"how'd i get up here" im in tears pls 😭

Does matter how many times I watch Peter Kay, I end up helpless with laughter, tears running down my face and struggling to breathe ! The greatest British comedian ever !

Peter Kay is a national treasure 🙂

It doesn't matter what time of the day I watch Peter Kay, it always brings a smile....... and good memories. There is no other comedian like him. He's a genius.

Really rare that I find stand up comedians actually funny. Usually just the odd joke here and there. But with Peter Kay being the exception. Relentlessly funny every time. Totally relatable comedy genius.

He is better than any happy pills to give a great uplift to people. Thanks Peter.🙂👌

Bloody cars gone....Sierra's gone - 1980s my era!! Brilliant👍👍

It’s 2:30am and I’ve just got home from seeing Peter in Birmingham. I’ve been waiting 15 years for tonight and I’m absolutely buzzing to say I have seen him live.

Love You Peter Kay. The WORLD NEEDS Your brilliant comedy even more now... You are a Saviour of the Human Race... Greetings from Germany. ❣🇩🇪🙏

I wish we had more laughter in the UK there's to much nastiness God bless mr kay I suffer from anxiety and depression due to violent childhood I so frightened of most people due to my upbringing but mr kay makes me laugh

He gives laughter when I'm in depths of depression and lifts me up, God bless you x

Hilarious stories : " Massive tele on legs; walking on the school the gym bench; how dads run in car parks; everyone in, it's spittin' ...!!!" So warm, so naturally funny, the best !!

After a crap day - this is great. Laughing on my own but not lonely now 😍

I was in Asda Radclffe many years ago my daughter had told me previously about a comedian she’d watched over Christmas and how great he was. All of a sudden she pointed and said “that’s him Peter Kay “ I didn’t recognise him but he gave us a knowing smile. He was famous within a few months, what a great guy he’s so naturally funny just telling us stories that we can all relate too 😂😂

7:40 Since i first saw this ive called rich teas one-dips and hobnobs marines 😂

Sierra’s gone Jean - we’ve had it now! Literally my dad in the early 90’s😂

If everyone was like Peter Kay what a wonderful world we would have

What a naturally funny man,great to see him back doing what he does best,can't wait to see him here in Dublin in the new year,Peter how we've missed you 😂

No idea why I've waited so long to watch Peter Kay. In tears laughing. The guy is a real genius. Love all the mannerisms and everything!!! Dad running when he thinks his car has been stolen!!! oh my days!!

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Bloody hell. It's like he went to my school

Ha ha ha ha!! When he started with his machine gun noises I remembered a classmate way back almost 40 years ago in junior high who had the lamest machine gun sound....and right then, Peter perfectly imitated him at 4:07! Ha ha ha ha!!!

Just so naturally funny 😂

Canadian English as my second language and only understood about half. Wish I could've understood all of it, he's funny as hell. What a good stage presence.

Thank God for Peter Kay; he brings sanity to an effed up world.

Seen him at the O2 in May 2023, and he was brilliant fantastic down to earth gentleman

How can someone be so funny... Constant smile on my face.. Pure Genius... 😂❤

That thing at 15' 30" about "mathematical bollocks" 😂 Such a relief! I thought it was just me who'd never understood that.

The biscuit dipping bit is still his best I think. Takes a really good comedian to think of that

Saw him again in Liverpool in January. Just when you think he can't get better he does. So pleased he's overcome his health issues. He's been missed 💖💝

You've been away from our screens for far too long. I've not laughed so much for ages.

"Has tha nowt moist?" 🤣🤣

My kids grew up calling rich tea biscuits onedips and hobnobs the marines of the biscuit world :D

Peter, Lee and Micky are the best medications for depression in this morbid world.❤😂❤

Never ceases to be funny - ATB

I’m sure that he got the idea for the biscuit skit by watching my late father, we used to laugh at him, the more we laughed the more irate he got, as for opening a pkt of biscuits…….😂😂😂

How many times have i watched these sketches on being British - and yet even tho i know what's coming, i till find mysef crying with laughter. Peter Kay is THE definiton of comedy genius.

Truely iconic. The Best comic of the 20th century. No 1 can touch him.

Coming back from a party last night and seeing loads of people coming back from the O2 London. When asked, they told me it was Peter Kay who was performing. Had no idea who he was, but now kinda like him. The biscuits, chippy shop 😂

Who remembers when there was a HEAD bag craze, VW badges, perm hair styles , REEBOK shell suit.

You can tell this is a while ago. You won't get change from £20 for a chip supper now!

That's me especially the I can smell the rain is coming!🤣

Love you Peter 😂 from The Netherlands.

