Bro was drunk, retired, and in his 40s and he almost stuck that volley top corner
@HorizonXD Жыл бұрын
This was in 2016, he was around 35 then when he did SoccerAM.
@broken_clawss Жыл бұрын
@@HorizonXD he was still wasted as fuck
@williamshakespeare9815 Жыл бұрын
He looks like a "bro" to you?
@apocalypticdaze2139 Жыл бұрын
It's one term I don't think even woke has patented yet so well done for keeping your own conditioned labeling so isolated..
@anthony_goober Жыл бұрын
@@williamshakespeare9815Big bro
@KaizoCPFC Жыл бұрын
Drunk, retired, old, wearing jeans and he still almost scored that
@marufjonsharapov638 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he is drunk and-wearing jeans is impossible
@Deh14u11 ай бұрын
Bro thought he could copy 2 comments and get away with it
@POPcat15508 ай бұрын
@@Deh14uwhat
@Deh14u8 ай бұрын
he copied 2 comments@@POPcat1550
@woogs97267 ай бұрын
@@Deh14uWho cares man
@astrooflow94917 ай бұрын
Dicelo a Romario hahaha no hay excusas @@woogs9726
@peterb9407 Жыл бұрын
It’s a crime you don’t have the goal against Manchester City on there, that was a golden volley!
@yosD1 Жыл бұрын
YEEEEE
@janainamatuda1045 Жыл бұрын
Truly one of the *biggest* players of all time
@el_amo_del_calabozo_nivel_456 ай бұрын
What about jhan Koller AND Nicola zigic?
@messilover617 Жыл бұрын
the fact that he was drunk…
@danmarsh3915 Жыл бұрын
Oh yo was he😂
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
And wearing jeans.
@wahyuaditya14677 ай бұрын
@@HundredSlot and wearing wrong shoes
@el_amo_del_calabozo_nivel_456 ай бұрын
But his spirit Is the same lol@@wahyuaditya1467
@bluesclues31696 ай бұрын
And retired
@tomsafail2 жыл бұрын
He’s wearing plimsolls having a good time on soccer am though 😂
@alitocolinares3616 Жыл бұрын
respect
@ZaxsonGladi Жыл бұрын
Football
@kama3117 Жыл бұрын
@@ZaxsonGladi soccer am is the name of the event
@atishaykankaria44617 ай бұрын
And he was drunk
@R9fcm Жыл бұрын
he still can do with jeans true legends
@broken_clawss Жыл бұрын
And drunk
@VictorWongkar10 ай бұрын
Sang raksasa dan monster gol dijaman pucuknya bersama Inggris,, Crouch legend dan anda tak boleh melupakannya
@nikosmpougos11 ай бұрын
Damn crouch was so good he even won an NBA MVP award
@Eggmanjames Жыл бұрын
Missed his best ever goal against man city 💀
@davebrown9707 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought that
@PsclDragonBornАй бұрын
Love him for ever. Our long legend YNWA
@davegoody96032 ай бұрын
Very underated player and never let England Down
@SalomeLudago-dr2hx6 ай бұрын
Crouch is an absolute England Heroooooooooo
@day-qk8it Жыл бұрын
Crouch was absolutely class back in the day. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
@aizaizaty35705 ай бұрын
Bro is the real stickman💀
@VectorPall11 ай бұрын
Bro 6'7 ain't a joke
@JK-nj3bt2 ай бұрын
He looks goofy af
@FIFAgamer159011 ай бұрын
He is the volley man 💫💥
@R4V_Edits Жыл бұрын
Bro is the definition of what if a basketball player played football
@maestromalave1400 Жыл бұрын
Legend 🔥🔥🔥
@mantralibre13673 ай бұрын
Look at Evani's cross and Van Basten 's goal on Albertini' s retirement match. Both past their 40th birthday, both unbelievable.
