Pete Holmes Doesn't Care For 'Going Out'

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5 жыл бұрын

'Comedy Sex God' author and new parent Pete Holmes has the perfect excuse for not going out at night.
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@1901180108 5 жыл бұрын

"Are we friends now?" How I wish it were more socially acceptable to ask people this.

@NellieKAdaba 5 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@Rainy-In-The-Desert 5 жыл бұрын

I know!

@beeque 5 жыл бұрын

Just do it. Ask away. Make em sign it on a piece of paper. Seal it with blood. Get a Dark Mark. Graffiti the night sky.

@thechannelineverwanted7323 5 жыл бұрын

Why not? If the person is friendly, they'll say yes, and you'll have a cute thing to talk about later. And if they're not friendly, well then you didn't upset anybody that was actually your friend in the first place. So there's no problem with the question. The only problem is that you're afraid of the disappointment if they say no.

@matthewjohnson8810 5 жыл бұрын

I completely expected Pete Holmes to be the one to ask that

@corinnepetersen6184 5 жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter what Pete Holmes talks about, he always makes me laugh uncontrollably. He's like a little puppy that's excited about everything xD

@wellreadbull3740 5 жыл бұрын

He matched the colour of the chair perfectly!

@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын

True 😅 could have greenscreaned that 😆

@freebee8656 5 жыл бұрын

they should really change that sofa to a different color one

@rootypoots 5 жыл бұрын

Really has a slimming effect. It’s like he’s 3 1/2" wide.

@NicKeLas 5 жыл бұрын

That's because he's Batman!

@happybirthday146 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect KZfaq comment.

@timesmash 5 жыл бұрын

1. Pete Holmes 2. Christian Bale 3. Michael Keaton 4. Ben Affleck 5. You get the idea. Only really thought about #1

@richardchamberlain6815 4 жыл бұрын

timesmash you forgot Adam West

@happybirthday146 3 жыл бұрын

@@richardchamberlain6815 Clooney. Kilmer. Pattinson. Arnett. My cousin at Halloween.

@Kitty8791 Жыл бұрын

@@happybirthday146 Yup, West, Pattinson, & Arnett gotta be in the top 5, along w/ Pete Holmes & the late Kevin Conroy.

@Timbo360 5 жыл бұрын

Love how Pete said True Detective Season 1 & 3 hahaha

@Winteramen 5 жыл бұрын

Their dynamic is so interesting. They're like an inverse

@carlosbauza1139 5 жыл бұрын

Yes! Like Stephen is a truly nice person!

@hsmoscout 5 жыл бұрын

Pete Holmes: I love all activities equally *earlier that day* Pete: ...I don't care for going out

@vitmorsteinfeld4459 5 жыл бұрын

"Watch True detective season 1 and 3" killed me. Good to know im not alone

@bobloblaw5236 5 жыл бұрын

Vital Productions it’s universal knowledge that season two sucked

@YouFightLikeACow 5 жыл бұрын

Season 2 was underrated. I enjoyed it. Not as good as 1 or 3, but it was different.

@socrappyicoulddie 5 жыл бұрын

I haven't watched S3 because S2 sucked so hard. Was it a step up?

@trillohate 5 жыл бұрын

There was no season 2 in my reality.

@vitmorsteinfeld4459 5 жыл бұрын

@@trillohate that's a reality i wanna be a part of

@deformemvita 5 жыл бұрын

I miss the Pete Holmes Show.

@ivenstorm 5 жыл бұрын

@BosoxnationI972 well its 2 people so far, so guess your wrong bosox.

@j3wpb 5 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment the same exact thing but you beat me to it.

@THE_BEAR_JEW 4 жыл бұрын

@BosoxnationI972 .... except people with sense of humor that doesn't suck.

@snapswithin2332 4 жыл бұрын

Why did it stop in the first place?

@noora8179 5 жыл бұрын

He's always such a joy with his ridiiiiculous laugh

@carriechameleon 2 жыл бұрын

"The donkey or a butt" deserved a giant laugh.

@maverickmckee9198 5 жыл бұрын

“Have you ever met a happy vampire?” He just interviewed Keanu Reeves...

@dariusduesentrieb 5 жыл бұрын

HARVEY DENT, can we trust him?!

@ComicCulture 5 жыл бұрын

Girl scout cookies....

@CanItAlready 5 жыл бұрын

Dr. Fishy! NOOOOOOO!!!

@wickkidda 5 жыл бұрын

Hey... what are you doing for the next couple months? You wanna go to the same café in Italy with me every day... and wait for my butler?

@indestruct1bl3 5 жыл бұрын

I'll analyze it... with SCIENCE!

