Ness Rockin Wrong turn 10 Greek gods return from tarturous
@theshipper57976 жыл бұрын
wront turn 11 they make hades their bitch
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
The Shipper Wrong Turn 11: three fingers and his friends play the Divine Comedy
@jakobstarkey99606 жыл бұрын
@@anikmonette2140 wrong turn 12: inbreds kill all of marvel universe
@MachineD3vil2 жыл бұрын
Wrong Turn 14: The Inbreds go back in time to kill all the dinosaurs
@EpicJasonX90002 жыл бұрын
"The Mountain Man Festival" sounds like the name of a surprise birthday party my folks would come up with since that's the nickname my father tends to give me.
@Barbayat797 жыл бұрын
I think a 90 min feature of Phelous snarking at stuff with Michael and Jason interrupting would be infinitely more entertaining than Wrong Turn 5 (and probably most of the other movies of the series). I remember seeing the first one and that already bored me.
@thehitherto53487 жыл бұрын
I agree it's not a very good franchise. I enjoy it, but I'd agree with Phelous the second one is vastly superior to the rest of the movies.
@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin20997 жыл бұрын
Barbayat Bloodwater 0.0 dat would be awesome
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
TheHitherto Me too! It is very entertaining and cool in a horrible, yet silly way! The first one is decent but that's it. 3 is not very good. As for the fourth and fifth installment I just learned that they exist!
@Enter_the_Toshiverse_19966 жыл бұрын
Phelous is right, Wrong Turn 2 was the only entertaining movie in this series. As the series progressed, the movies became so dull and pointless that even the death scenes were boring as hell
@davidspring4003Күн бұрын
Instead of MST3K, Mystery Phelous Theater
@Visiden7 жыл бұрын
Wrong Turn 8: The inbreds vs Alice
@Nagoragama7 жыл бұрын
Haha, I laughed out loud when I read this
@animebro147 жыл бұрын
Visiden admittedly that would be entertaining
@EternalStorm7967 жыл бұрын
wait, which Alice?
@lexluthore60657 жыл бұрын
EternalStorm796 resident evil Alice
@EternalStorm7967 жыл бұрын
lex luthore Ah.
@Nagoragama7 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of Michael Meyers music stinging at you.
@Uncle-Jay3 жыл бұрын
I think making them undead would probably make the movie more watchable for me.
@Hopium5007 жыл бұрын
i demand you stop neglecting micheal.
@randalgraves69795 жыл бұрын
He’s my 2nd favorite Mass Murdering Mute.
@Aiijuin5 жыл бұрын
Prison Hillbilly Inbred is a discount Anthony “Hannibal Leckter” Hopkins. And those Bond villain-esque quips... over and over and over and over.
@jemofthe80s183 жыл бұрын
"Not only are inbreds the superior species, but they are a little bit magic!";)
@Account_Not_Applicable4 жыл бұрын
The more I see Phelous!Michael in these past reviews, the more I love him. Dunno what it is, but he's a delight to see
@carlosarmandovegavazquez7038 Жыл бұрын
The Wrong Turn franchise needs a new dose of Jeremy Sisto and Henry Rollins.
@SeraidenAF7 жыл бұрын
Lol, Nostalgia Critic skull in the opening splash screen.
@MusicalMaestro234115 жыл бұрын
Hes in the full video also right beside Phelous
@eatinganemone895 жыл бұрын
Larry Springfield where? I don’t see him
@randalgraves69794 жыл бұрын
The blinking light eyed skull 😏
@bunney15716 жыл бұрын
As a West Virginia native I must say that I'm offended by these movies. Thank you for tearing them appart
@floridaman45966 жыл бұрын
Bun Ney how are you offended by these movies.
@amberdawn82355 жыл бұрын
I'm offended that they didn't even try to do a good approximation of a West Virginian accent.
@KushClarkKent2 жыл бұрын
"Appart" lol. You're from West Virginia alright. World class education system.
@nomduclavier6 жыл бұрын
I can't concentrate with dead NC flashing his deadlights at me
@albatross49207 жыл бұрын
Doesn't inbreeding give you a shorter lifespan, I'd use that as an excuse to stop making these sequels. Also, did Michael Meyers do a finger snap and a neck roll?
@Clay36137 жыл бұрын
Depends on how polluted the genepool is. Inbreeding was fairly common in medieval times and those people generally lasted awhile.
@oren13057 жыл бұрын
+Clay3613 Not too long, though; the average lifespan in the Middle Ages was around 33 - 40 years, although you had a better chance of living to 50+ if you were healthy past 21. It does depend, but inbreeding among nobles/royals probably didn't help, (though most of the upper-class didn't live as healthily as the common folk, diet and exercise and all).