@BW_90 Жыл бұрын
😂 to much partying that is, crouches a legend
@astrocraftz5029 Жыл бұрын
he would have been one hell of a goalkeeper
@hornslyyt11 күн бұрын
My guy is the size of a post office damn 😅
@user-so9ik6ss6y6 ай бұрын
بيتر اسطوره❤
@medved4030 Жыл бұрын
All in good fun. Lanky as fck tho. Like watching a basketballer play football.
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
Basketballer with lanky no balance. He's good
@psgistheworstclubineurope9 ай бұрын
He is one of the tallest striker I have ever seen
@duckway47332 ай бұрын
He was drunk and he did it better than I could ever
@Celestialspirit116 сағат бұрын
I remember the first time i saw hom playing i was like whos this silly looking tall skinny dude, then saw him score alot i was shut
@massiherda22502 күн бұрын
Scandaloso sto calciatore
@user-zn7ft7el4e2 ай бұрын
Crouchy was so good for his height and how skinny he was was never outside the prem
@maxter_paradise9 ай бұрын
He reminds me to Jetfire form TF2, he was not able to be the same autobot from those years but he still wanted to fight
@Soccer12345es8 ай бұрын
Are we not going to talk about how he did the bicycle was amazing but he kicked the ball so high it almost went out of the wall
@user-en1mj8uc5f9 ай бұрын
Tbf the second volley was clean af
@JMC5986110 ай бұрын
Peter crouch at 40: Zlatan at 41:🦁
@BearTheEssa..4 ай бұрын
he was drunk 😂😂
@jbjshorts4709Ай бұрын
He was drunk and old in the first video and still almost scored top corner💀
@sabinepodbiocic777611 ай бұрын
Peter couch is undereted
@Lucianedits33127 күн бұрын
Leyend
@AssassinX899 Жыл бұрын
To be fair to him he was lagging out of his skull, wearing jeans with the added issue of being the same height as a baby giraffe
@kempocab10 ай бұрын
The England goat
@chokoon212 ай бұрын
He became Peter Chair
@chrisstewart7318 Жыл бұрын
Mate he’s retired for a reason
@TheRaptureIsComingJesusChrist Жыл бұрын
He was drunk
@LaelGames791311 ай бұрын
@@TheRaptureIsComingJesusChristand wearing jeans
@Speedyvampir28 ай бұрын
@@TheRaptureIsComingJesusChristhow do u know that
@Stunnarchy10 ай бұрын
Bro shapeshifted into Dirk Nowitzki
@therealbeeve Жыл бұрын
He was drunk, retired and wearing jeans at the time so I would be surprised if he got the ball in
@user-jc9qt4ez3m5 ай бұрын
In the first video, Dirk Nowitzki
@eugeneli3101 Жыл бұрын
Second attempt was pretty good
@ALIBEK_just Жыл бұрын
Volley king
@joellee2297 ай бұрын
Bro didn’t show the iconic volley💀
@Fakeshayme2 ай бұрын
He's tall that's why
@andyesaupineda74322 ай бұрын
El Dios de los centreros 😂
@ColexSOT Жыл бұрын
My idol
@erickpadilla41693 ай бұрын
Peter crouch el jugador favorito de los letreros en fc mobile
@brandonsutantio53886 ай бұрын
Bro skipped leg day
@mekelowen42963 ай бұрын
That goal against man city>>>
@JAAnewboyАй бұрын
Those shots were probably better than what anybody in this comment section would put up😂😂
@andreypaidetodos1237 ай бұрын
Uma lenda
@Filmstudent36638 ай бұрын
Drunk, wearing jeans, and regular shoes
@Nikolaos06036 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you stop playing for a while and you lose your touch. Also from the looks of other comments, being drunk doesn’t help at all so that’s even worse.
@dennistinga247 ай бұрын
Drunk, in jeans, retired, not warmed up, no match tempo...cut him some slack...
