NICE MAN BAD JOKES

Peter , way back in the 80s , I played in a blues band in Boston , Mass . There was a local comedian by the name of Mike McDonald . I think that was his name . Jimmy the bass player asks Mike what's it like being heckled ? I love his reply . " For one thing , I got the mike . And another thing , this is what I do for a living . "

@@billsamuls7620 ????

Fantastic 😂

@@billsamuls7620 lmao how is there any bad jokes from Peter silly

Or I don't have change

Right. That’s what he said in the video that we all watched. Are you transcribing for the deaf? Kind of a dick move not to do the whole thing.

@@fezzik7619 Who pissed in your porridge ?

@@fezzik7619 shut up

@@clamboursome no thanks

great what

@@billsamuls7620 There are many other channels - you don't have to watch this one. Or is your screen stuck?

@@billsamuls7620 Great at not coming up with any new material - constantly rehashing his old stuff. Big light. Garlic bread, etc.

He's an old school master

@@shepmesiter True. The moment I heard Peter Kay talking about going for a curry after a night out and saying ' Chips,curry and rice,it's hot innit' Then points to woman in the audience and says 'Eh, she knows' I knew he was shite and that the audience must be pissed as farts or been smoking pot to actually laugh at that sad attempt at humour.

And the pause before he said sell....perfect!

Are you a woman?! No you're a man! Shut your mouth! Lmfao 🤣

The bit that gets me is the “it’s like a truck reversing”

"Not you! Who the fuck are you"?

You can tell he is what it says on the tin… a good bloke.

Have never met him but I’m sure he was!

Eccles in Manchester? Mad

From heckles to Eccles , I like that

The best one imo

i can

i can

you should go and see some one for that

Can't help but love him❣️

Wish he was more prolific in regards to his telly work. Phoenix Nights was truly great but only 12 episodes and another 6 for Max And Paddy.

is he supposed to be funny?

i think my opinion is spot om

@@jackflash743 Are you supposed to be an authority on humor?

@@jackflash743 only on weekends. 🤌🏼

@@jackflash743 GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR YOU SOUTHENN FAIRY AS YOU OF NUN

@Kyle Crosby "I look like a gay Satan!"

Dance for Life tour. April 15/16th Manchester - April 29th London - August 19/20th Liverpool

I WISH YOOU WELL BUT STILL DONT GET IT

@Kyle Crosby W😅

He had no new material that's why he cancelled his tour!!!

You are right he never has done, his wit never has to resort to being rude 👏👏👏👏😂🇬🇧

I remember many years ago I was laid up on the settee with 2 broken ribs (got caught hard in a martial arts competition) but decided to watch his show as it was on TV at the time, I was laughing so hard but was in so much pain from laughing I had to turn it off! Absolute agony from laughing at him! The man's a genius!

NICE MAN BUT NOT FOR ME

if you paid me to watch him il get another job

@@billsamuls7620 but Bill, he speaks so highly of you ….!

You missed question marks, used too many and too few full stops, couldn't spell "horn" and started a new sentence with "And" without good cause for it. No wonder you think Peter Kay is doing magic. He's not even a magician, he is a comic. I used to think the education system failed... As it turns out, it didn't fail. People with online names like "Wake up UK" can't even accurately spell. Stick to your script, you can't be so inept you're gonna fuck up a Copy/Paste action. Hmm... Then again, I've been wrong before!

@@swanclipper Looks like a highly paid scriptwriter has taken offense to your comment @Wake up UK. lmao

@@swanclipper LOL.. Wow! and I thought I was too critical on here, you must lead a very sad life finding time to 'spell check' comments on KZfaq. I will, though, say before you choose to check someone's English, you know what you are talking about. It is perfectly acceptable to start sentences with conjunctions such as 'And' and even 'But'. However, should only be used informally and I would say leaving a comment on KZfaq about Peter Kay is certainly not business English. Yes, I admit I left out the ? and three other errors but I was laughing my head off and wanted to make the point how good Peter Kay is, especially we now live in a world where there is so little laughter and tight-arsed w*****s like you. I suggest you get out more, talk to people and basically just get a life.

@@swanclipper get a grip!!

@@swanclipper Too many full stops after failed. You're fired!!

Exactly 👏👏😂

Because he’s white, overweight with a common accent. Basically the typical guy in the UK

@@akeyasa2228 that’s what you took from my comment. 😆

@@johnsonandyjohnson alright JJ 🤣

What did Rihanna do to deserve that bro? 😂😂😂😂

Simple,he's not funny, therefore I can't find him funny.

I just can't understand anything he says

mmmh dunno. Maybe ask Stewart Lee. or Richard Herring. Or keep eating chocolate pudding. Your call.

@@brucebiggy3593 That's right, he isn't funny, never has been funny, never will be funny. Sad ,but people are gullible.

@@margaretjbuckley people cant be gullible to instantaneous laughter, that comes naturally, when something is funny to them. Get a grip las, you aren't special, or unique, because your brain isnt tuned to a certain type of humour.

Agree 100%

lol and he does the real, true, British V sign with two fingers, not that awful "middle finger" nonsense ✌

islam

I was thinking the same once I stopped laughing 😂 😂 😂 x

Which is why he got heckled by a ship.

Shipwrights build and repair watercraft, they don't "take them apart". O.N.C. H.N.C Master, now retired.

@@MrChrissy1r Roger that old waterman.

must get a lot of them

fuck me mate 30 years? seek help

Are you drunk?

@@brucebiggy3593 No,. Are you?

@@Sanctified57 I'd have to be to laugh at Peter Kay.