I used to have 'it's spitting, it's spitting, everybody in it's spitting' as my text alert. Always made people laugh. Peter Kay is the man!

Having a rubbish day. Watch this proper makes me laugh. So funny and true.

2023 and this still cracks me up. He is the best. I’ve watched this so many times over the years and still love it. All his shows were hysterical 😂

The funniest man on the planet. 😂

Cant think of a bigger shock in life when a Northerner like i am, goes London and discovers they don't do gravy in the chippy

✳️ I'm from Cornwall and he's talking about my childhood too. #british #80s #90s #banging

"Has tha nowt moist?" Best line ever! :)

PK: USA lady here. Do us a huge favor. Convince your agent to book tv gigs in the US that give you a broad audience. Slow your delivery. I'm a true southerner, but I still understood your humor somehow, and found it hilarious to tears. However, there are many over here that would find you hard to follow because of your speedy (maybe cockney?) dialect, and English references that some here wouldn't get. Reference Eddie Izzard. He has managed to find a bridge from English to USA modern day humor. I find him to be a brilliant comedian in some respects, but your approach and delivery I found much more hilarious. I truly feel like you could make a huge impact and success in our country with the right connections and your gift of wit. Keep up the great work!

So funny, me 'biscuits fallen in me brew' 😂😂😂😂xx

I'm literally in tears! 😭😭😭

"Backing books" that's how much they were valued. Wow what times

Bolton, Only place in the world you can get "Chips and Pea Wet" ;-)

I'm going to see Peter Kay in December of this year and I can. Not. Wait.

At our primary school if you felt sick they gave you a slice of dry bread so i used to make out i was feeling sick because i wanted the bread 😂

always makes me laugh watching Peter legend 6:42😂😂😂😂

14:11 is just brilliant to me 😂

Here’s to Carol at the back who nearly got her half stone sticker…

A true student of human nature, is our Peter.

He should be SIR Peter Kay for services to making people piss there self's laughing

Didn't understand a word. I'm American, I don't speak English. Still funny as hell.

60 years of comedy I have watched Peter Kay is no doubt the greatest of all

@0.25 gets me every time especially seeing someone in the audience crying with laughter cos he’s unbelievably funny

😂😂😂 You're a biscuit it's ya job

I love this guy. He cracks me up but sometimes I can’t understand most of what he says. Accent is really thick for an American ear.

Mad, seen Billy Connelly in concert, he comes very close.

Sister Matic is a joke that went over my head before now

Amazing how he not only changes his shirt mid sketch, but the venue also 😅😅😅

Some days..we just need him.hilarious.

This is my world of laughter!

What a life, wife in hospital with Covit, daughter also has it and I'm rolling on the floor with Peter Kay.

When someone can make you piss yourself over dipping biscuits....

"Has th'a nowt moist?" Omg stitches! 😂😂😂

This guy is a excellent im in stitchs...🇦🇺🤣🤣🤣🤣 i can relate to his scenarios his brilliant. 👏🏻👏🏻

I know someone who is just like Peter Kay.

The bit that started at 13:31 had me dying. Hilarious.

If your feeling a bit down just watch Peter you will laugh so much a pure legend will make you laugh your socks off bless you PETER KAY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

You’ve got to admit he’s a funny guy..

Ive done that with me car in a car park and running for the bus🤣

I can't stop laughing crying with laughing 🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅

My mum always reminds me, with the "I take it you're home" text!! 🤭Kx

i’ve got a stitch now thanks peter 😂

Honest truth..I'm sat here with a cuppa and 2 Rich Tea..just happened to start watching this..😊

you’re a biscuit it’s your job!!! 😂

Comedy gold. What a genius!

Does he ever come to the US? I would love to see him live!

Brilliant. Can’t wait to see the 2022 dvd

God iv missed him

How did he get it right that everyone in Britain's childhood in 70's 80's 90's was the same??

Honestly my tummy aches from laughing… thank you so much ❤

I also had to walk over the top of an upturned bench in PE at school in the 70/80's

Legend

Peter you must have some good chippys near you if you can get £17 change out of a 20 lol 😂

Your fantastic you make everyone so happy in this crazy world more laughter is needed & love to one another 👏👏❤🇮🇪

Pure genius 😂😂

honestly i watch this as an american and i know nearly nothing he’s talking about and i’m like yeahhh hahaha

My first tike hearing him. His song interpretation clip was on TikTok so I came to KZfaq for longer versions.

Peter ####ing brilliant 😁Saw the man show ! Left show crying ,With laughter 👍👍 BEST show With all this cost of living going up This is well worth see ,regards