@flimpeenflarmpoon1353 2 жыл бұрын

3:00 you gotta love it when the dice are in your favour for moments like that

@thomasnolastname8734 8 ай бұрын

Nothing disobeys the will of the eldritch entity that is Taliesin Jaffe

@austinmeyer_238 2 жыл бұрын

In fact will be keeping your weapons your armor and I believe your pride. That is one of my favorites.

@tafua_a Жыл бұрын

"Some people have no sense of fucking honour!" is really underappreciated

@nicolebragg1171 Жыл бұрын

I love Taliesin, he's equal parts snarky, witty, & jaw-droppingly badass. He makes the greatest little one liners, but he can also come up with lines that just make me have to pause & stop for a minute to fully appreciate what he said.

@Blindluck92 2 жыл бұрын

"We'll be keeping your weapons, your armor, and I believe your pride!" Adventurer 101

@MrDuellane Жыл бұрын

7:05 Still one of the best Percy lines, hands down

@manydoorsedboy6579 2 жыл бұрын

Percy: Get out of here before you die! Also Percy: *Shoots anyway*

@DarkLawYGO 10 ай бұрын

the Buttflap is down line is a lowkey favorite

@kiddosam8032 Жыл бұрын

5:51 can the Percy squeak be canon somewhere in the animated show? Please? You have no idea how much I’d pay to see this.

@TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll Жыл бұрын

Hmm. Stick a kitten in a background scene somewhere, and if you turn the sound up at just the right moment...? 🤣

@Piemasta9000 3 жыл бұрын

No mercy Percy, love him

@Mr_Maiq_The_Liar 3 жыл бұрын

“And there. That’s when his heart breaks” What did he do?

@forresttherunner4092 3 жыл бұрын

There was a fan and vax turned him down on his request to join vox machina

@oddfreaks6452 2 жыл бұрын

@@forresttherunner4092 Kynan

@CreativeUsernameEh Жыл бұрын

1:20 Taliesin you’re brilliant

@_Noctifer 7 ай бұрын

3:22 Indignant rage Percy is the best "YOU FOOL, YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT!!"

@LC_JSE 2 жыл бұрын

I keep on replaying 5:51 mind blown, I thought it was an edit at first of the squeaky toy sound effect.

@ErinBookNut 2 жыл бұрын

I literally cannot stop replaying it

@ErinBookNut 2 жыл бұрын

What was he looking at that made him squeak?

@aceknowles8841 3 жыл бұрын

OH my gosh the squeak...

@davidbergfors6820 Жыл бұрын

Taliesin Jaffe is amazing. his puns are fantastic too, almost tragic how they sometimes goes unnoticed by the rest of the group.

@Caitydid561 3 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I'd forgotten about the gargling water elemental thing. XD

@Reblwitoutacause 2 жыл бұрын

he's only had _thousands of years_ to accumulate all the one-liners

@danielarosindo 2 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that doesn't distinguish Taliesin's comments from the ones his characters say anymore??

@theadventuresofhuckletaryfin 2 жыл бұрын

5:04 By far my favorite Percy line. Excited to see it in TLOVM

@Avengerj5 2 жыл бұрын

If you still haven’t seen it yet, I promise it’s great! Definitely just as if not more chilling than the live version.

@josehenriqueoliveirasilva9478 2 жыл бұрын

Here after LoVM just to hear the ''when murder entered my heart'' line again.

@endotimez9086 2 жыл бұрын

Taliesiin doing a Bedknobs and Broomsticks reference lightens my soul.

@RamonChickon Жыл бұрын

4:30 Marisha got SOOO much better at describing her spells by the time Campaign 3 began.

@rebeccatrishel 7 ай бұрын

Percy and the Briarwoods arc is the reason I got into Critical Role

@Wavypringles7745 Жыл бұрын

We all love Percival Fredrickstein Von Mussel Kowalski DuRolo III of Whitestone

@TheOneBored 3 жыл бұрын

its crazy seeing them so young at the beginning of campaign 1, especially Travis before the beard lol

@cracksniffer396 5 ай бұрын

"Ive met tye devil, that's not him" goes extremely hard

@fenixmeaney6170 3 жыл бұрын

Life needs things to live

@Slipgatex 2 жыл бұрын

My personal fave will always be "Your secret is safe with my indifference."