@@brucebiggy3593 In that case you must be a miserable so and so in your sober state 😂

You've led a very sheltered life.

that's why you're not friends with someone like him. you expect too much. people like you ruin days and nights of performers because you think, on or off the stage, they're there solely to entertain you and keep you happy. you're the reason "famous people" can't do normal shit. it's not that they're weird, it's that you're obsessive and ignorant to thier lives. time and time again anybody widely popular would say outloud, on camera, to other people, in public "i'm not always ON, i'm just like you, now let me eat with my family!" but no, you want him to be YOUR friend. i don't care if you're gonna walk back and pretend that's not what you meant, yet it's exactly what you expected. people like you are the reason we can't have nice things. IF you're lucky and get to meet this guy, you're the first person he's getting away from. you're not his friend, you're a fan of his performances. your dishonesty and lack of introspection on the subject show that you're incapable of being friends with anybody half as famous as Peter Kay. he's not even that popular. he's national, but that's it. international is a big stretch.i doubt you could hold your sweat back if you met someone who has been on a radio show. moronic comment. no thought behind it, and you think i should ignore it? nope. someone, in the future, will see your bullshit and they'll realise someone called you on it.

@@johnbatch9276 you gotta be as funny as Peter mate, and get the first round in..😎👊

@@johnbatch9276 Very ,very small doses. I've never once laughed at any of his so called jokes. But then again I'm not as pissed as a fart.

@@brucebiggy3593 why are you here then, troll?

He's Teetotal

No you didnt..

Right up there with Connolly and Robin Williams for me too.

You should have seen Ken Dodd live, best live comic ever and I've seen most of them at least once.

Tommy cooper

Charlie drake hello my darlings

@@CS-zn6pp good but not as funny as peter kay

Funniest shit ever hahaha

And micky Flanagan

*They're.

Is English you're first language?

Are you a washing machine or a fridge freezer mate?

@@zanussidish8144 *Your

Something about Peter Kay! I always laugh my arse off with him. He’s a natural comedian!

thanks

ROFLMAO

it's ARSE, not ASS, you Americanised baboon

I wasn't there and she got on mine!!

She needed a Will Smith around her at that moment haha.

Peter Kay dealt with the heckling with charm and good humour, and continued to entertain his audience. A real pro and a real gent. But whooping hecklers? Why do drunks always think they're entertaining? They're not. They're a bore.

She was like the annoying woman in 'Flying High' and everyone was lined up to slap it out of her 😆

And every one else's

Is that you Mr Kay?

Oh, come on, you need to get out more. Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks...

@@margaretjbuckley how would getting out enable someone to see Richard Pryor or Bill Hicks?

@@davidransom643 Are you totally thick? It obviously means you ought to broaden your horizon, stop believing the shit you are fed by the media, think for yourself, which you seem incapable of doing. Happy now?

@@davidransom643 nice 👌😂

💖

i must be missing somethink

@@billsamuls7620 , also, you're missing the correct spelling. It's "something."

@@paigeleigh2554 you say my spilling is bad my mafs teaher liked me she put a lot of red kises at the botem of me paper

@@billsamuls7620 , 🤣🤣🤣

I lost it completely at that one. 🤣

At least it wasn't a tripod!

Only in my hometown 😂😂

Not funnier than Stewart Lee or Bill Burr or Louis CK or Bill Hicks. But other than that... Yes

Nobody comes close to Bernard manning

@@michaeldevaney5728 I'm going straight to some Bernard videos now.

@@beauaIoevv_ if you're not from the north of England, then you won't understand his comedy

​@@beauaIoevv_ okay my guy, difference is this guy doesnt need to shout and swear to be funny. those comics you are talking about it although great arent even close. please come back and try tell me that when they have a stand up tour as big as this guy. they can only dream.

Don’t forget car share!

@@bloochoo2870 OMG I forgot all about that 🙀🙀🙀 Nice one hun 👍👌👍👌👍👌

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

your right he gets on my goat

That's true.

I think the Bolton accent helps lol

Agreed. But he does signal and tell a heckler to "f**k off" at 4:54 and that type of language simply isn't acceptable in this day and age.

Yes!

@@Band-maid-fan101 You think he sounds like Michael Bolton?

Thank you brother 🙏 💙

Thank you, I needed that today. All the best to you to friend

Thank you, you too

I'm a serial killer - so thanks❗

Right back at you sir 😁👊🐸

He is brilliant! Even before he became big and he was just playing at the comedy store he just as that observational comedy that you can’t beat!!! You start laughing before he even talks 😂 😂 😂 x

@@steviegg2670 Exactly, no one, as far as I’m concerned is so down to earth and says it as it is other than Peter👏👏😂😂🇬🇧

On tour again soon and well worth the ticket price.

He’s great live. Saw him in 2010. I had jaw ache from laughing so much 😂

Now's your chance! Only took me 45 minutes to get a ticket in the presale, and apparently that was pretty good compared with some people.

Fellow Boltonian here! I love Peter’s accent; he sounds like my dad!

Aye fellow boltonian too here

Is Brother Maleus originalky from Bolton, I don't think so, he s too posh. 🤔 😁

@@moonloversheila8238 he sounds like my grandad and my dad, both born in Farnworth

​@@jackieporter5323 I'm from Farnworth 👍

Jokes are terrible

IS IT CANNED LAUGHTER

@@billsamuls7620 HAVE YOU BEEN TO HIS SHOWS?

@@florianp2122 no im glad iv saved my money

iv seen loads of his vidios im yet to laugh

@@billsamuls7620 American?

If you keep texting whilst driving then you probably will crash

@@zanussidish8144 ….so would everyone else had they spotted the ‘snot bubbles’