@thiefofa1073 5 жыл бұрын

WHERE ARE THE DRUGS... (cough, cough) Where are the drugs going?

@tonyvillarreal1812 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is great. His comedy sketches on you tube are hilarious. My favorite is when he plays Professor X and fires all the Xmen.

@onlinemm0911 5 жыл бұрын

Badman was awesome too.

@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 жыл бұрын

Dude wtf, please use **SPOILER ALERT**’s

@tonyvillarreal1812 5 жыл бұрын

@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Sorry Didn't you get the memo

@tonyvillarreal1812 5 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S THE COMMISSIONER??? -puts his glasses back on- Oh there he is. 😄

@TheNN 5 жыл бұрын

"Have you ever met a happy vampire?" Surprisingly deep there. That said, I've met plenty of very happy, well-rounded liches over the years.

@mathmagician5990 3 жыл бұрын

"The baby is the ultimate excuse to stay in" Little did he know.....

@Mrs8thdeadlysin 5 жыл бұрын

Peter Holmes gets me! We want to stay in!

@delontedeclou98 5 жыл бұрын

If Threes Company is making a rerun let him play Jack Tripper

@maryrosekent8223 5 жыл бұрын

“Reckless hair.” The best new phrase in my life!

@angelp.5224 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is sooo funny! Getting across deep thoughts thru comedy !!!!!!! As a hospice nurse I can totally relate!

@PatrickBoberg 5 жыл бұрын

Love the official announcement of friendship. Consent is important. 😁

@cherylb2008 5 жыл бұрын

I like that show Crashing. He reminds me of John Ritter his voice and his looks.

@TheShadowKing1988 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: As I was watching this, I thought Pete was familiar to me, but I couldn't remember where. About mid-way through the interview, I remembered: Pete was one of the actors who played Batman in College Humor's "Badman" series (of course, this was years ago, back when CH was actually funny).

@herotheplottmix6690 5 жыл бұрын

I binged all 4 seasons of Crashing on HBO...pretty pretty....pretty good.

@mantistoboggan5171 5 жыл бұрын

but not as good as curb, right?

@herotheplottmix6690 5 жыл бұрын

@@mantistoboggan5171 not close but its good.

@charlie5115 5 жыл бұрын

Is it a remake of the British Phoebe Waller Bridge show?

@danzam40 5 жыл бұрын

There was only 3 seasons of Crashing.

@sanderstar1000 5 жыл бұрын

“Watch handmaids tale now” 😂😂😂😂😂

@avedic 3 жыл бұрын

I work at a used bookstore.....and his book Comedy Sex God FINALLY came in used....so I snatched it up! Gonna start reading it tomorrow....can't wait. I adore Pete.

@curiousone6435 5 жыл бұрын

I never watched any of Pete Holmes' shows, but I have seen some of his stand-up. I am addicted to his best-selling book, currently. Love this guy. A BIG COSMIC HUG TO YA, PETE.

@kickhuggy 5 жыл бұрын

Ice cream is fleeting, so true

@BillAngelos 5 жыл бұрын

I really miss Pete's show, and all the shit he did with Matt.

@deadedd3235 5 жыл бұрын

He'll always be my favourite Batman!

@kraven4027 5 жыл бұрын

The show used to have three couch chairs, but Pete Holmes had one taken to make his suit.

@sinkvenice4438 5 жыл бұрын

I live in England and he’s unheard of here, which is a massive shame. I think he’s hilarious. Also, the older he gets, the more he looks like Jeff Bridges 😄

@ALL-rf9gl 5 жыл бұрын

He was recently on Your Moms House podcast. If you haven't seen it you should. Pretty funny

@lilchadaldrich 4 жыл бұрын

Omgosh ur right! 🤣👏

@danierinash7952 4 жыл бұрын

I'm English and live in England, I know who the guy is (I'm not friends with him though). I think he's sadly unrecognised here, he's awesome! We should start a campaign or something...

@BuildinWings 4 жыл бұрын

The UK and the US need to exchange comedians for a bit: You guys take Pete Holmes for a year or two, we'll take David Mitchell.

@danierinash7952 4 жыл бұрын

@@BuildinWings It's a deal, Mitchell's great but he gets annoying after a while!

@abates3747 5 жыл бұрын

Pete is just super fun. Squarely in the running for my favorite funny person.

@paterson90 4 жыл бұрын

This was one of the funniest and realist interviews I have seen in a while.

@billytrespassers3123 5 жыл бұрын

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. 😎 Nice Freddie Freeloader intro.

@ainchamama 5 жыл бұрын

All I saw of Pete Holmes was a floating head in hands.

@wellreadbull3740 5 жыл бұрын

Whatchu know about green eggs and haaaam?!