@TheStoneSpiral7 жыл бұрын
It depends on how long it's been going on, what mutations appear and how close the parents are. Human inbreeding has been historically common, but still not advisable. For example a single instance of hemophilia has been retained in European royalty. They're by no means a gaggle of biological freaks, but this one gene has put several of them at risk and has made many of them significantly weaker and more fragile than they otherwise would be. You can use inbreeding with care to increase the frequency of good genes.. but bad ones also piggyback their way into the gene pool at equally high rates. Just look at the mess that is dog breeding. You get desirable traits, but all pure bred dogs have high rates of genetic illness, and they occur at higher and higher rates the more the idea of a 'pure bred' dog goes on.
@EvilDoresh7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget potential mental issues.
@thehitherto53487 жыл бұрын
In horror movies inbreeding is awesome. Sure, you'll be pig ugly, but you'll also get extreme resilience for some reason. See also The Hills have Eyes and probably some others titles.
@SammyRenard6 жыл бұрын
Your impression of Jason is the best
@vjpearce7 жыл бұрын
18:49 Then Wrong Turn 9, where the inbreds steal the Alien's technology, time-travel travel back to Earth's Cretaceous period and kill off the dinosaurs.
@RichardWatt7 жыл бұрын
Then Wrong Turn 10, where the inbreds go back into space and find some alien inbreds to, well, breed with but find some space Tories.
@AmaryInkawult6 жыл бұрын
The Wrong Turn 11, where the inbred's descendants travel to a parallel world and breed with themselves to create an unstoppable army.
@EnchantedTooWell6 ай бұрын
Wrong Turn: In Space
@nelsonguerrero19527 жыл бұрын
And then there was wrong turn 6!.............Sorry phelous.
@phelous7 жыл бұрын
Reviewed it years ago. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/atp8hZOmt7SUcoU.html
@KazeTheCursedOne3 жыл бұрын
Your reviews make me feel more sorry for Micheal Myers than any Halloween movie
@vdochev6 жыл бұрын
Hi Phelan, greetings from Bulgaria!!! We have beautiful mountains and great places here. You should come to visit!
@HaileyBabi6 жыл бұрын
Aww poor Michael Myers
@purplehalbert36295 жыл бұрын
Hi
@dragonempress83677 жыл бұрын
Prisoner has such a fetish for being scary it's hilarious. You're trying too hard, man! XD
@JThom529 Жыл бұрын
Well he is Pinhead 😅
@aii57486 жыл бұрын
lol the bits with Michael are hilarious 😆💕
@KewlImp6 жыл бұрын
Its amazing, Doug Bradley said yes to this but refused the last couple of Hellraiser projects.
@MrDp1153 жыл бұрын
Have you seen those movies?
@KewlImp3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDp115 Sadly I have.
@JThom529 Жыл бұрын
At least here he can ham it up with the evil while those other two were mediocre for Pinhead heh
@anon_of_kat7 жыл бұрын
who is that green ghost and why is he holding Nostalgia critic's skull?
@KeybladeMasterAndy7 жыл бұрын
Kevin Siungdung This is a re-upload, presumably from around the time of the Fallout with Channel Awesome. I don't know who the ghost is supposed to be, though.
@boscojokey38297 жыл бұрын
prison guy reminds me of a crappy mix of the dark Knight's joker in jail scene and Hannibal Lecter.
@Nekucloud7 жыл бұрын
This movie(if want to call it that)is basically a super incredibly cheap The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or an even dumber Hostel(if that's even possible).😒
@dkres825 жыл бұрын
Really is nothing like Hostel, as for TCM that's been an ongoing criticism of the franchise. Basically it's if you combine TCM and Hills Have Eyes.
@ManiacMayhem72563 жыл бұрын
Good avatar you got there
@wugglesx3 жыл бұрын
@Deniz Metin T. the hostel series?
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
Wrong Turn more like Wrong Turd, amirite? I'll see myself out.
@urrsys97654 жыл бұрын
Wrong Turd 7: The Royal Flush is in preproduction right now, I just know it.
@RinitaChan4 жыл бұрын
Juan D'Marco no, you can stay.
@lulucalliope7137 жыл бұрын
There's a part of me that wants to ask why there's a floating sandwich in some shots of the review, but the other part of me knows the answer and is disgusted/horrified/confused as to why they would even put that in the movie.