@Mohammedmsq8 ай бұрын
Petr crouch😂😂😂😂😂
@fifa15messiАй бұрын
Röportaj adam okisi
@andrejarsevic38795 ай бұрын
👍 👇
@ghettocat600011 ай бұрын
im tall af so when i grow up i wanna be like peter crouch 😎
@abdusamad07982 жыл бұрын
Then peter crouch
@muhammadbinsultan5387 Жыл бұрын
In the first clip he was playing soccer, in the second he was playing football
@AdjaratouOuedraogo-vq5rp Жыл бұрын
Last goal look like rashford vs arsenal
@weekendwarriorprospecting8178 ай бұрын
Wearing skinny jeans and shoes that only a doorman would love. He was still sauced too.
@jonlima98972 ай бұрын
He is missing them all cuz it says "soccer" onthe wall
@goranmilanovic29855 ай бұрын
He was not great at anything but turned up when he was needed most...
@JaseenaIbrahim-lv5ez2 ай бұрын
😔😔
@MRmartuxxx Жыл бұрын
I live nearby Peter crouch
@Ronaldo_4 Жыл бұрын
@@Livvyluvssanriox wtf how do you even do that Thats just cap🧢
@logancahill7 ай бұрын
6'8 monster 😂
@Frezze2433 күн бұрын
I still wonder why He's so tall😅
@four-twenty420528 күн бұрын
You show all those goals but not the one he scored for Stoke against Man City? It was probably his greatest ever goal...
@Profik97310 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@Ichalumon5 ай бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮
@Tanmay151410 күн бұрын
Peter is so weak 😢😢
@tazanbla7653 Жыл бұрын
He,s wearing square shoes
@770XD Жыл бұрын
Title wrong
@OfficialFingazMC Жыл бұрын
Tune I'd please?
@Nr-hg6qp Жыл бұрын
Lengthy
@septyanyudha9846 Жыл бұрын
Is that Jim Carey?😂
@Lemonchikbox4 ай бұрын
Пов: крауч с ростом 2м 01 см и игроки метр 1м65 или 1м 70 тот самый питер: нифига себе гномики
@Nathan-W Жыл бұрын
Well I mean he is in his mid 30’s here, retired, drunk and in jeans here so unfair comparison 😂😂
@deansullivan212 Жыл бұрын
If your tall it's better to use sweep shots and headers
@INCOMING1 Жыл бұрын
Not for Crouch🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@drakewalla281610 ай бұрын
idk about now but when i was a kid back in 2004,people called peter crouch as the worst player in the history of football
@OKConTop35 Жыл бұрын
That's Dirk Nowitzki
@ZakyProEdits Жыл бұрын
Bro his legs are very long
@navidnadiry6578 Жыл бұрын
Where’s the volley when he scored a legendary volley against man city
@azizfaozi9 ай бұрын
He is dirk nowitzsky
@osvaldogarcete6136 Жыл бұрын
Bueno, nunca le ayudo mucho a Inglaterra en sus partidos
@diyenaqra93179 ай бұрын
bruh went i saw a nother video i saw peter doing the voley then he scored all though his retired
@claudiaandrzejczak3432 Жыл бұрын
Yo I have 2017 match attacks Peter crouch
@JackPaul-vs3bq5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@TobiasuАй бұрын
Try that wearing jeans.
@HEALINGMUSICISLAND12 Жыл бұрын
0:01
@everyday316Ай бұрын
Flat soles on 3g vs boots with studs on grass
@coolracon Жыл бұрын
The First Clip Where He Was Missing Was Not Peter Crouch It Was Basketballer Dirk.
@xeyDB10 Жыл бұрын
@soehartod thats not Dirk Kuyt my guy 😂
@hijackazz11 ай бұрын
No it’s Peter Crouch, the full clip is on KZfaq. Just type Peter Crouch Soccer AM
@ludovicruelland6303 Жыл бұрын
😮
@AVTH1321Ай бұрын
He can't make good balance as he is 6'7 and drunk🍺 It's not a joke