@TheJPJT1234 3 жыл бұрын

YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT 🤘😈🤘

@samuelstensgaard4828 3 жыл бұрын

I've been waiting forever for a video like this, the craziest part is that there's legitimately still quotes you missed in this span and I don't blame you.

@liamjrowan2896 Жыл бұрын

That bedknobs and broomsticks reference is amazing

@nataliepeters8459 Жыл бұрын

The dice didn't dodge the earth 😂😂

@birubu 2 жыл бұрын

God just finished binging up to the latest episode of Vox Machina and the story is even better when told from the table

@Draezeth 2 жыл бұрын

Including the one-shots? Because the wedding one-shot is pure gold.

@ungooy Ай бұрын

Percival early on: "Screw you, I want my final words to you to be indignant and irritated." Percival's final words: "Thank you, talk to her, idiot."

@gotcher4693 3 жыл бұрын

Oh... I see how this could turn out poorly!

@carltonvonhammerstein Ай бұрын

And don't forget the classic, "life needs things to live."

@dragonarchive7443 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad so many of these made it into tlovm

@deltablaze77 2 жыл бұрын

I love them all soo much, but man Tal has a special gift.

@Starhartdeer 2 жыл бұрын

I love hearing these lines in their original formats after watching the tv show :)

@nataliepeters8459 Жыл бұрын

Me not realizing where that line came from at 0:35 omg I'm gonna cry again 😭

@gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223 2 жыл бұрын

“New money” I’m dead lmao

@honeysuckel1351 Жыл бұрын

Watching a novice travis react to percy is so good

@jacktalos7 2 жыл бұрын

This is so good!

@Rexzilla4508 3 жыл бұрын

I needed this video

@lizs2546 2 жыл бұрын

I want to see as many of these moments as possible in the show so bad

@SeerOfTime577 3 жыл бұрын

Percy is the best.

@shannononeill482 2 жыл бұрын

I kinda need Taliesin to play a bard.

@hunterbrown2001 3 жыл бұрын

Bednobs and broomsticks, yesss!!!

@procrastinator99 3 жыл бұрын

SUBSTITUUUUTIARY LOCOMOTIOON!!!

@cameronhall6825 2 жыл бұрын

I love this man

@andywoods941 3 жыл бұрын

Love this video, great job!

@BriannaZumbro 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!

@skycloud5695 2 жыл бұрын

The clip from 2:30 in this video, is 2:48:31 timestamped from Episode 23. I just letting you all know cause it took me fucking hours to find that out.

@joseffgronkowski2638 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much

@skycloud5695 2 жыл бұрын

@@joseffgronkowski2638 You are so welcome! Glad someone benefitted from it!

@dolphin64575 Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much ❤️

@princeofhumbugs6657 2 жыл бұрын

my favorite will always be the your secret is safe line I use it on occasion lol

@bfalves780 Жыл бұрын

Wow very nice, some lines you got here, i didn't remenber anymore and the vídeo only go to episode 60 from campaign 1, we got so many more percy one liner until the end

@connorduquette1432 3 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm just going to watch the whole thing a second time then.

@panheaddragonwolfpaw 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this repeatedly in preparation for the Briarwood Arc of the Legend of Vox Machina

@FeroDega 3 жыл бұрын

My parents assumed I was going to usher in the apocalypse. Which video was that from.

@OriginalCreatorSama 3 жыл бұрын

looks like maybe a precursor to Talks Machina? Some group couch chat? i have no idea but i love the line

@BriannaZumbro 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry I’m just now seeing this, but it’s from the Q&A after Liam’s first one shot, “Liam’s Quest.” The video is unlisted but here’s the link: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bbqUn5l4zc-3eWw.html It should also show up in playlists of CR one shots if you search for those. And luckily I never delete my notes so I can actually tell you that this specific moment is at time stamp 2:55:50! 😂