@Tareltonlives Жыл бұрын
Somehow the goofy Michael and Jason skits are better horror films than this entire franchise
@RedShirtRemyStarship6 жыл бұрын
A knife would not kill Jason. I mean unless the knife was used by a Voorhees like in Jason Goes To Hell. You thought it was over did ya?
@Nasko_Nikolov7 жыл бұрын
When you hear your country being mentioned in a review.
@MrZerothejedi4 жыл бұрын
Okay... I'm getting ULTRA tired of people seizuring on the ground when they are harmed on the ground in horror movies. "Ow that really hurts! LEMME JUST FLOP AROUND INSTEAD OF MOVE!"
@haruruben7 жыл бұрын
I kinda like Wrong Turn 2 more than the first one. I guess it's all relative
@badjokemaker30517 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's the hot chick from Dominion and the first two seasons of Game of Thrones! Roxanne McKee! She really needed that pay check? Wait did the other chick say: "Officer I think I took a Wrong Turd"?
@badjokemaker30517 жыл бұрын
War against Angels. It's a Spin Of to "Legion". Horrible crap.
@TheAngelmisa7 жыл бұрын
i hate dominion anyways its a overrated crappy show
@razorjake7 жыл бұрын
I think the Wrong Turn porno spoof might have ended up in the movie... XD We need Cinema Snob! :D
@Poppin_Fresh656 жыл бұрын
razorjake theirs a wrong turn porn parody?
@bethgorrell77873 жыл бұрын
@@Poppin_Fresh65 yup wrong turn 6 last resort
@ShadeMeadows7 жыл бұрын
Good Times...
@culwin7 жыл бұрын
...or Dingo Pictures
@thedreadwolffenrir52216 жыл бұрын
So strange to see Doug Bradley not in his pinhead costume
@ElderGodBrandon7 жыл бұрын
holy fuck that is doug bradly! aka pinhead!
@ElderGodBrandon7 жыл бұрын
it did not look like him
@mordred77546 жыл бұрын
ElderGodBrandon .......So if I like a certain video game which you might hate. And if I like that video game you'll think im dumb too? ................That is Chris chan behaviour.................And you're videos on you're youtube channel has bad camera works. And I know that you're a butthurt immature NOSTALGIA fanboy. :) bye - bye:)
@pythiasibyls62696 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that is disappointed that they never found a way to send them into space? They did it with Friday The 13th, they can find a way to do it here!
@randalgraves69796 жыл бұрын
Awww man, this movie dragged poor Doug Bradley into it, didn’t it ?
@swolf7125 жыл бұрын
Man, a lot of the jail scenes really feel like the filmmakers cribbed from 30 Days of Night.
@oneghost12577 жыл бұрын
Jason's humor was sharp as a tack in this!
@DeathofInk6 жыл бұрын
What was the point of the scene with the cop and the girl? They don't die or ever commit to the plot, they just hook up and that's it.
@bernebelmont18573 жыл бұрын
well clearly that was to have someone say the titular "wrong turn"
@JThom529 Жыл бұрын
Probably meant to be additional kills but they couldn’t get them back for those scenes
@EnchantedTooWell6 ай бұрын
I think it’s cause the main sheriff tried to radio her coworker but he’s too busy bangin’
@pizzarayy7 жыл бұрын
I forgot all about this channel, time to binge it!
@Nymphonomicon7 жыл бұрын
I have to ask, how much more of a stinker was Hellraiser 9 that Doug turned that down, but said yes to this? I saw Hellraiser 9 and while it has its good points, this must be Shakespeare by comparison or I can't see why Doug would agree to be in it.
@renamon56584 жыл бұрын
Things that could of might saved this movie 1 the inbreds turn on the guy who abuse them 2 one of the main characters could of lived but cops find his weed and think he was high and not believe his story about the inbreds 3 they could of had a fourth inbred that died in the prequels
@wyattgallagher5705 жыл бұрын
I'm hella late but this man makes absolute sense
@ninjamonkey5087 жыл бұрын
didnt we see this before.... WAIT WE HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!!
@cytorakdemon7 жыл бұрын
Okay, the end credits scene made this whole review of a shitty movie worth it.
@heynae20167 жыл бұрын
12:58 And while you frowned...I had on the biggest smile
@Nekucloud6 жыл бұрын
"Hi Officer, I think I took a Wrong Turn." ROLE CREDITS!!!!🙄
@randalgraves69796 жыл бұрын
*Ding*
@adamdefilippi7 жыл бұрын
That "Prehysteria!" score insert...!
@Savra5 жыл бұрын
The Gas Station guy in this is Doug Bradley aka Pinhead???? Omg, that's so sad...
