Bro was drunk, retired, and in his 40s and he almost stuck that volley top corner
@HorizonXD Жыл бұрын
This was in 2016, he was around 35 then when he did SoccerAM.
@broken_clawss Жыл бұрын
@@HorizonXD he was still wasted as fuck
@williamshakespeare9815 Жыл бұрын
He looks like a "bro" to you?
@apocalypticdaze2139 Жыл бұрын
It's one term I don't think even woke has patented yet so well done for keeping your own conditioned labeling so isolated..
@anthony_goober Жыл бұрын
@@williamshakespeare9815Big bro
@KaizoCPFC11 ай бұрын
Drunk, retired, old, wearing jeans and he still almost scored that
@marufjonsharapov638 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he is drunk and-wearing jeans is impossible
@Deh14u10 ай бұрын
Bro thought he could copy 2 comments and get away with it
@POPcat15507 ай бұрын
@@Deh14uwhat
@Deh14u7 ай бұрын
he copied 2 comments@@POPcat1550
@woogs97267 ай бұрын
@@Deh14uWho cares man
@astrooflow94916 ай бұрын
Dicelo a Romario hahaha no hay excusas @@woogs9726
@messilover617 Жыл бұрын
the fact that he was drunk…
@danmarsh3915 Жыл бұрын
Oh yo was he😂
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
And wearing jeans.
@wahyuaditya14676 ай бұрын
@@HundredSlot and wearing wrong shoes
@el_amo_del_calabozo_nivel_456 ай бұрын
But his spirit Is the same lol@@wahyuaditya1467
@bluesclues31695 ай бұрын
And retired
@janainamatuda104511 ай бұрын
Truly one of the *biggest* players of all time
@el_amo_del_calabozo_nivel_456 ай бұрын
What about jhan Koller AND Nicola zigic?
@peterb9407 Жыл бұрын
It’s a crime you don’t have the goal against Manchester City on there, that was a golden volley!
@yosD1 Жыл бұрын
YEEEEE
@tomsafail2 жыл бұрын
He’s wearing plimsolls having a good time on soccer am though 😂
@alitocolinares3616 Жыл бұрын
respect
@ZaxsonGladi Жыл бұрын
Football
@kama3117 Жыл бұрын
@@ZaxsonGladi soccer am is the name of the event
@atishaykankaria44617 ай бұрын
And he was drunk
@BlackCattt_ Жыл бұрын
he still can do with jeans true legends
@broken_clawss Жыл бұрын
And drunk
@VictorWongkar9 ай бұрын
Sang raksasa dan monster gol dijaman pucuknya bersama Inggris,, Crouch legend dan anda tak boleh melupakannya
@SalomeLudago-dr2hx6 ай бұрын
Crouch is an absolute England Heroooooooooo
@aizaizaty35705 ай бұрын
Bro is the real stickman💀
@PsclDragonBornАй бұрын
Love him for ever. Our long legend YNWA
@davegoody9603Ай бұрын
Very underated player and never let England Down
@Eggmanjames Жыл бұрын
Missed his best ever goal against man city 💀
@davebrown9707 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought that
@nikosmpougos11 ай бұрын
Damn crouch was so good he even won an NBA MVP award
@day-qk8it11 ай бұрын
Crouch was absolutely class back in the day. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
@FIFAgamer159010 ай бұрын
He is the volley man 💫💥
@chokoon21Ай бұрын
He became Peter Chair
@BW_90 Жыл бұрын
😂 to much partying that is, crouches a legend
@astrocraftz502911 ай бұрын
he would have been one hell of a goalkeeper
@R4V_Edits Жыл бұрын
Bro is the definition of what if a basketball player played football
@maestromalave1400 Жыл бұрын
Legend 🔥🔥🔥
@VectorPall10 ай бұрын
Bro 6'7 ain't a joke
@JK-nj3btАй бұрын
He looks goofy af
@mantralibre13672 ай бұрын
Look at Evani's cross and Van Basten 's goal on Albertini' s retirement match. Both past their 40th birthday, both unbelievable.
@user-so9ik6ss6y5 ай бұрын
بيتر اسطوره❤
@user-en1mj8uc5f9 ай бұрын
Tbf the second volley was clean af
@duckway4733Ай бұрын
He was drunk and he did it better than I could ever
@sabinepodbiocic777611 ай бұрын
Peter couch is undereted
@Lucianedits3315 күн бұрын
Leyend
@user-zn7ft7el4eАй бұрын
Crouchy was so good for his height and how skinny he was was never outside the prem
@andyesaupineda7432Ай бұрын
El Dios de los centreros 😂
@kempocab9 ай бұрын
The England goat
@ALIBEK_just Жыл бұрын
Volley king
@eugeneli310111 ай бұрын
Second attempt was pretty good
@andreyxavier25636 ай бұрын
Uma lenda
@Afsana10557 ай бұрын
Are we not going to talk about how he did the bicycle was amazing but he kicked the ball so high it almost went out of the wall
@ColexSOT Жыл бұрын
My idol
@Stunnarchy9 ай бұрын
Bro shapeshifted into Dirk Nowitzki
@user-jc9qt4ez3m5 ай бұрын
In the first video, Dirk Nowitzki
@JMC598619 ай бұрын
Peter crouch at 40: Zlatan at 41:🦁
@BearTheEssa..3 ай бұрын
he was drunk 😂😂
@jbjshorts470914 күн бұрын
He was drunk and old in the first video and still almost scored top corner💀
@erickpadilla41692 ай бұрын
Peter crouch el jugador favorito de los letreros en fc mobile
@fifa15messi15 күн бұрын
Röportaj adam okisi
@maxter_paradise8 ай бұрын
He reminds me to Jetfire form TF2, he was not able to be the same autobot from those years but he still wanted to fight
@Mohammedmsq7 ай бұрын
Petr crouch😂😂😂😂😂
@medved4030 Жыл бұрын
All in good fun. Lanky as fck tho. Like watching a basketballer play football.