@theartofgregcrimmins 5 жыл бұрын

YES! It's a little pill you can keep behind your teeth if you need a dose of happiness!

@litelbrown 5 жыл бұрын

This comment is McDonald's.

@cstumpy51 5 жыл бұрын

Pete is 6’6”... I had no idea

@bepowerification 4 жыл бұрын

I agree with Pete so much. never understood this whole going out thing.

@RomeoX-bv4et 5 жыл бұрын

i havent seen this guy for a long time his x men skits are the best.

@schwindsichtigaderechte5293 5 жыл бұрын

I thought for a while now that Pete Holmes is one of the coolest guys out there, proven by the fact that Steven actually asked him to be his friend.

@zeebzeebo 5 жыл бұрын

He really is the cat's meow!

@navneet8593 5 жыл бұрын

Sir I adore you You are like an inspiration to me

@hithere605 5 жыл бұрын

I love watching these and looking for the slight psychological jabs they throw

@claytonis1 5 жыл бұрын

Pete is incredibly intelligent, endlessly optimistic, deeply thoughtful, and fucking hilarious. And if he weren't the last thing in the list, I'd never have known who he was. Buy his book and see him preform live. I don't think I'll ever be as happy or as optimistic as you, Pete.... but I love you all the same!

@hamishsmith2685 5 жыл бұрын

I fucking love Pete Holmes, he's wholesomely hilarious which is difficult to be.

@CHILLeywithSchiley 5 жыл бұрын

"That's an excellent stupid point"

@PaddyyYY 5 жыл бұрын

Great conversation!

@MisterTingles 5 жыл бұрын

him on the Todd Glass Show is everything.

@reymarnier119 5 жыл бұрын

Boom!!! hit him with that commercial Breaker right there at the end there

@mleyberklee1 5 жыл бұрын

Freddie the Freeloader by Miles Davis as intro music for the guy with the tv show about crashing on people’s couches. Nice.

@dreboy7688 5 жыл бұрын

As a parent I can vouch for the "watching dark shows now". Or get used to staying up later just to catch up on shows XD.

@stinwav222 5 жыл бұрын

Pete Holmes is underrated

@1Kent 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know him but he reminds me of John Ritter. (A little)

@christopherryan697 5 жыл бұрын

Kent Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve heard his name.

@1Kent 5 жыл бұрын

@@christopherryan697 what did you think? *_reminder?_*

@josha9029 5 жыл бұрын

They look alike and have similar smile

@christopherryan697 5 жыл бұрын

Kent I was agreeing with you. He does look alike.

@1Kent 5 жыл бұрын

@@josha9029 that's what I thought!

@roshansingh-gy4xy 5 жыл бұрын

He looks like Harry Strickland after too many cheeseburgers . Good to see you survived Kings' Landing, elephant master

@bellanovela7742 5 жыл бұрын

I thought this is the commander of the golden company in game of thrones

@lSeKToRl 5 жыл бұрын

wait it's not?

@laurensegars4504 5 жыл бұрын

Same. He looks a lot like him.

@singertobe13 5 жыл бұрын

Omg that's who he looks like THANK YOU

@francesehima5106 5 жыл бұрын

Oh...me too!

@mfpope7431 5 жыл бұрын

No this is Pete holmes, he’s a comedian not a commander

@MuzaAbdul 5 жыл бұрын

6:41 You and I are mystically minded. And I sort of I think everybody can relate whether you’re religious or spiritual or not. Its like a fool’s game, this thing we are stuck in. I was recently eating ice cream on a beach. I was like ugh I was having this nice moment: I’m eating ice cream. I’m on the beach. But it’s fleeting. This is something about ourselves. It is fleeting. You eat the ice cream, then it’s gone. Then you want water. Then you have to use the bathroom. Then you eat dinner. Then you’re bored. Then you watch tv. And then you’re tired. And then you go to sleep. Then you go to shower. Then you need breakfast. Its like feeding an animal. It’s never ending. And Happiness is so momentary and fleeting. So I wrote this book to kinda tell it’s like a spiritual memoir about the journey that I learned through joy and the only piece that I’ve experienced is in learning to identify with your soul, or which Christians would call it, your spirit.

@val2181 5 жыл бұрын

Pete Holmes understands me as a person.

@NellieKAdaba 5 жыл бұрын

I love Pete when he's invited on Conan.

@actionmoviefrea 5 жыл бұрын

He's so John Ritter!

@ExileOnDaytonStreet 4 жыл бұрын

My experience having had 3 kids, FWIW: You can totally still go out (at least to restaurants) for at least as long as the kid can be confined in baby carrier (like those detachable car seats that are so awesome to have). In fact, the noise and commotion of being out at a restaurant will probably be more soothing to the baby than you think.