@CanItAlready7 жыл бұрын
This review hinted at the one thing I want to see now after watching how jealous Michael was of the attention Jason was getting: Michael vs. Jason. Couldn't be any worse than all the Wrong Turn, Saw, Hostel, Paranormal Activity, etc., sequels and we've already seen Freddy take on Jason, so why not?
@wugglesx3 жыл бұрын
both being silent stalkery antagonists would fit well if playing to their strengths freddy and jason work for the opposite and teen targets but instead with michael and jason it'd be alot more action and alot less quips. but hmmm. then who should freddy fight that will joke and smack talk back.. leprecaun maybe?
@Tareltonlives2 жыл бұрын
I think the only reason this isn't a thing is because they're a lot like each other. However, I think if they emphasized their unique traits it could still work, especially with their motivations and tactics
@ninjamonkey5086 ай бұрын
To be fair the bit about raping and killing the girl at the end was arguably the most unsettling part because he manages to get away with her by the end of the movie. that was just uncomfortable despite literally everything else in this movie
@obywatelcane67755 жыл бұрын
The "town" is in the film studio :-)
@Zeeboklown5 ай бұрын
1:26 the fact hes holding a breadknife makes me rofl even more haha
@shadowleon6596 жыл бұрын
On the run from the police for thirty years doesn't make any DAMN scenes.
@ryanjavierortega8513 Жыл бұрын
Sequel to the Prequel is a great Babyshambles’ album
@jerrymandalo4574 жыл бұрын
Wrong Turn 10 The Inbreds in the White House
@Enter_the_Toshiverse_19964 жыл бұрын
“Hey officer, I think...I took a wrong turn” Me: 😑 HA! “Another wrong turn, huh?” Me: 😑 Again, HA!
@ralph86776 жыл бұрын
Not sure what's worse: the amount of obviously European actors trying to pass off as Americans, or that they're not even trying to hide their European accents in a movie that takes place in West Virginia, meaning they're not even trying to do the correct accent.
@EnchantedTooWell6 ай бұрын
It’s not even filmed anywhere near West Virginia, it was filmed in Bulgaria😂 as was 3 & 6
@ralph86776 ай бұрын
@@EnchantedTooWell The filming location is Bulgaria, but the setting (as in plot) takes place in West Virginia.
@SwiftNimblefoot2 жыл бұрын
Wrong Turn 8 - The Inbreds go to Psychlo and start smoking and blow up the whole planet. :P Co-starring John Travolta.
@crizmeow83947 жыл бұрын
would you ever do the texas chainsaw movies? the weird sequels to the original and the ones based on the remake, and the remake, I think any of those would be a pretty funny review
@tutunaku Жыл бұрын
This is "Ooh, me accent's slippin'" the Movie
@NodDisciple17 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the Highlander Episode about these immortal inbreds. :P
@commanderkruge7 жыл бұрын
"Wrong Turn" - When your average "demented slasher cannibal family" is just not lazy, annoying, lazy and shitty enough.
@bobbymoore38627 жыл бұрын
I've waited so long for this haha
@stingfan47 жыл бұрын
Doug Bradley was the only reason i saw this movie.
@EnchantedTooWell5 ай бұрын
the doug bradley montage was kinda funny out of context🤣
@shitpost92377 жыл бұрын
Heyy Phelan, have ye lost some weight? Ya look so different for some reason. Or maybe it's just the angle, or the fact that you're wearing a pink shirt.
@shitpost92377 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god I didn't know this was a reupload I'm sooooo stuuupid! No fucking wonder ya look so damn different holy shiet I'm late!
@Number2Drakefan7 жыл бұрын
Donkey bitch ass I'm guessing your name is referencing dashie
@SamyLovesSam7 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same. Ha ha ha! So you are not the only one ;)
@matthewwiles47854 жыл бұрын
5:49 And let's not forget about the fact that the family in Texas Chainsaw Massacre were Cannibals too.
@alecdaley61057 жыл бұрын
What the fuck Doug Bradley?
@jonathanmoors61036 жыл бұрын
That ending is crushing man
@wugglesx3 жыл бұрын
3 fingers and a thumb. technically 3finger was onto something.
@packerbacker43157 жыл бұрын
I love these movies. my guilty pleasure of a horror movie series.
@MaximumMadnessStixon2 жыл бұрын
What I find confusing is how jumbled the tone seems. It looks like the movie opens with some attempts at dark humor and trashy thrills. Like the opening kill with the hand making the "5." That's obviously meant to be silly... ...but then the movie ends with everyone dying and the implication a young woman who just had her eyes gouged out is going to slowly be tortured and gang-raped to death. Those don't really go together. Either you commit to goofy, trashy schlock... or you commit to a bleak, apocalyptic tone. It's nearly impossible to move organically between those two extremes.