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
Basketballer with lanky no balance. He's good
@psgistheworstclubineurope9 ай бұрын
He is one of the tallest striker I have ever seen
@joellee2296 ай бұрын
Bro didn’t show the iconic volley💀
@Filmstudent36637 ай бұрын
Drunk, wearing jeans, and regular shoes
@AssasinX89 Жыл бұрын
To be fair to him he was lagging out of his skull, wearing jeans with the added issue of being the same height as a baby giraffe
@Profik97310 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@JaseenaIbrahim-lv5ez2 ай бұрын
😔😔
@AdjaratouOuedraogo-vq5rp Жыл бұрын
Last goal look like rashford vs arsenal
@brandonsutantio53885 ай бұрын
Bro skipped leg day
@therealbeeve11 ай бұрын
He was drunk, retired and wearing jeans at the time so I would be surprised if he got the ball in
@abdusamad07982 жыл бұрын
Then peter crouch
@FakeshaymeАй бұрын
He's tall that's why
@ghettocat600010 ай бұрын
im tall af so when i grow up i wanna be like peter crouch 😎
@logancahill6 ай бұрын
6'8 monster 😂
@JAAnewboy17 күн бұрын
Those shots were probably better than what anybody in this comment section would put up😂😂
@dennistinga246 ай бұрын
Drunk, in jeans, retired, not warmed up, no match tempo...cut him some slack...
@muhammadbinsultan538711 ай бұрын
In the first clip he was playing soccer, in the second he was playing football
@mekelowen42963 ай бұрын
That goal against man city>>>
@claudiaandrzejczak343211 ай бұрын
Yo I have 2017 match attacks Peter crouch
@weekendwarriorprospecting8178 ай бұрын
Wearing skinny jeans and shoes that only a doorman would love. He was still sauced too.
@tn_rocky-89864 ай бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮
@jonlima98972 ай бұрын
He is missing them all cuz it says "soccer" onthe wall
@Nr-hg6qp Жыл бұрын
Lengthy
@andrejarsevic38795 ай бұрын
👍 👇
@Nikolaos06036 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you stop playing for a while and you lose your touch. Also from the looks of other comments, being drunk doesn’t help at all so that’s even worse.
@tazanbla7653 Жыл бұрын
He,s wearing square shoes
@chrisstewart7318 Жыл бұрын
Mate he’s retired for a reason
@DonPollo511 ай бұрын
He was drunk
@LaelGames791310 ай бұрын
@@DonPollo5and wearing jeans
@Speedyvampir27 ай бұрын
@@DonPollo5how do u know that
@septyanyudha9846 Жыл бұрын
Is that Jim Carey?😂
@MRmartuxxx Жыл бұрын
I live nearby Peter crouch
@Ronaldo_4 Жыл бұрын
@@Livvyluvssanriox wtf how do you even do that Thats just cap🧢
@JackPaul-vs3bq4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kr_kof77827 ай бұрын
아..세월아
@Lemonchikbox3 ай бұрын
Пов: крауч с ростом 2м 01 см и игроки метр 1м65 или 1м 70 тот самый питер: нифига себе гномики
@mady51779 ай бұрын
whaou
@goranmilanovic29854 ай бұрын
He was not great at anything but turned up when he was needed most...
@azizfaozi9 ай бұрын
He is dirk nowitzsky
@OfficialFingazMC Жыл бұрын
Tune I'd please?
@ludovicruelland6303 Жыл бұрын
😮
@four-twenty42056 күн бұрын
You show all those goals but not the one he scored for Stoke against Man City? It was probably his greatest ever goal...
@770XD Жыл бұрын
Title wrong
@HEALINGMUSICISLAND1211 ай бұрын
0:01
@iheartheenim Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@diyenaqra93178 ай бұрын
bruh went i saw a nother video i saw peter doing the voley then he scored all though his retired
@Nathan-W Жыл бұрын
Well I mean he is in his mid 30’s here, retired, drunk and in jeans here so unfair comparison 😂😂
@Tobiasu15 күн бұрын
Try that wearing jeans.
@OKConTop3511 ай бұрын
That's Dirk Nowitzki
@deansullivan212 Жыл бұрын
If your tall it's better to use sweep shots and headers
@INCOMING1 Жыл бұрын
Not for Crouch🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@osvaldogarcete613611 ай бұрын
Bueno, nunca le ayudo mucho a Inglaterra en sus partidos
@everyday31622 күн бұрын
Flat soles on 3g vs boots with studs on grass
@ZakyProEdits11 ай бұрын
Bro his legs are very long
@d1ogouzumakiz392 Жыл бұрын
😭😱😨
@navidnadiry6578 Жыл бұрын
Where’s the volley when he scored a legendary volley against man city
@daking26 Жыл бұрын
Volley vs man city??
@drakewalla28169 ай бұрын
idk about now but when i was a kid back in 2004,people called peter crouch as the worst player in the history of football
@GolemFastvpechke Жыл бұрын
ЭТО ЖЕНЯ МОТОР ИЗ ДИНАМО
@danfors13333 ай бұрын
With long legs, the error margins become larger. His range of motion is twice that of Messi so he has to focus twice as hard to get a perfect kick. He's also shitfaced which doesn't help other than when playing darts.
@AVTH1321Ай бұрын
He can't make good balance as he is 6'7 and drunk🍺 It's not a joke