@ComicCulture 5 жыл бұрын

Book came in yesterday! Keep it crispy.

@gracieambrosio4967 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is really happy

@NellieKAdaba 5 жыл бұрын

ANd he's lucky too.

@kato0291 5 жыл бұрын

Stephen should go on You Made It Weird!

@NellieKAdaba 5 жыл бұрын

Great idea 👍

@audioxplorer 4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert would keep it crispy!

@IAmFJ1 5 жыл бұрын

Pete Holmes is tall. Very tall.

@brianbuttacavoli5692 5 жыл бұрын

all i saw was teeth wearing a tie; and that laugh which those teeth loosed upon this earth!

@AngryMuppet91 4 ай бұрын

Same. Bit if a strange gap he's got going on there. Almost, artificial?

@wellreadbull3740 5 жыл бұрын

No word lovers out there anymore, I feel with you! Literacy, my ass!

@vogelofficial 4 жыл бұрын

Pete looking like young John Ritter and Jeff Bridges morphed together

@chuckschick3604 5 жыл бұрын

Rock and roll Pete. Rock and roll.

@ucantseemeverywell 5 жыл бұрын

what a charismatic dude

@theartofgregcrimmins 5 жыл бұрын

Keep it crispy, weirdos!

@willdickinson4177 Жыл бұрын

He bears more than a passing resemblance to Zach Braff!

@LuisofLosAngeles 4 жыл бұрын

Love this dude. Super authentic. I wish he worked at every grocery store/bank/restaurant and they pay him KZfaq money.

@johnporter9833 5 жыл бұрын

I LOVE PETE HOLMES SO MUCH!!!

@alexandercampbell7903 5 жыл бұрын

Pete Holmes AND "Should Be The New Jack Tripper In The Reboot Of Three's Company"

@zindi1138 5 жыл бұрын

good guest !

@thaumatomane 5 жыл бұрын

I adore Steven's religious attitude.

@nephronpie8961 5 жыл бұрын

He still reminds me of a stoned Batman.

@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын

Watch Badman. You won’t regret it

@ryangillespie2589 Жыл бұрын

The donkey or a butt....I caught it lol

@GreenMM_11 5 жыл бұрын

Pete is the best storyteller!

@Travis-larsen 5 жыл бұрын

i love it Pete. Sounds you might like Taoism. Glad i got to see this clip.

@MrLorddarktoothx 5 жыл бұрын

ooo that freddy freeloader cover. very nice B-)

@sinassa5289 5 жыл бұрын

No wonder: if he goes out he's constantly asked if John is his father...

@dustin_echoes 5 жыл бұрын

*HARVEY DENT, CAN WE TRUST HIM?*

@Alex-jq5ft 3 ай бұрын

As soon as the band started playing him on I was like fuck I know that song what is it, and I didn't expect Pete to ask for me moments later haha. It's fkn Miles Davis

@Cpt.PickHard 5 жыл бұрын

Pete Holmes perfectly nails the "rich person fake laugh"

@pieniaurinko 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe vampires wouldn't be so sad if people around them didn't just keep on aging, getting sick and dying... ;P

@NicKeLas 5 жыл бұрын

Wrong introduction, Stephen! We best know him as the best bad Batman!

@kagger13 5 жыл бұрын

He matches the chair

@TONYASIASMOM 5 жыл бұрын

John Ritter & Val Kilmer mash-up! He's cute!

@alexandercampbell7903 5 жыл бұрын

Pete Holmes AND "That Weird, Tall Gangly Guy With The Sweaty Palms Who Lurks Around The Water Cooler At The Office"

@BoyWonderbk 5 жыл бұрын

I like this guy

@buzzmusk8813 4 жыл бұрын

"Comedy is my iowasca tea". Wouldn´t be ayahuasca?

@JamestheXennial 5 жыл бұрын

"You are just like Ryu, and you are not needed."

@gkp76 5 жыл бұрын

Too bad as adults we can't just ask, will you be my friend.

@Karmal1st3k 5 жыл бұрын

Went from Batman can't stop thinking about sex to Stephen Colbert hahaha "A is for Alfred B is for bat"!!!

@Ludifant 5 жыл бұрын

In the Netherlands we would be mildly horrified by two people on TV saying: ¨I like God, I assume you do too?¨ I just hope it´s sarcasm, but... it´s the U.S.A. so I am not really sure...

@marielange9077 5 жыл бұрын

Making Games Sadly, probably not.

@mantistoboggan5171 5 жыл бұрын

yeah, i think we all know the usa is regressing now. they elected that fascist conman, call anything further left of clinton a socialist, and, as you've pointed out, still, inexplicably, religious fundamentalists.

@NellieKAdaba 5 жыл бұрын

They are both Christians, so they do like God.