@EnchantedTooWell6 ай бұрын
The kills (especially the ones involving women) are all so mean-spirited and make 0 sense
@SalusFuturistics3 жыл бұрын
"Guys, dont you know the Fifth is always the BEST one? Dont you remember Attack of the Clones?"
@MsDjessa4 жыл бұрын
Ah I see funny suggestions to new Wrong Turn movies in the comments. So here's mine. Wrong Turn 4000: inbreds blow up the Death Star. Wrong Turn 7667: inbreads beat Thanos.
@drstrangelove95257 жыл бұрын
When will the RE7 review come out for non-patrons???
@thefiregodzapp7 жыл бұрын
We need to know!!!!
@drstrangelove95257 жыл бұрын
thefiregodzapp yes!!!!!
@TheAngelmisa7 жыл бұрын
I actually like the re live action movies......i think the live action king of fighters movie is worse.and milla jovovitch at least respect opinions of sane re videogame fans whom did not like re live action movies.unlike cough cough stupid Maggie q whom hates sane king of fighters fans hating her crappy mary sue live action king of fighters movie.
@drstrangelove95257 жыл бұрын
Pip bernadotte Yea, that's a plus for the RE Live Action films at least. And some of them are (sometimes) entertaining to watch, except the Final Chapter, which is borderline unwatchable.
@TheAngelmisa7 жыл бұрын
+Dr Strangelove my brother saw the re the final chapter my brother loves it.im planing to see it either I might like it or...not.....anyways I think it's great re live action movies are ending now we could get a re reboot more true to the games
@Galantski4 жыл бұрын
_"Saving money with Geico is so easy that even a murderous inbred cannibal could do it!"_ 0:33
@didgereemedia1947 жыл бұрын
"He's a freak" Who's your next guest, Joseph Merrick????
@bobbybr38k3r85 жыл бұрын
14:14 that's no town lol. That's an obvious, movie set. Notice the fake store and alley way
@ctdaniels70497 жыл бұрын
Oh hey a new Phelous vi---dangit Phelous this isn't new! O:
@kolonarulez52227 жыл бұрын
Is there anyone out ther who legitimately enjoys this series?
@EnchantedTooWell6 ай бұрын
I enjoyed 1,2 & 4. 3 was watchable but kinda boring in parts and I refuse to watch 5&6
@vivimariefedorov73745 жыл бұрын
Rip June O'Neill 👩🏻🦰🖐☠️
@yukiskyzero13136 жыл бұрын
If the inbreds are so powerful in the prequel, then why they are easily killed in the sequel? xD or maybe did I confuse them in the sequel...well, I dunno haha..xD
@artofmore71976 жыл бұрын
2:05 One of the most overused and annoying clichés in horror films.
@Worqfis6 жыл бұрын
So he was a cop until he got an arrow in the knee?
@Danko_Sekulic6 ай бұрын
The year is 2050. First humans land on Mars. Wrong Turn 200 released to poor reviews.
@StephenStaver7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your videos!!
@JeffreyPiatt7 жыл бұрын
I know that backlot the BBC filmed there for a comic book like new York in the last Christmas special. It's meant to be a generic new York city set.
@soapy_soda7 жыл бұрын
Ay phelous why did ya add nostalgia critics decayed head in the thumbnail? xD
@razorjake7 жыл бұрын
Ummmm.... be careful there, Phelous. -_- The writer might be watching this and decide to go with your crazy ass idea and make Wrong Turn 6. XD!!!!
@Uberjason-nq5mz7 жыл бұрын
I hate to break it to you but they already made a Wrong Turn 6 back in 2014.
@EvilDoresh7 жыл бұрын
Horror movie directors never need an excuse to make another sequel. Or two. Or three...
@MrBrassBalls7 жыл бұрын
I said it last time and I'll say it again, that chick in the thumbnail is cute af
@DeclanCorey7 жыл бұрын
I agree! She's cute. :)
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
MrBrassBalls yes xD
@pugtie46956 ай бұрын
I think the bald guy is supposed to be the got stay close to my youngings.
@LinxFraulein6 жыл бұрын
0:14 To be fair, Phelous, no movie _needs_ to exist...
@undertakertabbert98693 жыл бұрын
Welcome home lita
@paulrodriguez37577 жыл бұрын
hey phelan r u preparing us for a new wrong turn review?